Swuff: the new pokemon game
Swuff: christ
Swuff: it is so easy to overlevel
Lectro: you can get lugia
Lectro: if you have AS
Swuff: the opponent is 24
Swuff: i'm 33
Swuff: i haven't done any extra grinding
Swuff: rip
Swuff: oh finally numel is evolving
Swuff: before the 4th gym
Swuff: gr8
Swuff: like listen
Swuff: i'm hardly into this game
Swuff: i'm before the 4th gym
Lectro: which version did you get
Swuff: almost all my pokemon are fully evolved
Swuff: OR
Lectro: if youre not into i-
Lectro: oh
Swuff: sister has AS
Lectro: you got the shit version
Swuff: no
Swuff: i got the american version
Swuff: you're a commie confirmed
Swuff: sorry
Lectro: AS has Lugia
Lectro: in postgame
Swuff: that's the truth kid
Swuff: nope
Swuff: nope doesn't matter
Lectro: OR has a turkey dinner
Swuff: communist version
Lectro: wrong
Lectro: OR is the communist version
Lectro: red white and BLUE
Lectro: US flag
Lectro: RED and yellow
Lectro: USSR
Swuff: RED white and blue
Swuff: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swuff: communism starts with ky
Swuff: kyogre starts with ky
Swuff: coincidence??????
Swuff: trust me
Swuff: this logic is flawless
Lectro: oh yeah?
Lectro: well
Lectro: thE CREATOR OF COMMUNISM
Lectro: BORN ON LAND
Lectro: YOU KNOW WHAT REPRESENTS LAND
Lectro: GROUDON
Swuff: kyogre
Lectro: GROUDON
Lectro: GROU
Lectro: GR
Lectro: R
Lectro: EARTH
Swuff: kyogre
Swuff: ogre
Swuff: ogre = shrek
Lectro: EARTH IS LAND
Swuff: shrek likes onions
Swuff: onions have layers
Swuff: what else has layers
Swuff: forms of government
Swuff: forms of government
Lectro: THERE'S COMMUNISTS ON LAND
Swuff: communism
Swuff: COINCIDENCE???????
Lectro: FORMS OF GOVERNMENT
Lectro: DEMOCRACY
Lectro: PEOPLE FREE TO VOTE ON THINGS
Lectro: FREE
Lectro: FREEDOM
Lectro: AMERICA
Lectro: KYOGRE HAD RED WHITE *AND* BLUE ON IT
Lectro: GROUDON IS RED AND GREY
Swuff: kyogre had red white and blue on it
Swuff: kyogre had red
Swuff: red
Lectro: GROUDON IS RED
Swuff: red is the main colour of the commie flag
Lectro: WITH YELLOW EYES
Lectro: RED AND YELLOW
Swuff: NO!!!!!!!!
Lectro: COMMUNISM
Lectro: IF YOU PAINT ITS EYES YELLOW
Lectro: YESSSSS
Swuff: alright
Swuff: but that doesn't change the fact
Swuff: that kyogre explicitly says
Swuff: he wants everyone to be equal
Swuff: checkmate
Lectro: well
Swuff: no
Lectro: groudon had an affair with the marx himself
Swuff: no there's no argument
Swuff: listen
Swuff: kyogre explicitly says
Swuff: "i want everyone to be equal"
Swuff: "i am a communist"
Lectro: Groudon explicitly says
Swuff: OH MAN
Swuff: THIS VS MAXIE MUSIC IS REALLY NICE
Lectro: "... Holy shit, I was with Karl Marx."
Swuff: TOO BAD
Swuff: MY 3DS IS ON RED BATTERY
Swuff: FUCK
Lectro: RED BATTERY
Lectro: RED
Lectro: COMMUNIST
Swuff: !!!!!!!!!!!1
Swuff: my 3ds is yellow
Swuff: you caught me