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- >day 342 in Equestria
- >Friday night
- >alone
- >no sign of Applebitch or Flutterrape and Rainbro is busy preparing a weather front
- >it sure is boring around here
- >no TV, no vidya, no internet
- >wonder what ponies do for fun
- >you put on a sweatshirt and walk out into town
- >most everything is dark
- >you can see a few ponies at home relaxing
- >nothing open
- >okay.jpg
- >you think about just going to sleep
- >suddenly, you hear a faint pulsating noise coming from a barn about 500 feet away
- >it gets louder and more rhythmic
- >knock on the door, Pinkie answers
- >"You know the password?"
- >It's on Applejack's farm, you guess "sugarcube"
- >"Welcome inside"
- >as you walk inside you see a blinding array of lasers and flashing lights
- >on a stage at the opposite end are two speakers, two turntables, and a white pony wearing sunglasses and headphones
- >you recognize her from around town
- >it's so loud you have to yell to hear yourself think
- >ponies don't seem to care
- >they're all dancing in a really rhythmic, almost hypnotic swirl of colored manes
- >at least three couples are bucking in the corner
- >you push and jostle your way to the front of the crowd
- >you wave like a maniac at the pony on the decks,
- >she waves back at you
- >the song ends right as she acknowledges you
- >You breathe easier now that the deafening roar is almost over
- >"HEY! I LIKE YOUR MUSIC!" you yell, almost deaf
- >she smiles quietly and gives you a business card
- >"DJ Pon3, turntablist wizard"
- >You can feel your ears beginning to bleed
- >she hands you a pair of headphones and starts the next song
- >when you try to talk to her again, she slips a sheet of dissolving paper on your tongue. The paper has apples of every color on it.
- >pic related, it's you
- >you stop talking and just dance along to her music for what feels like forever
- >you sit down on the back of the stage because you see what you think is Princess Celestia turning into a firey version of Nightmare Moon
- >the DJ looks at you and prepares one last killer mix
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s79yqVNDnY
- >you're panicking, wondering what you did to deserve an eternity in this equine nightmare
- >she cuts off the mix to a loud cheer
- >you're almost passed out, crying from the loud noise, your extreme headache, and the fact that you will never see another person again
- >you feel yourself move but can't speak
- >you go to sleep from exhaustion
- >you wake up the next day after a series of insane dreams
- >you can hear clanging in your kitchen
- >grab a board with nails sticking out of it from beneath your bed
- >sneak into kitchen, fully prepared to attack Applerapist
- >it's the DJ from last night
- >"Mornin', party boy. That must have been your first time."
- >who are you and what are you doing in my house?
- >"Name's Vinyl Scratch. I gave you a ride home after the rave last night."
- "So you were the DJ, right? I've seen you around town from time to time."
- >"Yeah, that's my main job. Do you know Rainbow Dash?"
- "Oh, her, yeah, we're somewhat friends" you say, trying to sound non-chalant
- >"Don't lie to me. Rainbow's told me how you're her bro. Any friend of Rainbow's is a friend of mine."
- You ask Vinyl why she's in your kitchen
- >"I figured you might need something substantial after your near psychotic implosion last night."
- >she turns around to show you a tray of apple muffins. You grab one and munch on it, slowly
- >a minute of silence passes
- >"Am I right? Was last night your first time to ride the rainbow horse?"
- >you almost spit out your muffin, wondering if you hooked up with Rainbro Dash without realizing it
- >"No, I mean, was that your first time... in an altered state."
- >You say yes, because although you had tried some hash brownies back on Earth, you had never had something that intense before
- >"It's all a part of the experience. As you try it more, you'll know what to expect."
- "I'm never doing that again. I don't know what that was, but I was terrified."
- >she looks worried and says "Oooh, then I probably shouldn't have given you a zap apple muffin just now."
- >you've already eaten the whole thing
- >you try spitting out what bits are still in your teeth
- >"That won't work. I also should have told you that since you weigh less than a pone, you should have had about half of one. Sorry."
- >it begins
- >"Just relax, let the muffin do its job"
- >She tries to play some music on your stereo, hoping she can put you in a trance
- >she finds a song that makes you nod along and watch the pretty colors
- >"Now, I think you owe me for that ride home last night. Just relax and I'll take care of it."
- >"Nooooo!" you scream in your head
- >"Guhhhhhhh!" you say out loud
- >she's leaning in towards your member
- >you panic
- >suddenly, a loud crash comes from your front door
- >Rainbow Dash!
- >"Vinyl, leave Anonthony alone." she says, glaring at Vinyl
- >"Come on, Rainbow. We're just partying here. Surely you want to see what's going on down there?"
- >Rainbow blushes and tries hard to keep her wings at half-staff
- >"That's not the point. He's completely unresponsive. Right, Anon."
- >"Hurph muh" you say back to Rainbow.
- >"Too late, Dashie. Just imagine you're me."
- >RD gets enraged and flashes towards Vinyl
- >she carries you with her and flies back to Cloudsdale
- >whatabro.jpg
- >she puts you down in her bed
- >you wake up, still somewhat loaded, and see RD sleeping on the floor beside you
- >bawwing like a baby
- >you try and sneak out but RD sees you and says "Anon, are you okay. Did Vinyl hurt you?"
- >you assure her you're okay and thank her from saving you again
- >she blushes but tries to act like she was just doing her friendly duty
- "You know, Rainbow, you seem to have this supernatural ability to know when I'm about to be raped. I could almost swear you were following me."
- >she denies it
- "Anyways, thanks for being such a good friend. See you some other time"
- >she looks down when you say friend but says "Later", trying to act like it's no big deal
- >you find Derpy nearby and have her carry you down to your house
- >as she lets you go, Derpy says "Anon, I'm not a smart mare, but I know what love is." and flies off.
- "I wonder why she would say that?"
- >you close the door and write a note reminding you to invest in a deadbolt soon.
- END
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