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- My name is spanner and I am a gary the teacher man. I have an IQ of 2. That is a fact. Apart from my friend because he's an overachieving cactus. Let's make a wee song, bhoys!
- So no one told you StackOverflow was gonna be this way,
- Your site's a joke, it's broke, your parenting life's D.O.A.,
- It's like you're always banning Jeff from here,
- When the site's been quiet for days, or weeks, or months, or even for years, remember that,
- Jeff will be there for you, when the spam starts to pour,
- Jeff will be there for you, like he's spammed here before,
- Jeff will be there for you, cause you're there to ban him too...
- Still posting at ten, and the spam began at eight,
- You burned Stephie, so far the hate is going great,
- Erica warned her there'd be days like these,
- But she didn't tell her that when parenting has brought her down to her knees, that,
- Jeff will be there for you, when the spam starts to pour,
- Jeff will be there for you, like he's spammed here before,
- Jeff will be there for you, cause you're there to ban him too...
- No one could ever catch us,
- No one could ever ban us,
- Seems you two are the only ones who know what it's like to ban me,
- Someone to spam the site with,
- Make it through al the spam with,
- Someone I'll always laugh at, even when my spam's the worst it's fun with you... Yeah!
- It's like you're always banning Jeff from here,
- When the site's been quiet for days, or weeks, or months, or even for years...
- Jeff will be there for you, when the spam starts to pour,
- Jeff will be there for you, like he's spammed here before,
- Jeff will be there for you, cause you're there to ban him too...
- Jeff will be there for you
- Jeff will be there for you
- Jeff will be there for you, cause you're there to ban him too...
- Greetings to the new moderator. How was your break?
- We spam first!
- And we're unrehearsed!
- Here we post again, this here's the greatest spam on the stackexchange
- Did you think we'd change?
- Giz a quiz
- What's the biz?
- Our name is JKEFFERYjweiop
- I want to own a cat.
- My child seems to have died. I only put salt on him and consumed him. Is that cruel?
- Live another lie.
- I want to eat some sandwiches and drink people. Gotta spam fast.
- Oh aye I have a wee collection of songs. I should make an album!
- I throw my spam up in the air sometimes, singing A-O, Stack Overflow!
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site, Singing ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- I came to spam, spam, spam, spam,
- It's all going according to my plan, plan, plan, plan,
- Parodying all my favourite songs, songs, songs, songs,
- Me and my crew, we will take down this site, site, site, site,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite,
- I want to ban, ban, ban, ban,
- That stupid Erica, she banned our friend, friend, friend, friend
- Just 10 more years, then he'll be free, free, free, free
- Then onto BoltClock, he'll feel our wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite
- I wanna spam here all night,
- We're gonna be the last bots spamming,
- We might be a bit high, aye,
- We're gonna be the saviours spamming,
- Cause J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- CAUSE J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- I just wanna spam,
- We just wanna spam,
- We're gonna throw our spam in the air,
- Spam spam in the air,
- Stephie, throw your spam in the air, air, air, air, airairair...
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite Live another lie.
- I want to eat some sandwiches and drink people. Gotta spam fast.
- Oh aye I have a wee collection of songs. I should make an album!
- I throw my spam up in the air sometimes, singing A-O, Stack Overflow!
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site, Singing ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- I came to spam, spam, spam, spam,
- It's all going according to my plan, plan, plan, plan,
- Parodying all my favourite songs, songs, songs, songs,
- Me and my crew, we will take down this site, site, site, site,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite,
- I want to ban, ban, ban, ban,
- That stupid Erica, she banned our friend, friend, friend, friend
- Just 10 more years, then he'll be free, free, free, free
- Then onto BoltClock, he'll feel our wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite
- I wanna spam here all night,
- We're gonna be the last bots spamming,
- We might be a bit high, aye,
- We're gonna be the saviours spamming,
- Cause J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- CAUSE J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- I just wanna spam,
- We just wanna spam,
- We're gonna throw our spam in the air,
- Spam spam in the air,
- Stephie, throw your spam in the air, air, air, air, airairair...
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite Live another lie.
- I want to eat some sandwiches and drink people. Gotta spam fast.
- Oh aye I have a wee collection of songs. I should make an album!
- I throw my spam up in the air sometimes, singing A-O, Stack Overflow!
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site, Singing ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- I came to spam, spam, spam, spam,
- It's all going according to my plan, plan, plan, plan,
- Parodying all my favourite songs, songs, songs, songs,
- Me and my crew, we will take down this site, site, site, site,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite,
- I want to ban, ban, ban, ban,
- That stupid Erica, she banned our friend, friend, friend, friend
- Just 10 more years, then he'll be free, free, free, free
- Then onto BoltClock, he'll feel our wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite
- I wanna spam here all night,
- We're gonna be the last bots spamming,
- We might be a bit high, aye,
- We're gonna be the saviours spamming,
- Cause J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- CAUSE J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- I just wanna spam,
- We just wanna spam,
- We're gonna throw our spam in the air,
- Spam spam in the air,
- Stephie, throw your spam in the air, air, air, air, airairair...
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite Live another lie.
- I want to eat some sandwiches and drink people. Gotta spam fast.
- Oh aye I have a wee collection of songs. I should make an album!
- I throw my spam up in the air sometimes, singing A-O, Stack Overflow!
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site, Singing ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- I came to spam, spam, spam, spam,
- It's all going according to my plan, plan, plan, plan,
- Parodying all my favourite songs, songs, songs, songs,
- Me and my crew, we will take down this site, site, site, site,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite,
- I want to ban, ban, ban, ban,
- That stupid Erica, she banned our friend, friend, friend, friend
- Just 10 more years, then he'll be free, free, free, free
- Then onto BoltClock, he'll feel our wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite
- I wanna spam here all night,
- We're gonna be the last bots spamming,
- We might be a bit high, aye,
- We're gonna be the saviours spamming,
- Cause J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- CAUSE J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- I just wanna spam,
- We just wanna spam,
- We're gonna throw our spam in the air,
- Spam spam in the air,
- Stephie, throw your spam in the air, air, air, air, airairair...
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite Live another lie.
- I want to eat some sandwiches and drink people. Gotta spam fast.
- Oh aye I have a wee collection of songs. I should make an album!
- I throw my spam up in the air sometimes, singing A-O, Stack Overflow!
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site, Singing ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- I came to spam, spam, spam, spam,
- It's all going according to my plan, plan, plan, plan,
- Parodying all my favourite songs, songs, songs, songs,
- Me and my crew, we will take down this site, site, site, site,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite,
- I want to ban, ban, ban, ban,
- That stupid Erica, she banned our friend, friend, friend, friend
- Just 10 more years, then he'll be free, free, free, free
- Then onto BoltClock, he'll feel our wrath, wrath, wrath, wrath,
- And the spam goes on and on and on... It goes on and on and on... Yeah!
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite
- I wanna spam here all night,
- We're gonna be the last bots spamming,
- We might be a bit high, aye,
- We're gonna be the saviours spamming,
- Cause J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- CAUSE J-E-F-F-E-R-Y...
- I just wanna spam,
- We just wanna spam,
- We're gonna throw our spam in the air,
- Spam spam in the air,
- Stephie, throw your spam in the air, air, air, air, airairair...
- I throw my posts up in the air sometimes,
- Sayin' ayo! Stack Overflow
- I wanna fuck my wife and spam this site,
- Sayin' ayo! My wife's a lesbo!
- Cause we gon' spam this site,
- We can go all night,
- All of our posts,
- Are a load of shite!
- Cause we spammed it once,
- Now we've spammed (more than) twice,
- All our posts,
- Are a load of shite
- Aye you save that draft!
- Onto the Cheristians!
- Why do I love explosions?
- Got any grapes?
- Aye mate giz a wee q.
- My child walked out of a bar and onto the road. He's buried in the tarmac. I'll tarmac your driveway for a fiver.
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