ThyDocco - Today at 8:19 PM
the first one
they got caught because it sounded like the woman was being fucking raped
so I went over and knocked on the window
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:20 PM
Was she?
ThyDocco - Today at 8:20 PM
like she was screaming like she was in fucking trouble
nah
she seemed okay
wouldn't talk and he said she was embarrassed but they didn't seem like
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:20 PM
After you rubbed one out tho, I hope
ThyDocco - Today at 8:20 PM
I dunno it didn't seem like a violent situation
just some weird sex sounds
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:20 PM
Thy was rubbing one out while talking to them
ThyDocco - Today at 8:20 PM
yeah
I said move overr give me a go
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:21 PM
that's why he wasn't paying attention to a clearly dangerous situation
ThyDocco - Today at 8:21 PM
oh after they drove off too
they ditched their shitty fast food wrappers
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:21 PM
It felt so wrong, but so right
ThyDocco - Today at 8:21 PM
what kind of nerd takes his girl to fast food in his fancy as fuck car and bangs her in a shitty car park
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:21 PM
"Baby you can have anything on the Dollar Menu"
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:22 PM
How old were they
Also
>classism
Euro snobbiness
ThyDocco - Today at 8:22 PM
the car was flash as fuck dude
probably like late 20's
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:22 PM
Haha!
ThyDocco - Today at 8:22 PM
like they didn't look like they couldn't afford
a good hotel room
or their own house
or even a better fucking car park
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:22 PM
lol
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:22 PM
Dad bought it for him, most likely
ThyDocco - Today at 8:22 PM
I can't find the hatchet guy stoy maybe I didn't post it
tl;dr he was tresspassing told me he was just digging up some tools he had buried in the forest because he'd just arrived in vancouver and was living rough for a bit
I'm fine with this
then he says look I'll show you
pops the trunk of the car of the woman who came to pick him up
pile of tools and tool bag,s right at the top, rusty fucking hatchet
I was just like O OK M8
HAVE A NICE DAY
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:24 PM
There was a body under those tools. I guarantee it
ThyDocco - Today at 8:24 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromsecurity/comments/4culqo/heeeeres_johnny/
reddit
Heeeere's Johnny! • /r/talesfromsecurity
So there's this building that's pretty much empty now, they're(company I'm contracted to) dropping their lease on it today/Landlord is taking...

found it
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:24 PM
It was Ghost's car
StratoDaster - Today at 8:24 PM
im gonna take vienna
in eu4
ThyDocco - Today at 8:24 PM
and I took pictures of his tent
StratoDaster - Today at 8:24 PM
im so close
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:24 PM
No!!!
ThyDocco - Today at 8:24 PM
"tent"
StratoDaster - Today at 8:24 PM
islamic vienna when
ThyDocco - Today at 8:24 PM
MUSLIM PRIDE WORLDWIDE
StratoDaster - Today at 8:24 PM
this
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:26 PM
Holy shit that story you posted is fantastic
ThyDocco - Today at 8:27 PM
which
the fucking highland warrior
o hatchet man
or*
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:27 PM
The highland warrior
ThyDocco - Today at 8:27 PM
yeah
I was liek what the fuck
I legit thought I was hallucinating I had a pretty bad cold
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:27 PM
hatchet man sounds like something my friends would do
ThyDocco - Today at 8:28 PM
also the guy clearing thegate was intense
I've locked myself out and had to scale the fence before it isn't easy
the barbed wire
is not fun
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:28 PM
I enjoyed your descriptions of how enthusiastic he was about everything too
ThyDocco - Today at 8:28 PM
cops never even got back to me don't know if he's okay or not
the cops never get back to me when I call them out, p rude
one time I tried to follow up and got voicemai, left one
no response
how dare they
/r/anarchism was right
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:32 PM
Kill cops
That's what I always say
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:32 PM
Kill cops sound scary
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:33 PM
PK has killed, like, half a dozen
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:33 PM
Are they like zombie cops or loose cannon cops that don't play by the rules?
ThyDocco - Today at 8:33 PM
I've only ever had good experiences with cops
other than them not calling me back
ofc
must be my white privilege
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:33 PM
You never had them pull a gun on you?
ThyDocco - Today at 8:33 PM
no I don't live in a shit country
>fucking america
the american border guys are usually cunts to me
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:33 PM
Nah, I live in America and I've never had a cop threaten me
ThyDocco - Today at 8:34 PM
the second I speak in any airport in NA
I get selected for random searches
it's fucking funny
one time it was a late flight
me and my wife are the only people in security clearance
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:34 PM
IRA
ThyDocco - Today at 8:34 PM
like legit
only people
I spoke to her
the guy comes over
YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED FOR A RANDOM SEARCH COME OVER HERE
IT'S HARDLY RANDOM
IF YOU WAIT TIL ONE PERSON SPEAKS
AND BUST HUIM
M888
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:34 PM
Do you sound like a dirty communist?
I bet you have a communist accent
ThyDocco - Today at 8:34 PM
I have a northern irish accent m8
StratoDaster - Today at 8:34 PM
@KK_Ghost who is that in the picture?
the blonde lady i mean
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:35 PM
Me
StratoDaster - Today at 8:35 PM
right
ThyDocco - Today at 8:35 PM
sure looks like a 41 year old
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:35 PM
@ThyDocco so you admit it
ThyDocco - Today at 8:35 PM
how is northern ireland a communist accent
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:35 PM
How isn't it?
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:35 PM
My old cosplay days, years and years ago in my weeb phase
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:35 PM
Don't be racist
Alcoholics can be commies, too
ThyDocco - Today at 8:35 PM
the most popular political party is a right wing as fuck protestant group
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:36 PM
Please leave my poor grasp of non-US history out of this, commie
ThyDocco - Today at 8:36 PM
fucking kek
one time in London too
the hand held metal detector
kept going off around my ass
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:36 PM
Isn't 'bortion illegal in Ire-land?
ThyDocco - Today at 8:36 PM
I was sweating bullets
they made me do one of those nude body scans
didn't see anything
I still have no idea
why my ass
was tripping the detector
yeah it is
so is gay marriage
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:37 PM
Sad!
ThyDocco - Today at 8:37 PM
and that parrty have vowed to keep blocking it
fucking kek
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:38 PM
God I wish they'd make straight marriage illegal
So I could stop explaining to people why I don't want to get married
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:38 PM
Strato in seriousness this is some photoshop/makeup guy/girl whose name I forgot
ThyDocco - Today at 8:38 PM
ahaha
they look like they have an animu name
StratoDaster - Today at 8:38 PM
haha
nice
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:38 PM
Most likely lol
ThyDocco - Today at 8:38 PM
Xx_Mikasa_xXkawaii2k16
that's their name
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:38 PM
lol
I fucking love weebs
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:39 PM
Weebs are gr8
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:39 PM
They're like normal nerds but instead of shooting up schools they run away without moving their arms
KK_Ghost - Today at 8:39 PM
I made an animu streaming channel
Met someone older than me, no lie (this time)
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:41 PM
Yeah but anime is a mistake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbRki94nack
YouTube
dougRiss
Anime Thesis


StratoDaster - Today at 8:42 PM
ew
no weeb shit
k thx
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:42 PM
It's an explanation for why anime/weebs shouldn't exist
StratoDaster - Today at 8:42 PM
lol
ChaoticEvil - Today at 8:43 PM
Don't you sass me
StratoDaster - Today at 8:43 PM
omg
i got vienna!
yayyyyy!
ThyDocco - Today at 8:47 PM
>not being a weeb
>2016
fuck you baka gaijin fucks
StratoDaster - Today at 8:48 PM
ewww