Toonami in Equestria

>Be day who gives a shit in Equestria
>you're walking around ponyville in the evening
>chillin' out
>maxin'
>relaxin' all cool
>no bballs to shoot, unfortunately
>but overall, your day has been pretty shitty
>fucking Sousuke could have at least put you in a rapist-safe area
>You've got your iPod in your pocket, listening to music.
>Thank god twilight figured out how you could magically power this thing
>"Hey, Anon!"
>rainbro swoops in
>"Oh good, you have that music player thingy. Does it get radio?" she asks excitedly
"Pretty sure, yeah."
>"Set it to 700.N AM1. They've got Vinyl Scratch as the DJ, and the coolest songs Ever! It's SO AWESOME!" she shouts, half deafening you.
"All right, all right."
>the voice you hear now is not that of Vinyl Scratch
>It's your motherfucking childhood
>"Hey there, ponies. This is DJ T.0.M., reporting in. Vinyl's taking a break for a while, so she's handed things off to me."
"700.N AM1..."
>Toonami
>holy fuck
>"Now, While the stuff I have streaming from The Absolution's got video along with it, we haven't figured out how to get it to you ponies down there. So, even though you can't exactly see them as they were made, we've managed to convert it to radio so you can still follow the story. Don't worry though, we're working on it. In the meantime, let's kick things off with an old favorite of mine: Yu Yu Hakusho."
>"Uh, anon?" Rainbow says, waving a hoof in front of you.
>You are too enthralled to notice
>TOM: "It's good to be back."
>Yu Yu Hakusho Opening Theme plays
>yfw