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The Perfect NX (The Perfect Nanny - Mary Poppins)

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  1. [Spoken:]
  2. Wanted: a console for Nintendo's loyal fans.
  3.  
  4. If you want this choice position
  5. Good hardware should be your mission
  6. No gimmicks, just games
  7. All hype, no lame
  8.  
  9. It must run well; not last-gen shitty
  10. Very fast and fairly pretty
  11. 1080p and 60 frames
  12. Thirty-buck games
  13.  
  14. Never use motion controls
  15. Never make us play tennis -- or bowl
  16. It should have a lot of power
  17. And startup shouldn't take an hour
  18.  
  19. If you have second-party titles
  20. We will never spew disgust or bile
  21. We won't tell people that your company's dead,
  22. Cause shitstorms to rage, or call for your head
  23.  
  24. Hurry, Ninty
  25. Many thanks, sincerely,
  26. The anons of /v/
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