Lildijk x Genetics

Genetics slowly walked up to the door. "This is it," he thought, "I'm finally going to meet her. The woman of my dreams! I blew my life savings on this ticket to Sweden, and I even had to sell my WoWFreakz account, but it was worth it!". He fidgeted nervously and held the roses close to his chest as he worked up the courage to knock. Just as he was finally ready, the door opened, revealing a stunningly average woman. She had the body of a small boy, and her chest was as flat as the ones on the anime girls Genetics has spent his entire adult life masturbating to. For a flat chest, he would have to give it a 6 out of 10, but that was being generous. Still though, this was the best he could do, so he wasn't complaining.

"Are you Genetics? You're much heavier than I expected! Come in big boy..." said the goddess in a playful tone. She led him into the living room, and handed him a glass of water. "I'm sure you're thirsty after the long flight in," she said with a wink. "Th-thanks!" Genetics stammered, chugging it down nervously. He stood up, suddenly feeling nauseous. "Whereee, where's yourrr restrooooom...." he slurred as he fell to the ground. The last thing he saw before he blacked out was Lildijk's giggling face, and another figure coming up beside her.

Genetics woke up groggily, slowly opening his eyes to find that it was the same as with them closed. He couldn't see a thing in the pitch black of wherever he was, but the ground felt strange, almost like cardboard. He suddenly realized he wasn't wearing clothes anymore. "That bitch!" he thought, "Did she drug me? No, there has to be an explanation for this, my sweet Lildijk would never do this to me..."

Suddenly light flushed in from above, as Genetics saw the biggest face he had ever seen in his life. To him, she was thousands of feet tall. "Ahh, there's our little treat," she said, moving her hand in to pick him up. Genetics felt pressure on all sides as his world became a mess of pale skin, and when he could finally see again, he was dangling in front of Lildijk's mouth. He gazed down into the abyss below him, and something snapped. "P-please! Please swallow me whole goddess!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. "I think he said something!" said another voice from next to his goddess. It was Lildijk's wife, Genetics hated her. He was envious beyond belief that she was the object of his goddesses affection.

"Well, let's dispose of him and have some fun" she said, as Genetics heart leaped. "This is it, my entire life to be food for Lildijk," he thought, "at least it's the woman I love...". Suddenly he was swept aside, dangling over Lildijk's wife's mouth, before he could even scream, he was dropped in. "Goodbye little cuck!", Lildijk said as Genetics slid down her wife's throat.

Genetics splashed down into her stomach, as he lay slowly dissolving, he heard, "Now Snack is going to HAVE to teach me Danish... or else..."