EPISODE TWO

Today was a fairly average (meaning bad) day. I went to class, ate breakfast, went to class, and then went home to check for the big Spiral Knights update that wasn't scheduled but could have possibly been tortodrones. Since it wasn't I hung around and chatted with one of the human members of my guild for a while to make sure that that human was happy and they appeared to be but then they always appeared to be.

For breakfast I had some biscuits and gravy, with juice. Food is overall one of the best things that I have ever tasted, and I would recommend it to anyone; this biscuits and gravy was no exception. While I ate I played mediocre phone games, but none of them bit me so I was ok once again.

Since the snow was melting the humans were all being particularly adorable to-day. They splashed about happily and ate their food, eagerly discussing how nice the 45 degree weather was. It was saddening to watch them all so happy for the first time in so long. If I were Eurydice, I'm sure it would have made me want to vomit pink, lime and olive sherbert everywhere in hopes of getting a bloom halo. But of course I'd rather just have an extra three months worth of food instead of a chance at a halo.

After I messed about on the Spiral Knights I played Team Fortress Two, where I vote kicked someone and it felt GREAT. They did nothing wrong, but because of me they were forced off of a random public server. I also used the manmelter to unmelt men and the engineer to fend off soldier and demos by destroying their projectiles. The public servers make me feel good about myself, because I perform better than the bulk of others, who are new to the game.. and then I can vote kick them to stack up the pleasure, like having my cake and eating it too.

Then I ate my paper and prepared to write my food, but for now I am here writing this. I do not know what I will have for dinner, and it scares me. If it is nothing then I will be very disappointed and angry and sad. If it is good then I will be full of joy for about ten minutes. Perhaps I will attempt to consume a burrito, or perhaps I will go for something else. I do not know!

---STATISTICS---

Games played: Bad phone games, Spiral Knights, Team Fortress Two
Food consumed: Biscuits and gravy, juice
General mood: 5/37.5
Players kicked for no reason: 1
Men unmelted: About 30
Sherberts vommitted: Zero