How Do You Be Happy?

[All boxed dialogue is not meant to be sung. This is quoted text that is added over the chorus. Do not treat it as something that needs to be musically timed, because the chorus is lengthy enough to accompany any pace.]

How do you be Happy (a Teaching FeelingParody)

Here’s a little song I play
For a special girl who’d always say
How do you, be happy
We don’t molest, just pat the head
Make a fair meal then off to bed
How do you, be happy
How do you, be happy now

[Sylvie: …Um, what are you doing? Are you patting my head? That’s fine but...
Master: No reaction huh.
Sylvie: I don’t understand.
Master: Hmmm. Well, do you want to talk...no? Not much for chatting, huh?]

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you, be happy

Entire life filled with abuse
You can’t let your emotions loose
How do you, be happy
You think your life may be at stake
This ain’t a trap just eat pancake
How do you, be happy
Come on now, get happy


[Sylvie: “Is it… fine for me to eat this? Then...thank you for the meal...Mmm, it’s soft...sweet.”
Master: “Wait, did I just see a smile?”
Sylvie: “I...I’m sorry?”
Master: “No, this is wonderful.”]

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you, be happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you, be happy

You do the chores and clean the mess
Here’s your reward a brand new dress
How do you, be happy
When you get sick I’ll make okay
Just trust me I won’t betray
How do you, be happy
Do me a favor kid, get happy

[S: “These clothes are wasted on me.”
M: “Nonsense, you look adorable.”
S (Sincerely): “...Thank you.”
M: “Go ahead and try it on! That Shopkeeper recommended navy after all.”
S: “O..Okay.”]


Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you, be happy

You get the nightmares every night
Hop in my bed and you’ll be all right
Now how do you, be happy
You’ll want to show your gratitude
And...I’m sorry, where are you going with this?
[S: “Um...If you want someone to keep you company at night…
W-With me… Will you… Will you have me?
I… don’t have any experience, but...This is something… That I can do as a slave for Master… right? I...If it’s with Master…No...I also…With Master… Even if it’s only physical… I want to be with you…
[Master's Internal Monologue] “Goddammit, I just wanted to have a tactical daughterfu simulator. I never asked for this shit! No. No, it’s fine, This is a strict father daughter relationship I’m trying to have, so I can just tell her upfront-”
S: “No, that’s… presumptuous of me. I was just wondering if there was something I could do for Master. I...haven’t really developed...and I have ugly scars all over my body…I don’t think I have any appeal at all. Still… If… Master wants me, then I... ”
[MIM] SHIT! What am I supposed to do?! (Blah blah blah internal arguing)

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you, be happy

Now there, is the song I play
For a…very special girl
I just wanted a daughter
How do you, be happy
Listen to what I say
Not all of your life’s expected
But keep on pushing and get connected
How do you, be happy, be happy now


[S: “This feels...good?”
M: “Oh yeah, this is great. Just fucking peachy.”
S: “We are...connected.”
M: “Yup.”]

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you, be happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
How do you, be happy