Flutters and the Twi

>Day Shallow Parodies in Equestria
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Be in your laboratory with your friend and fellow Element of Harmony Fluttershy
>She is nice and all, but sometimes not that bright
>Not like you at least, you are a student of magic, and have a supreme intellect
>Fluttershy asks you a question
>"G-gee Twilight, what do you w-want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night Flutters, try to [spoiler] [/spoiler]>rape [spoiler] [/spoiler] Anon!"

They're Flutters and the Twi
Yes Flutters and the Twi
One is a genius
The other... just WHY?

They're pastel colored pones
Anon they want to bone
They're nutters
They're Flutters and the Twi, Twi, Twi, Twi, Twi~

Before Luna is done
They'll execute their trick
When Celestia arrives
They'll have hot monkey dick

They're Flutters and the Twi
Yes Flutters and the Twi
For Anon's virginity
The end is nigh

To prove Anon their worth
They won't ignore his girth
They're nutters
They're Flutters and the Twi, Twi, Twi, Twi, Twi~

"I hope you're prepared Fluttershy, for tonights plan to [spoiler] [/spoiler]>rape [spoiler] [/spoiler] Anon is going to be extra ordinary!"
>Hear a wet sopping sound behind you
"Flutters?"
>See she is not paying attention to you, too busy mashing her twat to a diagram of Anon's physiology hanging in the lab
>"O-oh... he's s-so dreamy... n-narf"
>Tear the diagram off the wall
"There's such a thing as studying the target too much, Fluttershy"
>"H-hot monkey dick!!"
"Stop saying that, or I shall have to hurt you"
>"S-sorry T-twilight... n-narf"
>Walk her over to your blueprint for tonight's plan
"Once we construct the superconductive magnetic infindibulator, Anon's virginity will be ours!"
>Notice Fluttershy has stopped following you
"Fluttershy?"
>She is once again stroking her folds to a pictures of Anon, this time it's a series of candid photo's taken to study Anon's daily routine
>One picture of him shitting, the next shaving, and finally showering
>Useful information sure, but Fluttershy is distracted by them too easily
>Pull her away from the pictures and arrive at the blueprint
"Plans for the superconductive magnetic infindibulator! Shall I explain how it works?"
>"Narf.. Y-yes, if th-thats okay with you?"
"I'm quite sure it is"
"By using the infindibulator to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, we will produce a magnetic charge from the center of Equestria so strong that if Anon has some bits in his pockets, he will be magnetically drawn to the ground and stuck there"
"Making him an easy target for [spoiler] [/spoiler]>rape   [spoiler] [/spoiler]"
>Look over to Fluttershy to see if she understood, but she was too busy hoofing herself to the tiny stickman representation of Anon in the blueprint
>Snap her out of it and re-explain yourself
>"W-wow Twilight, b-brilliant.. U-uh Oh, n-no wait.. what if Anon t-takes off his pants?"
"Mission accomplished"
"Every item we need is here in the lab, save one: the infindibulator!"
"How to get one of those is bound to be in one of my books"
>Spend some time going through books together with Fluttershy until you find the book you're looking for: "Infindibulators of the Superconductive Magnetic variety, a beginners guide"
"Hmm.. it says here you can easily construct an infindibulator from organic materials such as apples"
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Fluttershy?"
>"I-i think so, Twilight.. B-but where are we going to get d-dragon dildo's at this hour?"
>Facehoof
>Go over to Sweet Apple Acres with Fluttershy right behind you
>See a cartload of apples standing right outside the barn, ripe for the taking
>Pick up the cart and wheel it away, only to be stopped by Applejack"
>"Twalight sugarcube, y'all wouldn't be stealin' my apples now, would ya?"
"No, we are borrowing them in order to build a machine to rape anon"
>"Oh.. y'all carry on then"
>Take the apples back to the lab and craft an infindibulator
>It's the finest infindibulator you ever saw
>Maybe even the finest infindibulator in all of Equestria
>Wheel the entire contraption over to Anon's house
>It's >rape time
>Let Fluttershy knock on the door
>Hear Anon moving about in his house, putting away a cereal bowl and going over to the door
>He opens it
>"What do you two to want now? Let me guess... try and rape me again?"
>"N-narf... we w-were wondering.. is a s-supercondom Magma i-infindildolatex y-your fetish?"
>"What the fuck does any of that mean?"
"It's a superconductive magnetic infindibulator! And it means.. THIS!"
>Flip the switch
>The device turns on, depleting hydrogen and collapsing the gravitationality
>See Anon be pulled towards the floor, landing on his hot monkey ass
>Victory is yours!
>Take the time for a suitably evil laugh
>Anon takes the time provided to wriggle with his belt and take off his pants
>He is getting up, his pants still hanging around his ankles
"Fluttershy get him!"
>Fluttershy is stunned, drooling at the visage of a pantsless Anon
"Do I have to do everything myself?"
>Walk over towards Anon
>Soon he will be yours
>Pounce on him, pressing him back to the ground
>First you want to get rid of these pants
>Turn around over Anon, pressing your plot in his face
>Wriggle your snout inside his pants and push them over his ankles
>It is only after you have gotten them completely off that you realise your grave mistake
>The pants are pulled back down further towards the floor, with your snout with them
>You are trapped, with the beltbuckle being pressed down on your snout, rendering you unable to take it out of the pants
>Anon gets up again
>He backs up
>Takes a running start
>You give a mighty yelp as you feel his foot connect with your marehood, punting you all the way back over to your lab
>Curse at your misfortune, as you see Fluttershy landing next to you shortly after
>"N-narf! O-owie, I'm going to find someone to help t-take this shoe out of me"
"Do what you want, I'm going to bed and rest for tomorrow night"
>"W-why? what are w-we doing then?"
"The same thing we do every night Flutters, try to [spoiler] [/spoiler]>rape [spoiler] [/spoiler] Anon!"

They're nutters
They're Flutters and the Twi, Twi, Twi, Twi, Twi~