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- A Giant Dork: gentle reminder: depression's a bitch
- A Giant Dork: and its too early to go out and do things
- A Giant Dork: so instead i'm having coffee and bread while i prep up vs Spacegodzilla
- A Giant Dork: after relatively grounded battles- except time traveling doods with a fuckin trio of squirels that fused from nuclear fallout and turned into a dragon somehow-
- A Giant Dork: okay nevermind these battles are not grounded and i love it
- A Giant Dork: i've only got two more movies left so how 'bout I
- A Giant Dork: right off the top of my head
- A Giant Dork: do a quick favorite thing
- A Giant Dork: Vs. Bio > Vs Mechagodzilla II > vs King Ghidorah > Return of Godzilla
- A Giant Dork: Bio because Bio is a fucking hero and the comeuppance was great, also that's a fuckin puppet ya'll... i think...
- A Giant Dork: that takes some fuckin Audrey skills
- A Giant Dork: SIXTY PUPPETMASTERS
- A Giant Dork: SIXTYYYYYYYYY
- A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/9062a51502d070e5f0cdeebc2b746207
- A Giant Dork: i'm sorry, toho, who gave you the right to write my plots for me
- A Giant Dork: I'M SUING-
- A Giant Dork: all this bouncing back and forth between sub and dub is kinda weird
- A Giant Dork: let me have both audio tracks you bitches
- A Giant Dork: METEORS
- A Giant Dork: METEORS JUST DOn'T STOP HAPPENING
- A Giant Dork: LET HIM SLEEP
- A Giant Dork: RUINED
- A Giant Dork: RUINED LOCATED
- A Giant Dork: GOD BLESS YOU GOOPS
- A Giant Dork: so they made that with the remains of mechagodzilla right[
- A Giant Dork: ...or maybe this isn't the ruined yet
- A Giant Dork: HM
- A Giant Dork: thats not mechagodzilla
- A Giant Dork: that's not mechagodzilla at all!
- A Giant Dork: "project T is a waste" "better than mogera"
- A Giant Dork: fitin words
- A Giant Dork: "we can save the world... with godzilla"
- A Giant Dork: um, how about you tone down your expectations a bit
- A Giant Dork: we could
- A Giant Dork: um
- A Giant Dork: make godzilla destroy the capitalist society we lie in
- A Giant Dork: *live
- A Giant Dork: then we can tell him to go back to sleep
- A Giant Dork: sumicardsinthebackground
- A Giant Dork: >MOTHRA
- A Giant Dork: >THAT SYMBOL
- A Giant Dork: i demand to know who you are right this fucking second because i feel like I know you
- A Giant Dork: you aren't miki
- A Giant Dork: i feel like you aren't
- A Giant Dork: TINY MOTHRAS
- A Giant Dork: i immediately hate that one guy because of what he's wearing
- A Giant Dork: chaotic evil
- A Giant Dork: is that infant island...
- A Giant Dork: JUST STABBED A FUCKER-
- A Giant Dork: oh
- A Giant Dork: spider blood don't look like that but go off i guess
- A Giant Dork: also its VENOMOUS YOU DINGUS-
- A Giant Dork: *lelpedant*
- A Giant Dork: nevermind he actually stabbed the dude a bit
- A Giant Dork: oops
- A Giant Dork: SATO
- A Giant Dork: A NAME TWICE RUINED
- A Giant Dork: ...th-that
- A Giant Dork: do i call that outfit an upgrade or a downgrade for bebigojira...
- A Giant Dork: i'm just so confused.
- A Giant Dork: THE EYES STARE INTO FOREVER
- A Giant Dork: ...better than the son of godzilla.
- A Giant Dork: >kinda bald guy with brown hair, glasses, bowtie
- A Giant Dork: "IS THAT ALTON BROW-"
- A Giant Dork: FLOATING IN FRONT OF A GREENSCREEEEEN-
- A Giant Dork: cheated and looked at the cast
- A Giant Dork: that is miki
- A Giant Dork: was she involved in mothra madness?
- A Giant Dork: my mind is a blender
- A Giant Dork: anyway hi cosmos
- A Giant Dork: "A HUGE SPACE MONSTER WILL DESTROY EARTH... and Godzilla but HE'S TAKING THE WHOLE PLANET WITH IT"
- A Giant Dork: spiky bastard... from space... coming to destroy the earth
- A Giant Dork: are we in 1999 right before the fuckin lavos
- A Giant Dork: >they said the name not even a minute after i looked it up
- A Giant Dork: i have patience problems
- A Giant Dork: "planting mines for godzilla since he's been here twice now"
- A Giant Dork: dude his cousin is there
- A Giant Dork: he's expected to visit
- A Giant Dork: you dummy
- A Giant Dork: we're going to defeat godzilla by giving him blood clots
- A Giant Dork: be careful, we might have material for the kaiju version of ER
- A Giant Dork: >FOE
- A Giant Dork: FOE!
- A Giant Dork: FOE!
- A Giant Dork: FOE!
- A Giant Dork: STRAIGHT FROM OUTER SPACE, FOE!
- A Giant Dork: WHERE'S THE G-FORCE, THERE'S AN FOE!
- A Giant Dork: OH GOD TOYKO'S FUCKED, FOE!
- A Giant Dork: ahem
- A Giant Dork: "you think the only way out of this is to kill him"
- A Giant Dork: yeah he's immortal dood, he'll just come back :U
- A Giant Dork: also MOSQUITOBOT IS READ
- A Giant Dork: READY
- A Giant Dork: is that who i think it is?
- A Giant Dork: i think it is...
- A Giant Dork: "humans survive by doing what they have to do, not by giving up"
- A Giant Dork: i mean, okay, but we did something we "had" to do and ended up making godzilla soooo...
- A Giant Dork: anyway someone's triggered those mines huh
- A Giant Dork: "DUMBASS BABY" - yuki, 199something
- A Giant Dork: godzilla's on the move
- A Giant Dork: because we teased his babby [cousin]
- A Giant Dork: godzilla's lookin pretty good here!
- A Giant Dork: that's not a way i'd describe an armpit
- A Giant Dork: UM
- A Giant Dork: anyway
- A Giant Dork: god i love this scene
- A Giant Dork: also chaotic evil dude promoted to true neutral :U
- A Giant Dork: there's not much to say here aside from hot damn it actually worked for now
- A Giant Dork: i expect it to break later :U
- A Giant Dork: i'm enthralled
- A Giant Dork: also nice genocide vs mercy thing going- *SHOT*
- A Giant Dork: should send Godzilla on a Target run...
- A Giant Dork: "godzilla... pick up... a spinosaurus"
- A Giant Dork: awkward cut there not gonna lie
- A Giant Dork: >FUCKIN RUSHED
- A Giant Dork: >"THATS MAXIMUM" >GUY GOES TO AMPLIFY IT MORE "DON
- A Giant Dork: TT
- A Giant Dork: and now miki fuckin passed out
- A Giant Dork: dude
- A Giant Dork: IF SHE SAYS ITS MAXIMUM
- A Giant Dork: FUCKING LISTEN
- A Giant Dork: ALKJGDsdfkljg oijgojdfgj
- A Giant Dork: "YOU STUPID MEN ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL HIM"
- A Giant Dork: well that was nice while it lasted
- A Giant Dork: *sheds a single tear*
- A Giant Dork: also mogera's ded, soz
- A Giant Dork: ALL MEN ARE THE SAME
- A Giant Dork: "BUT NOT ALL MEN"
- A Giant Dork: you say
- A Giant Dork: yes
- A Giant Dork: you're right
- A Giant Dork: okube would never do us dirty like this
- A Giant Dork: okay the spikes dematerialized
- A Giant Dork: but why
- A Giant Dork: BABY
- A Giant Dork: BABY I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP BUT NO
- A Giant Dork: YOU'RE GONNA DIIIE
- A Giant Dork: oh SG
- A Giant Dork: you dumbass
- A Giant Dork: you know that bullying a baby turns your heel heat to maximum?
- A Giant Dork: ESPECIALLY GODZILLA'S COUSIN
- A Giant Dork: GODZILLA'S GOING TO KILL YOU DUFE
- A Giant Dork: YOU'RE DONE
- A Giant Dork: ...now all i can imagine is these two screaming at each other like groudon and kyogre
- A Giant Dork: then mothra descends from the heavens
- A Giant Dork: screeching because GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU KIDS I TOLD YOU GUYS TO SHUT UP
- A Giant Dork: >REFLECTION
- A Giant Dork: Oh shit he's a time mage
- A Giant Dork: oh shit i have an urge to play FFT now and include Kisha in my team
- A Giant Dork: oh fuck ah shit aw fuck
- A Giant Dork: aw
- A Giant Dork: headpat
- A Giant Dork: "i gotchu fam"
- A Giant Dork: *BLAAAARGH LASERS*
- A Giant Dork: OH NO
- A Giant Dork: HE PUT BABY IN THE CORNER
- A Giant Dork: NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER
- A Giant Dork: "i think its had enough of a bad day."
- A Giant Dork: godzilla's hams are steamed and he's plotting up a way on how to take SG down for his sins
- A Giant Dork: yep just call the project a failure after one try... after you fucked it up, okubo
- A Giant Dork: oh well
- A Giant Dork: we'll have to SOLVE THIS PROBLEM OURSELVES
- A Giant Dork: with MIKI
- A Giant Dork: and SATO
- A Giant Dork: and that OTHER GUY
- A Giant Dork: wait you can't just superimpose an image of a cell and be like "OHO THE GUY HAS THE SAME CELLS"
- A Giant Dork: but okay
- A Giant Dork: "WHAT?" "they're the same?!"
- A Giant Dork: IT WAS THEM, AUSTIN-
- A Giant Dork: "there's only two instances in which that happened: biolante fragments and when mothra went to space"
- A Giant Dork: oh shit
- A Giant Dork: OH SHIT
- A Giant Dork: I LOVE THIS
- A Giant Dork: I TAKE MY NITPICK BACK
- A Giant Dork: nah the most horrific monster, i feel, might be destroyah..
- A Giant Dork: ...i should watch vs destroyah on a day i leave work earlier
- A Giant Dork: i need someone to be there to witness me spaming "Demon King Odio" throughout the entire thing
- A Giant Dork: >Project M
- A Giant Dork: i know it stands for Mogera but
- A Giant Dork: all i can think of is Other M
- A Giant Dork: or Metroid
- A Giant Dork: PROJECT METROID
- A Giant Dork: YEAH LETS MAKE A FUCKING OMEGA METROID OUTTA GODZILLA CELLS
- A Giant Dork: THATS WHAT THE EARTH FEDS REALLY WANT HUH
- A Giant Dork: "you're the only person who can do this..."
- A Giant Dork: i dunno about that but=
- A Giant Dork: >remembers coagulant thing and the fact that yuki knows godzilla's weakness
- A Giant Dork: nevermind
- A Giant Dork: FAIRY!
- A Giant Dork: or really TINY MOTHRA
- A Giant Dork: really increase that faith level huh
- A Giant Dork: "thinking about him again? think about something else"
- A Giant Dork: most girls: *THINKS ABOUT HOT BOYS AND GOSSIP AND FASHION TIPS*
- A Giant Dork: me: man i wonder what godzilla is up to...
- A Giant Dork: also me: *thinks about lewd*
- A Giant Dork: "think about... someone you love very much"
- A Giant Dork: i just broke out laughing
- A Giant Dork: and said
- A Giant Dork: out loud
- A Giant Dork: "BUT I LOVE GODZILLA"
- A Giant Dork: please respect her kaijulove
- A Giant Dork: "life would be sad without love"
- A Giant Dork: what are you even implying dude
- A Giant Dork: we all know godzilla luv his cousin and will go and rescue/avenge him
- A Giant Dork: YES GODZILLA HAS FEELINGS
- A Giant Dork: like
- A Giant Dork: -the munchies
- A Giant Dork: -pure anger
- A Giant Dork: -pure hatred
- A Giant Dork: -slep
- A Giant Dork: wait who
- A Giant Dork: who fuckin
- A Giant Dork: ...bitches will die.
- A Giant Dork: o
- A Giant Dork: is that a callback from vs. bio
- A Giant Dork: no..
- A Giant Dork: yes?
- A Giant Dork: it was either return or vs bio and i hate the fact that i can't confirm either one
- A Giant Dork: and i won't cheat ;I
- A Giant Dork: what the fuck does the yakuza want from a psychic
- A Giant Dork: oh god
- A Giant Dork: mob bosses kidnapping psychics
- A Giant Dork: why does that sound like a harpplot
- A Giant Dork: why does that sound like a very convenient excuse to bring frankie back..
- A Giant Dork: wait
- A Giant Dork: are they trying to use
- A Giant Dork: oh you dumbasses
- A Giant Dork: you poor, poor fools
- A Giant Dork: i wish i could record myself being a total dumbass right now but fam's sleeping
- A Giant Dork: also because i'm a showoff.
- A Giant Dork: >okubo
- A Giant Dork: >power hungry bastard
- A Giant Dork: least i think thats okubo
- A Giant Dork: either way
- A Giant Dork: remember that comment about "NOT ALL MEN?"
- A Giant Dork: i take that back
- A Giant Dork: i hope you get killed in the process, sir
- A Giant Dork: >implying godzilla is about power
- A Giant Dork: you fucking dumbass, godzilla's about the aftermath of extreme shows of power and how it could come back and bite us in the ass
- A Giant Dork: he's not a goddamn tool or asset
- A Giant Dork: the JP vibes are fuckingreal
- A Giant Dork: >crane game
- A Giant Dork: >IN FUCKING JAPAN
- A Giant Dork: RIP quarters
- A Giant Dork: also that's me.
- A Giant Dork: with gacha...
- A Giant Dork: *sheds a single tear*
- A Giant Dork: i feel so attacked.
- A Giant Dork: that
- A Giant Dork: is ALSO me
- A Giant Dork: the one good thing space godzilla did
- A Giant Dork: :U
- A Giant Dork: >USING MIKI AS A SHIELD
- A Giant Dork: i hope you die horribly!
- A Giant Dork: not you, miki, the other dude.
- A Giant Dork: OH NO THE BOOZE
- A Giant Dork: *biscotti holds a funeral for the scotch*
- A Giant Dork: did you guys
- A Giant Dork: seriously forget she's a psychic
- A Giant Dork: MAAAAAN U STUPID
- A Giant Dork: oh she never tried telekinesis?
- A Giant Dork: ...
- A Giant Dork: miki's my favorite protag next to that other gal
- A Giant Dork: fite me.
- A Giant Dork: i'm weak in the knees for cute psychic gals
- A Giant Dork: "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING"
- A Giant Dork: oOOOOH WHATCHASAAAAY
- A Giant Dork: time to make a miracle hadplen
- A Giant Dork: oh god the crystals are back
- A Giant Dork: THIS IS NOT HOW KIRBY 64 WENT
- A Giant Dork: AN EVIL GOD OF WAR
- A Giant Dork: *kratos cackling in the background as Juan and Sonia glare at him from a distance*
- A Giant Dork: THE CRYSTAL FORTRESS
- A Giant Dork: OOOO
- A Giant Dork: can i jus say
- A Giant Dork: the fuckin music
- A Giant Dork: is
- A Giant Dork: on point
- A Giant Dork: LET GODZILLA AVENGE HIS COUSIN
- A Giant Dork was timed out 2 minutes ago
- A Giant Dork joined the chat
- A Giant Dork: one trip to target later and wondering how i got a free mac n cheese at noodles n co after getting a free mac from them today...
- A Giant Dork: one dumb idea to have miki in RP piloting mechagodzilla later...
- A Giant Dork: ...i'm sorry i got distracted by tumblr when i really shouldn't but anyone who is reading this will have to suffer what i just read today
- A Giant Dork: http://genuinesoftboy.tumblr.com/post/180924730327/f1rstperson-shepavellan-symmetraismygf
- A Giant Dork: I
- A Giant Dork: i have no words
- A Giant Dork: none
- A Giant Dork: ...i lied, i have a TON of words and its me making an utter mockery of this next level Bridezilla
- A Giant Dork: Bridezilla vs Spacebridezilla
- A Giant Dork: yes godzilla, yell and scream at that not-wedding-venue
- A Giant Dork: i'm slightly disappointed that plasma cannon isn't actually a recycled reflector beam from mechagodzilla
- A Giant Dork: you could have excited me there
- A Giant Dork: you could have done it toho
- A Giant Dork: but now you just cockblocked me
- A Giant Dork: MOSQUITOBOT NOO
- A Giant Dork: "you're gonna need me now that godzilla is here"
- A Giant Dork: when the fuck will you guys get a single clue
- A Giant Dork: that godzilla
- A Giant Dork: is fucking here to kick SG's ass for murdering/burying his cousin
- A Giant Dork: jesus godzilla gets thrashed by this guy a lot
- A Giant Dork: this is why i don't let my kaiju have psychic powers
- A Giant Dork: i say
- A Giant Dork: as if i have any kaiju now
- A Giant Dork: BEST
- A Giant Dork: building?
- A Giant Dork: THIS IS A DRILL
- A Giant Dork: THAT PLANE
- A Giant Dork: IS NOT A DRILL
- A Giant Dork: #TEAMWORK
- A Giant Dork: don't hit godzilla yet you dumbasses
- A Giant Dork: Godzilla Will Remember This
- A Giant Dork: smash all buttons until something works..
- A Giant Dork: "GODZILLA I STILL HAVE SOEMTHING TO SETTLE WITH YOU"
- A Giant Dork: *ROAR*
- A Giant Dork: that's "shut up i'm going back to sleep, don't fucking wake me unless its important"
- A Giant Dork: in dinosaur
- A Giant Dork: BABY STATUS: AVENGED
- A Giant Dork: BABY STATUS: ALSO FREED
- A Giant Dork: BABY STATUS: LEARNiNG HOW tO BEAM
- A Giant Dork: wow i really did not have much to say during that segement
- A Giant Dork: mostly because i was busy being in SHOCK AND AWE about things
- A Giant Dork: i'd normally be like "AAACH ROMANCE SUBPLOT" but eeeeeeh
- A Giant Dork: it wasn't that awkward
- A Giant Dork: also thanks for foreshadowing that destroyah is a fuckin space monster
- A Giant Dork: ~spooky~
- A Giant Dork: very solid, nothing wrong, SG got exactly what was coming for him
- A Giant Dork: don't get how SG has those same feelings
- A Giant Dork: he doesn't even slep, man
- A Giant Dork: 9/10
- A Giant Dork: finally...
- A Giant Dork: i realized that i don't work monday.
- A Giant Dork: meaning...
- A Giant Dork: Tomorrow... an end of an era.
- A Giant Dork: Stay tuned.
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