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Psychicplot: Godzilla Edition

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  1. A Giant Dork: gentle reminder: depression's a bitch
  2.  
  3. A Giant Dork: and its too early to go out and do things
  4.  
  5. A Giant Dork: so instead i'm having coffee and bread while i prep up vs Spacegodzilla
  6.  
  7. A Giant Dork: after relatively grounded battles- except time traveling doods with a fuckin trio of squirels that fused from nuclear fallout and turned into a dragon somehow-
  8.  
  9. A Giant Dork: okay nevermind these battles are not grounded and i love it
  10.  
  11. A Giant Dork: i've only got two more movies left so how 'bout I
  12.  
  13. A Giant Dork: right off the top of my head
  14.  
  15. A Giant Dork: do a quick favorite thing
  16.  
  17. A Giant Dork: Vs. Bio > Vs Mechagodzilla II > vs King Ghidorah > Return of Godzilla
  18.  
  19. A Giant Dork: Bio because Bio is a fucking hero and the comeuppance was great, also that's a fuckin puppet ya'll... i think...
  20.  
  21. A Giant Dork: that takes some fuckin Audrey skills
  22.  
  23. A Giant Dork: SIXTY PUPPETMASTERS
  24.  
  25. A Giant Dork: SIXTYYYYYYYYY
  26.  
  27. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/9062a51502d070e5f0cdeebc2b746207
  28.  
  29. A Giant Dork: i'm sorry, toho, who gave you the right to write my plots for me
  30.  
  31. A Giant Dork: I'M SUING-
  32.  
  33. A Giant Dork: all this bouncing back and forth between sub and dub is kinda weird
  34.  
  35. A Giant Dork: let me have both audio tracks you bitches
  36.  
  37. A Giant Dork: METEORS
  38.  
  39. A Giant Dork: METEORS JUST DOn'T STOP HAPPENING
  40.  
  41. A Giant Dork: LET HIM SLEEP
  42.  
  43. A Giant Dork: RUINED
  44.  
  45. A Giant Dork: RUINED LOCATED
  46.  
  47. A Giant Dork: GOD BLESS YOU GOOPS
  48.  
  49. A Giant Dork: so they made that with the remains of mechagodzilla right[
  50.  
  51. A Giant Dork: ...or maybe this isn't the ruined yet
  52.  
  53. A Giant Dork: HM
  54.  
  55. A Giant Dork: thats not mechagodzilla
  56.  
  57. A Giant Dork: that's not mechagodzilla at all!
  58.  
  59. A Giant Dork: "project T is a waste" "better than mogera"
  60.  
  61. A Giant Dork: fitin words
  62.  
  63. A Giant Dork: "we can save the world... with godzilla"
  64.  
  65. A Giant Dork: um, how about you tone down your expectations a bit
  66.  
  67. A Giant Dork: we could
  68.  
  69. A Giant Dork: um
  70.  
  71. A Giant Dork: make godzilla destroy the capitalist society we lie in
  72.  
  73. A Giant Dork: *live
  74.  
  75. A Giant Dork: then we can tell him to go back to sleep
  76.  
  77. A Giant Dork: sumicardsinthebackground
  78.  
  79. A Giant Dork: >MOTHRA
  80.  
  81. A Giant Dork: >THAT SYMBOL
  82.  
  83. A Giant Dork: i demand to know who you are right this fucking second because i feel like I know you
  84.  
  85. A Giant Dork: you aren't miki
  86.  
  87. A Giant Dork: i feel like you aren't
  88.  
  89. A Giant Dork: TINY MOTHRAS
  90.  
  91. A Giant Dork: i immediately hate that one guy because of what he's wearing
  92.  
  93. A Giant Dork: chaotic evil
  94.  
  95. A Giant Dork: is that infant island...
  96.  
  97. A Giant Dork: JUST STABBED A FUCKER-
  98.  
  99. A Giant Dork: oh
  100.  
  101. A Giant Dork: spider blood don't look like that but go off i guess
  102.  
  103. A Giant Dork: also its VENOMOUS YOU DINGUS-
  104.  
  105. A Giant Dork: *lelpedant*
  106.  
  107. A Giant Dork: nevermind he actually stabbed the dude a bit
  108.  
  109. A Giant Dork: oops
  110.  
  111. A Giant Dork: SATO
  112.  
  113. A Giant Dork: A NAME TWICE RUINED
  114.  
  115. A Giant Dork: ...th-that
  116.  
  117. A Giant Dork: do i call that outfit an upgrade or a downgrade for bebigojira...
  118.  
  119. A Giant Dork: i'm just so confused.
  120.  
  121. A Giant Dork: THE EYES STARE INTO FOREVER
  122.  
  123. A Giant Dork: ...better than the son of godzilla.
  124.  
  125. A Giant Dork: >kinda bald guy with brown hair, glasses, bowtie
  126.  
  127. A Giant Dork: "IS THAT ALTON BROW-"
  128.  
  129. A Giant Dork: FLOATING IN FRONT OF A GREENSCREEEEEN-
  130.  
  131. A Giant Dork: cheated and looked at the cast
  132.  
  133. A Giant Dork: that is miki
  134.  
  135. A Giant Dork: was she involved in mothra madness?
  136.  
  137. A Giant Dork: my mind is a blender
  138.  
  139. A Giant Dork: anyway hi cosmos
  140.  
  141. A Giant Dork: "A HUGE SPACE MONSTER WILL DESTROY EARTH... and Godzilla but HE'S TAKING THE WHOLE PLANET WITH IT"
  142.  
  143. A Giant Dork: spiky bastard... from space... coming to destroy the earth
  144.  
  145. A Giant Dork: are we in 1999 right before the fuckin lavos
  146.  
  147. A Giant Dork: >they said the name not even a minute after i looked it up
  148.  
  149. A Giant Dork: i have patience problems
  150.  
  151. A Giant Dork: "planting mines for godzilla since he's been here twice now"
  152.  
  153. A Giant Dork: dude his cousin is there
  154.  
  155. A Giant Dork: he's expected to visit
  156.  
  157. A Giant Dork: you dummy
  158.  
  159. A Giant Dork: we're going to defeat godzilla by giving him blood clots
  160.  
  161. A Giant Dork: be careful, we might have material for the kaiju version of ER
  162.  
  163. A Giant Dork: >FOE
  164.  
  165. A Giant Dork: FOE!
  166.  
  167. A Giant Dork: FOE!
  168.  
  169. A Giant Dork: FOE!
  170.  
  171. A Giant Dork: STRAIGHT FROM OUTER SPACE, FOE!
  172.  
  173. A Giant Dork: WHERE'S THE G-FORCE, THERE'S AN FOE!
  174.  
  175. A Giant Dork: OH GOD TOYKO'S FUCKED, FOE!
  176.  
  177. A Giant Dork: ahem
  178.  
  179. A Giant Dork: "you think the only way out of this is to kill him"
  180.  
  181. A Giant Dork: yeah he's immortal dood, he'll just come back :U
  182.  
  183. A Giant Dork: also MOSQUITOBOT IS READ
  184.  
  185. A Giant Dork: READY
  186.  
  187. A Giant Dork: is that who i think it is?
  188.  
  189. A Giant Dork: i think it is...
  190.  
  191. A Giant Dork: "humans survive by doing what they have to do, not by giving up"
  192.  
  193. A Giant Dork: i mean, okay, but we did something we "had" to do and ended up making godzilla soooo...
  194.  
  195. A Giant Dork: anyway someone's triggered those mines huh
  196.  
  197. A Giant Dork: "DUMBASS BABY" - yuki, 199something
  198.  
  199. A Giant Dork: godzilla's on the move
  200.  
  201. A Giant Dork: because we teased his babby [cousin]
  202.  
  203. A Giant Dork: godzilla's lookin pretty good here!
  204.  
  205. A Giant Dork: that's not a way i'd describe an armpit
  206.  
  207. A Giant Dork: UM
  208.  
  209. A Giant Dork: anyway
  210.  
  211. A Giant Dork: god i love this scene
  212.  
  213. A Giant Dork: also chaotic evil dude promoted to true neutral :U
  214.  
  215. A Giant Dork: there's not much to say here aside from hot damn it actually worked for now
  216.  
  217. A Giant Dork: i expect it to break later :U
  218.  
  219. A Giant Dork: i'm enthralled
  220.  
  221. A Giant Dork: also nice genocide vs mercy thing going- *SHOT*
  222.  
  223. A Giant Dork: should send Godzilla on a Target run...
  224.  
  225. A Giant Dork: "godzilla... pick up... a spinosaurus"
  226.  
  227. A Giant Dork: awkward cut there not gonna lie
  228.  
  229. A Giant Dork: >FUCKIN RUSHED
  230.  
  231. A Giant Dork: >"THATS MAXIMUM" >GUY GOES TO AMPLIFY IT MORE "DON
  232.  
  233. A Giant Dork: TT
  234.  
  235. A Giant Dork: and now miki fuckin passed out
  236.  
  237. A Giant Dork: dude
  238.  
  239. A Giant Dork: IF SHE SAYS ITS MAXIMUM
  240.  
  241. A Giant Dork: FUCKING LISTEN
  242.  
  243. A Giant Dork: ALKJGDsdfkljg oijgojdfgj
  244.  
  245. A Giant Dork: "YOU STUPID MEN ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL HIM"
  246.  
  247. A Giant Dork: well that was nice while it lasted
  248.  
  249. A Giant Dork: *sheds a single tear*
  250.  
  251. A Giant Dork: also mogera's ded, soz
  252.  
  253. A Giant Dork: ALL MEN ARE THE SAME
  254.  
  255. A Giant Dork: "BUT NOT ALL MEN"
  256.  
  257. A Giant Dork: you say
  258.  
  259. A Giant Dork: yes
  260.  
  261. A Giant Dork: you're right
  262.  
  263. A Giant Dork: okube would never do us dirty like this
  264.  
  265. A Giant Dork: okay the spikes dematerialized
  266.  
  267. A Giant Dork: but why
  268.  
  269. A Giant Dork: BABY
  270.  
  271. A Giant Dork: BABY I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP BUT NO
  272.  
  273. A Giant Dork: YOU'RE GONNA DIIIE
  274.  
  275. A Giant Dork: oh SG
  276.  
  277. A Giant Dork: you dumbass
  278.  
  279. A Giant Dork: you know that bullying a baby turns your heel heat to maximum?
  280.  
  281. A Giant Dork: ESPECIALLY GODZILLA'S COUSIN
  282.  
  283. A Giant Dork: GODZILLA'S GOING TO KILL YOU DUFE
  284.  
  285. A Giant Dork: YOU'RE DONE
  286.  
  287. A Giant Dork: ...now all i can imagine is these two screaming at each other like groudon and kyogre
  288.  
  289. A Giant Dork: then mothra descends from the heavens
  290.  
  291. A Giant Dork: screeching because GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU KIDS I TOLD YOU GUYS TO SHUT UP
  292.  
  293. A Giant Dork: >REFLECTION
  294.  
  295. A Giant Dork: Oh shit he's a time mage
  296.  
  297. A Giant Dork: oh shit i have an urge to play FFT now and include Kisha in my team
  298.  
  299. A Giant Dork: oh fuck ah shit aw fuck
  300.  
  301. A Giant Dork: aw
  302.  
  303. A Giant Dork: headpat
  304.  
  305. A Giant Dork: "i gotchu fam"
  306.  
  307. A Giant Dork: *BLAAAARGH LASERS*
  308.  
  309. A Giant Dork: OH NO
  310.  
  311. A Giant Dork: HE PUT BABY IN THE CORNER
  312.  
  313. A Giant Dork: NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER
  314.  
  315. A Giant Dork: "i think its had enough of a bad day."
  316.  
  317. A Giant Dork: godzilla's hams are steamed and he's plotting up a way on how to take SG down for his sins
  318.  
  319. A Giant Dork: yep just call the project a failure after one try... after you fucked it up, okubo
  320.  
  321. A Giant Dork: oh well
  322.  
  323. A Giant Dork: we'll have to SOLVE THIS PROBLEM OURSELVES
  324.  
  325. A Giant Dork: with MIKI
  326.  
  327. A Giant Dork: and SATO
  328.  
  329. A Giant Dork: and that OTHER GUY
  330.  
  331. A Giant Dork: wait you can't just superimpose an image of a cell and be like "OHO THE GUY HAS THE SAME CELLS"
  332.  
  333. A Giant Dork: but okay
  334.  
  335. A Giant Dork: "WHAT?" "they're the same?!"
  336.  
  337. A Giant Dork: IT WAS THEM, AUSTIN-
  338.  
  339. A Giant Dork: "there's only two instances in which that happened: biolante fragments and when mothra went to space"
  340.  
  341. A Giant Dork: oh shit
  342.  
  343. A Giant Dork: OH SHIT
  344.  
  345. A Giant Dork: I LOVE THIS
  346.  
  347. A Giant Dork: I TAKE MY NITPICK BACK
  348.  
  349. A Giant Dork: nah the most horrific monster, i feel, might be destroyah..
  350.  
  351. A Giant Dork: ...i should watch vs destroyah on a day i leave work earlier
  352.  
  353. A Giant Dork: i need someone to be there to witness me spaming "Demon King Odio" throughout the entire thing
  354.  
  355. A Giant Dork: >Project M
  356.  
  357. A Giant Dork: i know it stands for Mogera but
  358.  
  359. A Giant Dork: all i can think of is Other M
  360.  
  361. A Giant Dork: or Metroid
  362.  
  363. A Giant Dork: PROJECT METROID
  364.  
  365. A Giant Dork: YEAH LETS MAKE A FUCKING OMEGA METROID OUTTA GODZILLA CELLS
  366.  
  367. A Giant Dork: THATS WHAT THE EARTH FEDS REALLY WANT HUH
  368.  
  369. A Giant Dork: "you're the only person who can do this..."
  370.  
  371. A Giant Dork: i dunno about that but=
  372.  
  373. A Giant Dork: >remembers coagulant thing and the fact that yuki knows godzilla's weakness
  374.  
  375. A Giant Dork: nevermind
  376.  
  377. A Giant Dork: FAIRY!
  378.  
  379. A Giant Dork: or really TINY MOTHRA
  380.  
  381. A Giant Dork: really increase that faith level huh
  382.  
  383. A Giant Dork: "thinking about him again? think about something else"
  384.  
  385. A Giant Dork: most girls: *THINKS ABOUT HOT BOYS AND GOSSIP AND FASHION TIPS*
  386.  
  387. A Giant Dork: me: man i wonder what godzilla is up to...
  388.  
  389. A Giant Dork: also me: *thinks about lewd*
  390.  
  391. A Giant Dork: "think about... someone you love very much"
  392.  
  393. A Giant Dork: i just broke out laughing
  394.  
  395. A Giant Dork: and said
  396.  
  397. A Giant Dork: out loud
  398.  
  399. A Giant Dork: "BUT I LOVE GODZILLA"
  400.  
  401. A Giant Dork: please respect her kaijulove
  402.  
  403. A Giant Dork: "life would be sad without love"
  404.  
  405. A Giant Dork: what are you even implying dude
  406.  
  407. A Giant Dork: we all know godzilla luv his cousin and will go and rescue/avenge him
  408.  
  409. A Giant Dork: YES GODZILLA HAS FEELINGS
  410.  
  411. A Giant Dork: like
  412.  
  413. A Giant Dork: -the munchies
  414.  
  415. A Giant Dork: -pure anger
  416.  
  417. A Giant Dork: -pure hatred
  418.  
  419. A Giant Dork: -slep
  420.  
  421. A Giant Dork: wait who
  422.  
  423. A Giant Dork: who fuckin
  424.  
  425. A Giant Dork: ...bitches will die.
  426.  
  427. A Giant Dork: o
  428.  
  429. A Giant Dork: is that a callback from vs. bio
  430.  
  431. A Giant Dork: no..
  432.  
  433. A Giant Dork: yes?
  434.  
  435. A Giant Dork: it was either return or vs bio and i hate the fact that i can't confirm either one
  436.  
  437. A Giant Dork: and i won't cheat ;I
  438.  
  439. A Giant Dork: what the fuck does the yakuza want from a psychic
  440.  
  441. A Giant Dork: oh god
  442.  
  443. A Giant Dork: mob bosses kidnapping psychics
  444.  
  445. A Giant Dork: why does that sound like a harpplot
  446.  
  447. A Giant Dork: why does that sound like a very convenient excuse to bring frankie back..
  448.  
  449. A Giant Dork: wait
  450.  
  451. A Giant Dork: are they trying to use
  452.  
  453. A Giant Dork: oh you dumbasses
  454.  
  455. A Giant Dork: you poor, poor fools
  456.  
  457. A Giant Dork: i wish i could record myself being a total dumbass right now but fam's sleeping
  458.  
  459. A Giant Dork: also because i'm a showoff.
  460.  
  461. A Giant Dork: >okubo
  462.  
  463. A Giant Dork: >power hungry bastard
  464.  
  465. A Giant Dork: least i think thats okubo
  466.  
  467. A Giant Dork: either way
  468.  
  469. A Giant Dork: remember that comment about "NOT ALL MEN?"
  470.  
  471. A Giant Dork: i take that back
  472.  
  473. A Giant Dork: i hope you get killed in the process, sir
  474.  
  475. A Giant Dork: >implying godzilla is about power
  476.  
  477. A Giant Dork: you fucking dumbass, godzilla's about the aftermath of extreme shows of power and how it could come back and bite us in the ass
  478.  
  479. A Giant Dork: he's not a goddamn tool or asset
  480.  
  481. A Giant Dork: the JP vibes are fuckingreal
  482.  
  483. A Giant Dork: >crane game
  484.  
  485. A Giant Dork: >IN FUCKING JAPAN
  486.  
  487. A Giant Dork: RIP quarters
  488.  
  489. A Giant Dork: also that's me.
  490.  
  491. A Giant Dork: with gacha...
  492.  
  493. A Giant Dork: *sheds a single tear*
  494.  
  495. A Giant Dork: i feel so attacked.
  496.  
  497. A Giant Dork: that
  498.  
  499. A Giant Dork: is ALSO me
  500.  
  501. A Giant Dork: the one good thing space godzilla did
  502.  
  503. A Giant Dork: :U
  504.  
  505. A Giant Dork: >USING MIKI AS A SHIELD
  506.  
  507. A Giant Dork: i hope you die horribly!
  508.  
  509. A Giant Dork: not you, miki, the other dude.
  510.  
  511. A Giant Dork: OH NO THE BOOZE
  512.  
  513. A Giant Dork: *biscotti holds a funeral for the scotch*
  514.  
  515. A Giant Dork: did you guys
  516.  
  517. A Giant Dork: seriously forget she's a psychic
  518.  
  519. A Giant Dork: MAAAAAN U STUPID
  520.  
  521. A Giant Dork: oh she never tried telekinesis?
  522.  
  523. A Giant Dork: ...
  524.  
  525. A Giant Dork: miki's my favorite protag next to that other gal
  526.  
  527. A Giant Dork: fite me.
  528.  
  529. A Giant Dork: i'm weak in the knees for cute psychic gals
  530.  
  531. A Giant Dork: "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING"
  532.  
  533. A Giant Dork: oOOOOH WHATCHASAAAAY
  534.  
  535. A Giant Dork: time to make a miracle hadplen
  536.  
  537. A Giant Dork: oh god the crystals are back
  538.  
  539. A Giant Dork: THIS IS NOT HOW KIRBY 64 WENT
  540.  
  541. A Giant Dork: AN EVIL GOD OF WAR
  542.  
  543. A Giant Dork: *kratos cackling in the background as Juan and Sonia glare at him from a distance*
  544.  
  545. A Giant Dork: THE CRYSTAL FORTRESS
  546.  
  547. A Giant Dork: OOOO
  548.  
  549. A Giant Dork: can i jus say
  550.  
  551. A Giant Dork: the fuckin music
  552.  
  553. A Giant Dork: is
  554.  
  555. A Giant Dork: on point
  556.  
  557. A Giant Dork: LET GODZILLA AVENGE HIS COUSIN
  558.  
  559. A Giant Dork was timed out 2 minutes ago
  560.  
  561. A Giant Dork joined the chat
  562.  
  563. A Giant Dork: one trip to target later and wondering how i got a free mac n cheese at noodles n co after getting a free mac from them today...
  564.  
  565. A Giant Dork: one dumb idea to have miki in RP piloting mechagodzilla later...
  566.  
  567. A Giant Dork: ...i'm sorry i got distracted by tumblr when i really shouldn't but anyone who is reading this will have to suffer what i just read today
  568.  
  569. A Giant Dork: http://genuinesoftboy.tumblr.com/post/180924730327/f1rstperson-shepavellan-symmetraismygf
  570.  
  571. A Giant Dork: I
  572.  
  573. A Giant Dork: i have no words
  574.  
  575. A Giant Dork: none
  576.  
  577. A Giant Dork: ...i lied, i have a TON of words and its me making an utter mockery of this next level Bridezilla
  578.  
  579. A Giant Dork: Bridezilla vs Spacebridezilla
  580.  
  581. A Giant Dork: yes godzilla, yell and scream at that not-wedding-venue
  582.  
  583. A Giant Dork: i'm slightly disappointed that plasma cannon isn't actually a recycled reflector beam from mechagodzilla
  584.  
  585. A Giant Dork: you could have excited me there
  586.  
  587. A Giant Dork: you could have done it toho
  588.  
  589. A Giant Dork: but now you just cockblocked me
  590.  
  591. A Giant Dork: MOSQUITOBOT NOO
  592.  
  593. A Giant Dork: "you're gonna need me now that godzilla is here"
  594.  
  595. A Giant Dork: when the fuck will you guys get a single clue
  596.  
  597. A Giant Dork: that godzilla
  598.  
  599. A Giant Dork: is fucking here to kick SG's ass for murdering/burying his cousin
  600.  
  601. A Giant Dork: jesus godzilla gets thrashed by this guy a lot
  602.  
  603. A Giant Dork: this is why i don't let my kaiju have psychic powers
  604.  
  605. A Giant Dork: i say
  606.  
  607. A Giant Dork: as if i have any kaiju now
  608.  
  609. A Giant Dork: BEST
  610.  
  611. A Giant Dork: building?
  612.  
  613. A Giant Dork: THIS IS A DRILL
  614.  
  615. A Giant Dork: THAT PLANE
  616.  
  617. A Giant Dork: IS NOT A DRILL
  618.  
  619. A Giant Dork: #TEAMWORK
  620.  
  621. A Giant Dork: don't hit godzilla yet you dumbasses
  622.  
  623. A Giant Dork: Godzilla Will Remember This
  624.  
  625. A Giant Dork: smash all buttons until something works..
  626.  
  627. A Giant Dork: "GODZILLA I STILL HAVE SOEMTHING TO SETTLE WITH YOU"
  628.  
  629. A Giant Dork: *ROAR*
  630.  
  631. A Giant Dork: that's "shut up i'm going back to sleep, don't fucking wake me unless its important"
  632.  
  633. A Giant Dork: in dinosaur
  634.  
  635. A Giant Dork: BABY STATUS: AVENGED
  636.  
  637. A Giant Dork: BABY STATUS: ALSO FREED
  638.  
  639. A Giant Dork: BABY STATUS: LEARNiNG HOW tO BEAM
  640.  
  641. A Giant Dork: wow i really did not have much to say during that segement
  642.  
  643. A Giant Dork: mostly because i was busy being in SHOCK AND AWE about things
  644.  
  645. A Giant Dork: i'd normally be like "AAACH ROMANCE SUBPLOT" but eeeeeeh
  646.  
  647. A Giant Dork: it wasn't that awkward
  648.  
  649. A Giant Dork: also thanks for foreshadowing that destroyah is a fuckin space monster
  650.  
  651. A Giant Dork: ~spooky~
  652.  
  653. A Giant Dork: very solid, nothing wrong, SG got exactly what was coming for him
  654.  
  655. A Giant Dork: don't get how SG has those same feelings
  656.  
  657. A Giant Dork: he doesn't even slep, man
  658.  
  659. A Giant Dork: 9/10
  660.  
  661. A Giant Dork: finally...
  662.  
  663. A Giant Dork: i realized that i don't work monday.
  664.  
  665. A Giant Dork: meaning...
  666.  
  667. A Giant Dork: Tomorrow... an end of an era.
  668.  
  669. A Giant Dork: Stay tuned.
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