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  1. real mpgh hacker: sup you fuckin pussy
  2. [HG] HAL [S]: lol?
  3. [HG] HAL [S]: Hows it going
  4. [HG] HAL [S]: Why you leaving
  5. real mpgh hacker: take a guess
  6. [HG] HAL [S]: idk
  7. [HG] HAL [S]: Im not very good at guessing
  8. [HG] HAL [S]: ?!?
  9. [HG] HAL [S]: So um, is this at all just a faze?
  10. [HG] HAL [S]: Are you going to be fine tommorow?
  11. real mpgh hacker: nope
  12. real mpgh hacker: cuz im gonna kill myself
  13. real mpgh hacker: i lost my job
  14. real mpgh hacker: and thats the final straw
  15. real mpgh hacker: im done
  16. [HG] HAL [S]: Eh i wouldnt kill myself, nor do anything that Rash. Personally Jobs are like fish, there are many in the sea.
  17. [HG] HAL [S]: Im sure you can find another job.
  18. real mpgh hacker: and now this guy .prime is putting me down
  19. real mpgh hacker: thats it
  20. real mpgh hacker: im gonna OD
  21. real mpgh hacker: on xanax
  22. [HG] HAL [S]: Well just to be quite clear, killing yourself over losing your job isnt a correct path. So Good luck in life.
  23. real mpgh hacker: um
  24. real mpgh hacker: how will i find good luck in life
  25. real mpgh hacker: if im dead
  26. real mpgh hacker: dude
  27. real mpgh hacker: im taking my life lol
  28. [HG] HAL [S]: However You cannot find luck, it is something that must be earned. You cannot earn GOOD luck in life by KILLing YOURSELF.
  29. [HG] HAL [S]: Anyway have a great life, i wish you the greatest luck possible however im going to remove you from steam to delay any drama that may occur.
  30. real mpgh hacker: hahahahaha
  31. real mpgh hacker: eat a fucking bullet dude
  32. real mpgh hacker: bad community
  33. real mpgh hacker: sucks nigger dicks
  34. real mpgh hacker: go fuck your yogscast body pillow
  35. [HG] HAL [S]: lol do they make those?
  36. [HG] HAL [S]: that would be soooo hawt
  37. [HG] HAL [S]: I just got moist
  38. [HG] HAL [S]: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/74988/THAT
  39. real mpgh hacker: wanna c a funny picture
  40. real mpgh hacker: look at my profile picture
  41. [HG] HAL [S]: your hand?
  42. real mpgh hacker: thats zeus irl
  43. [HG] HAL [S]: "Thats Zeus Irl"
  44. real mpgh hacker: here hold on
  45. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  46. real mpgh hacker: http://imgur.com/9XtS9bR
  47. real mpgh hacker: check it out
  48. real mpgh hacker: lmao
  49. real mpgh hacker: hey send me some pizzas
  50.  
  51. [redacted personal info]
  52.  
  53. [HG] HAL [S]: lol.
  54. real mpgh hacker: send me some pizzas dude come on
  55. real mpgh hacker: im hungry
  56. real mpgh hacker: im a starving beaner
  57. real mpgh hacker: i lost my job
  58. [HG] HAL [S]: thats cute
  59. real mpgh hacker: yeah
  60. [HG] HAL [S]: how starved?
  61. real mpgh hacker: pretty starved
  62. [HG] HAL [S]: pants size?
  63. real mpgh hacker: i wear paper mache pants
  64. [HG] HAL [S]: underwear size?
  65. real mpgh hacker: hand crafted from newspaper
  66. [HG] HAL [S]: Thong size?
  67. real mpgh hacker: cant afford any of those
  68. [HG] HAL [S]: Asshole size?
  69. real mpgh hacker: want a pic
  70. real mpgh hacker: only if you show me ur yogscast body pillow
  71. [HG] HAL [S]: Can i see a yogscast body pillow?
  72. real mpgh hacker: ur talking to one
  73. [HG] HAL [S]: and ill look at your asshole
  74. real mpgh hacker: wanna cuddle ;)
  75. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  76. [HG] HAL [S]: http://imgur.com/9XtS9bR
  77. real mpgh hacker: thats me
  78. real mpgh hacker: irl
  79. real mpgh hacker: right now
  80. real mpgh hacker: a real yogscast body pillow
  81.  
  82. [redacted personal info]
  83.  
  84. [HG] HAL [S]: cause it isnt where you direct ip usually connects from.
  85. [HG] HAL [S]: Yea
  86. real mpgh hacker: u can see my ip?
  87. real mpgh hacker: o no!
  88. real mpgh hacker: !!!
  89. [HG] HAL [S]: not that hard zeus...
  90. real mpgh hacker: noooooooo
  91. real mpgh hacker: omg
  92. real mpgh hacker: u have wireshark
  93. real mpgh hacker: shit!
  94. [HG] HAL [S]: "Oh no!"
  95. real mpgh hacker: wireshark!!!!
  96. [HG] HAL [S]: "yogscast body pillow"
  97. real mpgh hacker: r u gonna ddos me with ur huge packets
  98. real mpgh hacker: 500 gbp/s cloudflare
  99. [HG] HAL [S]: xD
  100. real mpgh hacker: xDDDD
  101. real mpgh hacker: Lol!
  102. real mpgh hacker: :PPP
  103. real mpgh hacker: ;3
  104. real mpgh hacker: Hells Gamer Vigilante Hacker (White hat)
  105. real mpgh hacker: my new name
  106. [HG] HAL [S]: xD
  107. [HG] HAL [S]: that would be funny
  108. real mpgh hacker: 2 bad steam is shitty
  109. real mpgh hacker: and doesnt allow that many letters
  110. [HG] HAL [S]: dont put white hat in
  111. [HG] HAL [S]: and make Hellsgamers one word
  112. real mpgh hacker: can u unban my account on the forums now
  113. real mpgh hacker: i was high on xanax
  114. [HG] HAL [S]: it might work
  115. real mpgh hacker: sorry
  116. real mpgh hacker: it wont happen again
  117. [HG] HAL [S]: "real mpgh hacker: hahahahaha
  118. real mpgh hacker: eat a fucking bullet dude
  119. real mpgh hacker: bad community
  120. real mpgh hacker: sucks nigger dicks
  121. real mpgh hacker: go fuck your yogscast body pillow"
  122. [HG] HAL [S]: nah im good
  123. real mpgh hacker: i was high on xanax at the time
  124. real mpgh hacker: i thought i was a street thug
  125. [HG] HAL [S]: go bug dynas or someone you havent fucked with.
  126. real mpgh hacker: i had tattoos
  127. real mpgh hacker: i could smell colors
  128. real mpgh hacker: u dont even know dude
  129. [HG] HAL [S]: you gonna join ls?
  130. real mpgh hacker: ?
  131. real mpgh hacker: Is?
  132. [HG] HAL [S]: im sure they'd be happy to take you
  133. [HG] HAL [S]: LS
  134. real mpgh hacker: nah dude
  135. real mpgh hacker: bad community
  136. real mpgh hacker: full of niggers
  137. [HG] HAL [S]: Btw Xanax doesnt make you angry
  138. real mpgh hacker: xanax + alcohol binge?
  139. real mpgh hacker: um
  140. real mpgh hacker: think again
  141. [HG] HAL [S]: We gawt a badass over here!
  142. real mpgh hacker: no
  143. real mpgh hacker: just a druggie
  144. real mpgh hacker: ):
  145. real mpgh hacker: hey
  146. real mpgh hacker: hey
  147. real mpgh hacker: hey
  148. [HG] HAL [S]: Hi
  149. real mpgh hacker: guess what
  150. real mpgh hacker: have you figured it out yet
  151. real mpgh hacker: or are u too stupid
  152. [HG] HAL [S]: What?
  153. real mpgh hacker: im not zeus
  154. [HG] HAL [S]: no shit
  155. real mpgh hacker: holy shit
  156. real mpgh hacker: i thought you were stupid
  157. real mpgh hacker: nice
  158. [HG] HAL [S]: speaking in thrid person
  159. [HG] HAL [S]: Man
  160. [HG] HAL [S]: Soooooo Good
  161. real mpgh hacker: lmao its so funny that you people made fun of him
  162. real mpgh hacker: thinking he was really talking shit
  163. real mpgh hacker: "small hand"
  164. real mpgh hacker: "big head"
  165. real mpgh hacker: "ugly"
  166. real mpgh hacker: "bad mustache"
  167. real mpgh hacker: LMAO
  168. [HG] HAL [S]: we said that?
  169. [HG] HAL [S]: XD
  170. real mpgh hacker: that cracked me up
  171. real mpgh hacker: yea
  172. real mpgh hacker: poor zeus
  173. [HG] HAL [S]: prime said he liked that mustache
  174. real mpgh hacker: nice
  175. real mpgh hacker: only real beaners can grow them
  176. real mpgh hacker: like my headset?
  177. real mpgh hacker: some real turtle beaches
  178. real mpgh hacker: REAL
  179. real mpgh hacker: i can hear players footsteps
  180. real mpgh hacker: ;)
  181. [HG] HAL [S]: Yours i thought you werent zeus?
  182. real mpgh hacker: you see that look on his face?
  183. [HG] HAL [S]: Oh man
  184. real mpgh hacker: thats the look of sorrow.
  185. [HG] HAL [S]: Must be the xanax
  186. real mpgh hacker: take a guess why he's feeling sorrow
  187. real mpgh hacker: oh yeah and sorrow is the feeling of loss
  188. [HG] HAL [S]: Cause he already killed himself?
  189. real mpgh hacker: in case youre too autistic
  190. [HG] HAL [S]: Man, i bet your soooooo not zeus, and zeus got hacked lol.
  191. real mpgh hacker: u got me
  192. real mpgh hacker: im zeus
  193. real mpgh hacker: !!!
  194. [HG] HAL [S]: Your real tough behind a computer screen.
  195. real mpgh hacker: little kid im in the army
  196. real mpgh hacker: wanna die
  197. [HG] HAL [S]: Definitly look tough.
  198. real mpgh hacker: wanna voice chat
  199. real mpgh hacker: ??
  200. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  201. [HG] HAL [S]: Sure
  202. real mpgh hacker: get my ip through wireshark
  203. [HG] HAL [S]: Lets hear your voice changer
  204. Call from real mpgh hacker started.
  205. [HG] HAL [S]: real mpgh hacker: take a guess why he's feeling sorrow
  206. real mpgh hacker: oh yeah and sorrow is the feeling of loss
  207. [HG] HAL [S]: Cause he already killed himself?
  208. real mpgh hacker: in case youre too autistic
  209. [HG] HAL [S]: Man, i bet your soooooo not zeus, and zeus got hacked lol.
  210. real mpgh hacker: u got me
  211. real mpgh hacker: im zeus
  212. real mpgh hacker: !!!
  213. [HG] HAL [S]: Your real tough behind a computer screen.
  214. real mpgh hacker: little kid im in the army
  215. real mpgh hacker: wanna die
  216. [HG] HAL [S]: Definitly look tough.
  217. real mpgh hacker: wanna voice chat
  218. real mpgh hacker: ??
  219. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  220. [HG] HAL [S]: Sure
  221. real mpgh hacker: get my ip through wireshark
  222. [HG] HAL [S]: Lets hear your voice changer
  223. [HG] HAL [S]: real mpgh hacker: take a guess why he's feeling sorrow
  224. real mpgh hacker: oh yeah and sorrow is the feeling of loss
  225. [HG] HAL [S]: Cause he already killed himself?
  226. real mpgh hacker: in case youre too autistic
  227. [HG] HAL [S]: Man, i bet your soooooo not zeus, and zeus got hacked lol.
  228. real mpgh hacker: u got me
  229. real mpgh hacker: im zeus
  230. real mpgh hacker: !!!
  231. [HG] HAL [S]: Your real tough behind a computer screen.
  232. real mpgh hacker: little kid im in the army
  233. real mpgh hacker: wanna die
  234. [HG] HAL [S]: Definitly look tough.
  235. real mpgh hacker: wanna voice chat
  236. real mpgh hacker: ??
  237. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  238. [HG] HAL [S]: Sure
  239. real mpgh hacker: get my ip through wireshark
  240. [HG] HAL [S]: Lets hear your voice changer
  241. [HG] HAL [S]: real mpgh hacker: take a guess why he's feeling sorrow
  242. real mpgh hacker: oh yeah and sorrow is the feeling of loss
  243. [HG] HAL [S]: Cause he already killed himself?
  244. real mpgh hacker: in case youre too autistic
  245. [HG] HAL [S]: Man, i bet your soooooo not zeus, and zeus got hacked lol.
  246. real mpgh hacker: u got me
  247. real mpgh hacker: im zeus
  248. real mpgh hacker: !!!
  249. [HG] HAL [S]: Your real tough behind a computer screen.
  250. real mpgh hacker: little kid im in the army
  251. real mpgh hacker: wanna die
  252. [HG] HAL [S]: Definitly look tough.
  253. real mpgh hacker: wanna voice chat
  254. real mpgh hacker: ??
  255. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  256. [HG] HAL [S]: Sure
  257. real mpgh hacker: get my ip through wireshark
  258. [HG] HAL [S]: Lets hear your voice changer
  259. [HG] HAL [S]: real mpgh hacker: take a guess why he's feeling sorrow
  260. real mpgh hacker: oh yeah and sorrow is the feeling of loss
  261. [HG] HAL [S]: Cause he already killed himself?
  262. real mpgh hacker: in case youre too autistic
  263. [HG] HAL [S]: Man, i bet your soooooo not zeus, and zeus got hacked lol.
  264. real mpgh hacker: u got me
  265. real mpgh hacker: im zeus
  266. real mpgh hacker: !!!
  267. [HG] HAL [S]: Your real tough behind a computer screen.
  268. real mpgh hacker: little kid im in the army
  269. real mpgh hacker: wanna die
  270. [HG] HAL [S]: Definitly look tough.
  271. real mpgh hacker: wanna voice chat
  272. real mpgh hacker: ??
  273. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  274. [HG] HAL [S]: Sure
  275. real mpgh hacker: get my ip through wireshark
  276. [HG] HAL [S]: Lets hear your voice changer
  277.  
  278. man
  279. [HG] HAL [S]: Your friend
  280. [HG] HAL [S]: is so sexy
  281. [HG] HAL [S]: Like his voice
  282. [HG] HAL [S]: i hope
  283. [HG] HAL [S]: Is he naked?
  284. [HG] HAL [S]: Id hope so
  285. [HG] HAL [S]: Lol
  286. [HG] HAL [S]: it says its in use by game
  287. [HG] HAL [S]: so
  288. [HG] HAL [S]: yea
  289. [HG] HAL [S]: give me amin
  290. [HG] HAL [S]: ima alt prnt screen it
  291. [HG] HAL [S]: oh i bet
  292. [HG] HAL [S]: Good
  293. [HG] HAL [S]: here brb
  294. [HG] HAL [S]: back
  295. [HG] HAL [S]: its still not working
  296. Call with real mpgh hacker ended.
  297. [HG] HAL [S]: here type while i get the imgur link
  298. [HG] HAL [S]: http://imgur.com/kEoglxV
  299. [HG] HAL [S]: there yah goe
  300. [HG] HAL [S]: Love that voice changer
  301. real mpgh hacker: nice dude NICE
  302. real mpgh hacker: was that paint.net?
  303. [HG] HAL [S]: yeah
  304. real mpgh hacker: thx
  305. [HG] HAL [S]: best thing ever
  306. Call from real mpgh hacker started.
  307. [HG] HAL [S]: still not working
  308. Call with real mpgh hacker ended.
  309. [HG] HAL [S]: however im done speaking with you, enjoy that link
  310. real mpgh hacker is now Offline.
  311. real mpgh hacker is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
  312. real mpgh hacker: sup
  313. real mpgh hacker: dId U EnCryPT ThaT ImGur LiNk WitH A HaCK?
  314. real mpgh hacker: Am I GEttInG HackEd?
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