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- >Be an abus-scientist
- >Need a fluffy for your "experiments"
- >Search alleyways behind Italian restaurants all over town
- >Eventually come across the perfect subject
- >Pastel blue pegasus with a darker blue mane
- >Sniffs curiously around the upturned trash bins near a back door
- >"Yucky, no smeww pwitty."
- >You take note of its relatively clean fluff
- >Must have been recently abandoned
- >You cough
- >Fluffy ears perk up slightly
- >"N-new fwend fow In'agow?"
- >You keep your face hidden in the shadows of the alley
- >Hold out a small cup of fresh spaghetti sauce
- >Your own 'special recipe'
- >Turn it over, it's still warm contents spilling out in front of the fluffy
- >Fluffy waits expectantly for a response
- >Smell hits its nose
- >"Nummies!"
- >Fluffy hurries over as fast as it can, nearly tripping over its little hooves
- >Gobbles up the sauce off the ground, taking a few pebbles and a cigarette butt in the process
- >"Mmf, tummy happy, wuv ske-"
- >Fluffy collapses suddenly
- >Snatch it up and drive away like the little devil you are
- >Get everything set up while fluffy lies unconscious
- >Twitches its hooves in sleep
- >Must be dreaming about running
- >You lightly place the fluffy in an old baby chair
- >Place a checkered cloth over the table
- >Seat yourself down in front of the fluffy
- >Between you sits a large covered platter
- >You flick a switch and the hanging lamp between you flips on, illuminating the table
- >Looks like a scene out of a mafia movie
- >You break a small tablet and hold it under the fluffy nose
- >It awakens quickly
- >"Wha? Wew In'gow? Ewwy, fwuffy nosie tingwy."
- >Indigo
- >What an odd name
- >"Mistah nummies? Wew fwuffy? Wew dadee?"
- >The fact that it has an owner makes the psychological part of this experiment loads easier
- "I'd like to play a game with you."
- >You try to show as little emotion as possible in your voice
- >Must remain unbiased for science
- >"Indago wuv game! Wha pway?" It gazes up at you with sparkling eyes
- >You lift the cover of the dish in answer
- >Underneath it lies a sizeable (by fluffy standards) mound of spaghetti
- >The good stuff this time
- >Don't need your subject passing out mid-experiment
- >Fluffy pony's eyes grow wide at the sight
- >It waggles its front hooves towards the steaming pile and nearly tips over its baby seat
- >The tray of the seat secures it in place
- "You won't get any if you keep struggling."
- >Fluffy doesn't even hear you over its grunts of effort
- >Undeterred, its wings flutter uselessly as it struggles to get out
- >It babbles the entire time, spewing out about twelve different pronunciations of spaghetti
- >You give it a light thwack on the nose
- "Shut your mouth or I'll eat it all myself."
- >This seems to calm it down a bit
- >Defeated, it sits back in the chair, watery eyes gazing longingly at the pasta paradise before it
- >You lean forward
- >The smell is wafted into the fluffy's nose and it lets out a pitiful whine
- >You briefly consider ripping its legs off
- >"Why dawk?"
- >You look up and realize author is closing the tab again
- >Goddammmit
- >He's never going to finish this
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