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Apr 19th, 2016
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  1. <guitarplayer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PiZ9NDX44
  2. <Cev> Remember when Salmoneus said that this was probably the most popular and well-remembered song from this movie?
  3. <Legion> Salmoneus is basically Typical Mind Fallacy Man
  4. <Legion> bitten by a radioactive autist, he has all the powers of not realising other people are not him
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  7. <Slereah> Why don't they arrest everyone with a weird name in Gotham City
  8. <Slereah> If you are called Strange
  9. <Slereah> Bam
  10. <Slereah> Straight to jail
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  13. <pthag> is this like how that thread was changed from 'no sirdanilots' to 'everyone is welcome'
  14. <pthag> which universal love was only made possible by the casting of sirdanilot into thr desert
  15. <pthag> and providing us with a salutary example of how people stop being people when u dont let them in
  16. <Cev> The hungry gods must be appeased.
  17. <Zayk> Hungary has gods?
  18. <CUM_SIURAN> lol not anymore #christianizedMotherfucker
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  21. <@vlad> I didn't realize we had more than one species of ibis
  22. <Cev> Why are your birds all gigantic, vlad?
  23. <@vlad> island gigantism?
  24. <Cev> I think Australia might be too big for that
  25. <@vlad> maybe that's also island gigantism
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  27. <miekko> the thing where the bride throws a bouquet, and whoever catches it is fated to be next, we should extend that to funerals too
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  29. <Cev> My birdfeeder was empty for a day or so
  30. <Cev> I'm afraid that all the birds saw it was empty and figured it'd be empty forever now and so went 200 miles east or something
  31. <Smaug> word gets around fast in the birdmunnity
  32. <Cev> I might have to start a whole new flock from scratch!
  33. <Yatalac> Smaug, yeah they use twitter
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  35. Zayk: That door is shaped like a vagina.
  36. Legion: That may or may not be intentional.
  37. Legion: There's allegedly a lot of hidden sexual symbolism in 2001.
  38. Cev: The vagina symbolizes the fact that the director faked the Moon landing.
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  40. guitarplayer: As a german, i find it very strange anyway that americans plaster everything with their flag
  41. YaaliAnnar: Germany is going to the other extreme.
  42. guitarplayer: Some people at least, yeah.
  43. guitarplayer: During the soccer world championship, leftists even tore down flags that people had put e.g. on their cars to show support for and pride in the national team.
  44. YaaliAnnar: Waving Bundesflagge wouldn't raise der Führer from his grave.
  45. YaaliAnnar: (You need to wave the Hakenkreuz flag for that)
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  47. <Cev> This prose is many-fauceted indeed.
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  49. Cev> Sulu kinda has buff arms in this
  50. <Slereah> Well, how else do you attract gay men
  51. <Radius> by bending over
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  53. <Slereah> I have always said
  54. <Slereah> If you can't use a public bathroom
  55. <Slereah> The most effective protest is shitting your pants
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  57. <Cev> HITLER DID NOTHING RGYALRONG
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  59. <Slereah> Oh no
  60. <Slereah> That bad guy can transform into poison gas
  61. <Slereah> I shall call him Zyklon Ben
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