Alex/Iris Chat

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* mercurialTraceur began Espering silentIntelligence
mercurialTraceur
Greetings and Salutations, my good comrade.
silentIntelligence
Oh... Hi
mercurialTraceur
How do you fare on this day? I trust I am not interrupting anything?
silentIntelligence
No, I just finished breakfast...
mercurialTraceur
Splendid. I have been taking a walk.
I ducked into the hedge maze for a moment, to have tea.
Yes, tea. I was not avoiding my Auntie in the slightest. But a Proper Lady must always set aside some time for tea.
silentIntelligence
Er... right
I was just, er
Living
mercurialTraceur
That seems like a less than productive use of time, no?
Apologies if that was an Improper comment.
silentIntelligence
You're probably right...
Maybe I'll leave my room...
mercurialTraceur
Any exciting plans for it? Or simply an adventure.
Hopefully nothing too Rude.
silentIntelligence
Probably just a walk about... maybe I'll find another one of my RoBuds...
((A few more*))
mercurialTraceur
Find?
Have you lost your Robotic Compatriots?
silentIntelligence
They are always scattered throughout my house...
mercurialTraceur
Even though you keep on gathering them up? I'll admit, I've always been confused about your er
Circumstances.
silentIntelligence
Er...
They like to move around...
mercurialTraceur
But surely you can ask them to stay somewhere convenient?
silentIntelligence
Whenever I try to assemble them into one place, most of them just leave again...
mercurialTraceur
It sounds very Untidy.
silentIntelligence
I need to build some sort of whistle for them...
mercurialTraceur
A wonderful idea!
mercurialTraceur
What does one usually do with Robotic 'Buddies'?
(( What do you do. Too highbrow))
silentIntelligence
They make me feel not so...
Alone...
mercurialTraceur
Oh heavens.
silentIntelligence
I usually watch them move around...
mercurialTraceur
I Apologies for bringing it up.
I believe that it is usually the protocol at this point to offer a meaningless and entirely text based gesture.
Namely, a digital hug. That is the Social Protocol, correct?
silentIntelligence
I wouldn't know...
I guess...
mercurialTraceur
Splendid!
I have read up on it.
*offers hugs*
silentIntelligence
Er...
*Accepts*
mercurialTraceur
Excellent.
Now then...
*hugs*
And then it's followed by a cheerful Emotion Icon, to lift your Spirits.
:)
How are your Spirits?
silentIntelligence
Er...
Spiritual
mercurialTraceur
Do they feel at all Uplifted?
silentIntelligence
I guess...
mercurialTraceur
Lifted up from the grim sorrows my Callous Impropriety sent on you?
silentIntelligence
Sure.
mercurialTraceur
Wonderful.
I do apologize again.
silentIntelligence
Okay...
silentIntelligence
Er...
mercurialTraceur
Hmmm?
silentIntelligence
Has anything...
happened lately?
mercurialTraceur
I do not think I understand what you mean.
silentIntelligence
Er...
Anything... Major?
mercurialTraceur
Auntie was quite Cross with me the other day.
I split a seam in my dress hurrying down the stairs.
It was Dreadful.
silentIntelligence
Oh...
Did you... Er...
Get punished or anything?
mercurialTraceur
She gave me quite a rap with her fan, and I was forbidden to leave my room for a few hours.
Of course, it hammered in a very important lesson on being a Proper Young Lady!
There is literally no reason a Proper Lady would need to rush down the stairs in such a fashion as I did.
None at all. It will never come up.
So the lesson needed to be learned.
silentIntelligence
Okay...
mercurialTraceur
Do not be concerned.
silentIntelligence
Right... Er... I won't...
mercurialTraceur
Well!
I imagine you have a Spirited round of Robot Wrangling to attend to.
And I should leave the hedge maze.
I may have been out too long.
silentIntelligence
Yes... we should both get going...
silentIntelligence
Er...
silentIntelligence
I guess this is bye...
mercurialTraceur
Yes?
Oh, of course.
Fare well, my good friend! Until we speak again.
silentIntelligence
Bye Iris...
* mercurialTraceur has ceased Espering silentIntelligence