What the fuck did
you just fucking say
about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know
I graduated top of my
class in the Navy Seals,
and I’ve been involved
in numerous secret
raids on Al-Quaeda,
and I have over
300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in
gorilla warfare
and I’m the top sniper
in the entire US armed forces.
You are nothing to me
but just another target.
I will wipe you the
fuck out with precision
the likes of which has
never been seen
before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words.
You think you can get
away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet?
Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting
my secret network of
spies across the USA
and your IP is being
traced right now so
you better prepare
for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes
out the pathetic little
thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime,
and I can kill you in over
seven hundred ways, and
that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively
trained in unarmed combat,
but I have access to
the entire arsenal of
the United States Marine Corps
and I will use it to
its full extent to wipe
your miserable ass off
the face of the continent,
you little shit.
If only you could have
known what unholy retribution
your little “clever”
comment was about to
bring down upon you,
maybe you would have
held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you
didn’t, and now you’re
paying the price, you
goddamn idiot.
I will shit fury all
over you and you will
drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.