Villain? Villains! Villains?! I Wanna Be A Final Boss



A beautiful girl in a shiny white dress with white shining hair and cerulean eyes was hogtied in front of a throne.
She shouted at the figure on the throne, “You! You destroy my kingdom and murder my father the king with a fish bone you plucked from his plate, just what do you plan to do now that the kingdom is in ruins?”


Hiryuu chuckled as he sipped his wine which never left his right hand. His eyes were sparkling amber, looking eternally kind. Sparkly red gloves and sparkly red shirt sewn from the scales from legendary fish, a black scale dragon coat with a high cowl framing his carefully groomed black bed head. A smug smile never left his face.


“I’ll become the final boss~”


A drawl laced with smug came out of his lips.


“What! Final boss! You did all that for this?!”


Hiryuu shot a beam of magic and roasted a random hero who charged in through the door.


“My dear Ceel, as princess of this kingdom and a woman of beauty, You can join my army of battle-maids who dwell in the Demon Dwelling Of Dark Darkness. There are a hundred of them, will you be the 101st?”


“I’d rather die than join you-”


He fried her with a suffering beam.


“Ha ha ha, poor girl, if only you had joined my harem which knows no peer you could have become my woman. I pity you~”


He stood up, ready to teleport out to the Demon Dwelling of Dark Darkness to choose which maid would attend him for the night. Destroying a Kingdom Day was always the best day of the week.


“Stop right there!”


A beautiful orc girl with light green skin and a giant axe stormed in and challenged him.


“Oya? Who is this now? It’s some villain type?”


“That’s right! You’re destroying all the kingdoms by yourself, stealing all the princesses! Can’t you just leave this one for me?”


“I would spare you if you weren’t an orc~”


Hiryuu attacked with a suffering beam. It hit her head on.


“Ugh, what? It seems like I’ve made the wrong choice facing you. Pleases spare me!”


“No~”


She blew up from a fireball.


“Now, to get on with my dream of being the final boss-”


Another beautiful girl with a serious demeanor in all black and a high ponytail teleported in and slashed at him with her sword.


“Another one? It’s quite busy today~”


He dodged left and right but his smile disappeared as the blade shot through his stomach.
His eyes opened up in shock.


“What! There was no way, with my power you shouldn’t even be able to touch me! 100 battle-maids, come to my aid!”


The girl had purple hair and eyes. Her face was frowning.


“I’m afraid you went too far, Hiryuu. I destroyed your castle, and all the battle-maids are dead, their souls scattered to the farthest reaches of the world.”


“No! How could this happen! I was going to be the final boss!”


“Final boss? What are you on about? This is a world full of nothing but villains, there’s no way anyone could rise to the top, especially you.”


“I will show you! I’ll gather and revive my battle-maid harem back together, grow stronger, and defeat you! I won’t forget this pain!”


Hiryuu cast all of his magic on his body and sent his soul far away, exploding the throne room.


The purple haired girl swished away the damage with her blade.


“Huh, come at me if you really think you can!”




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Hiryuu awoke with a start. His surroundings were a beach. He gathered his magical energy and-


He had none! It was all gone!


He looked around. A sleepy coastal village was in the distance. He began to trudge forward, his clothes tattered all around the edges and his wine glass gone.


“I’ll show you purple haired girl! I’ll be the best final boss there ever was, and stand above all villains!”


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He reached the village and was accosted by bandits.


“Nice clothes there vampire boy! Hand over your money and jewelery or we’ll kill you!”


“Ha! Someone as strong as I-”


He remembered his magic was gone.


He punched a bandit in the face.


“What!? He’s strong! Get him everyone!”


The bandits fell upon him and stole his clothes.


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Hiryuu was wandering the streets naked.


“Damn it, those bandits took everything! What villains! How am I supposed to kill them without magic!”


He kicked a nearby cat so hard it flew into a nearby woman and both exploded.


“That’s it! I need my battle-maids back! With at least one I’ll be able to get some clothes!


Hiryuu ran off.


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“You, are you Cephtasha, Demon Blade of the Night?”


“Please put on some clothes, sir”


“Hello you, the Dark Haired Goddess of the Forgotten Demon Blade, is that you?”


“Leave me alone.”


“Beautiful girl! You have the same eyes as Tempestra! Remember your real name!”


“Ew, get away from me.”


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Hiryuu was disheartened. He could not find a single battle-maid.


Naked, he collapsed on a park bench.


“Celestina, if at least I had Celestina…”


A newspaper blew into his face.


“Jobs?”


He looked at the want ads.


“Should I get a job? Even though I want to be a final boss?”


He sighed.


“I need to find at least one. To do that, I need clothes and food.”


His stomach grumbled.


“To think I would sink this low. Damn that woman!”


He got up and ran off to go find a job.


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“Villains Corp?”


“Sir, you know you’re naked?”


“I need a job to buy clothes! Do not be too demanding!”


“Um, okay. We only accept Villains. We loan them out on a contract basis.”


“That’s perfect! I just destroyed a kingdom today, and used to be the master of the Demon Dwelling Of Dark Darkness!”


She clicked the computer keys a little to pull up his information.


“Hiryuu? Wow, it really is you, the picture matches and everything.”


“So can I get the job?!”


“Says here you want to be a final boss…”


“I lost everything just today! I need money just to find my lost battle-maids!”


“Huh, message from the CEO. It seems he saw you on the security cameras, head on up”




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“Finally things are looking up!”


He walked out of the elevator and entered the CEO’s office.


The CEO was a small woman with big tits and long brown hair.


“Hello, welcome Hiryuu. It seems you’ve fallen on hard times?”


“I will do anything for money to gather my battle-maids, regain my magic, and defeat that woman!”


“Okay. Here, this is a children’s party. Head down to costuming to get some clothes, you can’t go like that.”


“What? Entertain children?”


“Yes, just be yourself.”


“I’ll do my best!”