reptar (Tyranitar) @ Smooth Rock
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 248 HP / 80 Def / 180 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Pursuit
- Stone Edge
- Ice Beam

the janitor (Excadrill) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Rock Slide

plane (Latias) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 72 HP / 184 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Defog
- Healing Wish

hero (Keldeo-Resolute) @ Leftovers
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Secret Sword

superman (Scizor) @ Scizorite
Ability: Light Metal
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- Bug Bite
- Superpower

hugh hefner (Amoonguss) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Spore
- Clear Smog
- Giga Drain
- Foul Play

Alright got some sand offense here.  Obvious initial core being Excadrill + Tyranitar.  Ice Beam to lure Chomps and Landos, defense investment to check Zard X with the rest in SpDef for Latis.  Excadrill is Jolly cuz I'm a bit weak to other sand primarily and also is just nice when Sand isn't up since it outspeeds Modest Gardevoir and whatnot.  I wanted to add Latias because Healing Wish support is amazing for a team where either the sweeper or setter gets worn down.  Plus it covers Keldeo, Zard Y etc and Defogs so I can run SD on Excadrill.  Was looking weak to Scizor, Weavile, Bisharp and bulky grounds while lacking a stallbreaker so I added SubCM Keld which is pretty self explanatory.  Next I wanted a Mega Evolution to be a wallbreaker and a cleaner so I went with offensive Mega Scizor.  This thing lures in Rotom-W and Slowbro to an extent for Excadrill while also doing a great job at weakening Lando-T, Garchomp, Hippow and Skarmory to help Excadrill clean up late.  It works a bit in reverse too since Bullet Punch cleans excellently and Scizor is sometimes a stronger win condition than Excadrill.  This also gives me a better fairy check than Excadrill since it can switchin to stuff and is my only real Metagross check although it's not nearly as good of one as bulky Scizor.  Last up I was still looking weak to bunnies (Lop, Azu) and stuff like Serp so I added my boy hugh hefner because its his job to handle bunnies.  I went max defense Rocky Helmet just so I could reliably take on those furry little fucks.  Moveset is pretty standard just be careful to not let it get worn too quickly if you need it to wall something.  Spore can be clutch against some teams.  Some stall teams can be a bitch to break but otherwise has a pretty good matchup against most offense.

-- bludz