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- Alcohol and Ogre-girls ch27
- p1
- >Who is it? Who is foolish enough
- >to set foot in my domain?
- p2
- >Oh...?
- >Well this is an unusual sight.
- >A human and an ogre acting all friendly.
- >And they've brought some alcohol.
- p4
- >You want to throw a banquet for the monster and have them give us the medicinal plants?
- >Judging by all the Ibukis and Notarou-sa... there's a lot of monsters who love alcohol, right?
- >If this monster likes alcohol too,
- >then maybe we could avoid aggravating them...
- >and give them some alcohol in exchange for the medicinal plants?
- >...
- >Monsters and alcohol have been closely linked since ancient times... There certainly are a lot of monsters who love alcohol.
- >...But I cannot approve of this method.
- p5
- >According to the legend... Yorimitsu killed Shuten-Doji by making him drink the Shinpen Kidoku Sake.
- >Even if that method was effective,
- >we can't do the same thing as Yorimitsu, who killed our ancestor.
- >...I won't use alcohol to hurt them like Yorimitsu did.
- >I'll use it to make sure they don't get hurt.
- >To make sure you don't get hurt, Mikage-san.
- >...Is that okay?
- p6
- >That's was I suggested, but...
- >A banquet... you say?
- >Scary~~~~!!
- >Eeeep
- >Notarou-san's tanuki form was the same...
- >but this one seems really monsterous and scary!!
- p7
- >My ogre relative is sick with an illness.
- >We would like you to give us some of the medical plants that grow on your turf to heal her.
- >I won't ask you to give them to us for free. This human will treat you to some alcohol.
- >You, you're the Ibuki's next Ibaraki-Doji, aren't you... This is unusual behavior for you.
- >I'd normally crush you with all my might, but to think you'd bring me a present.
- >Was this the human's idea?
- >Pathetic.
- >What was that...?
- >Mikage-san!
- >Calm down...
- >You get hot-headed so easily.
- >This is exactly why I hate ogres.
- p8
- >Humans, on the other hand...
- >I like humans.
- >Tasty alcohol too...
- >Uweh!?
- p9
- >Uweeh...
- >My vision got all blurry...
- >I feel sick...
- >...?
- >Eh!?
- >We were in the woods, but there's a room here...
- >It's an illusion made by that monster.
- p10
- >Will I be able to protect Shida Naori when we're under their control?
- >Maybe we should forget this whole banquet and use force instead...
- >I see.
- >Thank you for the warm reception.
- >!
- >Looks like I'd better prepare a few drinks worthy of a banquet.
- >My illusions can create anything I can think of.
- >If you need anything for the banquet, just ask.
- p11
- >Now then...
- >what hospitality awaits me?
- p12
- >...It's ready.
- >One Tilt the Kilt.
- >If it's not enough, I can always make you another.
- >Go on. No need to hold back.
- >Drink as much as you can bathe in...
- p13
- >Wah! The soap's in my eyes!
- >I told you to clese them, didn't I~?
- >You're filthy. How many days have you gone without a bath?
- >You probably brought all kinds of germs into the human habitat, didn't you?
- >I don't take baths! I'm a tanuki!
- >Quit struggling~
- >But you're one to talk, Sensei~
- >You've just been taking showers without soaking in the tub lately, haven't you~?
- >>Dug her own grave...
- >Gh... That's good enough for me.
- >That won't do~ You won't get rid of the bags under your eyes~ You're taking one once Notarou's done~
- >Tch... All this annoyance is making me want to grab my scalpel.
- >Hey, tanuki, let me castrate you.
- >Could you not just take my balls on a whim!?
- p14
- >Come on. Time to rinse~
- >Hoooot!
- >Get him rinsed and into the tumble dryer.
- >Yeah yeah~
- >Can't you at least use a hairdryer!?
- p15
- >Shut up, will ya...
- >Be quiet when you're in the bath...
- >Yes... We're sorry...
- >Hah~...
- >I feel sluggish.
- >Hinata.
- >Sorry... We're only a small clinic so I can't let you get some proper rest...
- >!!?
- p16
- >What's this...!?
- >I thought Utsugi was this terribly violent and discriminative doctor.
- >Could she still have a human heart left...?
- >Have these as an apology...
- >They'll only give you temporary consolement until the medicinal plants get here, though...
- >This is monster-exclusive fever medicine...
- >that's currently undergoing trial. Wanna test it out...?
- >Where and how did they get that design???
- >No... those clearly look like dangerous medicine...
- >Relax! The reports say they give you psychadelic dreams, but they're perfectly safe! I guarantee their effectiveness!
- >Please test them out!
- >I don't care anymore...
- p17
- >Hwaaaah...
- >Help me~
- >Naori~ Mikage~!!
- >Help me!!
- >Hinata-san~!
- p18
- >Even with alcohol, Mikage-san and I can't pump up the mood by ourselves~!!
- >>Like a wake...
- >...
- >...
- >...
- >Get me another.
- >R-
- >Right.
- >And this one's a heavy drinker!
- >They're not getting drunk at all!
- >I've overlooked a really important detail in this plan...
- p19
- >The reason I've been able to have fun drinking up until now
- >were mainly because of Hinata-san's reactions...!!
- >>A table full of smiles
- >>is important...!!
- >I'm really grateful to her...
- >...But what do I do... with this hellish atmosphere?
- >There's no way I can get them delightfully drunk like this...
- >>Like holding it with a hand...
- >And Mikage-san hasn't looked my way for a while now.
- >Don't expect anything interesting out of me.
- >The alcohol is tasty, but we're lacking entertainment.
- >I-I'm sorry. I'm a poor talker...
- >Figured as much~
- >It's fine.
- p20
- >If your mouth won't work,
- >then just use your body.
- p21
- >...Eh?
- >What is this...?
- >The stretchy hair is tying me up.
- >I can't move...
- >Don't struggle.
- >You want the medicinal plants, right?
- p22
- >Relax.
- >I won't eat you.
- >You don't need to do anything.
- >Just leave your body to me.
- >Do that, and I'll give you the plants.
- >I swear on it.
- >!
- >My whole body is trembling
- >like I'm being carressed all over.
- >Uuh...
- >To be honest... it's really gross.
- >I hate it.
- >I hate it.
- >I really hate it, but...
- p23
- >Aah...
- >Humans really do smell nice...
- >What will happen if I raise my voice?
- >How nice.
- >I don't know what they'll do if I upset them.
- >It may get even more troublesome.
- >How nice...
- >I don't want to trouble Mikage-san,
- >and I won't be able to get the medicinal plants to Hinata-san.
- >So
- >I just have to endure it...
- p24
- >Mi-...
- >Shida Naori!
- p25
- >What did they do to you!?
- >...Nothing yet.
- >...More importantly, Mikage-san,
- >didn't you promise not to bring out your sword!?
- >Gh... Uuh...
- >You said there'd be no violence!
- >No violence?
- p26
- >Then what do you call what they were doing to you!?
- >They're waving what you want in front of you so they can force their lust upon you.
- >Isn't that what you'd call violence?
- >That's...
- >Compared to that ugliness,
- p27
- >this katana
- >is still pure, wouldn't you say?
- >Curse you... ogre! I won't forgive you!
- >Shida Naori.
- >Get back.
- >If you want entertainment, start dancing yourself.
- p28
- >I don't know if you're sober or not...
- >but you shouldn't underestimate a drunk ogre.
- p29
- >Mikage's beloved katana "Shibi"
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