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- >"Tell me about the females from your world, anon."
- >"Judging from you, I bet they were pretty great, huh?"
- "They were much the same that mares are here. They tend to like the same things, have the same hobbies. I'll give your kind due credit though, I have enjoyed how candid mares are compared to women."
- >"What do you mean candid?"
- "Other than being considerably more honest on all levels, mares seem to have this innate sense of trust around me that, while perplexing, I find admirable and charming. You all also don't usually wear clothes, so that's a welcome culture shock."
- >Twilight buries her muzzle in a raised hoof and tries to cover up a laugh
- >"What, you mean you have to wear clothes?"
- "That's a tenuous linkage to the issue but yes, humans tend to be picky about what sort of climate we can live in. I could give you a temperature range, but it wouldn't mean anything since we use different systems of measurement.
- >"pffft nonsense, Anon. I have a castle full of science junk, we can just test your durability."
- "Hey hey HEY!."
- >She lifts you off the ground with her magic and starts trotting out of the castle library.
- >As she closes the door behind you, she levitates you toward her. and starts moving to...some other room.
- "You know it's not that I don't want to help you, I just don't want to test my "durability" with you...again."
- >"Anon, if humans are anything like you, I can't imagine you're a fun species. Where's your sense of discovery?"
- "Well sorry my kind evolved to have a fear response."
- >"To fear 'pretty pink ponies?''
- "No, just the talking ones."
- >She rolls her eyes at you, and gives you a playful scoff.
- >"Here we are! The Blank Room."
- >She sets you down, and opens up a pair of standard crystal double doors to reveal a gloriously bright room, an off shade of white-purple, forming to the top in a conical shape.
- "Since when has this been here?"
- >"Oh, I made it. I repurposed what was suppose to be Spike's room into this. Using my magic I can control everything about this room, Temperature, pressure, color, I use to test anything I can think of."
- "Neat."
- >Yes well, just take off your clothes and we'll begin the tests.
- "Twilight, I really don't want to do this."
- >"What if I make it worth your while?"
- "Oh?"
- >"Maybe I call in a little government favor or two and get you a monthly stipend?
- "Keep talking, what's the catch?"
- >"Oh a small...400 bit-"
- "500."
- >"500 bit stipend for letting me do a few tests on you every now and then?"
- "I assume you'll display of modicum of safety about this?"
- >"Anon I may be a mad scientist, but I'm not "unsafe." So, do we have a deal?"
- "No, I still have extreme hesitations about this, what if you turn me into another species, or trap me in a dimension of rainbow colored teenagers!"
- >Twilight nervously laughs.
- >great
- >"Come on, Anon, it's better money than you make being a "handy-man" around town. Don't think I don't know what you do with the flower mares."
- >You blush, but considering her offer, it'd take a fool to turn down that kind of money for her mostly harmless tests.
- "uhgg. Fine. Throw in a bottle of that Apple Brandy and you've got a deal."
- >"Deal."
- >She says, as you bend over to shake her hoof.
- >You start with your jacket and then your tie. Twilight tries to undo your belt with her magic, but you shoo her off.
- >Before removing your drawers, you hold your clothes in a pile.
- “Would you mind taking these? I don’t Rarity is up to making me another one.”
- >She levitates them with her magic away from you, and eyes down to your waist.
- >Your remove your underwear and socks.
- >It wasn’t the first time she’d seen you bare, but she still had an idle curiosity to her.
- >You clear your throat to get her attention.
- >”Oh right, these.”
- >She takes the remainder of your clothes into the levitated pile.
- >You catch her staring.
- “See something you like?”
- >”Wah-no it’s...at least on you, Humans seem so much...smaller, but at the same time time you are about as large as any stallion around here. And the way you are in a flaccid state, it seems so interesting. Why doesn’t your glans retract into a sheath? Is that how all humans are?”
- “Size tends to vary greatly, but flaccid size usually doesn’t matter to erect length.”
- >”Are you saying that just because you’re so small when you’re soft?”
- >You growl at her.
- “It’s a grower.”
- >”mhmm, whatever that means…”
- >You mumble at her jest, but before you can get in a retort she’s already leaving.
- “Hey, where are you going?”
- >”The control room, I’ll monitor you from outside.”
- “Can you even see me?”
- >A holographic projection of another appears around the walls, with Twilight looking at you.
- >”Crystal...clear.”
- “Boo.”
- “So what’s going to happen to me?”
- >Twilight speaks through a reverberating voice against the walls.
- >[I’m just going to lower the temperature until you can’t take it anymore.]
- “WHAT?”
- >You notice the temperature dropping slowly.
- “What exactly is this accomplishing?”
- >[It’s to study how different species react to changes in climate. If I see how you react to say, cold. I can better develop new spells to better survive the cold.]
- >It’s near freezing now. As you feel the heat being radiated away from you.
- “If all you wanted to know was when I felt uncomfortable, it was before this.”
- >The temperature is now still, just below freezing.
- “Twilight?”
- >You rub your arms to get some warmth.
- >You move over to the door and try to open it, but Twilight gets to it first.
- “Is this some sort of game to you?”
- >”What? No. I’m genuinely curious.”
- “Then why do I get the feeling it’s not about my ‘durability.’”
- >You say as you catch her once again staring at your business.
- >Twilight changes the temperature back to normal in the Blank Room.
- >“Ok, maybe I lied a tiny bit…”
- “Gah, if you wanted to stare at my junk you could have just asked!”
- >”No, you don’t understand it’s not that!”
- “Then what?”
- >”It..it looks so weird! I just can’t accept that it wouldn’t fully retract while not in use, I don’t understand that, it doesn’t make any sense!”
- “Oh come on, are you serious about this?”
- >”Yes!”
- “And this whole cold thing, just some ploy to see how small I can get, or do you just have a kink for small dicks?”
- >”Yes to the latter, but that’s besides the point. I genuinely am just curious about human anatomy!”
- >You sigh
- “Can I have my clothes back, please?”
- >”Yes”
- >She says, defeated, saddened.
- >You start to put your things back on
- “Twilight, I appreciate that you indulge our mutual curiosity for science in interesting ways, but I wish you wouldn’t lie to me about your methods.”
- >She looks up at you, as if on the verge of tears.
- >”I’m sorry, Anon. I was just so curious, and I didn’t want you to think I was weird or-”
- >She trips up on her words as she sniffles, hiding herself away.
- >These ponies
- >More sensitive than women.
- >uhg
- “Look, Twilight.”
- >She raises her head back up.
- “I’m not mad at you.”
- >”You’re not?”
- “No, just be honest with me, please?”
- >”Yes, of course!”
- >She jumps into your arms giving you a hug as best she can around your form.
- “I still that money and brandy, right?”
- >”Only if you let me /study/ you every now and then.”
- “Whoa, what does that mean?”
- >”eheh...maybe don’t wear clothes around the castle anymore?”
- >Well…
- >At least you’re not a cheap whore.
- end
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