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- >Day gotta go BAD in Equestria.
- >You're doing the potty dance in front of your bathroom while waiting for pinkie to get her ass out.
- "Fuckin' hell ponka! C'mon!"
- >She finally exits the bathroom while waving a hoof in front of her face.
- >"Whew! Do not go in there."
- >Ignoring her warning you pick her up and throw her down the hall where she lands on her mane with a *pomf*
- >Entering the throne room you are immediately hit by a wall of thick air.
- >Before you can gag any, the smell hits you and-
- "The fuck?"
- >Sitting on the toilet you realize the smell is of baked goods.
- "Pinkie, why does it smell like cinnamon rolls in here?"
- >"What else do you think my booty toots would smell like?"
- >Seeing her point you stop questioning the enigma that is Pinkie and proceed to release the kraken.
- >As the last Hershey kisses are spit out of your turd cutter, you reach down for the toilet paper only to find a cardboard tube spinning on its holder.
- "Goddammit pinkie I just put a new roll this morning!"
- >"But it's fun watching it all go down the drain!"
- "Just help me out with this for once you saccharine seductress."
- >The door opens slightly and you move a hand to cover Harry Henderson and the gumball twins when you see her hoof reach inside.
- >In place of a toilet paper roll she only has a match.
- "Wait, PINKIE NOOO-"
- >The explosion could be heard from clear across town.
- >All that remained of your home was your toilet and the door separating you and pinkie.
- >She hops off into the distance feeling good about helping you out and you just sit there and cry for a while.
- >Fucking Pinkie pie
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