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[[Agility Trainer]]
• Have you brought him the stick yet?
• A werewolf agility trainer.
[[Akthanakos]]
• Just who is he, anyway?
• A Zarosian Mahjarrat of the desert.• A man with the head of a camel.
• He's been freed from the boneguard.
[[Ana]]
She looks like a tourist.
Stuffed.
[[Arrav]]
He has seen better, happier days.
After Ritual of the Mahjarrat:
He's not looking well.
[[Assassin]]
• A stealthy assassin.
• Even with the mask he looks familiar.
[[Baba Yaga]]
An old woman who lives in a very strange house.
During Glorious Memories: An enigmatic stranger.
[[Baby Mole]]
I will call him, Mini Mole.
Moley, moley moley!
Mooooooooooooole.
[[Baby Troll]]
A big, angry troll. Not!
A trapped baby troll, ready to be saved.
[[Baby icefiend]]
• A little baby icefiend.
• It looks like the poor little thing is melting!
[[Bilrach]]
• Finally, I have found him. This snivelling wretch is hardly worth the centuries.
• He seems less...frail than before somehow.
[[Bolrie]]
•He looks like he could do with some food. And a shave.
•He looks in dire need of a good meal.
[[Bot (NPC)]]
Boo! Hiss!
A fitting end to a worthless bot.
[[Brother Maledict]]
• A fresh-faced and innocent priest.
• The priest of Witchaven.
[[Caroline]]
She looks very worried about something.
or
Something looks fishy about her.
[[Char]]
• Her eyes burn with anger.
• She still smoulders with her desire for revenge.
[[Chicken (NPC)]]
Daemonheim: Who are you calling chicken?
The Pit: He's a big one. And he's going nowhere.
[[Child (Vengeance)]]
How could they do this to a child?
They murdered our children? Monsters!
Such cruelty, to kill a child!
[[Clive (Varrock)]]
A rather dense and soppy-looking fellow.
During Defender of Varrock;
A scared man.
[[Cow1337killr]]
• A player.
• He hates cows SO much.
[[Cres]]
• It looks like the leader of the automatons.
• An ancient, forgotten guardian.
[[Darve]]
He's here to guard the wizard.
Doesn't look too bright, but he's only here as Movario's bodyguard.
[[Druid Elementalist]]
• He's mental about the elements.
• She's mental about the elements.
[[Druidess]]
A female druid and resident of Taverley.
(Thaerisk's replacement for if he dies): A female druid and member of the Crux Eqal.
[[Easter Bunny]]
2006:
Cute and friendly.
2007:
He's lucky it isn't rabbit season.
2008:
The king of all things chocolate.
2009:
He's the king of all chocolatey things.
2010:
The loveable protector of Easter.
2011:
The king of all things chocolatey.
[[Easter impling]]
Free: An eggstra-special impling.
Caught: An Easter impling in a jar. That's a bit cruel.
[[Enakhra]]
• Who - or what - is she? (Enakhra's Lament)
• A dangerous and vindictive Mahjarrat. (Ritual of the Mahjarrat)
[[Engineering assistant]]
He looks busy.
He's wandering around aimlessly with a box of spare parts.
[[Evil Chicken]]
A fowl bird.
It's big, dangerous, evil...and a chicken?
[[Fairy Godfather]]
Normal:
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
During the Battle at Orks Rift:
A very ambitious fairy.
After the Battle at Orks Rift:
He accepted the offer he couldn't refuse.
[[Fairy Queen]]
• Looks otherworldly...
• It doesn't look like she's breathing!
• She looks almost lifeless.
• Looks otherworldly.
[[Farmer Brumty]]
There's a sadness in his eyes.
A farmer who's seen happier times.
[[Fiara]]
• A giant earwig... thing.
• A trusted and fierce-temped creature of Guthix.
[[Fremennik shipmaster]]
Daemonheim: He looks at home in this climate.
Al Kharid: He doesn't look at home in this heat.
[[General Bentnoze]]
An ugly green creature.
(During 2009 Christmas Event) An ugly, yet festive, green creature.
[[Genie]]
• He's come to offer a wish!
• The blue dude with magic powers.• He's come to offer a wish!
• The blue dude with magic powers.
[[Goblin Cook]]
Before cutscene: He's got funky socks, but he's still an ugly green creature.
During cutscene: Half way up the wall is maybe not a naturally tenable position for a goblin.
[[Grim Reaper]]
• The guide of souls to the underworld, ready for battle.
• The guide of souls to the underworld.• He gives you a creepy stare despite his face being hidden.
• I wish I could tell where he was looking.
• What could be beneath that hood?
• Founder and leader of The Horsemen.
• Don't fear the reaper.
[[Guard (Goutweed)]]
He's guarding the goutweed.
He's guarding the storeroom.
[[Gublinch]]
A sweaty gublinch.
Chilled: A chilled, smelly gublinch.
Frozen: Freezing cold gublinch.
[[Hank (Temple Trekking)]]
Sick: Hank - He looks sick.
Very sick: Hank - He looks very sick; scary!
Ghastly: Hank - He'd look sick, if he resembled a human!
Well: Hank - He looks much better now.
[[Hazeel]]
• A being brought back from the edge of death.
• A Mahjarrat recently reawakened by his cult of followers.
[[Homunculus]]
It doesn't look very happy.
Is it male or female?
[[Idria]]
• A wise, albeit flighty, lady with a keen sense of purpose.
• A wise, albeit flighty, Guardian of Armadyl.
[[Invisible player]]
Invisible player.
I am invisible!
[[Isold]]
An angry and desperate man.
As ready for battle as he'll ever be.
[[Jack Frost]]
The rebellious teenage son of the Queen of Snow. Interesting outfit!
During 2011 easter event The Queen of Snow's rebellious teenage son.
[[Jim]]
• Seems kind of shy.
• Agent of the PBJ.
[[Kennith]]
• He looks very scared.
• He doesn't seem very concerned about anything.
• He looks like he's calmed down.• He looks a little sinister.
• Very scary!
[[Kent]]
He looks very tired and hungry.
He looks like he's deep in discussion.
[[Kepple]]
Before: He looks like a charming piece of work.
After:He's seen things, man. He's been there. You just don't get it.
[[Kimberly]]
A little girl.
She looks terrified.
[[Knight (Nomad's Requiem)]]
Alive: He's dying
Dead: He's dead.
[[Lazy Khazard Guard]]
Before quest: He looks like he enjoys the odd beer.
While drinking beer: He looks like he should stay away from Khali brew.
After quest: He looks like he's had a drink or ten.
[[Lesser demon (Wizards' Tower)]]
• Lesser, but still pretty big.
• Keeper of the Key to the Abyss.
[[Lucien]]
• A Mahjarrat of incomprehensible power.
• My commanding officer, amongst other things. (During Nadir)
[[Male slave]]
It looks like he's been here a long time.

Tourist trap slave after being given Desert robes: He's making a break for it!
[[Man (Lumbridge and Draynor Tasks)]]
Before the goblin is dealt with: One of RuneScape's many citizens, currently with difficulties.
After the goblin has been dealt with: One of RuneScape's many citizens, in difficulty.
[[Marmaros]]
• Thok will save little brother.
• Squishy little Marmaros.
[[Marv]]
Sick: Marv - He looks sick.
Very sick: Marv - He looks very sick; scary!
Ghastly: Marv - He'd look sick, if he resembled a human!
Well: Marv - He looks much better now.
[[Mayor Hobb]]
• There's something fishy about him.
• Unconscious. He totally deserved it.
[[Meg]]
• A wannabe adventurer with no clue what she's doing.
• She's an adventurer in training with lots to learn.
• She's an adventurer in training who could use some pointers.
• An adventurer in training who really looks up to you.
• An adventurer that makes you just a little bit proud.
[[Merchant (Nadir)]]
He has a ruthless, wicked gleam in his eye. Clearly not to be trusted.
A Monk of Zamorak disguised as a trader. A cruel and spiteful man.
His corpse stains the earth. His greed stains my mind.
[[Mother Mallum]]
• An unspeakable horror from the beginnings of time.
• Dead: She probably deserved it...but that is just disgusting!
[[Mr. Mordaut]]
• Do not upset this teacher. You have been warned!
• Professor of Unnatural History.
[[Muncher]]
• Only the Grim Reaper would have a pet like this.
• Aww, isn't he, umm...cute?
• He's on guard duty.
[[Muspah]]
A terrifying ancient monster!
A terrifying folk tale monster! (Before it comes alive)
[[Mysterious Old Man]]
• A very strange old man.
• He's watching you solve the maze.
• Also odd and weird, but definitely not wise.
[[Nomad]]
• He runs the game around here.
• The throne looks to be harnessing some sort of energy.
[[Nora]]
Looks injured and in need of help.
Back on her feet, rebuilding her life!
[[Olga]]
In peril: She seems distressed.
Out of danger: Enjoying the day with her daughter.
[[Orlando Smith]]
• Looks very young.
• I wouldn't look too closely.
[[Pest drone]]
• A pest drone attending to the Pest Queen.
• They won't stop droning on.
[[Philipe Carnillean]]
• Son of Sir Ceril and Lady Henryeta.
• The family's future lies with this boy.
• Nice dress. Shame it's got a boy in it.
• He's not doing so badly with that sword.
• The reluctant adventurer.
[[Pig]]
• Porker.
• Swine.
[[Piglet]]
I shall name him, Mini Pig.
Hog.
Porcine.
[[Professor Arblenap]]
A frantic gnome.
A gnome falling safely.
[[Raccoon (NPC)]]
Adult: A raccoon.
Baby: A stripy little baby raccoon.
[[Ranis Drakan]]
• He looks haughty and arrogant.
• Lord Drakan's brother.
• Even for a vampyre, he's definitely dead.• He looks haughty and arrogant.
• Lord Drakan's brother.
[[Rimae Sirsalis]]
During Lunar Diplomacy: She will tan your suqah hides.
After Lunar Diplomacy: Not a single hair on her head. But one or two warts.
[[Rolayne Twickit]]
An old, lonely man.
He's not giving up yet!
[[Rook]]
You're being watched.
He's eyeing up a nearby corpse.
[[Sabbot]]
During quest: He seems like he could do with a bath.
After quest: If that rock breaks, he looks like he'll glare a hole in the cliff face.
[[Salty Claws]]
Is this Thorvar's ferocious creature?
Is that crab wearing Thorvar's hat?
[[Santa Claus]]
• A jolly distributor of presents.
• He knows if you've been naughty or nice.
[[Sarah (Temple Trekking)]]
Sick: Sarah - She looks sick.
Very sick: Sarah - she looks very sick - scary!
Ghastly: Sarah - She'd look sick, if he resembled a human!
Well: Sarah - She looks much better now.
[[Shady Character]]
*They may have their face on a poster somewhere.
Probably not a very nice person.
May well answer to the name 'Knuckles'.
[[Shark (NPC)]]
• Selachimorpha.
• Like a dolphin, but considerably less cute.
• Ooh, look, a floating fin.
• Sleek, sinister, silent and shark-shaped.
• Let's not go skinny dipping eh?
• The crime buster of the sea... (Sharkey)
• Arghhh!!! Run away!
• The Thalassus makes this shark look like a stickleback.
[[Sheep]]
Normal:White and fluffy.
North of Monastery Sheep:White and shaggy.
[[Sigmund]]
• Former adviser to the Duke of Lumbridge.
• He's plotting something bad!
• What is he plotting this time?
[[Silas]]
Now with added unconscious stranger. (on Baba Yaga's bed)
Apparently, he keeps a lighthouse.
[[Silif]]
• A mysterious, sharply-dressed man.
• A stealthy operative, working for the Temple Knights.
[[Sister Cecilia]]
It looks like she's in charge of the choir.
• It looks like she's in shock.
She's playing a guitar now.
[[Sister Debora]]
Some feet are sticking out from under the clock mechanism. / She smells of machine-oil.
She smells of machine-oil and fear.
[[Skippy]]
Drunk: He looks angry and smells drunk.
Drunk and wet: Like a regular Skippy, just damper.
Hung over: Skippy, just looking a little 'tender'.
Sober: He seems a lot less angry and smells a great deal fresher.
[[Sliske]]
• Spooky.
• It's blocking the tunnel.
[[Smelting Tutor]]
Feoras looks a bit fiery.
He's working pretty hard.
[[Snotgut]]
• He lives up to his name.
• He's busy reading. The newspaper is upside-down.
• He lives up to his name. He looks angry.
[[Snowman (unfinished)]]
Add more snow to make him grow!
The snowman is almost finished! Just add a hat to complete it.
2007: The snowman is almost finished! Just add a hat or weapon to complete it.
[[Sophie]]
*She's stranded and needs help.
No longer stranded and probably does not need any further help.
[[Star sprite]]
Use the force.
A shining, happy Star Sprite.
[[Stray dog]]
Are those fleas all over it?
A mangy mutt.
[[Surok Magis]]
• A very powerful wizard.
• Leader of the Dagon'hai order.
• The leader of the Dagon'hai, also known as Dark Squall.• I can't see his face.
• Who is that?
• A mage of incredible power and awesome presence.
[[Taevas]]
When alive: Your dying brother.
When dead: Goodbye...little brother.
When in ghost form: Your brother's vengeful spirit.
[[The Jury]]
A member of the Jury.
King's Ransom:
Twelve bored men and women.
[[The Raptor]]
• Who could move in all that armour?
• A mysterious warrior clad in thick plate armour.
[[TokHaar-Hok]]
• Power radiates from him.
• The battle has worn him down. (after being defeated during The Brink of Extinction)
[[Torsteg]]
Big beard and a spear.
A Fremennik guard.
[[Valerio]]
He's playing a mandolin.
Inside the Abbey: Valerio the troubadour.
[[Vanescula Drakan]]
• She seems almost human.
• Don't move. Maybe she won't be able to see you.
• Lord Drakan's sister.• A powerful female vampyre.
• Lord Drakan's sister.
[[Vanstrom Klause]]
• A curious fellow.
• Doesn't look so tough. (in battle)
[[Veldaban]]
• Veldaban is sitting in the pub.
• Former head of the Black Guard.
[[Wahisietel]]
• Formely Ali the Wise, but really a Zarosian Mahjarrat.
• A Zarosian Mahjarrat.• A scholar who is evidently wise.
• He has the weathered skin of a desert dweller. (Tale of the Muspah)
[[Wandering Wyrmwood]]
When underground: It's not wandering.
When wandering: Huh--it really does wander!
[[Wilf]]
Sick: Wilf - He looks sick.
Very sick: Wilf - He looks very sick - scary!
Ghastly: Wilf - He'd look sick, if he resembled a human!
Well: Wilf - He looks much better now.
[[Wise Old Man]]
Before the Draynor Bank Robbery: A venerable sage.
After: A venerable and rich sage.
Snow Gnomecopters: A venerable and rich sage on holiday.
During Sea Troll Queen fight: He's unconscious!
[[Wizard (NPC)]]
• Slightly magical.
• Slightly magical, slightly panicked.
[[Wizard Ellaron]]
• He has many names, most of which he invented for himself.
• Heir to the Sacred Tradition of the Staff of Fire.
[[Wizard Grayzag]]
• Master of imps.
• Quite, quite mad.
• He's bound to the pillar.
[[Wounded guardian]]
A wounded Guardian of Armadyl.
An unconscious Guardian of Armadyl.
[[Yeti (Myths of the White Lands)]]
An impressively hairy ape-like creature.
He's unconscious. That horn must have given him quite fright fright!
He's sleeping like a baby.
[[Zenevivia]]
• A wise old woman.
• A bitter old woman who doesn't like damsels in distress.
• A bitter old woman who hates you and the Wise Old Man.
• She almost respects you now.