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Tales of a Fourth Grade Abuser 1

May 18th, 2012
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  1. >be 10 years old
  2. >by yourself at home after school
  3. >Mom's at work
  4. >you've never met your dad
  5. >no siblings
  6. >be outside in the front yard, playing with your handheld Nintendo, but bored out of your mind
  7. >you wonder if Legend of Korra is on
  8. >you like that show
  9. >"Wook! Hooman!" "Wan' daddy!" "Hungwy, wan' nummies!"
  10. >Wat?
  11. >Look up
  12. >a trio of fluffy ponies, two white pegasi and one purple bloated pegasus, are waddling over your front lawn to you
  13. >well, the purple one is being rolled over to you
  14. >they're so cute!
  15. >"Pwease wuv fwuffies! Mumma need daddy fo' babehs!" "Wan' pway?" "Fwuffy need nummies!"
  16. >you smile
  17.  
  18. >you haven't had fun with a pet since your fluffy died a few months ago
  19. "You three are the cutest things ever! Come here, I'll be your new daddy."
  20. >they're so happy
  21. >"Hooway!" "Fwuffy wuv daddy!" "Yay!"
  22. >you take them to the back yard, carrying the unicorn while the pegasi walk
  23. >you're going to have so much fun!
  24. >you place the pregnant mare down, and look at the three fluffies
  25. "So guys, what do you wanna do first?"
  26. >"Fwuffy hungwy!" "Fwuffy wan' nummies!" the two normal-sized fluffies reply
  27. >the bloated mare yawns cutely. "Wan' sweepies..."
  28. "Alright then, I've got just the thing. You two, wait here, okay? I'll bring something tasty for you."
  29. >"Otay!" the two reply as you pick up the pregnant mare
  30. >you simply place her on a lawn chair, and head inside your house
  31. >you enter your garage from there
  32. >now where is it...
  33.  
  34. >ah-hah! found it!
  35. >you come back outside
  36. >the white fluffies seem to be playing a rousing game of hide-in-plain-sight-and-seek
  37. >the purple dam is sleeping on the lawn chair, snoring cutely
  38. "Okay you two cuties, I'm back! And I've got yummy food for you!"
  39. >"Nummies, nummies!" "Gif food pwease!"
  40. >you take the object in your hands
  41. >"Huh?" "Wat dat?"
  42. "This is the food tube, guys! I'll put in your mouth and pull the trigger, and you'll have a mouthful of yummy stuff!"
  43. >the stupid fluffies don't know any better, seems legit
  44. >you sit down and let the white fluffies line up for "food"
  45. "Okay now fluffy, open wide and say "Aaaaah."
  46. >the fluffy complies, opening up her mouth and saying "Aaaaah!"
  47. >you stick the glue gun in her mouth and pull the trigger
  48. >she gets a mouthful of white-hot clear stuff that burns her mouth and tongue
  49. >she tries to back off, but you hold on her to neck to keep her still
  50. >you let her go after a few seconds
  51.  
  52. >she runs in circles and whines in pain and tries to spit up the glue burning her, but her mouth won't open
  53. >how funny! you laugh out loud
  54. >not a creepy evil laugh either
  55. >this is genuine happy laughing, you haven't had fun like this in a while
  56. >the unfed fluffy looks both confused and scared as her sister runs around, her screaming muffled and trying to spit up the glue in her mouth(and failing)
  57. >"Wh-wha? Wha happen? Sissy no wike foodies?"
  58. "Oh, she's just being silly. Here, have some!"
  59. >though nervous, the fluffy opens up when you command her to
  60. >you hold her neck, put the glue gun in her mouth and fire
  61. >once again, a fluffy gets a mouthful of red hot glue
  62. >this one barely has time to scream before the hot glue scorches her mouth and tongue
  63. >now you have two white fluffies with their burned mouths glued shut
  64. >running around in random directions in a panic
  65. >sobbing and making moaning "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" sounds
  66. >you roll on the ground laughing
  67. >this is funnier than the Annoying Orange!
  68. >reminds of you of good times with your old fluffy
  69.  
  70. >this goes on for a few minutes before the fluffies, completely unable to open their mouths and in absolute pain, are reduced to laying down, sobbing and trying to make muffled whining noises
  71. >this is less funny
  72. "I'm bored. Run around, you stupid things!"
  73. >the fluffies sob and tremble more when you yell at them, too scared and in anguish to run
  74. >bo-ring!
  75. >eh, leave 'em. they'll die from not being able to eat or drink water, after you kick them out in a little bit
  76. >you look at the purple dam
  77. >lol, dumb bitch slept through everything
  78. >what to do with this one?
  79. >she can't run in the first place, so gluing her mouth shut would just result in another sobbing fluffy who won't run
  80. >and that's terrible
  81. >hm...
  82. >...
  83. >light bulb!
  84. >you walk up to her with the glue gun
  85. >bend down behind her butt
  86. >now where is it...
  87. >now that you're touching her, the mare wakes up
  88. >"Zzzzznuh? Wha daddy doing?" she asks, wiggling her legs as she futilely tries to turn around
  89. >ah, there it is!
  90. >you giggle
  91. >you position the glue gun near her marehood
  92.  
  93. >"Nu nu nuuu! Wha daddy doing?! Pwease no touch fwuffy dere!"
  94. >you can barely contain your excitement
  95. >you insert the tip of the glue gun
  96. >"Nuuuu! Mumma no wike dis! Daddy, no huwt pwea--"
  97. >you pull the trigger
  98. >"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
  99. >the dam shreiks like a banshee as white hot glue is ejaculated into her cooter
  100. >you keep this up as the unfortunate fluffy squeals shrilly in unimaginable agony, crying the whole way
  101. >"PWEASE STOP, FWUFFY SOWWY, DADDY PWEASE STOP HUWT!! HEWP FWUFFY HEWP FWUFFY HEWP FWUFFEEEEEEEE!!!"
  102. >you stop only after one extremely painful(and hilarious) minute
  103. >by the time you withdraw from the fluffy, you've been laughing so hard your sides hurt
  104. >the fluffy is reduced to sobbing and blubbering about her absolute anguish as you laugh
  105. >suddenly, she starts shaking violently
  106. >"N-n-neeeeee' make big poo-poo-poo-poopiiiiieeees!"
  107. >oh boy, this is just too much for you
  108. >you've glued her vag shut, so there's no way the foals will come out
  109. >you bet they've been burned up by the hot glue anyway
  110.  
  111. >you watch the fluffy dam try and fail to give birth
  112. >"W-w-w-why no make p-poopies?! Mumma n-n-no undastan'!"
  113. >lmao, the dummy doesn't even know she's in labor!
  114. >you have to turn away from her to stop laughing and catch your breath
  115. >this beats the shit out of Fred videos!
  116. >breath in, breath out, try to ignore the fluffy's pained mewling
  117. >okay, we're good now
  118. "That was so fun! You fluffies are the funniest things ever! Didn't you have fun?!"
  119. >the only response is the dam's confused babbling and crying and the other fluffies' pained moaning
  120. >...
  121. >you're bored again
  122. >these fluffies are useless now
  123. >stupid useless fluffies!
  124. >you pick up the two white fluffies, take them out to the front, and toss them in the garbage bin
  125. >their pained moaning becomes more frantic as you toss them in and shut the lid, leaving them covered in smelly trash and trapped in darkness
  126.  
  127. >you return to the fluffy dam
  128. >she's still sobbing and wondering why she can't poop
  129. >you pick her up and walk to your neighbor's fence
  130. >"F-fwuffy sowwy D-d-daddy, p-p-pwease make huwt stop..."
  131. "Tony! Oh Tony! Look boy, I got a treat for you!" you shout, calling for your neighbor's pit bull
  132. >like a good boy, Tony trots over to the fence
  133. >"N-n-nuuu! Fwuffy not nummies! P-pwease no huwt!" the mare cries, realizing what you're going to do to her
  134. "Goooood boy! Here's your treat!"
  135. >you drop her and let the dog catch the fluffy in his mouth,shaking her around furiously
  136. >"NUUUUUUUUU! NO EAT FWUFFY! NO HUWT BABEHS! HEWP!"
  137. >as you turn around and head for indoors, the dam's cries for help become pained sobs as she is torn to pieces and eaten
  138. >you wonder if Legend of Korra is on
  139. >you like that show
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