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- >be 10 years old
- >by yourself at home after school
- >Mom's at work
- >you've never met your dad
- >no siblings
- >be outside in the front yard, playing with your handheld Nintendo, but bored out of your mind
- >you wonder if Legend of Korra is on
- >you like that show
- >"Wook! Hooman!" "Wan' daddy!" "Hungwy, wan' nummies!"
- >Wat?
- >Look up
- >a trio of fluffy ponies, two white pegasi and one purple bloated pegasus, are waddling over your front lawn to you
- >well, the purple one is being rolled over to you
- >they're so cute!
- >"Pwease wuv fwuffies! Mumma need daddy fo' babehs!" "Wan' pway?" "Fwuffy need nummies!"
- >you smile
- >you haven't had fun with a pet since your fluffy died a few months ago
- "You three are the cutest things ever! Come here, I'll be your new daddy."
- >they're so happy
- >"Hooway!" "Fwuffy wuv daddy!" "Yay!"
- >you take them to the back yard, carrying the unicorn while the pegasi walk
- >you're going to have so much fun!
- >you place the pregnant mare down, and look at the three fluffies
- "So guys, what do you wanna do first?"
- >"Fwuffy hungwy!" "Fwuffy wan' nummies!" the two normal-sized fluffies reply
- >the bloated mare yawns cutely. "Wan' sweepies..."
- "Alright then, I've got just the thing. You two, wait here, okay? I'll bring something tasty for you."
- >"Otay!" the two reply as you pick up the pregnant mare
- >you simply place her on a lawn chair, and head inside your house
- >you enter your garage from there
- >now where is it...
- >ah-hah! found it!
- >you come back outside
- >the white fluffies seem to be playing a rousing game of hide-in-plain-sight-and-seek
- >the purple dam is sleeping on the lawn chair, snoring cutely
- "Okay you two cuties, I'm back! And I've got yummy food for you!"
- >"Nummies, nummies!" "Gif food pwease!"
- >you take the object in your hands
- >"Huh?" "Wat dat?"
- "This is the food tube, guys! I'll put in your mouth and pull the trigger, and you'll have a mouthful of yummy stuff!"
- >the stupid fluffies don't know any better, seems legit
- >you sit down and let the white fluffies line up for "food"
- "Okay now fluffy, open wide and say "Aaaaah."
- >the fluffy complies, opening up her mouth and saying "Aaaaah!"
- >you stick the glue gun in her mouth and pull the trigger
- >she gets a mouthful of white-hot clear stuff that burns her mouth and tongue
- >she tries to back off, but you hold on her to neck to keep her still
- >you let her go after a few seconds
- >she runs in circles and whines in pain and tries to spit up the glue burning her, but her mouth won't open
- >how funny! you laugh out loud
- >not a creepy evil laugh either
- >this is genuine happy laughing, you haven't had fun like this in a while
- >the unfed fluffy looks both confused and scared as her sister runs around, her screaming muffled and trying to spit up the glue in her mouth(and failing)
- >"Wh-wha? Wha happen? Sissy no wike foodies?"
- "Oh, she's just being silly. Here, have some!"
- >though nervous, the fluffy opens up when you command her to
- >you hold her neck, put the glue gun in her mouth and fire
- >once again, a fluffy gets a mouthful of red hot glue
- >this one barely has time to scream before the hot glue scorches her mouth and tongue
- >now you have two white fluffies with their burned mouths glued shut
- >running around in random directions in a panic
- >sobbing and making moaning "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" sounds
- >you roll on the ground laughing
- >this is funnier than the Annoying Orange!
- >reminds of you of good times with your old fluffy
- >this goes on for a few minutes before the fluffies, completely unable to open their mouths and in absolute pain, are reduced to laying down, sobbing and trying to make muffled whining noises
- >this is less funny
- "I'm bored. Run around, you stupid things!"
- >the fluffies sob and tremble more when you yell at them, too scared and in anguish to run
- >bo-ring!
- >eh, leave 'em. they'll die from not being able to eat or drink water, after you kick them out in a little bit
- >you look at the purple dam
- >lol, dumb bitch slept through everything
- >what to do with this one?
- >she can't run in the first place, so gluing her mouth shut would just result in another sobbing fluffy who won't run
- >and that's terrible
- >hm...
- >...
- >light bulb!
- >you walk up to her with the glue gun
- >bend down behind her butt
- >now where is it...
- >now that you're touching her, the mare wakes up
- >"Zzzzznuh? Wha daddy doing?" she asks, wiggling her legs as she futilely tries to turn around
- >ah, there it is!
- >you giggle
- >you position the glue gun near her marehood
- >"Nu nu nuuu! Wha daddy doing?! Pwease no touch fwuffy dere!"
- >you can barely contain your excitement
- >you insert the tip of the glue gun
- >"Nuuuu! Mumma no wike dis! Daddy, no huwt pwea--"
- >you pull the trigger
- >"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
- >the dam shreiks like a banshee as white hot glue is ejaculated into her cooter
- >you keep this up as the unfortunate fluffy squeals shrilly in unimaginable agony, crying the whole way
- >"PWEASE STOP, FWUFFY SOWWY, DADDY PWEASE STOP HUWT!! HEWP FWUFFY HEWP FWUFFY HEWP FWUFFEEEEEEEE!!!"
- >you stop only after one extremely painful(and hilarious) minute
- >by the time you withdraw from the fluffy, you've been laughing so hard your sides hurt
- >the fluffy is reduced to sobbing and blubbering about her absolute anguish as you laugh
- >suddenly, she starts shaking violently
- >"N-n-neeeeee' make big poo-poo-poo-poopiiiiieeees!"
- >oh boy, this is just too much for you
- >you've glued her vag shut, so there's no way the foals will come out
- >you bet they've been burned up by the hot glue anyway
- >you watch the fluffy dam try and fail to give birth
- >"W-w-w-why no make p-poopies?! Mumma n-n-no undastan'!"
- >lmao, the dummy doesn't even know she's in labor!
- >you have to turn away from her to stop laughing and catch your breath
- >this beats the shit out of Fred videos!
- >breath in, breath out, try to ignore the fluffy's pained mewling
- >okay, we're good now
- "That was so fun! You fluffies are the funniest things ever! Didn't you have fun?!"
- >the only response is the dam's confused babbling and crying and the other fluffies' pained moaning
- >...
- >you're bored again
- >these fluffies are useless now
- >stupid useless fluffies!
- >you pick up the two white fluffies, take them out to the front, and toss them in the garbage bin
- >their pained moaning becomes more frantic as you toss them in and shut the lid, leaving them covered in smelly trash and trapped in darkness
- >you return to the fluffy dam
- >she's still sobbing and wondering why she can't poop
- >you pick her up and walk to your neighbor's fence
- >"F-fwuffy sowwy D-d-daddy, p-p-pwease make huwt stop..."
- "Tony! Oh Tony! Look boy, I got a treat for you!" you shout, calling for your neighbor's pit bull
- >like a good boy, Tony trots over to the fence
- >"N-n-nuuu! Fwuffy not nummies! P-pwease no huwt!" the mare cries, realizing what you're going to do to her
- "Goooood boy! Here's your treat!"
- >you drop her and let the dog catch the fluffy in his mouth,shaking her around furiously
- >"NUUUUUUUUU! NO EAT FWUFFY! NO HUWT BABEHS! HEWP!"
- >as you turn around and head for indoors, the dam's cries for help become pained sobs as she is torn to pieces and eaten
- >you wonder if Legend of Korra is on
- >you like that show
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