Once upon a time Mengsk was sleeping in his bed snug as a bug, but then suddenly he was awakened. He was woken up by the Queen of Blades. He screamed in a very manly voice. "MY FACE! HAVE MERCY!" "The Queen of Blades has no mercy," said Kerrigan coldly to his cold face that was frozen in there by the sudden flash freeze. Oops, Mengsk was on Kaldir, where no one can hear you scream. Regardless, Mekgns tried to scream some more. "OO EE OO AA AA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG" He yodeled, but to no avail. Kerrigen slowly infested him. Mengsk was now a zerg. Kerrigan then morphed him into a baneling and made him go kablooie all over the ground and it was gross and Zagara was like "LOOK AT THIS MESS YOU'VE MADE."
But Kerrigan did not care, for she was the Queen of Blades. but then the ghost of Tassadar suddenly appeared and jumped down on top of her. His mighty bellows silenced her. "EL SIGN KONGROO!!!" "It's En Taro Tassadar you dumbass!" Tassadar collapsed onto the ground. "I... I am a sham!... I can't believe I said it wrong..." Tassadar then stabbed himself with Kerrigans wings of liberty and then he dies again.
Kerrigun laughed and evilicious laugh, but then Alton Brown was summoned because I said the word evilicious. Suddenly, Kerrigan was on cutthroat kitchen, and Duran was the other contestant. They had to make Zerg pudding for dessert. "I know how to make the most delicious fucking Zerg Pudding on the planet" Kerrigan said. But then Duran sabotaged her by making her sing the lyrics to duran druan songs before she could stir her pudding, and then Duran wonned the game with his HYBRID ZERG PUDDING!!!

"NNNNGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" Kerrigan screamed. And then kerrigina turned into a baneling and she exploded, Duran died, and Alton Brown was the only one left. Alton Brown became the new overmind, and he commanded both the dominion and the zerg with an iron chef (america).