What the fuck did you just fucking say about snow days, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Theater, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret curtain calls, and I have over 300 confirmed applauses. I am trained in anti-snowday warfare and I’m the top actor in the entire SL theater forces. You are nothing to me but just another snow day. I will work my butt  the fuck off with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about snow days? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that makes us work for 4 hours everyday for three monthes. You’re fucking dead, Andrew. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can act in over seven hundred personas, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed singing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Southern Lehigh Marching Band and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “cheering" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking emoticon. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will fall apart in it. You’re fucked over, kiddo.