BDSM: Montezuma's Revenge

Stranger: Who would win, a ancient native culture or one bottle of whiskey?

You: Actually the Aztecs would have destroyed the Spaniards had it not been for smallpox and the betrayal of Montezuma and Cortes!

Stranger: Not really, the spaniards, used the other native tribes to their advantage also the Aztecs were not accustomed to European warfare, they fought to mainly maim or capture for sacrifice. The Spainish had guns which they thought had mystical powers and the Spanish also had fully armor red bull mastiff war dogs which aztecs had never seen

Stranger: Amored* not Red Bull wtf

Stranger: Armored* Jesus

You: Are you kidding? Spaniards were getting trashed by the various wildlife that the Aztecs were accustomed to, the Spaniards were also victims to mutiny because of it because they would often run out of rations and being unable to supply. The Aztecs had stronger weapons even despite guns being around. The macuahuitl could slice the head of a horse off in one clean stroke

You: Alongside that the Aztecs had superior strategic tactics opposed to "we can outnumber them we got superior guns!!!"

You: because that shit took forever to reload after one shot

You: You had one shot and had to make it count and even then the spread on matchlocks were crazy

Stranger: A wooden club with obsidian was better than Spanish swords, axes and armor? Gtfo dude

You: Have you never seen how sharp obsidian is?

Stranger: Yes, the problem is that it's ridiculously brittle

You: Also the Spaniards hardly wore armor, most of them wore a chest plate armor and maybe an armored hat

You: Which left their legs, arms and face exposed

You: Including their neck

You: You hardly had people in full plate or chain armor

Stranger: Most conquistadors were also very well trained and Europe was a Continent full of war for well over 1000 years at the time

You: Also the rapier was hardly a good weapon. Its advantage was for stabbing. You had to get a precise stab in on the opponent

You: Europe not Spain you fool

You: Europe doesn't include EVERY single place

Stranger: Spain is Europe you idiot

You: no shit

Stranger: Are you legit retarded

You: You're acting as though HURR DURR BECAUSE IT'S IN THE CONTINENT means it was at war for 1000 years straight

Stranger: Hurr durr aztecs

You: hurr durr spaniards

You: lmao

Stranger: If they were so great then why are they extinct

Stranger: Inb4 smallpox lol

You: If the Spaniards were so great why are they one measly little country that's packed with debt

You: inb4 aztecs lol

Stranger: The Spanish and Portuguese had been in conflict with Muslims for a very long time also

You: So what?

Stranger: What's left of the aztecs? A mural? Lol

You: What's left of the Spaniards a country full of debt that everyone's leaving LOL

Stranger: >Spain

You: Who are you quoting?

Stranger: I think you lost and need to kill yourself

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