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<UnkleDrunK> So there I was, just spent a cool 90m eating a high class Chinese next to the Everyman Cinema, talking shit about Star Wars and anything that crossed my miinnd
<UnkleDrunK> Strolled next door, ordered a bottle of red so the beer wouldn't force me out of my seat
<UnkleDrunK> Taken my seat at Episode 7, Return of A New Hope
<UnkleDrunK> The first hour, life is good
<UnkleDrunK> It's no Godfather, but yeah, I can enjoy this film
<UnkleDrunK> It's simple like a Star Wars film should be
<UnkleDrunK> Then after 45m or so, someone appears and I can't understand a word out of their mouth
<UnkleDrunK> It's crackly and reverbing
<UnkleDrunK> I don't say anything, I guess my years of drug abuse have caught up to me
<UnkleDrunK> It goes on
<UnkleDrunK> 10m later I look around, people are asking questions
<UnkleDrunK> It's not me, the sound is fucked
<UnkleDrunK> This continues for another 15m or so, then they STOP THE FILM
<UnkleDrunK> Dude comes out and says "LOL OOPS"
<UnkleDrunK> "You can stay for the end, we're gonna fix this hopefully, but yeah, enjoy your refund and airing at a later date"
<UnkleDrunK> So fuck it, I got a half bottle of Merlot still, let's see if they can fix this
<UnkleDrunK> They don't fix it
<UnkleDrunK> And then we stay
<UnkleDrunK> They don't fix it
<UnkleDrunK> So yeah I have seen the first 90m of the new Star Wars
<UnkleDrunK> We bounced before the ending was ruined by us not hearing a fucking word anyone was saying
* You are now known as UnkleFunK
* UnkleFunK sets mode +r UnkleFunK
<UnkleFunK> And that is my story of trying to watch SW