booty scruncher (Aegislash) @ Life Orb
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Head Smash
- Sacred Sword
- Shadow Sneak

mother huncher (Tyranitar) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 200 Atk / 56 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Crunch
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Ice Beam

vagina luncher (Landorus) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Force
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Earth Power
- Focus Blast
- Psychic

pussy cruncher (Gyarados) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 80 HP / 248 Atk / 180 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Ice Fang

cock muncher (Thundurus) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunder Wave
- Psychic
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Thunderbolt

clitoris puncher (Breloom) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Technician
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Spore
- Bullet Seed
- Mach Punch
- Rock Tomb