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Wock Band

Oct 25th, 2012
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  1. >You're in your bandmate's garage, rehearsing for an upcoming gig.
  2. >You're the guitarist, and a pretty kick-ass one at that.
  3. >You decide to bring your fluffy along, because you didn't have a babysitter.
  4. >Coincidentally, your bandmates have fluffies as well.
  5. >You all question why you got them in the first place.
  6. >Anyway, practice begins, and you play a pretty awesome song you wrote yourself.
  7. >It's too loud for the ponies, and they start crying.
  8. >Your music initially drowns it out, but they get louder and it gets on your nerves.
  9. >You stop playing and stare at the little wailers.
  10. >Your bandmates then exchange looks, figuring out what to do.
  11. >The bassist chimes in.
  12. >"Why not lock them in the laundry?"
  13. >Perfect. What could go wrong?
  14.  
  15. >You immediately lock them in.
  16. >They don't seem to bothered, because, hey, they have friends with them.
  17. >You get back to rehearsing.
  18. >After 10 minutes of jamming, you make some pretty sweet music.
  19. >It's all interrupted by a loud bang.
  20. >Coming from the laundry.
  21. >The drummer mutters to himself.
  22. >"Dear God, no."
  23. >You immediately run to where you stashed the little bastards.
  24. >They're all covered in bubbles, giggling at each other.
  25. >The washing machine is completely destroyed.
  26. >The bassist is fuming, considering it's his house.
  27. >You and the drummer eventually calm him down.
  28. >You can't leave them alone, it seems.
  29. >You suddenly come up with an idea.
  30. >"Get some cotton buds!"
  31. >Five minutes later, you've given the ponies some earplugs to drown out noise from the instruments.
  32. >They don't seem to be bothered by it.
  33. >Alright, jam time.
  34.  
  35. >As soon as you begin performing, the fluffy little shits begin making obnoxious noises, smashing things, and making a mess of the garage.
  36. >You've had enough.
  37. >You've all had enough.
  38. >Those furry little rats have got to go.
  39. >You put your instruments on the ground and walk up to the ponies.
  40. >You each grab your fluffy.
  41. >You point to the kick drum.
  42. >"You guys wanna play in there?"
  43. >The ponies respond enthusiastically.
  44. >The drummer opens up the drum.
  45. >All the ponies run inside and hug each other.
  46. >He quickly closes and seals the drum.
  47. >He places the pedal.
  48. >He places his foot on it.
  49. >You all have smiles on your faces.
  50. >"Hit it!"
  51. >Suddenly, the drummer starts tapping the pedal with his foot repeatedly.
  52. >The ponies inside react, and are terrified.
  53. >Fortunately, the drum cover is transparent only from the outside, so they don't see you.
  54. >The beating gets faster.
  55. >The screaming increases.
  56. >Suddenly, all the ponies inside explode, leaving nothing but blood inside.
  57. >You all laugh in sheer amazement.
  58. >You think to yourself.
  59. >"I fucking love music
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