Yus. Less angry.

Okay, now I'm /sure/ we've told people in your system about this at least once, but we'll just tell you now for the record. You have a habit of only telling us the creepy things Cordy does. Yeah, when prompted we'll get a list of cool stuff he does, but when you're just talking normally we only hear "lol Cordy slowly changed one of my opinions to match his he's so funny" or "hehe he stole one of my tulpas again and I can't tell where they are what a scamp" or "I was mad but I changed my mind because Cordy said so". We get that he's a positive influence, and Corgi is trying his damnedest not to be paranoid at Cordy, but you have a bad habit of only saying things that aggravates his controlling relationship conspiracy theory. Granted, it is partially his responsibility to change his interpretation of the things you say about him (bench test: If Mal replaced the word "Cordy" with "Ram" would you still be paranoid? If no, stop being a dumbass) but you have to understand that a big reason we only see Cordy as Mr. Creepy Jeepers is because that's kinda the picture you paint of him, unless specifically inquired about it.

Oh, and for the record, that's why me, Corgi and Nycto were all against Grey at one point. You never told us the good stuff he did.

Oh also for the record, neither me nor Corgi dislike Cordy anymore. We haven't for a while. We've just been focusing on the negative and only bringing up when we're worried about him.

Okay, responsibility. That's alright, I can go with that.

Yep yep yep. Agreeing with most of this so far. I guess we should just go to conversation now? Not much else to say, we kinda agree here.

[Meta comment about what I should write as an outro but can't be bothered to, gay joke, name, ect]

P.S. You know who does have fault here?

Dreamjar. Always.