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  1. EVERY TIME REALITY CHECK HAS BEEN WRONG IN THE 2016 AFL SEASON:
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  3. 1. Essendon to win by 4 goals (April 21, 2016)
  4. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66986505/#66987448
  5. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67023909/#67031224
  6. Outcome: Collingwood won by 69 points
  7. DAMAGE CONTROL: http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67083844/#67091467
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  9. 2. Port Adelaide to curb stomp the Cats (April 23, 2016)
  10. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67023909/#67031666
  11. Outcome: Geelong won by 48 points
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  13. 3. Sydney will win the Premiership (July 14, 2016)
  14. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69524617/#69538525
  15. Outcome: Western Bulldogs won the Premiership
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  17. 4. Hawthorn getting BTFO (July 14, 2016)
  18. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69524617/#69538604
  19. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69524617/#69539218
  20. Outcome: Hawthorn won by 5 points
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  23. REALITY CHECK DISAPPEARED FOR MOST OFTHE SEASON HERE. PROBABLY BECAUSE HIS NARRATIVE GOT BTFO
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  26. 5. GWS will win the Premiership (August 4, 2016 and way too many more to list)
  27. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69869640/#69869640
  28. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70061486/#70063568
  29. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70406203/#70406203
  30. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70537031/#70537659
  31. Outcome: GWS out in the preliminary final
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  33. 6. Hawthorn making the Grand Final (August 4, 2016)
  34. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69869640/#69869640
  35. Outcome: Hawthorn out in the semi final
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  37. 7. Carlton to win (August 7, 2016)
  38. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69966892/#69969513
  39. Outcome: St. Kilda won by 71 points
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  41. 8. AFL has never been in the Olympics (August 9, 2016)
  42. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70076703/#70076703
  43. Truth: AFL was a demonstration sport at the 1956 Melbourne Olympics
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  45. 9. Hawthorn will beat West Coast (August 16, 2016)
  46. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70406203/#70406312
  47. Outcome: West Coast won by 25 points
  48. DAMAGE CONTROL: http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70537031/#70540941
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  50. 10. Anybody who tipped St. Kilda to beat Richmond is a retardo (August 20, 2016)
  51. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70577298/#70587196
  52. Outcome: St. Kilda by 9 points
  53. DAMAGE CONTROL: http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70577298/#70590288
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  55. 11. Melbourne to beat Carlton (August 21, 2016)
  56. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70638736/#70639443
  57. Outcome: Carlton by 20 points
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  59. 12. Melbourne vs. Carlton will end in a draw (August 21, 2016)
  60. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70638736/#70644962
  61. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70638736/#70650174
  62. Outcome: It didn't.
  63. DAMAGE CONTROL: http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70638736/#70652118
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  65. 13. Essendon reserves to beat Footscray (September 11, 2016)
  66. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71113879/#71130331
  67. Outcome: Footscray by 19 points
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  69. 14. Bulldogs won't beat Hawthorn (September 12, 2016)
  70. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71162653/#71169148
  71. Outcome: They did
  72. DAMAGE CONTROL: http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71251443/#71262260
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  74. 15. Bulldogs won't win the Grand Final/Sydney will win (September 26, 2016, TOO FUCKING MANY TO LIST)
  75. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71500899/#71501243
  76. Outcome: They fucking did
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  78. 16. Bulldogs won't win the Grand Final because of Buddy Franklin and Sydney's stacked midfield, and the size of the MCG (September 26, 2016)
  79. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71500899/#71501380
  80. Outcome: They did win, Sydney's midfield failed hard, Franklin kicked ONE GOAL
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  82. 24. Goalkickers for the Grand Final (October 1, 2016)
  83. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71579962/#71581345
  84. Outcome: 8 things wrong, Reality Check wrong 8 times
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  86. 25. Sydney will be "lairising" by 3/4 time (October 1, 2016)
  87. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71585442/#71585650
  88. Outcome: They weren't even leading at 3/4 time.
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