Saucy Night's at Frieda's: Chica Introduces herself.

[Chica suddenly appears outside Michael Schmidt's office]

Voicework done by popcorn: http://picosong.com/ffDR/

"Oh, why hello there good sir. I see that you are the new man of security for this fine ah...establishment. Ah! where are my manners. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Chica the chicken. But of course, you can call me Chica, darlin. Oh now now, don't get all scared cause i'm steppin on into your office hon. I ain't in the mood right now for stuffin you. Or rather, i'm in the mood for a different kind of stuffing, hehehe. With that aside, i thought i'd swing by and ease away any tension we might have. Since we will be working together, we'll be seeing each other...alot. I mean, really. Now why would a little ol Chick like me be this persistent? Well first and foremost, i am a pizza chef. I make a large variety of Pizza's with various toppings & styles. Only made with the freshest ingredients, why? because i only have the most highest of standards when providing kids & families a meal to eat. There by, it would be rude of me not to bring you a late night bite to eat Mr. Schmidt. Now, on the other reason for my persistence is...well...i'll be honest with you. You look like a charming gentlemen who can keep a secret, so i'll let mama bird chirp you in about lil ol me. Now aside from being a professional Pizza chef, i am also a lady. And i know what your thinking this very moment. 'But Chica, you're an Animatronic modeled after a chicken!'. And while that may be true by some standards...I'm a woman in more ways than one Mikey. *sound of her sitting on his lap* Believe it or not sug, i don't see too many stallions stride through here. And i'll be frank, you are very appealing...in this chickadee's eyes. *laughs a little sultry* oh my, you are more red in the face than 27 year old fermented Pizza sauce. It's so cute. Well, now that we are more comfortable with each other, i must depart now, and make my nightly rounds. But don't worry, I'll be sure to pay you another visit later... but will you be ready for it?"