"Splatfest"

Grandpa Joe:
Joining a new match in Splatoon...
I expect nothing but our doom
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me

'Cause all of their team is missing
I've got a neon twinkle in my eye

We thought we didn't have a chance,
But now my team's faith has been enhanced
And hopefully all those snails'll be ours
What an amazing thing

'Cause all of their team is missing

[Spoken]
It's ours, poopdick92!

[Sung]
I've got a Krak-On Roller in his way

[Spoken]
Booyah, guys!

[Sung]
Grandpa Joe and Charlie:
I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and say
"Marie's team will finally lose!"
I never thought that I would be
Showering them in misery
'Cause I'd have said:

Charlie:
It couldn't be done

Grandpa Joe:
But it can be done!

[Spoken]
Use your subweapon!

Here I go!

Watch my speed!

[Sung]

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the ranking of a Fiend
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

Grandpa Joe and Charlie:
'Cause all of their team is missing
I've got a neon chance to make my way
And with a team all missing, it's a fresh old day!

Grandpa Joe:
[Spoken]
Just look there, look at him run!

Grandpa Joe and Charlie:
[Sung]
'Cause I'd have said,
It couldn't be done

Grandpa Joe:
But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the ranking of a Fiend
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

'Cause all of their team is missing


Grandpa Joe and Charlie:
'All of their team is missing
I've got a neon chance to make my way
And with a team all missing, it's a fresh old day!
And with a team all missing, it's a fresh old day!