Holsety's Hits (Short Version Edited)

"Holsety's Hits"
- the shortened version

[27/01/15 6:37:43 PM] Holsety: I wanna be
[27/01/15 6:37:45 PM] Holsety: the very best
[27/01/15 6:37:54 PM] Holsety: like noone ever was
[27/01/15 6:37:59 PM] Holsety: to piss off matty is my real test
[27/01/15 6:38:06 PM] Holsety: to piss everyone else of was the result
[27/01/15 6:38:11 PM] Holsety: I will travel across kanto
[27/01/15 6:38:14 PM] Holsety: being a fucking prick
[27/01/15 6:38:24 PM] Holsety: each tribute to meet
[27/01/15 6:38:26 PM] Holsety: and backstab
[27/01/15 6:38:30 PM] Holsety: until i see their insides
[27/01/15 6:38:33 PM] Holsety: TNG3
[27/01/15 6:38:36 PM] Holsety: ITS YOU AND ME
[27/01/15 6:38:41 PM] Holsety: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY
[27/01/15 6:38:48 PM] Holsety: repeat everything
[27/01/15 6:38:50 PM] Holsety: everything.
[27/01/15 6:40:11 PM] Holsety: I DON"T KNOW THE FUCKING LINES
[27/01/15 6:40:17 PM] Holsety: THAT I CAN RELATE
[27/01/15 6:40:21 PM] Holsety: TO THE BUTTHURT

[27/01/15 6:41:27 PM] Holsety: JOHTO TIME
[27/01/15 6:41:31 PM] Holsety: ARE YOU READY KIDS
[27/01/15 6:41:43 PM] Shup: aye aye captain

[27/01/15 6:43:30 PM] Holsety: It's a whole new BULLSHIT TWIST.

Everybody wants to be a TRIBUTE
Everybody wants to show their skills
Everybody wants to get TO THE BATTLE POINT AT THE LAST FUCKING MINUTE HOLY SHIT.
Make their way to the top of the hill

Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better THAN THE SCRUB ON THE OUTS.
Each step you climb is one more step up the FOOD CHAIN

It's a whole new BULLSHIT TWIST
It's a whole new way to see HOLSETY
It's a whole new place with THE WORST ATTITUTES
But you still gotta NOT GET LAST. AND BE THE BEST BUT WORSE THAT ME

TNG3 IN JOHTO!

It's a whole new TWIST IN TNG3!
I STOPED WRITING THE LAST 3 LINES BECAUSE MATTY REALIZED HE SHOULDA PUT ME ON THE APPLICATION ISNTEAD OF NOOB WHAT THE FUCK

[27/01/15 6:44:59 PM] Holsety: I WANNA BE A HERO
[27/01/15 6:45:03 PM] Holsety: THAT ONES NEXT

[27/01/15 6:48:13 PM] Holsety: A dickhead from the dirty south, with a brand new world to see.
Don't know what's ahead but it won't get the best of me (forgot the first line but fly missed)
There's so much to learn about being a human being and battles to be won
I've advanced so far but still there's always more to come!

Take a step and then TNG5 happened
Gonna start all over again

I wanna not fuck up TNG5
HOLSETY BULLSHIT: Advanced!
I'm on my way!
I wanna be an ASSHOLE!
Give me just like my 10th chance...
And the future will decide that Shulk is erally feeling it...
If there's a heart buried deep inside...
I wanna be an asshole!
[27/01/15 6:49:20 PM] Holsety: I think everyone isreally going to be feeling this backlog
[27/01/15 6:49:23 PM] Holsety: what do you guys think

[27/01/15 6:54:08 PM] Brody (oh): Holsety's TNG3: The Animated Adventures
[27/01/15 6:54:27 PM] Brody (oh): Coming to newgrounds at some point, who knows

[27/01/15 6:55:18 PM] Holsety: MULTI BATTLES!
MULTI BATTLES!
It's time for adventure,
HOLSETY AND MOO.
We can MAKE MATTY LOSE!
MULTI BATTLES!
It's all about lying to moo fucking regardless.
It's a brand new game
and a brand new twist.
Same Assholes,
as you fight for survival.
Nothing can stop you,
Holsety and Moo!
MultiBattles!
It's all about the battle.
You gotta play smart and let holsety do everything. You gotta make murdercow have sex with everything.
every win there's a chance to begin, again (not really its final 4)!
You gotta take it all FROM MURDERCOWS ATTRACT!
MULTIBATTLES!
MULTIBATTLES!
It's time for THE MOST FUCKED UP BATTLE LOG TO DATE!
HOLSETY AND MOO!
We can make some sponsors butthurt!
MURDERCOW!
WINONA THE SUICUNE WITH THE WRONG NAME!
ROCK SLIDE BEING SHIT!
ENTEI HAVING A DIRTY MIND!
It's time for some half ass stragety,
HOLSETY AND MOO.
We can JUST USE THUNDER WAVE AND ATTRACT AND WE WIN.
HOLSETY!
MOO!

[27/01/15 6:58:24 PM] Brody (oh): "Preorder Holsety's Hits from your local JB-Hifi for only $666 starting right now. Featuring hit singles such as TNG3, Bullshit Twist, I wanna be an Asshole and Holsety and Moo"

[27/01/15 7:05:18 PM] Holsety: It's the master TWIST
The power's in GM hands
TOURNAMENT!

Full version1.0
JIRACHIS!
It's a battle, win or lose. unless you are against ZEBRA!
It's the SHIT TEAM YOU HAVE SO FAR, it'sNOT A JIRACHI
You've got the right stuff IF ITS A JIRACHI
So USE REST AND NOT STUN SPORE
Find the courage inside of you

If you're HOLSETY AND ZEBRA YOU"LL SURVIVE
And you'll keep your YOUR MONS ALIVE UNLESS LOLFIRST OUT
It's the FIRST REAL BUTTHURT IN TNG3
TOURNAMENT 1.0!

Be the best you can be
And GET FUCKED BY JIRACHI
It's the master plan
The power's IN JIRACHI
TOURNAMENT 1.0!

You've got the
HAX TO MANIPULATE IT
So SUB FOR NOOB IN IT
If you're smart you can take it all LIKE FUCKING HOLSETY WHO 1HKO THAT SON BITCH LIKE MAGNITUTE 9.0 IN THE SEA!

If you're strong you'll survive
And you'll keep your dream alive, but fuck it over with a region swap!
It's Tournament 1.0
Pokémon!

Be the best you can be
And make murdercow have sex with things.
It's the master plan
(Self Lactation!)
The power's in your utters!
Tournament 1.0!

[27/01/15 7:21:27 PM] Holsety: Let's do it!
I wanna be the very best
But I challenged second place (what the fuck shup)
To draft shit is my real test!
To be revived is my cause

My whole life has led to this (ME MISSING FLY)
Time for ANOTHER TRIBUTE TO GET A SECOND CHANCE
I know I just can't miss (THIS IS THE ORIGINAL LINE DON"T FUCK WITH IT)
Gonna show the world another loss!

Born again to be a loser
Born again to lose moar battles
Born again to have even shittier luck!
Born again to be the very best in all stars!
Born again to be a winner!
I"lol we lost already"

Every shit mon I get drafted
With courage I will face (like bullshit from holsety and noob for 2 more months)
I will miss battle points every day!
To be gold and noob's whipping boy!

Shit on my odds of winning, the time is shit we are in a hiatus!
There's no better team (Tokyo got suicune god fucking damnit!)
Arm in Leg  we'll win the fight
Gonna not lose the other ones!

Born again to REPLACE THE DROPOUTS
Born again to get revenge on the redneck dipshit
Born again to be a winner
Born again to be NOT 13th place (Shup our plans I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!)
(Holsety farts***)
Tokyo was the winner!
Born again to get stuck in a shit alliance!
Born again to tolerate the winner!
Born again to not hate holsety in comparison!
Born again to hear Matty feel bad!
(born again to facepalm over this)
Born again to be in this song!
Dead fuckers!
[27/01/15 7:22:04 PM] Holsety: ______-
[27/01/15 7:22:05 PM] Holsety: ____________
[27/01/15 7:22:06 PM] Holsety: Let's do it!
I wanna be the very best
But I challenged second place (what the fuck shup)
To draft shit is my real test!
To be revived is my cause

My whole life has led to this (ME MISSING FLY)
Time for ANOTHER TRIBUTE TO GET A SECOND CHANCE
I know I just can't miss (THIS IS THE ORIGINAL LINE DON"T FUCK WITH IT)
Gonna show the world another loss!

Born again to be a loser
Born again to lose moar battles
Born again to have even shittier luck!
Born again to be the very best in all stars!
Born again to be a winner!
I"lol we lost already"

Every shit mon I get drafted
With courage I will face (like bullshit from holsety and noob for 2 more months)
I will miss battle points every day!
To be gold and noob's whipping boy!

Shit on my odds of winning, the time is shit we are in a hiatus!
There's no better team (Tokyo got suicune god fucking damnit!)
Arm in Leg  we'll win the fight
Gonna not lose the other ones!

Born again to REPLACE THE DROPOUTS
Born again to get revenge on the redneck dipshit
Born again to be a winner
Born again to be NOT 13th place (Shup our plans I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!)
(Holsety farts***)
Tokyo was the winner!
Born again to get stuck in a shit alliance!
Born again to tolerate the winner!
Born again to not hate holsety in comparison!
Born again to hear Matty feel bad!
(born again to facepalm over this)
Born again to be in this song!
Dead fuckers!