A Couple in Equestria Part 1

>you woke up with a terrible headache
>your vision is blurry for a bit but it soon clears up
>you see your windshield completely cracked which than reminds you of what happened before you woke up
>you were driving on a mountain side during a bad storm
>but the worst part is that your girlfriend was with you and she usually forgets to put her seat belt on
>you quickly snap to your right and see her in the passenger seat still unconscious and breathing
>you noticed that both of your seat belts saved your lives
>you look out your window and see you're in a forest
>you guess it must be the forest below the mountain
>you suddenly hear murmurs coming from your girlfriend Femanon
Anon: Hey babe don't freak out but we were in an accident
>you try to sound calming as possible
>she opens her eyes and you can see the look of confusion
Femanon: Oh my gawd...I could have been dead, no we could have been dead.
>she begins to cry and you try to be comforting as possible
Anon: Baby please don't cry. Everything is fine now, we are alive, I have insurance, and the important thing is that we are alive and well
>she stops crying and just wipes the tears away
>she notices that the car is stuck in a tree
Femanon: Yeah you're right but still we went off a mountain. How are we going to get down?
>you think and decide to go first down so you can help her come down
Anon: Just watch what I do and then I'll help you down
Femanon: Be careful when you’re getting down. We are stuck in a tree and this car could fall off with too much movement
>you give her a reassuring smile
Anon: Don't worry I got this
>you plan on unbuckling yourself and smashing the window as you fall and grab onto a branch
>as soon as you unbuckle your belt gravity becomes a bitch and has your head smashing into the window and having your body fall on two branches and ending up hitting the ground
Femanon: How bad was it!?
>you just grunt and try to breath in some air since the wind was knocked out of you
>you get up and take a moment to recover
Femanon: Baby are you okay?
>you grunt and crack your back
Anon: Yeah I am fine just had the wind knocked out of me
>you look back at the tree and see that you can climb back up and use some of the branches as a platform
>you think it is strange on how well that car is stuck in that tree
>you hear movements from above
Anon: Hey don't do anything yet
>you hear the branches move and bam she lands right in front of you on her feet
Anon: wow I am impressed, how did you get down?
>you see her give a cocky smile
Femanon: Well I am flexible remember? I just put my legs out from under the dashboard and got ready to land on the big branch once I let the buckle go. Then once I was on the branch I hopped off of it and got ready for the impact. Now let’s get a signal because I couldn't find one up there and my phone is low on battery
>you give her a kiss and take your phone out
>well fuck, your phone seems to have smashed on the way down
Anon: Yeah my phone is broken
>your girlfriend grabs your face and moves it around inspecting it
Femanon: It's not that bad but we need to clean you up
>you noticed that she didn't bring her purse with her
Anon: I am going back up the tree to get some stuff out. I suggest you stay back some yards away in case it falls or something
>you climb up the tree and steady yourself on a big branch
>you try to figure out how to get up in the car to get Femanon's purse, insurance card, and your messenger bag
>you noticed how some tree branches lead up a bit
>you think how crazy t is that this huge tree has its branches supporting a car, yourself, and withstanding all these movements
>you climb up from one branch to another and another till you hop in the backseat
>you grab your messenger bag and put on
>you than search for Femanon's purse which was a bitch to get since it was under the dashboard
>you open the glove compartment and get out the insurance card and Femanon's iPad
>you make sure everything is carefully placed securely in your messenger bag
>you carefully try to get down successfully fall on the big branch but to only hurt your ankle a little
>you then jump off the big branch to only hurt the other ankle a little and make the previous injured one worse
>you fall on your ass and begin to rub them hoping it will make a difference
Femanon: Well, that wasn't smart. Can you bear it to walk? Also thanks for bringing down my iPad and purse
>she bends over and kisses your cheek
>that shit heals you a little and you can bear it and walk
Femanon: so while you were busying up there I tried to find a signal and well I found something strange. The mountain isn’t around here, there is only but forest and more forest
Anon: ...What?
Femanon: yeah I think we must have rolled far away or...random black hole?
Anon: No the mountain has to be here because the rest is flat land and then farms and private properties
>you see her still staring at you
Femanon: Anon...they would have gone looking for us by now
>you remember why you had to go through the road on this mountain
>your blondy of girlfriend has her parents living on an estate
>and you wanted to come here so you could ask for her hand
Anon: Yeah your father would have had called his police friends to look for us but let’s just walk around and search for a road
>you go walk around and eventually both of you have agreed that both of you have gone through some worm hole
>eventually the trees begin to thin and Femanon points out there is a small town close up ahead
>Femanon takes out her phone
Femanon: Yeah there are no bars and my phone will be dead in minutes
Anon: Shit, it may be my imagination but have you noticed how...blue and empty the sky seems and how the sun seems different?
Femanon: Yeah kind of but did you see how that tree was holding in the car in place for so long and it doesn't even move?
Anon: yeah I did while I was in the car getting our stuff
>you both beginning to head towards the town hoping to find help and get a way to Femanon parent's home
Femanon: there aren't any towns really close to the mountain
Anon: Yeah last few times we visited your parents we had to drive far to go to the store
>you both are shock to find the town residents being colored horses
Femanon: it's like as if my sister's childhood came alive
Anon: ...
Femanon: Babe?
>you still don't respond to her
>you pass out
****
>you wake up to look up to see Femanon's beautiful blue eyes
>you can't help but grin
Anon: I had the strangest dream that we were in a "My Little Pony" world and that we weren't in our world any-
Femanon: I’m sorry but that wasn't a dream
Anon: Lol whut?
>you look around and see that you are in a doctor's office but it seems small
>the door opens to reveal a purple unicorn and a white pony in a lab coat
>you pass out again
******
>you wake up to see purple eyes staring at you
Anon: YOU AREN'T MY GIRLFRIEND!
>you fail to see the purple unicorn blush
>TS: "Actually she is with Rainbow Dash in the waiting room"
Anon: shit and you can talk...sigh it’s like the show
>TS: "What show?"
>you wonder that if you reveal that there was a show that they are based off of, than would their world be destroyed
>fuck it not taking the risk
Anon: nothing, I am still confused. So what happened?
>TS: "Well I was recently called in but I guess I should let your gurlfriend and Rainbow Dash do the explaining"
>you see a flash of light and she is gone
>you sit up and see the door open revealing Femanon, a blue pegasus, and the purple unicorn
Anon: Babe are you okay? Has anything happened?
Femanon: I should be asking you those questions
>RD: Rainbow Dash here, I saw you lying down on the ground while your girlfriend over here was trying to wake you up. I quickly asked some questions than I helped carry you over here to get checked up. I then got my friend Twilight over here to study you to see if she could be any help
>you take all of this in and the one thing you didn't like was the word "study"
Anon: Okay...so where are we?
Femanon: We are in Equestria; we think that something happened on the mountain when we were driving through the storm
>TS: It could be possible that you must have fell off of your mountain on your cart and struck by lightning and somehow went through teleportation in our world
Anon: Or this is all bullshit and I am dead. Yeah I say this is all bullshit.
>the ponies look at you oddly for using a strange term in front of them
Femanon: Hey, I know this is weird but it is real. We are in a world of ponies and we are stuck here possibly.
>you look at her and you hear but nope you still don't listen
Anon: No I must be dead and...
>you think that if you're dead than Femanon is dead as well
>you start having tears in your eyes you pansy
Femanon: Oh honey, I know this is hard but at least we have each other
Anon: BUT WE DON'T! YOU'RE NOT REAL! THE REAL YOU IS DEAD AND IT IS ALL MY FAULT!
>your girl kisses you which stops you from crying
Femanon: Nothing is your fault, I am alive and well and so are you
>she gives you a smile which causes you to smile
>you think on how real that kiss felt
>you’re alive!
>Femanon is alive which is better
>you hug her with all your strength
Femanon: Yeah I love you too and you’re hurting my boobs
>you let go right away
Anon: Oh my god, I am sorry! Are they okay?
Femanon: Ha-ha Yeah they are but a little sore. Sometimes I think you love me for my boobs.
Anon: nah, it's just a bonus
Femanon: ha-ha you're such an idiot
Anon: but I am your idiot
Femanon: yes you are
>Femanon is going for another kiss but someone coughs to interrupt you guys
>RD: Yeah sorry it was kind of getting uncomfortable. I am not into bestiality but it seems Twilight is
>Rainbow snickers as Twilight who seems to have been taking notes is blushing furiously
>TS: I am not interested in watching animals mate Rainbow. I was just taking notes on these hoomans behaviors
>you think you need to watch out for this bitch
Anon: We are all technically animals Twinkle, you, me, her, and him
>every p0ny stares at you
>whut?
>Femanon leans to your ear and whispers
Femanon: I think these ponies are prejudice
Anon: you mean racists more specifically
Femanon: not really a race
Anon: human race duh
Femanon: okay smart-ass
>while you and your girl were fighting you both didn't notice the other ponies whispering amongst themselves as well
>all whisperings ends once the door burst opens smashing twilight into the wall and revealing a pink pony with a canon
>itsatrap.jpg
>you push your girlfriend down behind the hospital bed and on top of her
Femanon: WHAT THE HELL ANON!?
>Unknown Pony: Did somp0ny say there are new p0nies in town?
>you hear a blast and cover her even more
>confetti and streamers, confetti and streamers everywhere
>Unknown pony: Welcome welcome welco-
Anon: What the hell man?!
>you see a flash of light
>TS: Pinkie Pie you scared the hoomans, you need to be careful around them
>PP: Oh I am sorry Twilight; I never knew somep0ny can be afraid of a greeting
Anon: You broke in with a cannon, HOW THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED!?
>PP: Oh I'm sorry; my Welcome Cart wasn't ready and working properly so I used my party cannon.
>you look over the hospital bed to see a sad pink pony
>you can't help but accept her apology because she just looks so damn cute
Okay, apology accepted
>you see the pink pony give a big grin to you
>PP: I am going to through a party, a Welcome to Ponyville Huemen
>you think it's strange that they can't say human
Femanon: Get off of me. NOW!
>oh shit you forgot you were still on top of her
>you get off of her and help her up
>she slaps your arm
Femanon: Well a party sounds nice but we have to go get ready to find shelter for the night and the rest of our lives
>you suddenly remember your blue box in your pocket and pat it down to make sure it's safe
>Yep it's still there
>your stomach grumbles but only Femanon noticed it
Femanon: we also have to eat as well. We haven't eaten anything yet
>TS: Don't worry, I think we can find you a place with somep0ny and you can come with me to a restaurant to eat. My treat
>she gave you a smile which then turned to a nervous one
>TS: ah also I was wondering if you could answer some questions
>she gave you a sheepish smile
Anon: I think its fine but let’s check with Femanon
Femanon: Yeah it seems fine. Let’s go and make new friends
>PP: But don't worry about dinner though because at the party there will be cupcakes, cookies, ca-
>some p0ny walked in
>Unknown p0ny: Rainbow Dash, you're needed back at the office
>RD: Well gotta go guys, see ya humans later
>you all noticed Pinkie was still talking
>RD: Let me spare you guys
>she drags Pinkie away leaving you, Femanon, Twilight, and the doctor
>you hear someone clear their throat
>Doc: Well, you seem fine but now I really don't know much about these huemans. But please help me get default knowledge of your health.
>for the rest of the hour you and Femanon are checked and asked to have the doctor have a file ready in case of any emergency
>Doc: Okay well we need a blood sample and some urine and you two are done for the day
Anon: Whoa whoa whoa wait...I don't trust you with my arms Doc
>TS: Then trust me, I can be very precise with my magic
Anon: ...on second thought go for it Doc
>Femanon slaps your arm
Femanon: Twilight while Anon gets his blood taken, you can take mine
>Doc: Actually a nurse will do that for you
>after the blood and urine is taken you three leave to go have lunch
Anon: So Twilight, what do you guys eat? Are you a vegetarian culture or omnivores?
>TS: Vegetarian and are you too as well?
Femanon: We are omnivores but some of us prefer to be vegetarians which isn't frown upon. I prefer mostly to be more of a veggie eater while Anon here may actually miss the meet
Anon: but don't worry I won’t hurt anyone or anything. We aren't brutes or savages
>you see Twilight taking more notes down
>TS: figures since I can tell by your teeth that you're mixed
>Twilight stops in front of a building
>TS: We can eat here; they have a nice selection you could enjoy
>all of you walk in and sit down
>Femanon has no trouble but your chair squeak s as you sit down
>you really hope that it doesn't brake
>a waiter walks up to you guys
>Waiter: I apologize Miss Sparkle but you cannot have pets in the restaurant
>you get mad
Anon: I am sorry but WE aren't pets. We are humans that think, talk, and feel like you do. But if it really troubles you that we are here than we could just leave
>Asshole waiter: No, I just haven't seen your kind of monsters before
Femanon: we AREN'T monsters, we are sentient beings just like you that are civilized. Unlike you we do not judge others on appearance
>Douche-bag waiter: It is fine, I will take your order, you huenmans
>you get up
Anon: No no no sir, how about fuck you and go to hell
>you walk out of there with Femanon following you as well as Twilight Sparkle
Femanon: Can you believe him? Calling US monsters
Anon: Twilight does your society have a race class or something
>TS: Well there is pegasus, unicorns, and earth ponies but we are a unified society
Anon: and are there any other sentient animals?
>TS: Oh yes zebras, goats, cows, bulls, etc. It happens, there is a zebra that lives close by and when she would visit the town. Whoa everyp0ny would hide away in fear but now it has changed. There are times when other uh animals are not seen as an equal but they are just naive ponies
>you look at her realizing there are Niggers, Middle Eastern, Indians, and Mexican equivalents in this country
Anon: Well I think you should teach your children about equality. Where we are form it isn't perfect but we try to be equals. We to have a race class and sadly it can be offensive but really though as far as it seems. You pony kind don't really see another sentient being as an equal.
>you walk away towards the forest
Femanon: Where are you going?
Anon: To get our stuff
>TS: Don't go in there; it is dangerous when night comes. Please stay here and be safe
Both Femanon and Twilight: Please stay here Anon
>you look at both of them and calm down
Anon: Sorry it's just this really got to me. Twilight, you see us as something else right?
>TS: Yes but not as animals but more like aliens that I would treat the same as any other ponies. Believe me even Dash sees you as a friend and she usually assumes the worst of others. Ha-ha she thought I was a spy for Celestia our princess and goddess
>you and Femanon look into each other's eyes
Both of you: Fuck...
>TS: uhm excuse me but what does "fuck" and "hell" mean?
Femanon: Well it's difficult to explain for "fuck" and well I would explain "hell" another day. There is too much to talk about our world
>TS: I see and I must explain ours as well to you
Anon: wow babe we're immigrants
Femanon: yeah illegal immigrants
>TS: do not worry; you are welcomed here in Equestria as a citizen
>you look at her wondering how their government works
>you think twilight is a diehard patriot for her country and their princess
>you don't know it yet but absolutely fucking right
Anon: okay well let’s go eat
Femanon: yeah I am getting really hungry
Anon: Twilight where else can we go to eat?
>TS: My place actually, I can make us dinner or better yet Spike can make us dinner and we can chat about the difference of our worlds
>Spike? Do they have dogs as pets or servants?
>you chit chat with Twilight learning more about their world and giving any information about your world that compares or contrast to theirs
>you three finally arrived to a big tree that looks like it belongs to Keebles
>you and Femanon have to bend to get in
Femanon: I feel like I am in a hobbit's home
Anon: Yeah
>TS: What is a hobbit?
Femanon: A smaller version of us humans with some difference to us. They are just a mythical species
Anon: But since we are talking to a unicorn, and earlier we saw a peagsus than maybe hobbits exist somewhere in this universe or another
>Twilight looks at you strangely
Anon: In our world magic, talking ponies, unicorns and pegasuses are mythical creatures and magic just doesn't exist
>TS: A world without magic...
>you see her already big eyes get even bigger
Femanon: Oh a giant lizard
>you see where Femanon is looking at and see a sleeping small purple Godzilla asleep on a couch in a corner
>TS: Oh that is Spike; he’s my number one assistant
>you whisper to Femanon
Anon: I think she means slave
Femanon: shush she will hear you
>TS: I guess I will let him sleep a bit since Pinkie is throwing a party and he will want to go
>Twilight heads off to a kitchen to prepare food
Anon: SO she lives in a library
Femanon: which is a tree
>you just shake your head on how this world is
Femanon: They are pretty and weird. The ponies I mean, they are cute but it's a lot to take in
Anon: I am surprised you're not freaking out
Femanon: Oh hell yeah I did while you fainted. But eventually I had to calm down and accept it
Anon: Did your screaming catch Rainbow's attention?
Femanon: ha-ha actually yeah it did
>you see her blush
>you can't help but pull her into a hug
Anon: I love it when you blush
Femanon: I know you do
>you go in for a kiss
>Spike: eeww gross, take it to a room
>your thoughts are filled of you fucking Femanon
Anon: Uh listen uh dragon?
>Spike: Yes dragon, and what are you two?
Femanon: We are humans
>Spike: Okay cool, time to sleep again
>TS: SPPPIIKKKEEEE! You can help me
>Spike: Coming Twilight, well gotta help out Twilight
Anon: Don't you mean Masta'
>you get hit in the ribs by Femanon
>Spike: uh no actually?
Femanon: Just ignore him; he is a bit of an idiot
>Spike: Okay
Anon: I love you too sweetie
>Femanon gives you a teasing smile
>TS: Hey the food is ready
>you follow Twilight to her kitchen and see salad, sandwiches, and apples
>you guys eat and chit chat various things dealing with your world and theirs
>TS: And that’s how I now live in Ponyville
Anon: That story would have been a good show for kids
>TS: Did you enjoy our early dinner?
Femanon: Yeah Twilight it was actually really good. Surprisingly the flower sandwiches were good
Anon: I enjoyed the salad and Apples. I really like apples which tasted sweet and fresh
>TS: I will tell Applejack that you find her apples delicious
>you help out with the dishes
Femanon: We should go to Pink's party
Anon: Where is it?
>Suddenly a Pinkie Pie appears
>she’s in a cookie jar...
PP: It's in Applejack's barn
>and she goes back in
>you go to it and look in it again and again
>there is no pink pony
Femanon: Calm down and don't freak out or else I will too
>TS: It's Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie
>you head off to Sweet Apple Acres
>on the way Twilight gives you on what she knows about the Apples
>you arrive at the barn finally after walking past all those delicious apples
Everyp0ny: WELCOME to P0NYVILLE
>both you and Femanon are taken back because you weren't expecting to see a lot of ponies
Femanon: It's like a rainbow
>RD: Hey did somep0ny called me
Anon: Hey RD
>RD: How has your first day in P0nyville gone?
Femanon: It went okay
Anon: Until some asshole p0ny treated us like shit
>you see RD get mad
>RD: What? Who was it? I'll teach them not to mess with my friends
>Achievement Unlocked: First Pony Friend
Femanon: It's fine though but let’s get back to the party
>you both meet every p0ny at the party
>this party may be like a kids party but you admit it was fun
>you see Femanon is enjoying a conversation with Fluttershy and Rarity
>AJ: So Anon, how are ya?
Anon: Oh uh hello Applejack, I am doing great. I gotta say your apples taste pretty sweet
>AJ: Yeah, but you have to give some praise to my brother, Big MacIntosh
>you see where her hoof points to see the big red stallion talking with Femanon
>you wonder why they call him Big if because he is big or "big"
Anon: Okay, he sure is big
>AJ: Yeah, I do find it strange though, he normally is quiet at the parties
>Jealous mode activated
Anon: oh really huh? Okay, so I gotta ask...can I try on your hat?
>Applejack gives you a look
Anon: Sorry it just looks cool
>AJ: It's fine sugarcube and sure you can. But please do be careful with it
>you try on Applejack's hat
>you hear Applejack giggle
Anon: What? Does it look funny on me? I know it's small but I thought it wouldn't be too funny
>AJ: Nah sugarcube, it just looks cute on you
>she blushes and you blush as well
>you guys are laughing
>Femanon, Spike, and Twilight join you
>TS: Hey we should go it is getting late
>Spike yawns which then begins a big domino effect that has everyone yawning
Anon: Yeah we should but we don't have a place to sleep
Femanon: Twilight says she has room for us to sleep on a hay mattress on her floor
Anon: Thank you Twilight
>TS: Oh it's nothing, that's what friends are for
Anon: Okay but we can't stay for long; I need to get a job
Femanon: I got a job with Rarity actually as a helper
Anon: Cool so it's just me...
>AJ: Well you can work with me here on the farm. We could always use an extra hoof around here
>you interrupt Femanon before she can speak
Anon: You got it boss
>Achievement Unlocked: Get a job
>you and Femanon came to the party friendless, jobless, and homeless but now that's changed
>you exit out the party when suddenly everything feels weird and goes bright for a second
>you are now outside of Twilight’s door
Anon: What the hell man. Shit I gotta puke now
>Femanon beats you to it and throws up in Twilights flowers
>next thing you know everyone is throwing up
>you, twilight, spike, Femanon, and some random few ponies
>throw up, throw up everywhere
Anon: Oh god it feels like a scene from family guy
>TS: BLLRRUAAARHHH! What’s Family Guy? BLRUUAAGGGHHH
Femanon: Another day Twilig-BLLRRRUUGGGHHH
>after that pukefest and cleaning yourself up twilight has the bed ready for you two
>TS: Uhm please uhm this is hard but please do not mate in my spare mattress
Anon: ha-ha we won't
>Femanon is just blushing like crazy
Femanon: Good night Twilight and by the way...
>TS: Yes I know, never teleport you without telling you
Femanon: thank you
>you lay down on the mattress
>Femanon cuddles up next to you
Femanon: I love you Anon
Anon: I love you too
>You feel her tension
Anon: Don't worry babe, I will always be here for you
>you close your eyes and couldn't hear what she said before you knocked out for the night
********
End of Part 1 of A Couple in Equestria