Quotes from a chatroom

WhatArandomName: ...And I didn't have to do all the Dragonborn quests in one night because I thought it wouldn't be around on Monday, and I wasn't here most of the other days of the weekend.
WhatArandomName: Lol.
Darkobra: Aren't you glad you did? :D
WhatArandomName: Somewhat. Apart from the fact I stayed up 'til 2 doing it, had to get up at 6 the next day, didn't get ANY sleep the next day, and didn't get much sleep last night.
WhatArandomName: Other than that, the tiny chance I have of winning anything but useless online points was totally worth it.
nullak: lol
ewr181: choad
WhatArandomName: And my laptop sounds like I'm frying eggs under it.
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Agency1234: can you recommend a good game? i cant think of anything
pikachugirl123: dude>?
Agency1234: hhm?
WhatArandomName: Legend of the Void 2 is pretty fun, in my opinion.
WhatArandomName: (Ten bucks says Toast disagrees)
Agency1234: ok, thanks
Toastman4: Don't listen to him.
Toastman4: He likes Rush.
WhatArandomName: HA.
WhatArandomName: Ten bucks please.
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KoolKat1996: had a good thankbody in my family is ss giving everybody in my family is so wasted tonight thank god!!!!!
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alexismaster11: how you say dumb in canaidian
WhatArandomName: "American"
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PixiChixi: *jumps on Flustys lap before Tarly gets there* :D
angeloflust: oof!
ZoeytheDemon: >.> his poor man parts
PixiChixi: I missed you, Zoey is too busy with Star
angeloflust: ok *gets all snuggly and hand wandery again*
Tarlanon: Who's man parts?
Tarlanon: I thought we established I have none
ZoeytheDemon: flusty's
ZoeytheDemon: they got jumped on
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Torkue12: Im not a kid\
Spiritus_Raptor: .*
Spiritus_Raptor: I'm*
zer0s: You're around the age of 13
WhatArandomName: You are 14 at most.
zer0s: You are a kid.
Torkue12: Nohh dick
WhatArandomName: ...
WhatArandomName: You have no dick?
zer0s: You don't have a dick?
WhatArandomName: XD
zer0s: Damn it warn xD
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dialMforMONKEY: The weight of free thought.
Irish_laddie69: Lol
Irish_laddie69: The weight of lunacy. And free Lunacy at that.
zombieslayer826: I love fashion ^^
dialMforMONKEY: Does thinking that you're the only sane person make you insane?
Irish_laddie69: No, It makes you a liberal science Professor.
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141Cross: i can feel my pulse through the inside of my nose
141Cross: does that make me gay
Cripple_King: well... gey
TimeToDill: dude
TimeToDill: remove your finger from the inside of your nose
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PastLife17: So apparently
PastLife17: My 10 year old sister is stuffing her bra with tissue
devin1337: Lol.
ThyPilferer: Good.
devin1337: That's... Bad.
ThyPilferer: Start them early.
devin1337: She's TEN. Lol.
skyren55: why have to put tissue
Rachiface: It's not unusual for tweens to want to be grown-ups
ThyPilferer: I said early, didn't I?
devin1337: 13, maybe
devin1337: But 10? Lol
Rachiface: She'll regret it once she has the back pain from actual boob weight
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Leroyswish: My tears will warm you up
Leroyswish: I cry jew fuel
Leroyswish: I'm an Autobot
Leroyswish: Jet fuel*
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Omgee: *insert comment about people who vote for [insert presidential candidate here]*
WhatArandomName: If I were [nationality] I'd vote [political party] because [second-hand reason].
Omgee: If I were [different nationality] I'd disagree with you because [irrelevant reason] and also [racist insult and/or ethnic slur].
WhatArandomName: Well clearly you [nationality]'s are ingrates and forgot about the time [number of generations ago] when [people died, and both countries were invloved]. Yeah. You're welcome.
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TimeToDill: It's my opinion, Snake
Snakeface: I know
Snakeface: I wiped my ass with it
Foie_Gras: Lol
TimeToDill: I know you're lying because Russians don't wipe.
Foie_Gras: LOL
Snakeface: You bastard
Foie_Gras: LMAO!!!!!!
Snakeface: Mother****er
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tidusrocks3: i know a fireman if you want to call him
tidusrocks3: he's kinda overweight and bald
tidusrocks3: but very nice guy
Momohammad2: sounds perfect
Momohammad2: digits
Momohammad2: now
tidusrocks3: 911
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icemandman: hi ppl
WhatArandomName: Hi person.
icemandman: sup asshole dude
WhatArandomName: I don't know. What's up your asshole, dude?
icemandman: no you are a mother ****er shit head bullshit
WhatArandomName: Rephrase that, please. It made no sense.
WhatArandomName: It still makes no sense.
icemandman: ****er
WhatArandomName: Four stars? Not bad.
icemandman: f u
WhatArandomName: No. G comes after f, not u.
icemandman: lol i am going to mute you now
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batillion223: James. You have no girlfriend.
batillion223: You sit in the corner, dick in hand, and have delusions of such.
JamesH423: yes i do bat
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demontacos: Oh, you're bored? I have a cure for that.
demontacos: Stand up.
demontacos: Are you standing?
jediknightkieran: yes
demontacos: What comes next may shock you, but will cure you of your boredom.
jediknightkieran: ok
demontacos: Are you sure you want to do this?
jediknightkieran: if it will cure my boredem
demontacos: All right, here it is then:
numonered: kill yourself
demontacos: STFU
demontacos: You stupid bastard.
demontacos: Now, here it is:
numonered: kill yourself
demontacos: STFU
demontacos: You stupid bastard,
jediknightkieran: just mute him
demontacos: Now, here it is.
LATER...
numonered: btw demon
demontacos: Yes?
numonered: kill yourself
demontacos: STFU
demontacos: You ****ING ASSHOLE BITCH!
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abocreature: ...MJ has a monster cock.
iammagical: Since he liked boys untelevized.
iammagical: Abo
iammagical: You would know?
abocreature: Yes.
iammagical: Get raped much?
SwaggerJacker17: yes
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zer0s: Umad?
RevanFan01: why no
RevanFan01: why not
zer0s: yahumad
sncorrea: so mad.
zer0s: ysomad?
Ovall: ohemad
zer0s: yhesomad?
RevanFan01: Imsomad
zer0s: yusomad
Ovall: Rapersomad
Darkobra: Remad
RevanFan01: Iamsomadicouldkillmyselfbutalasiwoun't
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zer0s: You now have a bomb that causes heart attacks.
Ovall: but who was phone
zer0s: Phone was phone.
Ovall: but phone can't phone, can phone?
zer0s: Yes, phone can phone.
Ovall: phone can phone phone?
zer0s: Phone can indeed phone phone with a phone.
Ovall: phone is impressive
zer0s: Phone is a phone after all.
zer0s: And phones can do anything.
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Galeblaze: prequels almost always come out after the first book
WhatArandomName: You can't really have something before something if there isn't somehting before the before.
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godofwar482: so whats up
emzy555: not much
godofwar482: not much what
VinceThePretzel: Nothing much is up.*
VinceThePretzel: Meaning nothing significant is happening at this point in time.
godofwar482: ook
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Mukyukker: We're just a rainbow on the endless poptart of nyan that is the universe
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WhatArandomName: Gojira's kinda... optimistic death metal, lol.
WhatArandomName: Their lyrics are all 'save the environment' and stuff.
TheGorramBatman: That seems like an oxymoron
WhatArandomName: I know. =D
TheGorramBatman: I've heard of christian death metal too though, so I'm not that surprised
TheGorramBatman: Although, to be fair, you could use the bible as a great source of inspiration for death metal
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Secrets: I am no duck.
Secrets: I am a male.
iammagical: Are you trying to say that ducks don't have gender?
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gunslinger19: my legs are tired.
numonered: why
gunslinger19: I went to the college today to inquire inquiries
gunslinger19: I decided not to wait for the bus, and instead walk home.
numonered: then you fought off some ninja's?
gunslinger19: With my legs, yes.
numonered: well done
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WhatArandomName: And he's back. Yaaaay. =P
werwq: who?
WhatArandomName: My teacher.
werwq: who is your teacher?
mr_santa_08: ur mother?
mr_santa_08: maybe
werwq: hmm
werwq: and shut up santa
WhatArandomName: Yes. My teacher is my mother and she is a he who ditched my class for 30 minutes.
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WhatArandomName: So...
R3AP3R1993: I...
WhatArandomName: You?
R3AP3R1993: Me?
WhatArandomName: Sure?
R3AP3R1993: No?
WhatArandomName: Please?
R3AP3R1993: Beg?
WhatArandomName: Maybe?
R3AP3R1993: Please?
WhatArandomName: Possibly?
R3AP3R1993: Never?
WhatArandomName: Likely?
R3AP3R1993: Positive?
WhatArandomName: Kinda?
R3AP3R1993: Sorta?
WhatArandomName: Ish?
R3AP3R1993: Not really?
WhatArandomName: Probably not?
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grarghfox: who is the she?
nastyhunnter: a brony
nastyhunnter: hopfully
WhatArandomName: LOL. No, Hunnter. I don't think there are any bronies who are a she.
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The_Singularity: Children. Behave yourselves.
numonered: you're our chatroom
WhatArandomName: But, but... uncle Sii-iing.
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grargh: this is not a lolling matter.
Etho582: Your not a LOLing matter
grargh: your boyfriend isn't a lolling matter.
Etho582: Your mama isn't a LOLing matter
Austenis: anyone else having trouble connecting to multiplayer?
grargh: your lack of manhood isn't a lolling matter
Etho582: Your lesbian boyfriend isn't a LOLing matter\
grargh: a man cannot be a lesbian.
grargh: dipshit.
Etho582: But you can because your not a man
grargh: that was never in question, my gender has nothing to do with the pathetic contradiction you just used.
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pinklunchbox: who wants to hear a CHEESY joke
pinklunchbox: CHEESEY
WhatArandomName: It better be gouda.
WhatArandomName: (See what I didthere?)
miniman65275: O i see what you did thar.
pinklunchbox: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?????
WhatArandomName: No idea.
miniman65275: Hey im American.
pinklunchbox: ur too young to smoke!!!!!! its a CHEESEY joke right
miniman65275: Cheese pun fail.
WhatArandomName: Ha. Haha. Ha.
miniman65275: I feel Bleu..
miniman65275: *blue
pinklunchbox: y
WhatArandomName: HA
WhatArandomName: MY FAIL ORDERNESS IS INFECTIOUS.
miniman65275: you cheddar believe it.
miniman65275: =P
WhatArandomName: XD
miniman65275: that was a grate pun even though it was cheesy
WhatArandomName: Heh.
miniman65275: That pun was gouda
WhatArandomName: I can havarti believe you can make so many cheese jokes.
miniman65275: Too bad i aint Swiss
pinklunchbox: lol
WhatArandomName: You feta believe it.
pinklunchbox: hey thats nacho cheese
miniman65275: I gotta change my cheese wheels on my car...
WhatArandomName: That's a great idea that I... uhm... altalysky believe in...
pinklunchbox: lol
WhatArandomName: That totally works.
miniman65275: Im sorry that my lines are so cheesy..
pinklunchbox: see ur not perfect
miniman65275: But arent they sharp?
pinklunchbox: lol
WhatArandomName: Edam or leave 'em, I always say.
miniman65275: What i say: "a mans gouda go when a man gouda go!"
pinklunchbox: ha i cant think of any
WhatArandomName: Syr you do.
miniman65275: Arent you Feta-p with me?
miniman65275: Cause im feeling kinda bleu
pinklunchbox: ha
WhatArandomName: You b-Urda believe it.
miniman65275: That pun is so cheesy
miniman65275: Damn i running out of puns
pinklunchbox:
WhatArandomName: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cheeses#Netherlands
miniman65275: ty
miniman65275: i guess
WhatArandomName: XD
WhatArandomName: I manchego find some good ones on that page.
WhatArandomName: ...
WhatArandomName: We should stop.
miniman65275: My name is BRUNO STrot
miniman65275: Alright 1 more pun.
pinklunchbox: ya i agree
WhatArandomName: Oka, oka, have it your way.
miniman65275: Lol..
miniman65275: you stole my cheese warn
miniman65275: i was gunna do are you OKAy?
WhatArandomName: XD
pinklunchbox: Urda man
WhatArandomName: I had a strange feeling you were going to use that one.
pinklunchbox: XD
miniman65275: stalker...
WhatArandomName: Nah. Just psychic.
miniman65275: HAcks
WhatArandomName: It's completely legal.
iluvcheez: War Of The Web
iluvcheez: :D
WhatArandomName: =O
miniman65275: O_o
miniman65275: uh...
iluvcheez: i like saying random things
WhatArandomName: No. Freaking. Way.

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(Not from a chatroom.)
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Cleverbot: I will obey.
WhatArandomName: Get me some coffee.
Cleverbot: Yes, master *gets coffee*.
WhatArandomName: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
WhatArandomName: Get me a comic book.
Cleverbot: Yes, master *hands master a drink*.
WhatArandomName: ...Close enough.
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