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Nero: Hello readers! Here at Pheonyx’s writing studio, sometimes we need to do something silly to get the creative juices flowing around, so I’ve decided to open up a mailbag and take requests for silly prompts. These little prompts will only take a few paragraphs, or maybe a page if we get into it. And will probably be done in script format because yeah scripts. Okay, let’s see what’s our first request is!

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Ahem, ah, Kaj, this one’s for you.

Kaj: What?

Nero: Write a drabble… no, write a porn without plot of Kaj’s penis.

Kaj: …what?

Nero: “Have him thrust it at various objects such as…”

Kaj: No! Why do you think I’d even do something like that!?

Nero: It’s what the reader wants, Kaj. And we need a writing exercise so… off with the pants.

Kaj: No! I’m not some B rate porn star! I… I have a wife and kids!

Nero: Oh, this is just in, our readers are writing one for us.

Kaj: …what?

Nero: Oh it’s a limerick!

Kaj: DON’T YOU DARE READ IT!

Nero: But it’s quite good, actually. Our readers are quite talented.

Kaj: Ugh, PLEASE ask me about something, ANYTHING else. Besides, why are you so interested in my dick?

Nero: I… I’m not…

Kaj: I read the outline, I thought you were straight.

Nero: I am!

Kaj: Then how would you feel if you’re the one getting your junk waved around for the world to see?

Nero: Well actually I-

Kaj: …?

Nero: No, nothing.

Kaj: Nope, no, you were about to say something.

Nero: Look, we’ve never done this before and I don’t want mine to suck, alright!

Kaj: Oh? Your sex scene?

Nero: Yes, alright? It’s my first time and I don’t even know how I’d go about this.

Kaj: Bahahahaha!

Nero: Yeah yeah, laugh it up…

Kaj: If that’s all, then here, let me show you.

Nero: Eh?

Kaj: No better way of learning than a… hands on approach.

Nero: What no I think I’ll pass.

Kaj: No no, we’re going to practice until you’re confident in your ability to pleasure the men… I mean ladies.

Nero: No! I don’t… And shouldn’t I be behin- NO! NO NO NO what am I saying NO!

*Nero runs out*