API tools faq
paste
Strategist14

Fancy Friends vs Giclops (In Which Ana Sees The Face Of God)

Strategist14
Feb 29th, 2016
235
0
Never
Add comment
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 20.13 KB | None | 0 0
raw download clone embed print report
  1. [21:32] <vampsquirrel> ===START===
  2. [21:33] <vampsquirrel> The giclops roars and readies itself for battle, everyone roll initiative.
  3. [21:33] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-2
  4. [21:33] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{18}
  5. [21:33] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  6. [21:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  7. [21:33] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  8. [21:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  9. [21:33] <vampsquirrel> Alright, order is giclops (cause nat 20), Thalix, and then Ana.
  10. [21:34] <vampsquirrel> The giclops roars again, and slashes its massive knife down at Ana.
  11. [21:34] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+7
  12. [21:34] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  13. [21:34] <Anastasia_Locke> 18 AC
  14. [21:35] <vampsquirrel> She dodges out of the way of the massive cutting implement, leaving the giclops roaring angrily. Thalix's turn.
  15. [21:37] <vampsquirrel> Thalix_Scolas your turn.
  16. [21:37] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix uses the Yellow blood card
  17. [21:37] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  18. [21:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  19. [21:38] <vampsquirrel> Your card connects, roll damage and remind me of what effects it does.
  20. [21:39] <Thalix_Scolas> Yellow is bonus 1d4
  21. [21:39] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4+5
  22. [21:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4+5 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{10}
  23. [21:39] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  24. [21:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  25. [21:40] <Thalix_Scolas> and if course Thalix follows through with his sword
  26. [21:40] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to hit
  27. [21:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to hit --> [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
  28. [21:40] <Thalix_Scolas> ohno
  29. [21:41] <vampsquirrel> Despite almost cosmic ineptness with your blade, you still hit the giclops, because giclopses are very big, and don't know how to dodge good.
  30. [21:42] <Thalix_Scolas> Oh thank god
  31. [21:42] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6
  32. [21:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{9}
  33. [21:42] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  34. [21:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  35. [21:42] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  36. [21:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  37. [21:42] <Thalix_Scolas> oh yes
  38. [21:42] <Thalix_Scolas> He burns for 1d4 for 4 turns
  39. [21:42] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  40. [21:43] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's savaging of the giclops with key and card having ended, it is now time for Anastasia_Locke to shine.
  41. [21:43] * Anastasia_Locke produces her stungun and gets pokey with it
  42. [21:44] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Power Attack 4
  43. [21:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Power Attack 4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{10}
  44. [21:44] <Anastasia_Locke> ...
  45. [21:44] <Thalix_Scolas> RIP but never forgotten
  46. [21:45] <vampsquirrel> You... you fail. You successfully accomplish the cosmic ineptness that Thalix attempted previously, and speaking of Thalix hey look at that, you hit him instead of the giclops. Roll half damage.
  47. [21:45] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 8d3 and regret Power Attack 4-ing
  48. [21:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 8d3 and regret Power Attack 4-ing --> [ 8d3=18 ]{18}
  49. [21:45] <Anastasia_Locke> 9 damage
  50. [21:45] <Anastasia_Locke> "SORRY!"
  51. [21:45] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 ability score drain
  52. [21:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 ability score drain --> [ 1d4=3 1d4=2 1d6=5 ]{10}
  53. [21:46] <vampsquirrel> Roll a d20 to see if he is paralyzed.
  54. [21:46] <Anastasia_Locke> -3 Str for 5 turns
  55. [21:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20
  56. [21:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  57. [21:46] <Thalix_Scolas> "Oh well, that re4lly wok3 me up! It's all go0d!"
  58. [21:46] <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay, let's maybe try that again..."
  59. [21:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 minor attack
  60. [21:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 minor attack --> [ 1d20=12 ]{21}
  61. [21:47] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  62. [21:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=4 ]{4}
  63. [21:47] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 ability score drain
  64. [21:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 ability score drain --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=3 1d6=3 ]{10}
  65. [21:47] <Anastasia_Locke> -4 Con for 3 turns
  66. [21:47] <Anastasia_Locke> End
  67. [21:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, this isn't EXACTLY what I was hoping would happen."
  68. [21:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Are you sure you're okay?"
  69. [21:48] <vampsquirrel> Having received a successful stun gunning, the giclops is further enraged, and does what any sane creature would do in this situation, flies straight up into the air using pixie dust.
  70. [21:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "... Oh."
  71. [21:50] <vampsquirrel> Once the giclops has ascended high enough, it does an acrobatic fucking pirouette, and promptly ceases to fly, hurtling belly down at the both of you.
  72. [21:50] <Thalix_Scolas> "I uh... what is he do1ng?"
  73. [21:50] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+7
  74. [21:50] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  75. [21:50] <Thalix_Scolas> "An4 holy shit what is this guy!"
  76. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d10+7 for magic pixie dust enhanced body slam.
  77. [21:51] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2d10+7 for magic pixie dust enhanced body slam. --> [ 2d10=9 ]{16}
  78. [21:51] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 COME ON VIOLESCENCE
  79. [21:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 COME ON VIOLESCENCE --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  80. [21:51] <Anastasia_Locke> AYY
  81. [21:51] <Thalix_Scolas> MAH BOY
  82. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> Lol, Ana takes only half damage from the body slam, reflecting it fully onto the giclops.
  83. [21:52] <vampsquirrel> Thalix is less lucky, and receives the full brunt of pixie dust enhanced, green tight clad, giclops belly.
  84. [21:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal!"
  85. [21:52] <vampsquirrel> The giclops stands up feeling satisfied with itself, Thalix's turn.
  86. [21:53] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4 fire because I forgot to do so earlier.
  87. [21:53] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4 fire because I forgot to do so earlier. --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  88. [21:53] <Thalix_Scolas> heh
  89. [21:53] <Thalix_Scolas> jackass
  90. [21:53] <Thalix_Scolas> "AH! Holy crap, An4 how ar3 you hold1ng up?"
  91. [21:54] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix strikes this jackass with the sword that is too long to say
  92. [21:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  93. [21:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  94. [21:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "I'M fine. Are you okay?"
  95. [21:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  96. [21:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{14}
  97. [21:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  98. [21:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  99. [21:55] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix also sends out the majestical Purple blood card
  100. [21:55] <Thalix_Scolas> Which is +4 damage and -2 hit
  101. [21:55] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+3
  102. [21:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  103. [21:55] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4+4
  104. [21:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=6 ]{10}
  105. [21:56] <Thalix_Scolas> "Don't worry I'll be fin3"
  106. [21:56] <vampsquirrel> Your lengthily named key and card connect with the giclops, ripping through its unseemly garments and doing far more damage than makes sense for either of the items they represent.
  107. [21:57] <Thalix_Scolas> One is a sword and a honey comb and a key, welcome to hell
  108. [21:57] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  109. [21:57] <vampsquirrel> The giclops roars an angry roar at the sight of you destroying its beautiful clothing. The universe takes this moment to remind everyone that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
  110. [21:57] * Anastasia_Locke activates Psi Blade 9
  111. [21:58] * Anastasia_Locke then reminds the universe that giclopes don't deserve to have eyes
  112. [21:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Snare 5
  113. [21:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Snare 5 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{18}
  114. [21:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  115. [21:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=10 ]{10}
  116. [21:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  117. [21:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=2 1d6=1 ]{7}
  118. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> -4 Str for 1 turn
  119. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> Can't move for 5 turns
  120. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action to hit it some more
  121. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9
  122. [21:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{24}
  123. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  124. [21:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=8 ]{8}
  125. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  126. [21:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=2 1d4=1 1d6=2 ]{5}
  127. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> -2 Dex for 2 turns
  128. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  129. [22:00] <vampsquirrel> The giclops' eyes of beauty beholding are successfully double-tazed, and its roars are electric with agony.
  130. [22:00] <Thalix_Scolas> this poor guy
  131. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> It swings its suddenly significantly wimpier arm, whipping the knife towards Thalix for ruining its clothes.
  132. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+5 for wimpier slashy slashy
  133. [22:01] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+5 for wimpier slashy slashy --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  134. [22:01] <Thalix_Scolas> Miss
  135. [22:01] <Thalix_Scolas> AC 17
  136. [22:02] <vampsquirrel> You dodge out of the way of its puny knife slice, the giclops spends the rest of its turn not moving and feeling sorry for itself.
  137. [22:02] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn.
  138. [22:02] <Thalix_Scolas> "Hey don't fe3l down it happ3ns to all of us"
  139. [22:03] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix demonstrates a successful hit with the Burningkeycombcaneblade
  140. [22:03] <Thalix_Scolas> there I said it
  141. [22:03] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  142. [22:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  143. [22:03] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  144. [22:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=13 ]{18}
  145. [22:03] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  146. [22:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  147. [22:03] <Thalix_Scolas> (did you burn him on that turn)
  148. [22:04] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4 for that thing which is totally not the thing you just mentioned
  149. [22:04] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4 for that thing which is totally not the thing you just mentioned --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  150. [22:04] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix gets the Burgundy card out, which is quite a doozy
  151. [22:05] <Thalix_Scolas> 1d3 chance for poison for 1d6 turns and 1d6 damage
  152. [22:05] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  153. [22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  154. [22:05] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4
  155. [22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{5}
  156. [22:05] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d3
  157. [22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  158. [22:05] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d6
  159. [22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
  160. [22:05] <Thalix_Scolas> 2 turns, 1d6 damage and the burning for 2 more turns and 1d4 damage
  161. [22:06] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  162. [22:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "Would you QUIT TRYING TO STAB HIM!?!"
  163. [22:06] <Anastasia_Locke> !Rol 1d20+9 Power Attack 6
  164. [22:06] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Power Attack 6
  165. [22:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Power Attack 6 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  166. [22:06] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3+6d3 damage
  167. [22:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3+6d3 damage --> [ 4d3=8 6d3=12 ]{20}
  168. [22:06] <Anastasia_Locke> !roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  169. [22:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=4 1d6=4 ]{12}
  170. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> -4 Int for 4 turns
  171. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> O bb
  172. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Now minor
  173. [22:07] <vampsquirrel> The giclops' int drops to negative 1.
  174. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> And Ana's rises to 32
  175. [22:07] <Thalix_Scolas> you have enough PP to kill a planet dude
  176. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+11 Minor
  177. [22:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+11 Minor --> [ 1d20=15 ]{26}
  178. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  179. [22:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=7 ]{7}
  180. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> !roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  181. [22:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=3 1d4=4 1d6=6 ]{13}
  182. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> -3 Int for 6 turns
  183. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> Here we are going
  184. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> The -4 Str wears off
  185. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  186. [22:08] <vampsquirrel> The giclops' int is now negative 4.
  187. [22:08] <vampsquirrel> It literally stops functioning as a conscious being.
  188. [22:09] <vampsquirrel> All that remains is the rage at what you have done to its beauteous clothes.
  189. [22:09] <Thalix_Scolas> "Can we re4lly kill a holl0w bra1ned thing lik3 this?"
  190. [22:09] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+7 at anything in particular
  191. [22:09] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+7 at anything in particular --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  192. [22:09] <Thalix_Scolas> not a thing
  193. [22:09] <Anastasia_Locke> "I think it would be pretty easy."
  194. [22:09] <vampsquirrel> The giclops doesn't even really swing at you, so much as chop off a huge chunk of the nearby ninja casino.
  195. [22:09] <Thalix_Scolas> "I me4n mor4lly!"
  196. [22:10] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, it's smashing a casino up."
  197. [22:10] <Thalix_Scolas> "Not the cas1no!"
  198. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> It continues swinging its blade around wildly, savaging the two nearby buildings... and the ground... and the air... and basically anything.
  199. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+1d6 fire and poison.
  200. [22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4+1d6 fire and poison. --> [ 1d4=1 1d6=3 ]{4}
  201. [22:10] <Thalix_Scolas> "You bast4a4a4a4rd!!!"
  202. [22:10] <Anastasia_Locke> "Your choice. Can I?"
  203. [22:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean, or you if you want to."
  204. [22:11] <Thalix_Scolas> "Let's wast3 him"
  205. [22:11] <Anastasia_Locke> :D :D :D
  206. [22:11] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn.
  207. [22:11] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to honor the casino's memory
  208. [22:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to honor the casino's memory --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  209. [22:11] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5 in the form of pain
  210. [22:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 in the form of pain --> [ 3d6=7 ]{12}
  211. [22:12] <Thalix_Scolas> Thalix also throws the Cerulean card to take a gamble
  212. [22:12] <Thalix_Scolas> If this is the killing blow, 10% more grist
  213. [22:13] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  214. [22:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
  215. [22:13] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4
  216. [22:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=7 ]{7}
  217. [22:13] <vampsquirrel> It's not the killing blow, but it hurts nonetheless.
  218. [22:13] <vampsquirrel> The casino is well remembered by your assault with your lengthily named weaponry.
  219. [22:13] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn with happiness that Thalix returned to his roots
  220. [22:14] <vampsquirrel> The giclops gurgles wrathfully, but can't actually speak right now because it has negative int.
  221. [22:14] <vampsquirrel> Your turn Ana.
  222. [22:15] * Anastasia_Locke beams. She can see EVERYTHING.
  223. [22:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Upgrade Psi Blade to Rank 12
  224. [22:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Power Attack 8
  225. [22:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+12 to hit
  226. [22:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+12 to hit --> [ 1d20=10 ]{22}
  227. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3+8d3 damage
  228. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3+8d3 damage --> [ 4d3=8 8d3=12 ]{20}
  229. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  230. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=3 1d4=1 1d6=6 ]{10}
  231. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> -3 Dex for 6 turns
  232. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+12 minor
  233. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+12 minor --> [ 1d20=19 ]{31}
  234. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  235. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=9 ]{9}
  236. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  237. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=3 1d4=4 1d6=1 ]{8}
  238. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> -3 Int for 1 turn
  239. [22:16] <Anastasia_Locke> Oh yes
  240. [22:16] <Thalix_Scolas> somewhere in the universe a planet imploded from all this power
  241. [22:17] <vampsquirrel> Your psionically enhanced stungun (how does that even work?!) does the anime thing where it creates a shockwave behind the target from how badass it was.
  242. [22:17] <vampsquirrel> All of the giclops' clothing actually disintigrates.
  243. [22:17] <Anastasia_Locke> The -4 Con and -2 Dex wear off
  244. [22:18] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn with a distinctly manic grin
  245. [22:18] <Thalix_Scolas> "Go0d God An4... that was fucking CRAZY!"
  246. [22:18] <Anastasia_Locke> "I like this. This is, this is a good feeling."
  247. [22:18] * Anastasia_Locke is currently at 38 Int
  248. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> The giclops' int is now negative 7, at this point, attempting to contemplate its thought process will lead to pain for all involved.
  249. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> Which is why we're not, instead the giclops is going to swing its knife literally everywhere.
  250. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20+7
  251. [22:19] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}, [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
  252. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> You both dodge out of the way successfully, the casinos however, are not so lucky.
  253. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> The giclops' knife slices! It dices! It tears several pirates in half!
  254. [22:21] <vampsquirrel> It gurgles with the fury only negative intelligence can bring, Thalix's turn.
  255. [22:22] <Thalix_Scolas> Oh the horror!
  256. [22:22] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 in honor of the fallen pirates
  257. [22:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 in honor of the fallen pirates --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  258. [22:23] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  259. [22:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=14 ]{19}
  260. [22:23] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d4
  261. [22:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  262. [22:23] <Thalix_Scolas> no fire
  263. [22:23] <vampsquirrel> Your blade cleaves through the giclops, the memory of the fallen pirates pushing you forward as you rend the beast asunder.
  264. [22:23] <vampsquirrel> It falls to the ground dead.
  265. [22:24] <vampsquirrel> All buffs from vampirism are now undone, because Ana's scary like this.
  266. [22:24] <Anastasia_Locke> Wait
  267. [22:24] <Anastasia_Locke> I have one turn before they start wearing off
  268. [22:24] <Anastasia_Locke> Can I use Lift 14 to put the casinos back together?
  269. [22:24] <Anastasia_Locke> That's 420 pounds of weight
  270. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> Sure, go for it.
  271. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> You're abjectly terrifying right now, but why not.
  272. [22:25] * Anastasia_Locke uses Lift 14 to put the casinos back together
  273. [22:25] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+15 if it needs a roll
  274. [22:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+15 if it needs a roll --> [ 1d20=16 ]{31}
  275. [22:25] <Thalix_Scolas> "Oh thank you An4!
  276. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d2
  277. [22:25] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  278. [22:26] <vampsquirrel> You successfully place the casinos back into their original condition. The giclops' corpse lingers for an unusual length of time and then bursts into grist.
  279. [22:26] <vampsquirrel> You receive 825 XP split between the two of you.
  280. [22:26] <vampsquirrel> Let's roll for grist.
  281. [22:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "That... was... woah."
  282. [22:27] <vampsquirrel> !roll 40d12+1400 Build grist.
  283. [22:27] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 40d12+1400 Build grist. --> [ 40d12=303 ]{1703}
  284. [22:27] <vampsquirrel> !roll 20d10+400 Tier 1 grist
  285. [22:27] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 20d10+400 Tier 1 grist --> [ 20d10=117 ]{517}
  286. [22:28] <Thalix_Scolas> "Well ok then"
  287. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> !roll 8d8+125
  288. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=29 ]{154}
  289. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> That's tier 2
  290. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> !roll 3d6+40 tier 3
  291. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 3d6+40 tier 3 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{50}
  292. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d10+10 tier 4.
  293. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d10+10 tier 4. --> [ 1d10=9 ]{19}
  294. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d2
  295. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  296. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d8 tier 5
  297. [22:28] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2d8 tier 5 --> [ 2d8=7 ]{7}
  298. [22:29] <vampsquirrel> I'm too lazy to apply Ana's fine booty to that, so I will leave that in your hands.
  299. [22:29] <Anastasia_Locke> I got this
  300. [22:30] <vampsquirrel> One of you two paste this and then we'll return to play by post.
  301. [22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> kk
  302. [22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> 2724.8 Build
  303. [22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> 827.2 T1
  304. [22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> 246.4 T2
  305. [22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> 80 T3
  306. [22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> 30.4 T4
  307. [22:31] <Anastasia_Locke> 11.2 T5
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Public Pastes
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy.  OK, I Understand
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!