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- Abnormal Norman 27:The Griffin's Wild Ride
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- Be Norman
- The Void
- >Here I am again.
- >Floating in the black pit of unknowing.
- >Last time I was here, I played poker with Nolan, and hopelessly lost.
- >I wonder to where this will take me.
- >You finally land on a separate ground. A lone SUV is in front of you.
- >You walk towards it. The light illuminating from the ground.
- >Walking closer, you see it more clearly. A white SUV. Blood smeared on it's rear.
- >You enter the car, seating in the passenger's seat.
- >Atop the dashboard, you see a small minifigure of a building.
- >It's like those knock-off toys you'd find at Mcdonalds.
- >Atop the figure are two tinier figures.
- >Two tiny stick figures. One with his body orange and his pants dark green, the other has his body black and his pants...pink.
- >The orange one wearing an orange beanie, while the other wearing a fedora.
- >Please tell me I'm not battling someone called "Euphoria".
- >Then again, the other one looks too familiar.
- >"Ah, I see you've in."
- >You look to your left. The mysterious purple haired woman wearing a gray fedora and jacket.
- >You want to ask her anything, but a mysterious force forces your lips to be shut.
- >"I know that look in your face."
- >You say nothing...mostly because you can't.
- >"Let's drive for a moment." she said.
- >When she started the car, the car floats up, and drives in the air, like something from Harry Potter.
- >As we pass through the dark void, I see multiple statues standing on floating, glowing grounds.
- >The first one had Fluttershy in the boxing ring with you cheering for her.
- >The second one had you, Rarity and Brad fighting a monster with floating huds similar to those of an online video game
- >The third one had Brad and what looks to be Shimmers riding two horses in a cowboy's getup.
- >There are more, but they're out of my sight's reach.
- >What is all this?
- >I have no mouth, yet I must ask.
- >This is suffering.
- >"The multiverse is one hell of a place, huh Norman?"
- >She said your name. She knows who you are.
- >You nod in accordance, hoping she'd tell you more.
- >"Kinda weird, seeing all your adventures, all your stories..."
- >She speaks in cryptic nonsense.
- >"And to think that you started off as a nameless boy trapped in a background of a forced movie."
- >She drives forward, closer to a round white light.
- >As she drives, ponies with bat wings fly through the void, laughing and giggling.
- >You see a green man in a tuxedo, caring for ponies while being called "Anon" by the ponies, standing on another floating ground.
- >And many more.
- >As you drive closer to the light, you finally got to open your mouth.
- "Where Am I?"
- >We have reached the light.
- >"Home, to where you began."
- >shhhwwaaaaaahh.mp3
- >...
- >Your alarm clock rings. You wake up from another nightmare.
- >You come downstairs for a quick breakfast.
- >Your dad gobbles up his eggs and bacon like a hyena.
- "Whoa, dad. No one's gonna steal your food."
- >"Heh, I'm just in a hurry, son."
- "Late for your job?"
- >"Uhh...yep. Got a deadline to submit..."
- >Your dad's an undercover cop, and he hasn't told you, or your mother.
- >He stands up, kisses your mother goodbye while he pats you on the back and heads out.
- >"Don't worry honey, I won't be out all night!"
- >"Alright, dear. We'll be having steak tonight."
- >And then he walks out.
- >"Norman! Looks like you haven't slept well."
- "Is it that obvious?"
- >"Couldn't sleep?"
- "I...I guess so. I'm gonna need a jug of coffee for the morning, heh.
- Be Rarity
- City Park, picnic with your friends.
- "Well, it's nice to finally have some get together for once in this fine Sunday morning."
- >You and your friends sit on the picnic blanket, enjoying a fine meal made by Pinkie and Applejack.
- >Octavia's at the picnic too, establishing the friendship you and Octavia started a few nights ago.
- >"Well I'll be, Rarity. You picked ah fine day for a picnic. Ah can't even see a cloud anywhere on the blue sky."
- >"Yeah! Even Gummy's enjoying the day. Just look at him gobble up the potato salad.
- >"..."
- *collective laughter*
- >As you and the gang have fun, Brad comes in carrying Twilight on his back.
- "My goodness, what happened to Twilight."
- >"She forgot to sleep yesterday." Brad said.
- >"Hnngshhe...moon is not cheese...plutoisnotadog...ksssh"
- >Brad lays her down on the picnic blanket.
- >"H-hey girls, sorry I'm late." Fluttershy said.
- >As Fluttershy says hello, a giant soccer ball comes from the sky, thanks to Rainbow Dash's kick.
- >Angel Bunny comes from her pockets and counter kicks it back to Rainbow.
- >"WHOA!"
- >Angel then wears a homemade 'deal with it' glasses, to which everyone at the picnic laughs.
- >Rainbow then comes to sit with the rest, Brad sitting down next to Twilight so she has something to lean on.
- "Aww, isn't that cute. You two make a fine couple!"
- >"Hey, just being a gentleman as Norman taught me."
- >"Speaking of which, where is Normie?"
- >"Ahh, he's probably just busy. You know how he is these weeks."
- "Yes...he's always busy..." You say in a begrudging way.
- >Brad, Flutters and Rainbow look at their sides to avoid eye contact.
- >Suspicious behaviour.
- >Gotcha.
- >Truth be told, this isn't just some get together. You're here to see whether the rumors are true about Norman dating Lyra.
- >Octavia formulated the plot, and you happily complied.
- >To start off, we need to pressure out anyone else in your circle of friends on how much they know about Norman.
- "So, fellas. What do you think about Norman and Lyra? Surely they must be dating."
- >"I'll say. They're always busy, and we see them almost everyday after class." Octavia added.
- >Brad reacts, saying "Uhh" with a blank face.
- "Don't you find it weird that he hasn't even told us about her as much?"
- >Rainbro reacts, sweating with her eyes looking everywhere.
- >"Plus, I've always found it weird how Lyra kept hanging out with Norman almost every night."
- >Fluttershy reacts, shivering as if it was Nightmare Night.
- >"sHsshgruahpha" Twilight grumbled
- "Twilight?"
- >"Ohhsh don't be suchh a doubter, Rarehteh. Norman's jussht been through aloth, doing great deeds amongst the community..."
- >"You mean like going to soup kitchens and serving the homeless?" Octavia asked
- >"Yeesss...sure." Twilight replied as she dozed off onto the bowl of potato salad.
- >Gummy jumped on her head and circled about before declaring her hair as Gummy property.
- >Everyone laughed, all except for you and Octavia.
- >"Come on, Rarity, you jealous that Norman's hanging out with another girl?"Rainbow Dash teased
- "Me, jealous? Please." you replied.
- >"We're just curious over the mysterious relationship they have." Octavia added.
- >"Yah know, uhh, Octavia, right?"
- >"Hmm?"
- >"I've always pictured you as ah high class student. Why are you so interested in gossip all of a sudden?
- >"I'm only interested in what my dear friend Lyra is doing all night with a boy her age. Don't you know how scandalous that sounds?"
- "Speak of the demons."
- >Across the other side of the park, you see Norman walking by the side.
- >And Lyra, walking torwards Norman.
- >Oh my...
- >"O-oh, look. It's Norman and L-Lyra..."
- >Norman looks as if he'd woken up from a bed of thorns.
- >Lyra on the other hand looks angry-happy.
- >Norman raises his hand to say high, with a smile on his face.
- >Lyra runs torwards him.
- >"Well ahh'll be. This must be like them romantic movies where the two lovers run torwards each other on a beach during sunset!"
- >It all looks so...romantic. Even Octavia can't raise her dropped jaw.
- >As Norman waves his hand, Lyra comes to him...
- >And punches his face.
- "What
- >"The"
- >"Tarnations?"
- >"Wow, even Gummy's surprised! Just look at his jaw drop!"
- >Norman recoils back, holding his left cheek.
- >His mouth yells "What was that for?"
- >Lyra kicks his testicles with her knee. A slight smile can be seen from this distance.
- >"S-should we go help him?"
- "Shh, Fluttershy, this is good stuff!"
- >After Lyra made his balls drop, she storms off after patting his back.
- >"Wow, what was that all about?"
- >"No idea, but that was entertaining!" Octavia said.
- >After that, Norman waddles torwards the picnic area.
- >"H...hey guys." He says
- "Well, Norman, that was quite a show."
- >"Well...I-"
- >Before Norman could finish his sentence, a woman riding a motorcycle comes in far away.
- >First she drives up the ramp, launching her up in the air.
- >To which she spins 360 degrees before landing near the picnic area, to which she drifts torwards you.
- "AHH!"
- >"Whoa, Bradical!"
- >Bits of dirt fly from the ground as she drifted. Everyone is in shock, but not as shocked as Pinkie and Rainbow Dash.
- >"G-GILDA!?" They yell in unison.
- >"Sup, Blue, Pink?"
- >"G-Gild-ACK!"
- >Gilda pulls Norman by the collar and makes him sit behind her.
- >"Mind if I borrow your boy? He owes me big time."
- >She then shoves a helmet on Norman, and drives off out of the park.
- >"Holy sh-"
- "MY DRESS! AHHH~"
- >Your dress is completely covered in dirt, and you've only prepared your pants for ground dirt.
- >"What in the name of Apples just happened?"
- >...
- >Twilight woke up.
- >"Guysh...what did I missh?"
- Be Norman
- Riding behind Gilda
- "AAAAAAAAHHH"
- >"You look as if you haven't slept for a while, Norm."
- "SHIT, WE'RE GOING TO FAST!"
- >"Relax, I can drive with my eyes shut."
- "NO, DON'T. J-JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD."
- >"Were almost there."
- >The rocky road shakes your body. You grasp on tighter to Gilda's amazon-like stomach, slowly rising up just below her breasts.
- >"Norman" your inner voice speaks
- >Goddammit Descartes, I thought I locked you up in the Norman vault.
- >"You cannot deny your destiny, Norman. Give it to her."
- >No Descartes, I...
- >The road bumps your body up and down. Your pointing fingers are completely under Gilda's chest, with slight touches.
- >Shit
- >"Norman...Give it to her."
- "I SAID I'M NOT GOING TO BONE HER!"
- >...
- >shit, did I just yell that out loud?
- >"Norman, take your hands off my breasts."
- >You feel it in your hands. The anger from your inner hallucinations have made you touch Gilda's chest.
- >It's a wonderful and embarrassing experience.
- "Ahh, s-sorry. The road's just..."
- >"Hehe, just hang on, lover boy. We're almost there.
- >...she took it quite well.
- A few minutes later
- >Arrive outside the borders of Canterlot City.
- >Gilda stops by an isolated area.
- >"You can change into your suit here.
- "W-what for?"
- >"You're overseeing an inventory trade, as I told you yesterday."
- "Goddammit, I never asked for this."
- >"Quit your whining and change."
- >You change into your origins suit. Hobo coat and football helmet.
- >"Say, ain't that different from your other suit?"
- "It's the first suit I ever made. I don't think kids would want to look up to a hero overseeing a criminal trade."
- >"You are so full of yourself."
- "Look, not being an egotistic guy or anything, but I have seen kids watching the news. ON THEIR OWN FREE WILL!"
- >"Well, there's that, and your autism towards this."
- "I blame Brad."
- >You put on your origin helmet.
- >Brings back the memories.
- >"Nice gettup. I can call you...'Burst Blood' * "
- >[spoiler]*From the left over names in the 'Abnormal Norman names' pastebin' -Dan[/spoiler]
- "Why?"
- >"I don't know, you look dangerous, dirty, and you look like you've bursted enough head veins in your day."
- "Oooh, edgy." you say in a sarcastic tone.
- >"Remember kid, mess this up, and you can say goodbye to your parents. Maybe he'd add your friends in too."
- >You grab her by the shirt.
- "Don't you ever mention my parents, OR my friends."
- >The ring glows as your rage increases.
- >"Hey, dweeb. I'm just following orders. It's not my hand that kills your parents if you don't apply yourself to this."
- >She pushes you away. Your ring calms down.
- >"Now come on. I have to brief the rest of the guys on this mission."
- Outside Canterlot, dessert, near the train station
- >"Alright, listen up maggots. We're going to transport a heavy load of inventory up at Cloudsdale city. Word is, the Viri Scientia bastards are going to hit us while we're driving."
- >She points to you.
- >"That's when he comes along. This guy will be your shield. You lose him, we might as well have lost the cargo. Call him Burst Blood."
- >She strengthens her scary gaze.
- >"And you know what Nolan does to those who fail him..."
- >The gang chokes from their spit, others fearing Gilda more than what she said.
- >"Alright, everyone cool? Let's ride."
- >3 SUV vans ride on the desert as Gilda rides behind.
- >You're stuck with the decoy van.
- >"So...Gilda says you're called Burst Blood."
- "Y-yeah."
- >Feels uneasy talking to brutes bigger than you.
- >"What makes you so special."
- "I...uhh...managed to beat Noir-Man to the point where he's forced to retreat from Nolan's Factory."
- >"Strange, I haven't seen anyone in the factory..."
- "W-well, did you see Noir-Man come out carrying a beaten up Nolan?"
- >"No."
- "And there you have it. I'm like that shield that you can throw."
- >"Oh yeah, man. I think I saw him that day, when you and I were smokin a joint!"
- >"Yah brah, totally. You know Burst, you're alright with us."
- >"Name's Donald Kerabatsos, but you can call me 'Donny * !'"
- >"I'm Pigpen! * "
- "Uhh, yeah...sure...uhh"
- >Well, better stuck with two stoners than getting stuck with real brutes.
- 15 minutes have passed
- "Uhh, hey, what exactly are we carrying here?"
- >"Didn't Gilda tell you?"
- "I don't exactly trust her..."
- >"We're carrying a bunch of drug makers, brah!"
- >"Totally. No drugs at all, though I could use some good old fashioned Muffs right about now."
- "Muffs?"
- >"Muffinphetamine, man. They're tight as hell!"
- >"Hazel Harvest* is like, the world's best bakhemist! **
- >[spoiler]*As seen in the mlp wikia character list. **Baker+Chemist. -Dan[/spoiler]
- >"I could sip like...20 pounds in a week, man!"
- "So Gilda was telling the truth."
- >Well, no precious cargo at all. Just some tools for the trade.
- >What could possibly go wrong?
- >*BANG* *BANG* *RATATATATA*
- "HOLY SHIT!"
- >"Brah, check outside. What's happening?"
- >"WE'RE UNDER FIRE!" yelled Gilda.
- >The van moves faster as the driver stepped on the gas pedal.
- >You look behind you. Gilda's firing at the sky.
- "What the hell is happening?"
- >Donny looks up from his window.
- >"Looks like the animal people are trying to highjack us!"
- >Just as Gilda's men suspected.
- >Three motorcycle riders ride on across the desert as another flying hybrid fires in the air with an SMG.
- >The three riders pour test tubes filled with chemicals on themselves
- "Ahh shit, here we go again."
- >The three riders transform. One turning into a huge wooden wolf, the other two transformed into two legged hybrid cheetahs.
- >Gilda's avoiding the gunfire from above.
- >Looks like she needs help.
- "Unlock the doors. I'm gonna help Gilda"
- >"Solid, brah, helping the lady!"
- >Pigpen unlocks the door.
- >You launch outside.
- "OOF, AHHK, ARGH!"
- >Bailing out of a moving vehicle: The worst thing you've ever done.
- >Gilda grabs your body from the desert ground as she rides on on her motorcycle and puts you behind her
- >"NORMAN, ARE YOU CRAZY, OR BAILING?"
- "Hey, I'm the shield here, and it's my job to make sure you survive this!"
- >"Fine! Hang on to my belly!"
- >Gilda goes full speed, but it's not enough compared to the three riders.
- >The huge wolf guy trashes the third SUV, but thankfully it's a decoy.
- >"Norman! Ride my baby, will you?"
- "WHAT?"
- >"JUST RIDE MY BIKE!!!"
- >With the wolf distracted, Gilda jumps off the cycle equipped with metal chains. She then leashes the wolf in midair.
- >"ROAAAAR!"
- >The wolf runs forward, catching up to the remaining two vans as he swerves left and right trying to shake Gilda off.
- >Gilda then skis through the desert with her boots as if she was waterskiing, or rollerblading while she held tight to the chains.
- >"HAHAHA!"
- >Gilda laughs as she slides on the desert ground while the wolf man runs in confusion.
- >Wolf guy's distracted. Three more to go.
- >Flying abomination keeps shooting below with his SMG.
- >Time to use the power of fantasy physics!
- >Using the ring, you charge up your leg strength as you go forward.
- >You steer to the right to where the train tracks are.
- >It's exactly where the flying abomination is flying.
- >Train's incoming too.
- >"NO USE ESCAPING US, SAINT'S BRO!" the flying abomination yelled.
- "HURGHH!"
- >Using your strength, you propel yourself upward while riding Gilda's motorcycle using the power of forced jumping.
- >"WHAT THE -"
- >You managed to reach the flying abomination with great precision and choked him while smashing his face on the motorcycle.
- >You both fall to the ground, the flying abomination with skid marks all over his face.
- >"YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US BOTH!"
- >*CHOO CHOO*
- >Right on cue!
- >"AHHHHHHH"
- *CRASH*
- >You land on the train cart filled with coal, while the flying abomination landed on the passenger's cart.
- >What a ride.
- >Back to Gilda. She's pulling herself towards the wolf's body.
- >"TIME TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH!" she yelled.
- >Gilda jumped on the running wolf's back and used him as a makeshift motorcycle, steering him with his ears.
- >"MUSH, MUSH!"
- >Jeez, that woman's extreme.
- >Well, at least we've only got to worry about...oh shit.
- >You look behind to see a band of police cars chasing both the Viri Scientia and the Saint's Bro.
- >You whistle to Gilda. She gets what you're trying to tell her.
- >She rolls her eyes from you to the police cars. She wants you to deal with them
- >*sigh*, here we go
- >You take the coal from where you're sitting and, with your super strength, threw it at the chain of police cars.
- >I wonder what happens when I do that.
- >The coal shoots through one of the tires of the police car , causing it to crash into its comrade police cars, and then causes a chain of car crashes in the midst of a desert wasteland.
- >You just look at it with a surprised face.
- >10 seconds have passed. The two cheetah hybrids ignore the decoy car and is heading straight for the van carrying the cargo.
- >They must have found out.
- >Luckily the train you're sitting on is catching on to them.
- >Time to jump.
- "HURRGH!"
- >You jumped forward like a cannonball, and you hit one of the cheetah men.
- >"AARRGH!"
- >One down, one to go.
- >Gilda, rides on and pulls you from the ground onto her back as she rides the wolf guy.
- "WHOA!"
- >"Heh, Déjà Vu, huh?"
- "Gilda, he's gaining on the van!"
- >"Not for long. MUSH!"
- >Gilda has completely made the wolf guy her bitch.
- Be Norman's father
- Police car, hiding behind a bilboard with other cop cars in the middle of the desert
- >"Normal, our first wave got completely wrecked!"
- >Then suddenly, an SUV being chased by a two legged cheetah and a wolf guy being ridden appears in front of you.
- "Then there's no time to lose!"
- >You lean out of your window and signaled the cavalry.
- "MEN, IT'S TIME TO MOVE OUT!"
- >All of the police cars move out of the area, and proceed to chase the bastards alledgedly carrying Muffinphetamine.
- >"Holy shit, Mr. Normal, what are those things?"
- "Probably more of those Viri-Watchamacallit guys trying to get the muffs."
- >"Shit, they're huge, and look at those two riding that wolf!"
- "Say, that girl looks familiar..."
- >You press the gas as you try to catch up.
- "Shining, start the warning announcement."
- >"Y-yes sir!"
- Be Norman
- On a wooden wolf-man hybrid
- >The chase rages on.
- "Gilda, look!"
- >You point behind you. More police cars coming your way.
- >**"ATTENTION SAINTS BRO. YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST. STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND-"**
- >Gilda throws a knife at the police car making the announcement.
- >The knife hits the side mirrors of one of the police cars.
- >> "HOLY SHIT!"
- >>> "That's our cue, partner. WE'RE TAKING THESE MENACES DOWN!"
- >> "NO, WE STILL NEED THEM FOR QUESTIONING, SIR!"
- >You hear their conversation with your enhanced ears.
- >Hmm, that's an awfully familiar voice. Almost too familiar, as if you've heard it your whole life.
- >One of the cops lean outside their windows and fires tranquilizer darts
- >He manages to tranquilize the hybrid cheetah you landed on minutes ago with 8 darts, while the missed ones hits the wolf man you're riding on his butt.
- >3 police cars are gaining on us.
- >Donny and Pigpen are trying in vain as they shoot the cheetah hybrid.
- >"NORMAN, I HAVE A PLAN!"
- "W-WHAT?"
- >"THROW ME!"
- >She grabs her combat knife that was sheathed on her ankle, and unclips the grenade belt from her body.
- "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
- >"TAKING TWO BIRDS WITH A BELT OF PINES!"
- >Gilda stands slightly on the wolf man. You grab her by the waist, spin her up and threw her at the cheetah hybrid.
- >She lands on the cheetah and stabs him on the shoulder to clutch on.
- >"AAARGH! FOOLISH SAINTS BRO. THE VIRI SCIENTIA WILL DESTROY YOU, FINANCIALLY AND LITERALLY!"
- >"NOT WHILE I'M AROUND!"
- >Gilda steers the cheetah hybrid away from the van and straight to the direction of the police cars.
- >"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
- >"You're gonna end in a bang, mother fucker!"
- >The xtreme edge has reached maximum levels
- >Gilda takes the pin off one of her grenades and shoves the belt inside the mouth of the cheetah.
- >She then separates from the cheetah hybrid by kicking him on the back as he stumbles torwards the police cars.
- >"ARGH, SHMMPHT!"
- >> "OFFICER NORMAL! THAT GUY'S HEADING TORWARDS US!"
- >The cheetah hybrid, at close proximity to the police cars, explode from Gilda's grenade.
- **EXPLOSION.wav**
- "WHOA!"
- >Bits of debris fall from the sky, one of which is the tranq gun, far away.
- >Gilda rolls on the ground as the SUV manages to get away safely.
- >Meanwhile the wolf guy snaps out of confusion and realizes that Gilda's not riding him.
- >You reacted fast enough and using your feet, planted his head face first to the ground.
- >You then roll to the ground in recoil.
- >The wolf man recovers and pounces on you.
- >"YOUUGRHHH. I'LL RIP YOU APART FOR THE GLORY OF VIRI SCIENTIA!"
- "Ugh, you'd kill me first with your breath and ideals!"
- >You kick him in the stomach and wrestled with him.
- >Finally, the tranq on his butt has started to take effect, and in 5 seconds, he falls on you, unconscious.
- "OH PRIMUS, YOU'RE HEAVY!"
- >You push him off of you.
- >You finally stood up, amidst the debris and smoke.
- >Looking around, you see the cheetah hybrid's limbs scattered around.
- >Jeez, and here I thought this thing couldn't get any weirder.
- >You walk towards the police cars. Most of them trashed.
- >You can see from afar, none of them are dead. Just broken bones and bruised skulls.
- >Damn, Gilda. This is chaotic.
- "Gilda! Gilda, where are you?"
- >No sign of her.
- >You walk closer to the cars.
- >>> "STAY WHERE YOU *cough* ARE, HARPIE!"
- >There's that voice again. That familiar voice.
- >You walk closer, and what you see shocks you completely.
- > "Come on, What's one more body amongst dead abominations?"
- >Your eyes don't deceive you.
- >Your father, crawling on his knees as Gilda looks at him at gunpoint.
- >"These are for those 4 years in the cell, old man."
- >Oh god.
- "NO!"
- End of Chapter 27
- Well, this took me longer than I thought.
- God I wish I knew how to draw instead of photoshopping.
- Also, great work for those who donated to the Capper Memorial Pasta
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