me: fuckin most amazing idea just now dan
10:44 AM i have never been so pleased with myself
  need $400 or whatever for a patent
 Dan: let's hear it jon
 me: so dan
  today i see this redbull guy
  it's like
10:45 AM 1000 kmph etc
  and i think
  man, wtf i thought human had a terminal velocity
  how theh ell do you go that fast?
  so i figured i didn't understand what terminal velocity was
  so i go look into why he got so fast
10:46 AM and find out it's because at that height, the air is so thin... less drag, higher TV
  so basically i'm exactly right about TV just didn't realize/account for the air beign so thin
  so i think ah, ok i get it
  weird that the gravity is still so strong but the air is so thin but whatever, science bitch etc
  so i think to myself
10:47 AM the next logical step is to throw a cat out of the thing right?
  you know how cats can survive insanely long falls and have a dramatically lower TV than humans?
  humans TV is basically 200 mphish
  cats it's like less than 60 or something in some cases
  that's pretty low
  so i think
  what we raelly need for air safety on planes
  is motherfuckin cat suits.
10:48 AM motherfuckin BOUYANT CAT SUITS
  youir seat cushion in the plane
  instead of a life preserver
  it's a cat suit, which serves as a life preserver
  so you're equipped for water crashes
  but if shit goes insane midair, it's also an easier way to ensure everyone has a parachute
  since there are only a couple parachutes etc
  and it's easy to use, no moving parts oyu just jump
10:49 AM MEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWw fuckin survive because your TV is like no big deal at all
  float in the water
  fuckin MARPAT catsuits for the navy seals
  you know how much harder it is to spot a MARPAT fuckin cat suit
  than a giantass parachute in the sky?
10:50 AM it honestly makes complete sense, it's so almost-viable that it makes complete fuckin sense as a patent
  i want to be able to link people
  my motherfuckin cat suit patent so bad
  if i was in a patent office
  and had to evaluate this cat suit patent
  i would lose my shit
  it's fuckin absurd
  it's fuckin GENIUS
  everything about it makes sense scientifically
  for northern flights
  you know how polar bear fur works? fibre optic?
10:51 AM we could use fibre optic cat suit fur in the north
  all camo options available for the military
  no bigtime training program anymore, if you can do the damn zipper you're good out of the plane
  no more chute failures, biggest disaster would be like
  wet cat syndrome
  it makes complete fuckin sense, i want the patent so bad
10:52 AM Bouyant feline garment with purpose of lowering terminal velocity in humans.
  fuckin perfect
10:53 AM Dan: jon
  sounds like you are on to something
 me: dan
  it would be the best ever
  it's so..... legit
10:54 AM it makes complete sense
  but it's so absurd
  it's fuckin perfcet
  i want to be able to link people my patent with diagrams
  you can't really debunk it
  because you'd bel ike "well cat bone structure more accomodating to hard falls than humans..."
  but patents are never fuckin PERFECT
  it's just a hair away from being like... a real thing
10:55 AM it's the ultimate hilarious patent and i want it so bad
  i might even start a kickstarter
  and just market it like
  no guarantees etc
10:58 AM the best part is like...
  it's just so close to being legit
  like theoretically if you had the right material, fineness and length of fur etc
  it would actually work
11:01 AM and on the joke side of things
  it would almost be worth having the video of me testing the suit on youtube
  jumping out of a plane, hitting the ground
  inventor dies tragically in proof of concept exercise
11:02 AM i mean that shit would be hilariiiiiiious
  meeeeeeowwwwwww dead
11:03 AM Dan: of to churchills
  off to rather
11:06 AM get paid
  100 bucks
  to plug in a monitor the draft guys unplugged
 me: mannnnn
  can't start a kickstarter from canada
11:07 AM bullshit
  fuckin bullshit
 Dan: seriously?
 me: it's perfect too
  fuckin sales to the government
  airline industry
  private sales via thrill seeking types and furries
11:09 AM i mean it would be awkard having DIY forums
  for like
  adding a fly or back closure to the suit
  but a sale is a fuckin sale right?
11:13 AM plus i don't hate furries. that shit is cute. it's just ... weird.