Visiwa 10.4 - Alcoholyx

[20:08] <Shawyun_Sariri> You stir awake to the sound of jukebox music.  It's a dark lit room with a couple of cots set up.  You're hardly alone in the room, quite a few others here as well, some clutching their heads and groaning.
[20:10] <Shawyun_Sariri> You sorta feel a bit drunk still, mind you, not really hung over like
[20:18] <Shawyun_Sariri> As you look around you do see some familiar faces.
[20:20] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas is also sorta stirring awake not far from you, as well as Dahlia totally done for in the corner.
[20:20] <Shawyun_Sariri> Roll perception
01[20:21] <Saryx> Saryx slowly pulls himself up off the floor, enough that he's at least sitting upright. "Auuuuu..." He grumbles aloud to himself, removing his glasses to rub at his own temple without impedement. "... I'm real sorry... You probably really didn't need to hear all that.." Not quite looking up yet, he seems to be struggling to finish up what he was trying to say last night before. ... And then opening his eyes, he... Realizes he sure as hell ain't talking to no Valdis here.
01[20:21] <Saryx> 3d6+1
05[20:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 3d6+1: 13 [3d6=6,1,5]
[20:24] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas is missing his shirt, and has this weird ass rash thing going on on bits of his upper body.  Lipstick smears on his face.  Dahlia inexplicity has that glowing Kent Myres pillow tucked behind her, illuminating the room.
[20:24] <Shawyun_Sariri> You're also missing your own shirt.
01[20:27] <Saryx> His eyes dart left and right. "... Waaait a second..." Saryx puts his glasses back on. The process repeats. And then the whole room probably suffers. "Hunh? ... 5What's going on here?!?"
[20:28] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas slowly gets up, groaning. "Uuuugh what the...where the fuck is your shirt.  Where the fuck is -my- shirt?"
01[20:28] <Saryx> "... 5And who took my shirt?!?" He starts fumbling about the room, patting his hands on the floor everywhere as he crawls about in search of it.
[20:28] <Shawyun_Sariri> Shirt not found, sir
01[20:31] <Saryx> "Aaaauuuuuuu...." Saryx groans, defeated. "That was one of my nicest shirts, too..." He then looks over to Thomas, and proceeds to shake the damned fool into oblivion. "And 5what's 5,1wrong 5with you?!? 5,1Why 5would you tell Valdis about the cinnamon thing?!?"
[20:31] <Shawyun_Sariri> He rubs his face, looking around.  "Last I recall - holy shit aaaaaaaaaa-"
[20:32] <Shawyun_Sariri> "I DUNNO MAN IT JUST SORTA CAME UP"
[20:33] <Shawyun_Sariri> "SHIT DUDE, whole reason I came back was just to -get- your drunk ass cause she said she left you here!  When I got here...those Asteri guys were throwin' down and next I know I'm wakin' up here."
[20:33] <Shawyun_Sariri> "She came too, dunno what the fuck the pillow came from."
01[20:33] <Saryx> "5Sorta came up? 5,1That sort of thing DOESN'T just 'sort of come up!'"
01[20:33] <Saryx> He furious, bro.
[20:34] <Shawyun_Sariri> "She asked what the fuck happened to ya at the dumb party thing and I just knew it had to do with cinnamon!"
05[20:34] <Shawyun_Sariri> Saryx, roll intuition
01[20:34] <Saryx> 3d6+2
05[20:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 3d6+2: 15 [3d6=2,6,5]
[20:34] <Shawyun_Sariri> You notice the glowing pillow being tossed at you.
[20:35] <Shawyun_Sariri> "SHUT DA FUCK UHP!"
03[20:35] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has left #easternislesrhapsody (Left all channels)
01[20:37] <Saryx> And he turns around and Oh boy. ... You know what? Saryx' hand glows alit, crackling a bit like fireworks as he drives his hand into the pillow to intercept it. Force Palming the fuck out of the glowy pillow! ... God help us if this turns the whole room glittery. "No, 5you1 shut up, Dahlia! This is between 5me1 and 5Thomas1 right now!"
[20:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> The pillow pops like a baloon!
[20:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> There's glitter and confetti everywhere!
[20:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> Yaaaaay!
01[20:40] <Saryx> Ooh, sparklies! "... I gotta tell Anna about this later.  She 5really 1needs to give herself more credit with the whole alchemy thing. ... Not to mention she'll be real happy that thing's gone now..." He muses to himself. Distractions!
05[20:41] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia slowly gets up, you notice she's got some sorta weird ass tribal facepaint thing going on. "You wannah go, Saryx?  Do you have any idea what it's like to be wohken up by your stuhpidly loud voice?!"
[20:41] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas uses the distraction as a chance to check his neck, pockets. "OH GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN. THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT?"
[20:43] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "The fuck you so angry for anyway man?!"
01[20:44] <Saryx> And with Dahlia's own battle cry, Saryx snaps back to this reality and to his previous rage. "Oh, you 5bet 1,I... I..." Saryx' fury just... Sort of runs into a brick wall there as a smile creeps up on his face. "I, umm... You..." He puts a hand to his mouth to stifle the snickers, but it... It fails, and he soon bursts into an uproar of laughter. "Ma-a-an, you gotta look at 5your face, 1Dahlia!"
[20:45] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia: "You callihn' me ugly? OH -HELL NAW-"
[20:45] <Shawyun_Sariri> She dives at you with a kick!
[20:45] <Shawyun_Sariri> 1d20
[20:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Shawyun_Sariri, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
[20:46] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "OH FUCK US WHY DID YOU SAY THAT."
01[20:46] <Saryx> "Oh 5,1Bondye, no! Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" Saryx cries out, diving behind Thomas as a means of protecting himself. Detectan'!
[20:47] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "Wait what!? FU-" He gets kicked in the chest for 47 damage! Doesn't really seem to hurt him that much but. "GOD DAMN IT MAN."
01[20:47] <Saryx> "5I meant the FACE PAINT!"
[20:49] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia starts clambering over Thomas as he continues to owowowow to claw at you as the door slams open! Another shirtless challenger! "VODKA VOD COMRAD WINTER WORK CAMP COUNT TREES!" The red haired Shark Fighter stomps in, shaking his spear.
01[20:51] <Saryx> "Did you not--Oh 5Bondye, Dahlia! Don't you trim your nails or something--1hear me say 5face paint?!? 1I didn't 5mean it 1like--5,1OWWWWWW!!!1--that!"
[20:51] <Shawyun_Sariri> She sorta freezes up as this dude ends. "Why da fuhck is -he- here?"
01[20:51] <Saryx> Saryx is trying to just... Push Thomas into Dahlia to get her off of or at least away from him.
[20:52] <Shawyun_Sariri> Roll Athletics!
01[20:52] <Saryx> 4d6+2
05[20:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 4d6+2: 17 [4d6=6,1,5,3]
[20:52] <Shawyun_Sariri> Shove! He topples over and she lands on top of him.  Shark Fighter is still just hollering gibberish at you.
01[20:53] <Saryx> Lewdly?
[20:54] <Shawyun_Sariri> Damn straight.  He's on his back, she's on top of him.  Dahlia: "Why are you covered in hihckies n' lihpstick?  What face paihnt?  WHAT DA FUCK IS HE EVEHN TRYING TO SAHY?"
[20:54] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas looks like his hug pillow does. "What."
01[20:55] <Saryx> Either way, with his path to freedom, he totally uses Shark Fighter as the next blocker. "Oh, thank 5Bondye 1you're here! Dahlia's gone and lost it something 5real 1bad!"
[20:56] <Shawyun_Sariri> Shark Fighter: "MERCHANT SHARK DEATH VODKA." He's pointing at your back.  Sorta sounds...impressed?
[20:57] <Shawyun_Sariri> The other two just slowly get up and stare at this.
01[20:58] <Saryx> At his back? Oh, so they're all staring at it, hunh? Incoming words.
[20:59] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "Are you in some sorta cinnamon based biker gang? The fuck is that?"
[20:59] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia: "Ugh. Dragons."
01[21:05] <Saryx> So, if they're staring at Saryx' back, what they see is a tattoo. A huge-ass tattoo that pretty much goes up from the waist all the way up to the top. What it looks like is... It's like the whole thing is bursting out towards the viewer, 3D perspective and everything. A pair of... Claws? Wings? Giant-ass crystals? Whatever the case is, they're sort of reaching out from Saryx' back, one with a streak of flame circling up along it, the other the same but with a trail of lightning. "... What? ... What's wr--Oh. ... 5Ohhhh! ... 1Right, I'm... Missing my shirt... And will you 5,1please shut your face with the cinnamon thing, Thomas?!?"
[21:07] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas just shakes his head, meandering off to the rest room.
[21:07] <Shawyun_Sariri> He's promptly tackled by a Luxray "FUCK." Dahlia: "Oh. There's Novah..."
01[21:09] <Saryx> "... Novah?" Saryx perks up, excite. "Hey! Hey, Nova! Come here, boy!" He calls out to the ginormous Luxray.
01[21:09] <Saryx> ... Because he didn't learn from the last time he tried to play with Nova.
[21:10] <Shawyun_Sariri> He's currently using Thomas as a scratching post.  He's just sorta sphealing with it. Shark Fighter pokes you with his unown spear, prodding you to continue.
01[21:13] <Saryx> "Oh, oh... Hey! Watch it with that! Those things 5hurt,1 you know" He pushes the spear down. "... I was gonna 5get 1to the tattoo!"
[21:14] <Shawyun_Sariri> Shark Fighter: "Winter work camp!" Thomas: "THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ASSHOLE?"
01[21:20] <Saryx> "So..." Saryx starts talking. "Well, it was Mom's idea for me to get this tattoo. Got it, uhhh..." He starts counting on his fingers. "Sixteen, yeah! For my sixteenth birthday! It's of Tyr... You know, the Keeper of Order? Lives up in the Misty Mountains? Yeah. That guy!"
[21:23] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia groans.  "Ugh."  She goes to inspect this facepaint and the Luxray follows her.  Shark Fighter just nods in approval, then points the spear out of the room. "Vodka."
[21:24] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas slowly gets up again. "Your mom got you a tattoo.  As a present.  Why does this sound completely assbackwards."
01[21:26] <Saryx> Saryx groans. "... What?!? You don't think it's cool, Dahlia? ... I mean, I know you said you hate dragons and all, but it's not even a 5whole 1dragon! ... Just the wings! You don't even gotta look at his face!" ... Then to Thomas. "Well, not really a 5present 1more than it was just, like... A coming-of-age type of thing? You know what I'm saying?"
01[21:27] <Saryx> And finally to Shark Fighter. "... Wait, 5more 1vodka? ... But... But..." Saryx is just... He's thinking on it.
[21:27] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "I think he means 'water' cause we're all fucking drunk still and you're screamin' like a tepig in a frying pan."
[21:28] <Shawyun_Sariri> He shuffles over to the barside, exhausted already. "God damn it where the fuck is my jacket and shirt."
[21:29] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia returns, very cross. "...It's not comihng off," and also heads to the barside.
01[21:31] <Saryx> "... I'm not 5that 1loud, am I?" He follows over to the bar as well.
[21:31] <Shawyun_Sariri> So loud even his actions are bold.
[21:32] <Shawyun_Sariri> Shark Fighter pours you all big ass glasses of water and practically forces you to drink them
[21:34] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas rubs his face. "Okay. So. What the hell happened here."
[21:34] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia shrugs. "Don't remember a dahmned thing."
01[21:35] <Saryx> "... Wow, these are big! ... Oh, and thank you, ummm... What'd you say your name was, again?" Down the water goes.
[21:35] <Shawyun_Sariri> Shark Fighter: "Shark Fighter."
01[21:36] <Saryx> "Thanks, Shark Fighter!" He calls over after gulping down the last of it.
[21:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> The other two look at you. Thomas: "Do you really not remember anything but that cinnamon shit?"
[21:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "Cause when I got back here you were already shirtless dancin' on a tabletop."
01[21:39] <Saryx> ". . ." Saryx staaares at Thomas. ". . . 5I did 5,1what?!?"
01[21:39] <Saryx> If he'd said that three seconds later, Saryx would've temporarily learned Water Gun.
01[21:39] <Saryx> earlier, rather.
[21:40] <Shawyun_Sariri> They both wince at your voice. Dahlia finds a fucking napkin and pen for your loud ass.
01[21:42] <Saryx> ". . . What's this for, even, Dahlia? ... I thought you already gave me your contact info back when I commissioned your spear..."
[21:43] <Shawyun_Sariri> She winces again and winds up a punch before Shark Fighter bonks her. Shark Fighter: "Write! Count trees K.B.G. Unown Space!"
01[21:46] <Saryx> "Okay, okay, I 5get 1it..." Saryx grumbles and takes the pen and paper. "... What're you talking about with Unown Space, though, Shark Fighter?"
[21:47] <Shawyun_Sariri> Did he write that or say it?
01[21:47] <Saryx> Said it.
[21:47] <Shawyun_Sariri> Everyone winces as Shark Fighter whistles.  A bunch of Unowns come out from under the bar and start to swirl around you
05[21:47] <Shawyun_Sariri> *POOF* Saryx gets banished.
01[21:47] <Saryx> ... What?!?
05[21:51] <Shawyun_Sariri> Saryx pops back after a few moments.
[21:51] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas and Dalhia don't really seem to give a damn what happened cause he totally deserved it.
01[21:52] <Saryx> 3d6+2+2 Spending AP on this one...
05[21:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Spending AP on this one...: 15 [3d6=4,5,2]
01[21:53] <Saryx> Also, were there any A's in there?
[21:53] <Shawyun_Sariri> seperate they would have spelt BEARS, so yes.
01[21:56] <Saryx> Saryx just... When he pops back, he's... He's sitting there, just... Absolutely speechless. Jaw agape as if he'd just... Well, as if he'd seen Bondye itself.
[21:59] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "Please tell me that gave you some damn clue where the hell our shirts n shit are."
01[22:00] <Saryx> Saryx shakes his head nope.
[22:01] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia: "That's it.  We're all goihng to find Meericahl Eye and she's going to figuhre this ouht."
[22:01] <Shawyun_Sariri> She nods a thanks to Shark Fighter, grabs you both by the arm and starts hauling you out
01[22:01] <Saryx> "... For our 5shirts?!?" He cries out, before getting hauled off.
[22:02] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas + Dalhia : "PLEASE JUST STOP TALKING."
01[22:02] <Saryx> "Don't you think that's, like... Just a 5bit much, Dahlia?!?"
01[22:02] <Saryx> "Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuu..."
01[22:03] <Saryx> He just gets dragged along, head down the whole walk.
[22:03] <Shawyun_Sariri> She drags you through the city, to the dock, which really isn't that odd to be shirtless in given it's a friggen beach city.
[22:03] <Shawyun_Sariri> Though her face paint and Thomas's 'markings' get some weird looks and giggles.
[22:04] <Shawyun_Sariri> She stomps up the deck of the ship, and tosses you both into the living area on the top floor.  It's pretty comfy, like a small living and dining room with booths and such. "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
01[22:05] <Saryx> "Whoa!" He faceplants onto the floor. "... You coulda been a little more 5gentle, 5Dahlia!"
[22:07] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye slowly walks up from the lower level, puffing on a pipe, small trail of smoke following her.  She's dressed oddly casually for her.  t-shirt and sweat pants. "Finally back, Dal- pfffffftttttt what the heck is this?"
01[22:08] <Saryx> He looks up from his spot on the ground, and... "Oh, hey there, Miracle!" He pulls himself back up to his feet.
[22:09] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "We went to pick up this drunk ass cause Valdis left him there and shit happened."
[22:09] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dalhia: "Can you. Do thaht thing you do? We don't remember anything."
[22:10] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye flops into one of the booth stalls, laughing her ass off.
01[22:11] <Saryx> "... Can she actually 5do that?" Saryx looks up at Dahlia as he asks. "... Thought she said last night she can't just pick and choose all she sees like that..."
05[22:14] <Shawyun_Sariri> A small box floats  up the stairs and places itself on the table before Miracle Eye.  "You were a disciple of the seers yourself, Saryx.  You should recall parts of what I meant by that."
[22:15] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Divining in such a fashion -does- have unpredictable results.  I have some thoughts on that and why our teachers met the fate they did, but something this recent? Well..."
[22:16] <Shawyun_Sariri> She opens the box, brings out a tarot deck.  "We'll see, come, sit."
01[22:17] <Saryx> "... I got a feeling I'm 5really not gonna like what comes outta  this..."
[22:17] <Shawyun_Sariri> MEANWHILE AT STANLERBUCKS
01[22:17] <Saryx> He joins into the soon-to-be-circle. ... Or eclipse. ... Or whatever weird shape results from people being unable to form circles around a table.
01[22:17] <Saryx> ellipse**
[22:17] <Shawyun_Sariri> Gigi, Ymir and UPROAR are sitting around a table bitching about their annoyances with their coworkers.
[22:17] <Shawyun_Sariri> UPROAR looks around. "DID YALL HERE SOMETHIN?"
[22:18] <Shawyun_Sariri> BACK TO THE BOAT
[22:18] <Shawyun_Sariri> It's like a regular diner booth.  You scoot in, Dahlia follows, Thomas sits on the end, all facing Miracle Eye.
[22:18] <Shawyun_Sariri> She shuffles the deck, looking over you all.
[22:21] <Shawyun_Sariri> "We'll start with Mr. Gelzer, then..."
[22:21] <Shawyun_Sariri> She flips over three cards, eyes locked with his.
[22:22] <Shawyun_Sariri> "The Hanged Man. Fortune.  The World."
[22:24] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Your night started out miserable, but on a second return things took an unexpected, merry change.  You fell asleep very satisfied with how things turned out.  Your shirt...not sure yet."
[22:24] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas nods slowly, Dahlia looks over. "Well of couhrse it couhldn't of been bad just -look- at him."
[22:25] <Shawyun_Sariri> She starts to shuffle the deck again, returning those three cards to it.
01[22:26] <Saryx> Saryx looks over at Thomas. ... Only now really taking note of the hickeys and the like. "... Yeah, Thomas, you... Don't really look all too... What even 5is that stuff all over you?" Not the hickeys, but the other markings. He reaches over the table to like see if it's something that'd rub off or smudge or what have you.
[22:27] <Shawyun_Sariri> He gets all awkward and scoots away from you "What the hell man?!"
[22:27] <Shawyun_Sariri> "As for Dahlia..." Miracle Eye locks her gaze with the blue haired tribal painted girl, and flips over three cards.
01[22:28] <Saryx> "I'm trying to see what that stuff is... Just get back here a second so I can feel it, Thomas!" This... Isn't gonna stop him from trying at all.
[22:28] <Shawyun_Sariri> "The Devil.  The Empress - pppppppfffffftttt." she loses it, falling into the booth seat, laughing and kicking her feet up as the third card hits the table.
01[22:29] <Saryx> Laughing at the card? Or at Saryx?
[22:29] <Shawyun_Sariri> you're not sure, but the other two look at the card confused.
01[22:31] <Saryx> He's taking advantage of Thomas' distraction to get that marking sample. ... And will eventually get back to the card once he's made an attempt at discerning just what that crap is.
[22:31] <Shawyun_Sariri> It's sorta crusted and isn't coming off.  http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/RWS_Tarot_06_Lovers.jpg
01[22:33] <Saryx> "... Maaan, Thomas! Whatever this stuff is, it's stuck on but good!" He licks his thumb and tries to use that as a means to get it off... But just... Kind of stops midswipe when he looks down at the card.
[22:33] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye: "You- you drank so damn much you - ahahahahaha - started getting mopey and - ahahahaha - look inside your jacket."
[22:34] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia slowly reaches in to find a crumpled up shirt and a gunmetal locket. Dahlia: "Eh?"  Thomas: "..."
01[22:35] <Saryx> "... Isn't that...?!?" It's that locket, isn't it?
[22:35] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye: "By the way that's not lip stick.  It's face paint, Thomas." she starts pounding her fist on the table, still laughing.
[22:35] <Shawyun_Sariri> It's a different locket!
[22:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas just stands, awkwardly makes his way to a wall, and starts banging his head against it.  Dalhlia flips the locket open. "Eh? My cousin and Roland's sister?  I don't get it."
01[22:38] <Saryx> "..." Saryx looks up at Dahlia. "... Didn't you say you were holding out for a special someone, Dahlia?" This isn't asked teasingly or anything. It's actually asked more out of earnest curiosity. "Maaan, you 5really must have gotten messed up something bad yourself!"
[22:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> This just makes Miracle Eye laugh harder.
05[22:38] <Shawyun_Sariri> Saryx, intuition please.
01[22:39] <Saryx> 3d6+2+2 ... Oh screw it, not gonna need this next session.
05[22:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, ... Oh screw it, not gonna need this next session.: 17 [3d6=6,3,4]
[22:40] <Shawyun_Sariri> A) That's Thomas's shirt, B) now that you think about it both the face paint and the 'lip stick' is the same color, HRRRRRM
01[22:41] <Saryx> ". . ." Lightbulb. "Aaaaw, that's 5so cute, Dahlia!"
[22:41] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia looks around, slightly mad.  "No really what's so funny."
[22:42] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye: "Ahahahahaha oh my God I am so sorry but this is the funniest damn thing ever."
06[22:43] * Saryx scribbles down a note on that piece of napkin paper, and folds it up before giving it over to Dahlia. [Be careful with him, Dahlia. He's been through a whole lot of hurt.]
[22:44] <Shawyun_Sariri> She reads it quickly, then throttles you Homer Simpson style. "WHAT IS SO DAMNED FUNNY?"
06[22:46] * Saryx grabs at his throat, trying to pry Dahlia's hands off of his neck. "... Can't... Breathe..." He sputters out between coughs.
[22:46] <Shawyun_Sariri> She stops, awaiting an answer.
01[22:47] <Saryx> Air! Saryx hadn't considered that a luxury up until ten seconds ago. Once he's got himself a good fill of it and made certain Dahlia hadn't crushed his neck or nothing, he speaks. Quite matter-of-factly, and quite loud, to boot. "5That's... That's YOUR face that was all over Thomas, Dahlia!" He points for added emphasis.
01[22:48] <Saryx> ... Add another layer of boldtextpowers to that. You know, 5,1like this.
[22:48] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "I." *Thud* "Remember." *Thud* "All." *Thud* "Of." *Thud.* "It." *Thud.*
[22:49] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia: "..." She slowly stands, walks over to a fridge, pulls out two beers and cracks them both open, offering one to Thomas.  They both start drinking in SHAME.
01[22:50] <Saryx> "... Well, it 5could be worse. There's no face paint, well... I'd say where exactly, but don't think I should be talking about that kind of thing at the dinner table..."
01[22:51] <Saryx> "... 5Is there?"
[22:51] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia chokes, and throws the can at you.
[22:51] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye can't breath!
[22:52] <Shawyun_Sariri> 3d6+6 THINK FAST CHUCKLE FUCKER
[22:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Shawyun_Sariri, THINK FAST CHUCKLE FUCKER: 16 [3d6=2,2,6]
[22:52] <Shawyun_Sariri> roll acrobatics!
01[22:52] <Saryx> That auto-hits.
01[22:52] <Saryx> 2d6+2 caps at 14
05[22:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, caps at 14: 5 [2d6=2,1]
01[22:52] <Saryx> To be fair, he totally fucking deserved it.
[22:53] <Shawyun_Sariri> It hits you in the head and you get covered in Wynaut Light.
[22:53] <Shawyun_Sariri> Dahlia stomps off downstairs, you can't tell if she's gonna cry or murder something.
01[22:53] <Saryx> "5Euuuuch!" He cries out. "Maaan, now gonna I'm all 5sticky!"
[22:53] <Shawyun_Sariri> Thomas: "...I'm, uh...gonna use your shower. Yeaaah."
01[22:54] <Saryx> Now i'm gonna be** all sticky...
[22:54] <Shawyun_Sariri> He slinks off into the rest room.
[22:54] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye slowly begins to compose herself.  "Okay.  I think I'm ok-pppffttttahahahaha.....okay.  Think that's it."
[22:55] <Shawyun_Sariri> She slowly starts to shuffle the deck, laughing every few seconds.  "I don't- pppfffttt- we're going to find out the answer to that one easily."
[22:56] <Shawyun_Sariri> You hear a tantrum and screaming from downstairs and she loses it again, deck shuffled at least.
[22:59] <Shawyun_Sariri> Miracle Eye: "Okay.  I think I can do this now..hah..haha..." she looks into your eyes, wiping away a few tears of laughter, and flipping over three cards.
[22:59] <Shawyun_Sariri> She's not reading your mind...but you feel a certain force upon you for sure.
01[22:59] <Saryx> "... I was just 5saying..." He... Doesn't quite get what horrors he'd just inflicted right now. "... So there's... Just mine left, right? ... Think we should wait for them to come back, or...?!?"
[23:00] <Shawyun_Sariri> "The Fool. The High Priestess.  The Magician."
[23:02] <Shawyun_Sariri> "You've encountered a rather unfortionate fate, haven't you?  Something happened you didn't really want to last night, and you tried your hardest to block it out of memory.  You enjoyed the rest of the night after that, and eventually remembered something long forgotten.  So it wasn't a total loss, was it?"
[23:02] <Shawyun_Sariri> "..Oh, and Emile stole your shirt."
01[23:05] <Saryx> "... Yeah, that... Sounds about right, it seems... 'pparently Dahlia and Thomas said I was dancing on tables last night after whatever it was that happened... Don't remember much of anything after drinking that... Euuugh, just thinking about it makes me feel sick... Who thought naming it Slaking Fart was a good idea, anyways?!? It sounds like the kind of thing you'd get Butt Disease from!"
[23:06] <Shawyun_Sariri> "It's just Bacardi and Wild Turkey..."
[23:08] <Shawyun_Sariri> She collects the cards and puts the deck back in its box.
[23:08] <Shawyun_Sariri> "You still got by better than THEY did.  Well, at least poor Dahlia."
01[23:08] <Saryx> "... Guess that gives me more of a reason to find Emile, since that was my nicest shirt I had... And, well..." Saryx looks around to make sure Thomas didn't come back up yet. "... Well, about what I saw... I'm still trying to figure out everything from what happened back at the Gathering a whole while back, and... You remember how you came across your necklace?"
[23:09] <Shawyun_Sariri> "I was meaning to speak with you about that at some point."
[23:09] <Shawyun_Sariri> "But given what your friend Chase has in his possession, well...maybe it'll be better to wait until then."
[23:11] <Shawyun_Sariri> She jingles the necklace, silver with a cube fitting, a diamond and a purple gem.  "I don't imagine I found this much more different than you yours.  I have seen many visions like the one you had, all different.  One led me to a desert crypt, where I awoke before this."
[23:11] <Shawyun_Sariri> "I'm honestly not sure what it's for, though."
01[23:14] <Saryx> "... Well, I... I thought Bondye had given it to me, my necklace. To find.... Well, I made a drawing of what I remember of the place, so I'll have that for next time I see you, Miracle. But I was told by it that it would lead me to where the world's fate could be changed. ... Not all too sure if that's right, though, now, with what I remembered earlier..."
01[23:15] <Saryx> "If it is, though, well... Maybe yours leads some place similar."
[23:17] <Shawyun_Sariri> "I noticed your blonde friend found one as well.  Where at?"
01[23:18] <Saryx> "She found hers over with the Stag Lords, which... Oh, right! Those 5things!"
[23:19] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Which things?"
01[23:20] <Saryx> ... Err, that 5thing. Far as Saryx knows, there's still only the one.
01[23:22] <Saryx> "Miracle, one of the things I saw... Right before I met Bondye... The mermaid monster thing... That's there! And the Stag Lords... They worship her like a God! She gives them powers, kind of like how Chase can do with Aura, I think they said, when they bring their kids there as a coming-of-age ceremony, and... And... Maaan, that really isn't good at all!"
[23:23] <Shawyun_Sariri> You saw several of them in the video, actually!
[23:23] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Oh.  The Sirens."
[23:23] <Shawyun_Sariri> She nods.
[23:23] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Those aren't the only ones," she shrugs casually.
01[23:23] <Saryx> ... Wait, it was multiple? Hunh, musta missed that.
01[23:24] <Saryx> "... Wait, you mean there's more of those?!?"
[23:25] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Like I said, I've seen several of these visions."
[23:26] <Shawyun_Sariri> "It's what led me to this career, to be honest.  Though...well, it seems you were given more insight than I was."
01[23:28] <Saryx> "Aaaaauuuuuuuu..." Saryx removes his glasses and headtables. "... Yeah, I... Think when we meet up with the rest of the Braves next we'll see if we can't sort all this out."
[23:28] <Shawyun_Sariri> "I don't think you should dwell too much on it..."
[23:29] <Shawyun_Sariri> "I don't believe The Sirens, in their own, or any of the other creatures I've seen, are what caused those possible futures."
[23:29] <Shawyun_Sariri> "They are simply a piece in a larger chess game."
01[23:32] <Saryx> "And... Well, those things looked really bad all their own. I'd be more worried about whatever the king is on that chessboard! ... Or... Well, the Queen, really. ... Kings aren't all too powerful on their own..."
[23:33] <Shawyun_Sariri> "But the game isn't over until a king falls, now is it?" she puffs her pipe slowly.
[23:35] <Shawyun_Sariri> "I find it interesting the seers took such interest in you.  Not because of your lack of aptitude, I can tell you learned much from Mr. Jenks, even if you don't realize it quite yet.  Perhaps they saw an insight in you even I didn't have. Hm..."
01[23:40] <Saryx> "... No... I'm just hoping those wouldn't be pawns on the field. Like... If that's supposed to be the weak enemy, that's still horrifying! ... Not to mention what would happen if they make it 'cross the board..." He scratches at the back of his head. "... Well, they did say they foresaw my arrival in Sandseeker, though they... Didn't get anything more than just who I was out of that. Not unless they were withholding something they knew from me. ... Though I don't think they would have had much of any reason to..."
[23:45] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Mmmm..."
[23:45] <Shawyun_Sariri> "So what was the outfit you left with like?"
[23:45] <Shawyun_Sariri> puff puff.
01[23:48] <Saryx> "... Just that, yeah, there's something that I'm not real aware of yet..." He gives another shrug. "... My outfit, though? Ummm... Well, it was..." He just runs off what the outfit looks like. Pulls up a picture of it that he'd taken on his phone of himself wearing it. ... He's totally not the goofus who takes the picture at the mirror, by the way.
01[23:49] <Saryx> Was totally a 'used the mirror to see what the image was as it was aimed at self' picture. ... Not that it matters much...
[23:50] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Huh. Mine is sort of boring."
01[23:50] <Saryx> "... Wait..." Lightbulb! "... You'd been in that place yourself?!?"
[23:52] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Well...yeah?"
[23:52] <Shawyun_Sariri> She head tilts.
01[23:53] <Saryx> "... I mean, I'd... When Gen brought up her talk of Different Space, I'd figured it was the same as the Dream World the Seers brought us into... But, well... You'd been pulled in yourself by an Unown, too?!?"
[23:54] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Unown? No...Just...the realm where those visions come from."
01[23:58] <Saryx> "... Hunh... That's weird... When Bondye spoke to me, it said that the Unown were what brought people to the realm of Farseers... So how did you get there without Unown just... Pulling you in?" He totally said that the first time. Not Dream World. ... Derp. (Logdiving helps sometimes.)
[23:59] <Shawyun_Sariri> "Dreamthistle."
Session Time: Fri Apr 19 00:00:00 2013
[00:00] <Shawyun_Sariri> "It's...the plant they make dream smoke from, the Pokemon that make it normally eat it."
01[00:01] <Saryx> "..." Saryx can't help but stare at Miracle's pipe.
[00:01] <Shawyun_Sariri> "What?"
[00:03] <Shawyun_Sariri> "If it's about the rumors that inhaling it in the raw turns you into a sociopath and The Hulk, that's complete ponytashit.  It's been common practice for centuries."
01[00:03] <Saryx> "... I was just... Well, I guess that explains why you've got the pipe. I just thought it made you look all classy opposed to smoking a cigar or something. ... But it's just... You smoke that and you're whisked off to the realm of Farseers?"
[00:07] <Shawyun_Sariri> She laughs. "Oh, no.  I just enjoy smoking."
[00:07] <Shawyun_Sariri> "To be perfectly honest it was a complete accident at first.  Or, an experiment I guess."
[00:07] <Shawyun_Sariri> "This is just normal tobacco, silly."
[00:07] <Shawyun_Sariri> (swapping to desktop)
01[00:07] <Saryx> (Don't forget to update the lewd count.)
01[00:09] <Saryx> "Oh, I... Thought you might've been smoking it right now, what with you having gone and just..." He points over to the box. "The whole thing with the tarot cards."
01[00:09] <Saryx> "... Guess that would be real trivial, though, using the plant for that."
[00:10] <~zoofman> "Things that have happened, are happening close by, or will happen very soon are very, very different than..."
[00:10] <~zoofman> "Well, you know."
01[00:12] <Saryx> "Got it, Miracle!" He nods to affirm himself.
[00:12] <~zoofman> Thomas steps out of the rest room, all showered up, and sorta slinks on out as sneakily as he can
[00:12] <~zoofman> 4d6-2 sneakysneak
[00:12] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, sneakysneak: 10 [4d6=3,2,3,4]
01[00:13] <Saryx> 3d6+1 I can beat that with Perception. ... I think. DiceMaid protect!
05[00:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, I can beat that with Perception. ... I think. DiceMaid protect!: 10 [3d6=2,6,1]
[00:14] <~zoofman> You catch sight of him as he gets to do the door.
01[00:15] <Saryx> "Hey, Thomas! Where you going?" He calls out, waving, effectively blowing his spot.
[00:16] <~zoofman> Thomas: "..."
01[00:16] <Saryx> "... Something else the matter, Thomas?"
[00:16] <~zoofman> Thomas: "To a supermarket to buy a handle, and then getting a god damn burrito" He releases his Zapdos and VWOOOOOOOOM
[00:17] <~zoofman> Miracle Eye chuckles.
06[00:18] * Saryx turns back to Miracle. "... So Dahlia was screaming, and Thomas seemed in a real hurry to get back. ... You think that they might've actually...?!?"
[00:19] <~zoofman> "There's unspoken rules among telepaths on what's polite to drag up and what isn't."
[00:19] <~zoofman> She shrugs. "Who knows?"
[00:22] <~zoofman> "I wouldn't mention anything about it around Dahlia, however."
01[00:25] <Saryx> "... Got it, Miracle!" He nods. "... I should probably go back and find my shirt back from Emile, or at least wash off all this beer and everything... i feel like kindergarteners used me in their arts and crafts project right now. ... Do let her know I was serious about her and Thomas looking cute together, though, okay? I promised Shawyun I'd help some with Thomas' problems, and if she's as into him as I think, I'd wanna see that work out for the both of 'em! ... Still gotta make sure Shawyun isn't gonna go off and prank whoever that was real bad, though..."
01[00:26] <Saryx> "Maaan, waaay too much happened last night..."
[00:27] <~zoofman> "Dahlia..."
[00:27] <~zoofman> "Well, she has a bit of a complex.  I don't really feel it's my place to speak about it."
[00:28] <~zoofman> "Poor Mr. Gelzer probably would end up hurt even more as things are."
01[00:29] <Saryx> Tick. Tick. Tick. Awkward thought. "... Wait, you mean that, like... She's a...? That she's normally just into...?" He's hoping that much will get to what he's aiming for.
[00:29] <~zoofman> "You could just use our shower.  We're going to the same place this afternoon, anyway." she shrugs.
01[00:30] <Saryx> "... We are?!?" Saryx raises an eyebrow, confused. He... Really didn't catch Chase what with him having been trying to stop Shawyun from murdering Gabby at the time.
[00:31] <~zoofman> "That is not it, no.  But Dalhia is my best friend and I can't really speak on this for her.  You understand, right?"
01[00:32] <Saryx> "... Yeah, I got it! But what's this about us being in the same place later? Something going on I don't know about?"
[00:32] <~zoofman> "Your friends invited us to hang out on the beach."
01[00:33] <Saryx> "... They did? ... How come no one ever told me about this?!?"
01[00:34] <Saryx> He goes to check his phone to text the others about this, but... Checks his messages. "... Ohhh..."
01[00:38] <Saryx> "... Guess we are going  to the beach together, then. ... And... Guess I can wait a bit on getting my shirt back... Not like I'm gonna need it there, anyways... Should probably stop back at the hotel and pick up my cooler, at least, though..."
[00:40] <~zoofman> She chuckles. "No one will think odd of a young man being shirltess in Veilbeak, no."
01[00:42] <Saryx> "Whole lot less weird than up in Shiverwing! ... Which really isn't that terrible when it's not snowing too bad, but... Yeah, I'm pretty sure they still think me and Grampa Alvis need to be sent off to the asylum sometimes."
01[00:47] <Saryx> "But yeah, Miracle... If you don't mind me washing up real quick here, I just... Think I'd look ridiculous walking back like..." He raises his arms, spinning around to show off all of his sparkly, confetti-coated, beer-bathed self. "Well, this."
[00:48] <~zoofman> "Beautiful tattoo, but the glitter is..."
[00:48] <~zoofman> "...I'll just leave you a towel by the door," she giggles.
01[00:49] <Saryx> "... You really think so?!?" He sports the derpsmile for but a moment. "... But yeah, really appreciate it. Thanks a whole lot!"
[00:51] <~zoofman> She nods, getting up to retrieve one.
01[00:52] <Saryx> And if there's nothing else, once Saryx has that towel, he hops in the bathroom and the scene fades to steam.
[00:52] <~zoofman> aradokihubba