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- * bucolicBunyan [BB] sprouted a connection to uncertainBypasser [UB]
- <bucolicBunyan> Yo
- <bucolicBunyan> Sorry bout all that shit.....
- <uncertainBypasser> Oh hey :)
- <uncertainBypasser> You don't have to apologize for ember.
- <bucolicBunyan> Oh
- <bucolicBunyan> Thats not what I was apologizing for
- <bucolicBunyan> I just kinda freaked the fuck out n left u high n dry with all of that stuff!!!! :((((
- <uncertainBypasser> It's alright. An ogre or so showed up
- <uncertainBypasser> Looks like your planet does have monsters.
- <bucolicBunyan> Guess so..... :////
- <bucolicBunyan> So whats up with Ember????
- <bucolicBunyan> Hes talkin to me right now
- <uncertainBypasser> He basically woke up, saw me, held me at umbrella point before expelling me from his room
- <uncertainBypasser> I grabbed his laptop for him and now I'm just waiting in the hallway.
- <bucolicBunyan> sounds about right I guess
- <bucolicBunyan> siiiigh
- <bucolicBunyan> I just cant do it!!!!
- <uncertainBypasser> do what? help Ember today?
- <bucolicBunyan> I just feel SO fucking awful everytime I Xplain this to him!!!!
- <bucolicBunyan> Why does he have to feel so shitty every day!!!!
- <bucolicBunyan> And Im the one who maXe him feel so shitty!!!!!
- <uncertainBypasser> :(
- <bucolicBunyan> Sometimes he asks me why I even told him
- <bucolicBunyan> That hed be happier if I just lied and pretended as though nothing was wrong
- <bucolicBunyan> I did that sometimes!!!!
- <uncertainBypasser> It didn't work usually :/
- <bucolicBunyan> It was so awesome seeing him happy for once but it just made me feel worse
- <bucolicBunyan> He did something before he forgot stuff parently
- <bucolicBunyan> Something you should know about probably
- <bucolicBunyan> so......
- <bucolicBunyan> He crossed out the bit in his notebook about his memory problems
- <bucolicBunyan> or something like that
- <bucolicBunyan> So Im just rolling with it
- <bucolicBunyan> He cried yesterday because he said hed rather I never told him
- <uncertainBypasser> ohno.
- <bucolicBunyan> I cant even tell him the world ended and that his family is dead
- <bucolicBunyan> I dunno what the fuck Im doing
- <uncertainBypasser> His family might not be dead though.
- <bucolicBunyan> Im probs gonna regret this
- <bucolicBunyan> But Im just acting like its the day after he last remembered stuff way back when
- <bucolicBunyan> I told him bout the fuckin sketchy program and the space roX n how we all got teleported here
- <bucolicBunyan> I just......
- <bucolicBunyan> Idk
- <bucolicBunyan> I told him that the last day he remembers was yesterday
- <uncertainBypasser> D:
- <uncertainBypasser> We are so screwed as soon as he looks in a mirror.
- <uncertainBypasser> or looks down.'
- <bucolicBunyan> ????
- <uncertainBypasser> He's like 5 years older than he was when he last remembers himself
- <uncertainBypasser> He's gone through most of puberty since then :/
- <bucolicBunyan> Well he hasnt noticed that sometimes in the past
- <uncertainBypasser> I guess.
- <bucolicBunyan> Idk how human shit worX but whatevs
- <uncertainBypasser> I hope this works out.
- <bucolicBunyan> P sure I fucked up big time
- <bucolicBunyan> like real big time
- <bucolicBunyan> idk why couldnt i just tell him
- <bucolicBunyan> im sposed to be his friend
- <uncertainBypasser> It will be okay.
- <uncertainBypasser> I... I think I can help him today.
- <uncertainBypasser> If he will actually let me talk to him...
- <bucolicBunyan> sigh
- <bucolicBunyan> ........
- <bucolicBunyan> idk why i did this to u
- <bucolicBunyan> i like forced u to lie to him
- <bucolicBunyan> how asshole is that
- <uncertainBypasser> I might not end up sticking with the lie.
- <uncertainBypasser> I don't know :/
- <uncertainBypasser> It's okay though, he won't remember tomorrow....
- <bucolicBunyan> i mean ur in like a super shitty spot right now
- <bucolicBunyan> ......
- <bucolicBunyan> either u try n cover shit up n avoid the subject or u get ember to be super pissed at me
- <uncertainBypasser> If I do it over the day, he might not get super pissed at you.
- <uncertainBypasser> I'll play it by ear.
- <bucolicBunyan> i p much deserve it though
- <uncertainBypasser> Its an okay mistake D:
- <bucolicBunyan> I mean he Xed it out though!!!!!
- <bucolicBunyan> like he didnt want to know or some shit
- <uncertainBypasser> But he went so many days without doing something like that... its so weird.
- <uncertainBypasser> On the plus side, even if medicine couldn't fix him, maybe we can make something in this game that can?
- <uncertainBypasser> Then we would only have to do this one more time.
- <bucolicBunyan> Yeah maybe this game does so much magic shit who knows Ive stopped trying to make sense of it
- <uncertainBypasser> well, I'll try and make sure he doesn't mark you down as a jerk or something.
- <uncertainBypasser> It took us a few days trying to get him to get rid of that last time :/
- <bucolicBunyan> Idk if I can really ask u to do this
- <bucolicBunyan> But can u try and roll with it?
- <bucolicBunyan> Everything I told him was true
- <bucolicBunyan> Space roX did rain everywhere n this program teleported our houses away before we got Xploded
- <bucolicBunyan> He did forget shit cuz a space rock hit him n he decided to go to sleep just now
- <bucolicBunyan> He did save u usin the program thingy
- <bucolicBunyan> I aXually have no fuckin clue where the hell we are now
- <uncertainBypasser> Ya, Ill roll with it unless he presses me directly I guess :/
- <bucolicBunyan> K
- <bucolicBunyan> Sorry I fucked up I kinda thought this is what he wanted
- <bucolicBunyan> Hell it probs is what he wanted
- <bucolicBunyan> Just maybe its not whats best
- <bucolicBunyan> fuck
- <bucolicBunyan> Im not good at this sorta stuff
- <bucolicBunyan> Hell if I know what to do
- <uncertainBypasser> Just, keep fighting stuff?
- <uncertainBypasser> And maybe Ill get there at some point?
- <uncertainBypasser> ... wow this game sucks XD
- <uncertainBypasser> ya its getting hard to stay upbeat.
- <uncertainBypasser> I'll do what I can for him.
- <bucolicBunyan> ThanX I guess
- <bucolicBunyan> Guess Ill just try and do stuff?
- <bucolicBunyan> Keep talkin to Ember?
- <bucolicBunyan> Idk
- <bucolicBunyan> Even though it was a monster slammin my chainsaw into that huge thing was
- <bucolicBunyan> idk
- <bucolicBunyan> weird
- <uncertainBypasser> Ya, I've fought a lot of them.
- <uncertainBypasser> They get weird powers
- <bucolicBunyan> Ive just kinda been sittin here in the grass
- <bucolicBunyan> I always fuckin yelled at Adrian for bein a murderer but.......
- <bucolicBunyan> Idk am I one now too????
- <bucolicBunyan> everything is just so shitty right now
- <uncertainBypasser> I don't think its murder when its war.
- <uncertainBypasser> They attack the people, destroy property, and have no remorse.
- <uncertainBypasser> Orea said that frederick made friends with the imps though, so I don't know.
- <bucolicBunyan> Idt Ive seen any imps but Idk
- <bucolicBunyan> If those shelled dudes are imps then they can be p chill sometimes
- <bucolicBunyan> I played playdoh with some of them
- <bucolicBunyan> maybe theyre just peeps who live here or something though idk
- <uncertainBypasser> Shelled? That sounds like them.
- <uncertainBypasser> Unless you are talking about the civilians on the dream planet.
- <bucolicBunyan> Still have never been there before so Idk
- <uncertainBypasser> Probably the imps then
- <uncertainBypasser> Hey, if they don't attack you, there isn't really any reason to kill them I guess.
- <bucolicBunyan> Some of them tried
- <bucolicBunyan> I think
- <bucolicBunyan> Idk
- <bucolicBunyan> It was pretty lulzy
- <uncertainBypasser> Mine mostly just do things like kidnap my dad and try to throw him off a cliff, attack me in the fog, terrorize bears, and almost kill me
- <bucolicBunyan> I just yelled at them and they went away
- <uncertainBypasser> That's nice.
- <uncertainBypasser> Well, I guess I'll try and repair ember today
- <uncertainBypasser> I'll talk to you later :)
- <bucolicBunyan> K
- <bucolicBunyan> Guess youll know when were done talking
- <bucolicBunyan> Ill let u know if anything else goes horribly wrong
- <bucolicBunyan> ....
- <bucolicBunyan> ttyl
- * bucolicBunyan [BB] chopped down the connection to uncertainBypasser [UB]
- <uncertainBypasser> :(
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