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- > You feel a hell of a lot better after throwing up.
- > Kinda wish you had mouthwash, though.
- > You glance in the mirror.
- >Your hair is everywhere and your clothes are more wrinkled than Mayor Mare's ass.
- "God damn, I'm sexy."
- >"Highly debatable."
- > You jump and nearly smash your face into the mirror.
- > You hear Discord cackle.
- "Don't sneak up on me, fucker!"
- >"It's not my fault you left the door open."
- >You roll your eyes.
- >"Besides, you should be thanking me,"
- "Pfft."
- >"Not only for instantly healing you, but--"
- "Whoa, what?"
- > You grab the hem of your dress, but let go when you realize Discord was still in the room.
- > You push him out and slam the door.
- > You lift your dress and bend over in front of the mirror.
- > Not a bruise in sight.
- > It was the same as before, if not a bit chubbier.
- > It even had that new car smell.
- > You bend over a little more and realize your pubic hair is shaped like a mustache.
- > MOTHA--
- > Discord chuckles and slips under the door.
- > You quickly pull your dress down.
- > "Do you seriously think I would try anything? I'm insulted. I get my fill from a mare more than willing."
- "You're fucking Butterbutt, aren't you?"
- >"That's an understatement, my dear Anon."
- > You fist bump him.
- "What else do I need to thank you for?"
- > He grins.
- >"Well, I WAS going to tell you, but you pushed me, so you can find out for yourself. "
- "Come on, man!"
- >"Nope."
- "I got these cheeseburgers..."
- >"I happen to be lactose intolerant."
- "Seriously?"
- >"Mmhmm."
- "Wow."
- >"What are you sillies talking about in the bathroom?"
- > Discord turns around, and Pinkie is standing there, as happy as can be.
- >"If I didn't know any better, I'd swear we were related. "
- >"We probably are, my mom used to fool around alot."
- "Why? Couldn't your dad get hard? "
- > You all share a laugh.
- > Pinkie stops first.
- > "All right, Nonny. Lets go! "
- "Go where?"
- >"To your baby shower! "
- > You choke on your own spit.
- "Who told you?"
- > "That's not important. We need to go, like, now! "
- > She grabs you and starts pushing you outside.
- >"By the way, Fluttershy says she needs your help, Discord. "
- >"Will do."
- > She manages to push you through town to Sugarcube Corner.
- > As she pushes the door, you expect everyone to jump out and yell surprise, but instead, the store is dark, like it was closing time.
- > She guides you to the back of the store.
- > Everything's much brighter back here, and decorated with pastel colored streamers and such.
- > Some of the balloons have writing on them:
- > 'It could be a boy!'
- > 'It might be a girl!'
- > 'Your baby has an undetermined gender, but were still happy for you!'
- > That's some tiny ass writing.
- > One thing stood out the most, though.
- > No one was here.
- > Pinkie seems to expect the question.
- >"Everyone is out getting you presents. Heh, the party WAS kind of short notice. But where theres a will, theres a way!"
- > You eye the table full of presents.
- >"Oh, all of those are from me. But don't worry about that right now. We need to talk."
- > Why does everyone always want to talk?
- > Why couldn't we just forget it?-
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