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- Lord English went down to Derse, he was looking for a soul to steal.
- He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
- When he came across this young girl sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
- And Lord English jumped onto an appearifier and said: "LASS LET ME TELL YOU WHAT:
- "I GUESS YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT, BUT I'M A FIDDLE PLAYER TOO.
- "AND IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A DARE, I'LL MAKE A BET WITH YOU.
- "NOW YOU PLAY A PRETTY GOOD FIDDLE, GIRL, BUT GIVE THE DEMON HIS DUE:
- "I BET A FIDDLE OF GOLD AGAINST YOUR SOUL, 'CAUSE I THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU."
- The girl said: "My name is Rose and it might as well be a sin,
- "But I'll take your bet, which you shall regret, because I'm the best that's ever been."
- Rose you risin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
- 'Cause hells broke loose in Derse and the demon deals the cards.
- And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
- But if you lose, Lord English gets your soul.
- The demon opened up his case and he said: "I'LL START THIS SHOW."
- And fire flew from the ends of his claws as he rosined up his bow.
- And he dragged the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
- Then a band of denizens joined in and it sounded something like this.
- ~~~
- When Lord English finished, Rose said: "Well I see you're quite adept at fiddling, evil one .
- "But just sit down in that chair, right there, and allow me show you how it's done."
- Fire in the Still Room, run Ace, run.
- The devil's in the kingdom of the settin' sun.
- Jack on the mesa, stabbing Bro.
- "Granny, does your dog blink?"
- "No, Jake, no."
- The devil bowed his skull because he knew that he'd been beat.
- He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Rose's feet.
- Rose said: "Demon just return here if you ever wish to try that again.
- "As I've told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm simply the best there's ever been."
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