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// ================================================
// main.cpp
//
#include "headarh.hpp"


PROGRAM
BEGIN
    h0:
        UEBER VAR y = 5;
        y = y - 1;
        WRITE(y);
        IF (y == 1) GOTO h1;
        RETURN (y == 0) ? 0 : START;
    h1:
        WRITE("bang bang waka waka!");
        GOTO h0;
END

// ================================================
// main.i

int main()
{
    h0:
        static int y = 5;
        y = y - 1;
        std::cout << y << std::endl;;
        if (y == 1) goto h1;
        return (y == 0) ? 0 : main();
    h1:
        std::cout << "bang bang waka waka!" << std::endl;;
        goto h0;
}
// ================================================
// headarh.hpp
#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>
#include <ctime>

#define BEGIN {
#define END }
#define GOTO goto
#define PROGRAM int main()
#define VAR int
#define START main()
#define WRITE(xxx) std::cout << xxx << std::endl;
#define IF if
#define RETURN return
#define UEBER static