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  1. [3:29:11 AM | Edited 3:29:13 AM] OboDerf: So how are you in pain then Jarrod?
  2. [3:29:43 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ah, you know, just your typical sleep deprivation
  3. [3:29:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: good times all around
  4. [3:30:03 AM] OboDerf: Hmm, I have no clue how to solve that one
  5. [3:30:15 AM] OboDerf: Maybe you could consult your local GP?
  6. [3:30:19 AM] Jarrod Barrett: yeah, same here. absolutely stumped
  7. [3:31:25 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I don't think he has the technology required to aid me
  8. [3:31:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'm thinking of consulting an expert, perhaps then I would be given the aid I require
  9. [3:33:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but I don't really think there is any sort of cure. That'd be ridiculous. I think I just gotta tough it out and carry on through the fatigue, night and day, until the end of time
  10. [3:33:35 AM] OboDerf: It's a terrible shame that
  11. [3:33:47 AM] OboDerf: And there's no way to just sleep off this issue
  12. [3:33:53 AM] OboDerf: You have to endure it
  13. [3:34:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: indeed, but you know what they say; sleep is for the weak!
  14. [3:34:45 AM] Jarrod Barrett: as well as food, water, hope, family, friends, etc, etc.
  15. [3:35:06 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but you knew that, I'm sure ;)
  16. [3:35:11 AM] OboDerf: Of course
  17. [3:35:21 AM] OboDerf: What ever you do, we will support you
  18. [3:35:38 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I appreciate it
  19. [3:35:44 AM] OboDerf: In fact, I'm sure we could reach out to Make a Wish for you
  20. [3:36:13 AM | Edited 3:36:17 AM] OboDerf: Maybe, with us all there, we could get you to have fun, for 1 last time in your sleep deprived life
  21. [3:37:08 AM] Jarrod Barrett: haha, with all our power combined, who knows what miracles could unfold
  22. [3:37:39 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I realize I'm probably making very little sense right now...
  23. [3:38:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but you know, a tired Door is a Door who rambles on about nonsensical gibberish for hours on end!
  24. [3:38:32 AM] Jarrod Barrett: as the kids would say
  25. [3:39:02 AM] OboDerf: Oh yes, that very common phrase I hear on a daily basis
  26. [3:39:31 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Precisely! It's practically law!
  27. [3:39:57 AM] *** OboDerf has renamed this conversation to "C4S10: a tired Door is a Door who rambles on about gibberish for hours" ***
  28. [3:40:07 AM] *** OboDerf has renamed this conversation to "C4S10: A tired Door is a Door who rambles on about gibberish for hours" ***
  29. [3:41:19 AM] Jarrod Barrett: and all will immediately recognize that for what it is. which is a very common sayin, of course.
  30. [3:42:07 AM | Edited 3:42:12 AM] OboDerf: Anyone who does not has clearly been living under a rock since the beginning of time
  31. [3:44:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: indeed! even some who are ignorant to the existence of life as such and beyond are knowledgeable in the sight of that phrase!
  32. [3:45:02 AM] Jarrod Barrett: The light, the void, existence within nature, those who think of themselves, and those who don't think at all
  33. [3:45:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: they all know of the tired Door, and they all claim it to be true.
  34. [3:45:43 AM] Jarrod Barrett: But true, dare it be?
  35. [3:46:05 AM] OboDerf: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Plato-raphael.jpg
  36. [3:46:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: YES! IT DARE TO BE. AND BE IT SHALL!
  37. [3:46:14 AM] OboDerf: Jarrod IRL
  38. [3:46:35 AM] Jarrod Barrett: how did you know???
  39. [3:46:41 AM] OboDerf: o shit
  40. [3:47:31 AM] OboDerf: Jarrod has really been a 3rd-4th century BC Philosopher all along
  41. [3:47:38 AM] OboDerf: How could we not have known
  42. [3:48:10 AM] Jarrod Barrett: 'tis true, this world is a strange one
  43. [3:48:45 AM] OboDerf: That's like Geri actually turning out to be a 30 foot pre-historic monster from Lock ness.
  44. [3:48:56 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ...
  45. [3:49:01 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you didn't know?
  46. [3:49:02 AM] OboDerf: That's obsessed with £3.50
  47. [3:49:08 AM] OboDerf: No, apparently not
  48. [3:49:25 AM] Jarrod Barrett: well, I may be wrong about this
  49. [3:50:52 AM | Edited 3:51:19 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but I was under the impression that geri was a 30 foot pre-historic monster from Lock Ness who may or may not be obsessed with £3.50
  50. [3:51:07 AM] OboDerf: Well, it makes sense
  51. [3:51:35 AM] OboDerf: I mean, Geri based his character around Junkrat.
  52. [3:51:41 AM] OboDerf: Who mains Junkrat?
  53. [3:52:04 AM | Edited 3:52:36 AM] OboDerf: Well, non other than a certain pre-historic, 30 foot large monster
  54. [3:52:21 AM] OboDerf: Based in Lock Ness and loves the meme number 3.50
  55. [3:52:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: WOAH!
  56. [3:52:43 AM] OboDerf: I know
  57. [3:52:49 AM] OboDerf: It's been there all along
  58. [3:53:02 AM] OboDerf: Thank you for opening my eyes to this conspiricy
  59. [3:53:16 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Illumigeri confirmed!
  60. [3:54:00 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I always knew you'd be the one to figure these things out
  61. [3:54:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I just didn't think it'd be so soon...
  62. [3:54:41 AM] OboDerf: Well, we all know I've been suspicious of Geri from the start
  63. [3:55:02 AM] OboDerf: I thought he was abusing his lovable fool role with the DMs though
  64. [3:55:11 AM] OboDerf: Never thought it would be this serious.
  65. [3:55:31 AM] Jarrod Barrett: yes, his lockness monster nature was allowed to leak at times
  66. [3:55:50 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but I think we now realize that this goes far deeper than any of us expected
  67. [3:56:15 AM] OboDerf: Go on
  68. [3:56:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'm just saying, the world was his oyster...
  69. [3:56:47 AM] Jarrod Barrett: yet he ate it whole
  70. [3:57:07 AM] Jarrod Barrett: and then choked on a pearl...
  71. [3:57:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: it was very sad
  72. [3:57:21 AM] OboDerf: Damn Plato, nice analogy there
  73. [3:57:46 AM] OboDerf: But anyway, did you notice how his 1st opponent was a squid?
  74. [3:57:52 AM] OboDerf: A meme squid at that
  75. [3:57:59 AM] OboDerf: Where does a squid reside?
  76. [3:58:01 AM] OboDerf: The sea
  77. [3:58:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: wait, wasn't the squid ocelots opponent?
  78. [3:58:32 AM] OboDerf: Where does a non-specific 30 foot, memeing, pre-historic moster reside?
  79. [3:58:42 AM] OboDerf: And yes
  80. [3:58:45 AM] OboDerf: Your right
  81. [3:58:56 AM] OboDerf: But that means Ocelot is in on it aswell
  82. [3:59:02 AM | Edited 3:59:05 AM] OboDerf: ((Or I fucked up))
  83. [3:59:05 AM] Jarrod Barrett: OH MY GOD I KNEW IT!
  84. [3:59:20 AM] OboDerf: ((Yeah, Geri fought the Bear, didn't he))
  85. [3:59:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: they're both 30 feet long Lock Ness monsters!!!
  86. [3:59:25 AM] OboDerf: ((Shit))
  87. [3:59:35 AM] OboDerf: Whis is deeper then we both origionally thought
  88. [3:59:44 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'd even bet that ocelot's actually 40 feet!
  89. [3:59:50 AM] OboDerf: Holy damn
  90. [4:00:02 AM] OboDerf: The more they meme = the bigger they get
  91. [4:00:11 AM] OboDerf: This is Ocelot's way of getting more power
  92. [4:00:19 AM] OboDerf: To create a character BASED on memes
  93. [4:00:33 AM] OboDerf: And grow to the size of a genesis frog
  94. [4:01:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: why does this scenario remind me of cherubs for some reason
  95. [4:02:35 AM] OboDerf: What do you mean?
  96. [4:02:36 AM] Jarrod Barrett: and their... unusual methods of procreation
  97. [4:02:37 AM] Jarrod Barrett: It's like, the same thing with lock ness monsters...
  98. [4:02:46 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but instead of an overwhelming hatred of one another:
  99. [4:02:48 AM] Jarrod Barrett: memes
  100. [4:02:52 AM] Jarrod Barrett: all the memes
  101. [4:03:16 AM] Jarrod Barrett: all of them
  102. [4:03:16 AM] *** OboDerf has renamed this conversation to "C4S10: The plot thickens" ***
  103. [4:03:19 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'm telling you, I've cracked the case
  104. [4:03:31 AM | Edited 4:03:39 AM] OboDerf: You've got them by the bollockes
  105. [4:04:12 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'd even go as far as to say that every single player in this session is in fact a lock ness monster looking to mate!
  106. [4:04:20 AM] Jarrod Barrett: It all adds up
  107. [4:04:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the memes
  108. [4:04:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the sea
  109. [4:04:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the...
  110. [4:04:46 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ocean puns......
  111. [4:05:09 AM] OboDerf: You're not...
  112. [4:05:18 AM] OboDerf: Accusing me?
  113. [4:05:20 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I AM!
  114. [4:05:26 AM] OboDerf: You curr!
  115. [4:05:35 AM] Jarrod Barrett: YOU ARE CLEARLY THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL!
  116. [4:05:46 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the biggest lockness creature of the deep!
  117. [4:05:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: their leader!
  118. [4:06:07 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I should have known from the start!
  119. [4:06:11 AM] OboDerf: How dare you say such things!!
  120. [4:06:16 AM] OboDerf: I demand Proof!
  121. [4:06:23 AM] Jarrod Barrett: this has all been a part of your ruse! since the very beginning!
  122. [4:06:44 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you organized everything! influenced the dms of all sessions!
  123. [4:07:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: manipulated us all just to guarantee the survival of your own dying race!
  124. [4:07:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the memes... oh god the memes!!
  125. [4:07:36 AM] OboDerf: Well, if you think that's all to my plans then you're a fool
  126. [4:07:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I see them in a whole new light now
  127. [4:07:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: What!? it goes even deeper than I thought!?
  128. [4:08:02 AM] OboDerf: Tell me, have you ever heard of a man by the name of Andrew Hussie....
  129. [4:08:10 AM] Jarrod Barrett: !
  130. [4:08:30 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you're not suggesting...
  131. [4:08:40 AM] OboDerf: I am Plato
  132. [4:08:55 AM] Jarrod Barrett: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
  133. [4:09:17 AM] Jarrod Barrett: this whole time I though I...
  134. [4:09:26 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but no, it was you all along!
  135. [4:09:41 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I remember... I was but a child when you took me
  136. [4:09:55 AM] Jarrod Barrett: forced me to believe my identity was a lie
  137. [4:09:58 AM] Jarrod Barrett: was a ruse!
  138. [4:10:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you replaced it with that of your own! just to torment me later, and deny me of what I believed was rightfully mine!
  139. [4:10:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but... just tell me one thing...
  140. [4:10:46 AM] Jarrod Barrett: why?
  141. [4:10:56 AM] Jarrod Barrett: what was the point to all this madness!?
  142. [4:11:00 AM] OboDerf: You think this is all some game, don't you Plato
  143. [4:11:18 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I...
  144. [4:11:24 AM] OboDerf: That this is one big, jokey conspiracy you can play down once the others arrive
  145. [4:11:50 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I am not PLATO!
  146. [4:12:03 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I WAS NEVER PLATO!
  147. [4:12:06 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you...
  148. [4:12:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: or was it...
  149. [4:12:14 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ...
  150. [4:12:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ... or am I?
  151. [4:12:45 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I can't recall... but I do know one thing!
  152. [4:12:51 AM] OboDerf: ((Sorry, I'm working on something)0
  153. [4:12:53 AM] Jarrod Barrett: one thing's for sure!
  154. [4:14:00 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((haha, meaning I should probably leave you to whatever it is you're doing and cease spamming the chat?))
  155. [4:14:52 AM] Jarrod Barrett: This is not over!
  156. [4:15:01 AM] Jarrod Barrett: This will never be over
  157. [4:15:10 AM] OboDerf: I have got evidence for you
  158. [4:15:27 AM] OboDerf: Proof that this has been going on for longer then you thought
  159. [4:15:34 AM] OboDerf: Look
  160. [4:15:36 AM] OboDerf: Closely
  161. [4:15:47 AM] OboDerf: Can you see it?
  162. [4:16:04 AM] OboDerf: On the body, there was a meme tattooed all along
  163. [4:16:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
  164. [4:16:38 AM] Jarrod Barrett: This whole time....
  165. [4:16:39 AM] OboDerf: It's been right under your nose this entire time
  166. [4:16:53 AM] OboDerf: The world dismissed it
  167. [4:16:56 AM] OboDerf: Ignored it
  168. [4:17:04 AM] OboDerf: They didn't see it cause they didn't want to
  169. [4:17:09 AM | Edited 4:17:11 AM] OboDerf: But now...
  170. [4:17:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: now the truth has finally come to light
  171. [4:17:43 AM | Edited 4:17:57 AM] OboDerf: But who will belive you not-quite-Plato?
  172. [4:18:02 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'm a nobody, you're right about that
  173. [4:18:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: no true identity
  174. [4:18:12 AM] Jarrod Barrett: no family
  175. [4:18:18 AM] Jarrod Barrett: nobody to trust
  176. [4:18:27 AM] OboDerf: Even with your 2400 year old work, you will never be heard
  177. [4:19:01 AM] Jarrod Barrett: BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I DON'T GET THIS BRODCAST AROUNT THE GLOBE!
  178. [4:19:12 AM] OboDerf: Go ahead
  179. [4:19:16 AM] OboDerf: Try your best
  180. [4:19:16 AM] Jarrod Barrett: THEY WILL KNOW
  181. [4:19:22 AM] OboDerf: Tell them
  182. [4:19:30 AM] OboDerf: It will spawn memes
  183. [4:19:33 AM] OboDerf: Food
  184. [4:19:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: AND THEY WILL BELIEVE!!!!!
  185. [4:19:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'll make them believe!
  186. [4:19:48 AM] OboDerf: You will make us stronger
  187. [4:19:58 AM] OboDerf: With your asinine attempts
  188. [4:19:58 AM] Jarrod Barrett: If not me, then another, and another after that!
  189. [4:20:08 AM] Jarrod Barrett: we will stop you!
  190. [4:20:21 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the years will pass, and no one will yet know our names
  191. [4:20:26 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but we'll be there
  192. [4:20:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: and we will be in the minds of all!!!
  193. [4:20:41 AM] Jarrod Barrett: everyone will know
  194. [4:20:48 AM] Jarrod Barrett: maybe just as a thought
  195. [4:20:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: a passing notion to entertain themselves
  196. [4:21:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but when the time comes, they will be prepared!
  197. [4:21:20 AM] OboDerf: [4:21 AM] Jarrod Barrett:
  198.  
  199. <<< a passing notion to entertain themselvesIs that not what we already are though
  200. [4:21:32 AM | Edited 4:21:35 AM] OboDerf: They know of the Lock Ness
  201. [4:21:39 AM] OboDerf: As a joke though
  202. [4:21:45 AM] OboDerf: They know we exist
  203. [4:21:48 AM] OboDerf: In meme form
  204. [4:22:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: yes... that is the sad truth of the present
  205. [4:22:09 AM] OboDerf: They cannot accept it, they we are real, and as such they feed into us
  206. [4:22:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: BUT
  207. [4:22:29 AM] Jarrod Barrett: given time
  208. [4:22:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: patience
  209. [4:22:35 AM] Jarrod Barrett: effort
  210. [4:22:36 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ...
  211. [4:22:41 AM] Jarrod Barrett: influence
  212. [4:22:54 AM] Jarrod Barrett: they will come to know what you really are!
  213. [4:23:14 AM] Jarrod Barrett: not as a mere meme to feed your repulsive lusts!
  214. [4:23:21 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but as a true threat
  215. [4:23:25 AM] Jarrod Barrett: they will prepare
  216. [4:23:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: undenounced to even their conscious minds!
  217. [4:23:56 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but prepared they shall nevertheless be
  218. [4:24:14 AM] Jarrod Barrett: hmm... now that I think...
  219. [4:24:32 AM] Jarrod Barrett: perhaps this will take time and effort from many generations...
  220. [4:24:38 AM] Jarrod Barrett: OR
  221. [4:24:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: PERHAPS IT HAS ALREADY BEGUN!
  222. [4:25:00 AM] Jarrod Barrett: think about it...
  223. OboDerf
  224. [4:25:11 AM] OboDerf: I don't know, has it?
  225. [4:25:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ...
  226. [4:25:41 AM] Jarrod Barrett: well just as you are advancing your own plans
  227. [4:26:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: such as influencing a whole country to elect a meme as their very leader
  228. [4:26:46 AM] Jarrod Barrett: through the very same tactics, we humans have advanced our own!
  229. [4:27:07 AM] Jarrod Barrett: "just how could we stop you?" you might ask
  230. [4:27:21 AM] OboDerf: [4:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett:
  231.  
  232. <<< just how could we stop you?I ask
  233. [4:27:38 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but how will you breed with the memes...
  234. [4:28:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: if you have no place to do it!
  235. [4:28:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I give you: water pollution!
  236. [4:28:14 AM] Jarrod Barrett: oil spills
  237. [4:28:19 AM] Jarrod Barrett: extinctions of marine life!
  238. [4:28:47 AM] Jarrod Barrett: destruction of the very ecosystem you rely on to live!
  239. [4:29:04 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you see, you may have thought you had us cornered...
  240. [4:29:17 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but in doing so you simply doomed yourself!!!
  241. [4:30:19 AM] OboDerf: ((4:30 AM and you're telling some guy you will never meet that he and all the others in his group are Lock Ness monsters))
  242. [4:30:23 AM] OboDerf: ((The dream))
  243. [4:30:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((sorry, my internets crappy right now, so the messages are taking years to send))
  244. [4:30:36 AM] OboDerf: ((Nah, it's k))
  245. [4:30:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((haha, true that))
  246. [4:30:48 AM] OboDerf: ((My keyboard is cutting out like a mofo))
  247. [4:31:21 AM] OboDerf: So, you think that just because we live in the water we are contained to it
  248. [4:31:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you're suggesting you're not!?!?
  249. [4:32:12 AM] OboDerf: ((Damn, it takes a while to find all these source images))
  250. [4:32:24 AM] OboDerf: ((I may give up on the picture editing part of it))
  251. [4:32:33 AM | Edited 4:32:41 AM] OboDerf: No, of course not not-Plato
  252. [4:32:53 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((never give up, never surrender!))
  253. [4:35:05 AM] Jarrod Barrett: so you're saying you are able to roam free, in any environment!?
  254. [4:35:42 AM] OboDerf: No, more sinister then that
  255. [4:35:53 AM] OboDerf: Tell me, do you recongnise THIS
  256. [4:35:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Is there no end to your capabilities!?
  257. OboDerf
  258. [4:36:25 AM] OboDerf: DOES IS SEEM FAMILIER?
  259. [4:36:43 AM] OboDerf: We ARE Parliment
  260. [4:37:21 AM] Jarrod Barrett: yes, of course that's the...
  261. [4:37:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: that
  262. [4:37:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: do you hold all powers in this world!?
  263. [4:37:23 AM] OboDerf: In both a literal and metaphorical sense
  264. [4:37:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: is anything outside your reign!???
  265. [4:37:47 AM | Edited 4:38:38 AM] OboDerf: Yes, appart from the independent empire of Jan Mayen that is, We own all. Damn Polar Bears
  266. [4:38:12 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you are truly a sinister bunch...
  267. [4:38:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but there's no way you could ever walk among us!
  268. [4:39:08 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you are obviously far from human
  269. [4:39:20 AM] OboDerf: Have you not read the tales?
  270. [4:39:30 AM] OboDerf: I thought you would be an avid redditor
  271. [4:39:30 AM] Jarrod Barrett: would your physical structure even allow you to walk on land?
  272. [4:39:38 AM] OboDerf: We hide amoung you
  273. [4:39:47 AM] OboDerf: Those stories are people like you
  274. [4:39:54 AM] OboDerf: That have encountered our kind
  275. [4:39:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: wait... what is it of which you speak!?
  276. [4:40:18 AM] OboDerf: You do not realize we are +30 foot, prehistoric monsters until it is too late
  277. [4:41:00 AM] Jarrod Barrett: You animals! You conceal yourselves in the most unlikely of ways!
  278. [4:41:05 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but somehow it works...
  279. [4:41:11 AM] OboDerf: https://www.reddit.com/r/treefiddy/
  280. [4:41:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: and somehow... we will never notice... unless you wish us to...
  281. [4:41:30 AM] OboDerf: Exactly
  282. [4:41:47 AM] OboDerf: Not as stupid as your average person, are we Not-Plato?
  283. [4:42:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I understand now...
  284. [4:42:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: there really isn't any hope left for humanity, is there?
  285. [4:43:10 AM] Jarrod Barrett: LockNie such as yourself are all that the future has in store for this humble planet...
  286. [4:44:21 AM] OboDerf: No, we still need you
  287. [4:44:27 AM] OboDerf: The memes are required
  288. [4:44:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: wait... so what you propose...
  289. [4:45:03 AM] Jarrod Barrett: is a coexistence with humans and LockNie??
  290. [4:45:13 AM] OboDerf: Yeah, though think Sea Hitler
  291. [4:45:30 AM] OboDerf: In fact, that was Hussie giving you humans fair warning
  292. [4:45:45 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ... I see
  293. [4:46:03 AM] Jarrod Barrett: haha, perhaps this is a poetic justice of sorts
  294. [4:46:31 AM | Edited 4:47:53 AM] Jarrod Barrett: we destroy your land, so you take us and ours
  295. [4:46:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I feared death...
  296. [4:46:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: perhaps this is a mercy...
  297. [4:47:23 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but I feel this may indeed be a fate far far worse
  298. [4:47:43 AM] OboDerf: Do not fear not-Plato, you have live 2400 years not
  299. [4:47:49 AM] OboDerf: Old age is coming for you
  300. [4:48:07 AM] OboDerf: You will not have to bear witness to the fall of civilization
  301. [4:48:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: perhaps you are correct in that...
  302. [4:48:51 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but can I die in peace, knowing what is to come in my absence?
  303. [4:49:04 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I may fall
  304. [4:49:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but I will never truly rest
  305. [4:49:13 AM] OboDerf: That is not my place to say
  306. [4:49:28 AM] OboDerf: That is human turmoil, all part of the human experiance
  307. [4:49:54 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I suppose you would not know much of death, now would you?
  308. [4:50:12 AM] Jarrod Barrett: being one with such a great lifespan, practically immortal
  309. [4:51:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: haha, how just mere moments ago I thought I could best you at your own game...
  310. [4:51:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: how little I know
  311. [4:51:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: how ignorance can blind me
  312. [4:52:30 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but OboDerf, I shall call you, as I know not your true title, befitting only the mightiest of your kind
  313. [4:53:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: before I accept the fate you have in store for humanity, I have one question I wish to be answered, if you will
  314. [4:53:46 AM] OboDerf: Go on
  315. [4:53:58 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Who am I
  316. [4:54:04 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I mean, really
  317. [4:54:14 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Where was I from?
  318. [4:54:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: What was I called?
  319. [4:54:36 AM] OboDerf: Well, The others know of you as Jarhead, from Canada
  320. [4:54:56 AM] Jarrod Barrett: True, but we both know this to be a lie
  321. [4:55:10 AM] OboDerf: I have called you not-Plato, from the Roman Republic((?))
  322. [4:55:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: a forgery of a forgery
  323. [4:55:36 AM] OboDerf: But who you are really, well I'd love for you to piece it together yourself
  324. [4:55:48 AM] OboDerf: But I'll give you a clue
  325. [4:55:54 AM | Edited 4:56:02 AM] OboDerf: You're from Scotland
  326. [4:56:28 AM] OboDerf: The highlands to be specific
  327. [4:56:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: wait...
  328. [4:57:06 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you're not suggesting...
  329. [4:57:08 AM] OboDerf: ...
  330. [4:57:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: beyond that
  331. [4:57:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: forthward
  332. [4:57:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: cherry island?
  333. [4:57:54 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the land of your birth
  334. [4:57:57 AM] OboDerf: Well, how else would a mere man live 2400 years?
  335. [4:58:19 AM] OboDerf: If he were not a mere man, that would be possible
  336. [4:58:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I... how could this be??
  337. [4:58:36 AM] OboDerf: I do not know
  338. [4:58:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I am pluto
  339. [4:58:47 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I am jarhead
  340. [4:58:52 AM] Jarrod Barrett: pluto I am not!
  341. [4:59:03 AM] Jarrod Barrett: jarhead a lie within a lie!
  342. [4:59:15 AM] Jarrod Barrett: this too...
  343. [4:59:17 AM] OboDerf: ((Pluto))
  344. [4:59:21 AM] OboDerf: ((Hahahaha))
  345. [4:59:50 AM] OboDerf: ((Ya dwarf))
  346. [5:00:03 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but this makes too much sense
  347. [5:00:15 AM] OboDerf: Nothing makes too much sense
  348. [5:00:18 AM] OboDerf: Nessie
  349. [5:00:26 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I AM A PLANET! I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO YOUR FALSE SCIENCE!))
  350. [5:00:40 AM] OboDerf: ((http://i.imgur.com/wnIaRyJ.gif))
  351. [5:00:48 AM] Jarrod Barrett: that felt... right
  352. [5:01:00 AM | Removed 5:01:05 AM] OboDerf: This message has been removed.
  353. [5:01:10 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I always thought I enjoyed memes a bit too much for my own good
  354. [5:01:20 AM] OboDerf: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  355. [5:01:22 AM] OboDerf: that felt... right
  356. [5:02:14 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Woah there, at least show me some memes first ;)
  357. [5:02:22 AM] OboDerf: <As Jarhead looked down, he found himself morphing>
  358. [5:02:52 AM] OboDerf: <In to a 25 foot, pre-historic, meme addicted monster>
  359. [5:03:15 AM] Jarrod Barrett: This is who I truly am!
  360. [5:03:31 AM] OboDerf: Did I not say we could hide in plain sight?
  361. [5:03:52 AM] OboDerf: Now, the price of my services should be reasonable
  362. [5:03:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  363. [5:04:17 AM] OboDerf: I helped you uncover a government conspiciry, helped you discover who you really are
  364. [5:04:49 AM | Edited 5:05:01 AM] OboDerf: ...That should add up to about Tree Fiddy in total
  365. [5:05:07 AM] Jarrod Barrett: !
  366. [5:05:43 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you drive a hard bargain, sir
  367. [5:06:20 AM] OboDerf: Well, you know how it is
  368. [5:06:38 AM | Edited 5:06:55 AM] OboDerf: I'm not extortionate though. I would never charge £4.13
  369. [5:06:48 AM] OboDerf: Or something silly like that
  370. [5:07:16 AM] Jarrod Barrett: of course...
  371. [5:07:20 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you know...
  372. [5:07:35 AM] Jarrod Barrett: as a lochness such as yourself...
  373. [5:07:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I am feeling incredibly turned on right now
  374. [5:08:08 AM] OboDerf: You...
  375. [5:08:12 AM] OboDerf: Eww
  376. [5:08:17 AM] OboDerf: I barely know you
  377. [5:08:27 AM] *** OboDerf recoiles in disgust ***
  378. [5:08:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: wait... oh...
  379. [5:08:52 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I feel I must've misread the situation
  380. [5:09:12 AM] Jarrod Barrett: you can understand my confusion, what with all the memes...
  381. [5:09:51 AM] OboDerf: N o
  382. [5:09:56 AM] Jarrod Barrett: b-but
  383. [5:10:12 AM] OboDerf: I Dont'
  384. [5:10:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: it's n-not like I l-like you or anything
  385. [5:10:17 AM] Jarrod Barrett: b-b-b-baka!!
  386. [5:10:24 AM | Edited 5:10:28 AM] OboDerf: ((No, pls))
  387. [5:10:35 AM | Edited 5:10:47 AM] OboDerf: ((Not anime memes))
  388. [5:10:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((but anime memes are my life))
  389. [5:11:00 AM] OboDerf: ((I don't watch it tho))
  390. [5:11:50 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((you don't have to ;) ))
  391. [5:12:08 AM] OboDerf: ((STOP HITTING ON ME IN THE META CHAT))
  392. [5:12:16 AM] OboDerf: ((http://i.imgur.com/wnIaRyJ.gif))
  393. [5:12:58 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((haha, fine. you're no fun))
  394. [5:13:25 AM | Edited 5:13:32 AM] OboDerf: ((I'm saving myself for that Door fellow))
  395. [5:13:44 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I hear he's quite the charmer))
  396. [5:13:51 AM] OboDerf: ((He's so good, there's even a popular saying about him))
  397. [5:14:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((Oh? What's that?))
  398. [5:14:30 AM] OboDerf: ((a tired Door is a Door who rambles on about nonsensical gibberish for hours on end!))
  399. [5:14:42 AM] OboDerf: ((Wait, are you saying you don't know it?))
  400. [5:15:04 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((is it bad that I'm hoping we can redo this entire thing in meta chat?))))
  401. [5:15:30 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((of course I know it! What do you think I live under a rock?))
  402. [5:15:46 AM] OboDerf: ((To quote Plato, a famed Philosopher: [10:44:09] Jarrod Barrett: indeed! even some who are ignorant to the existence of life as such and beyond are knowledgeable in the sight of that phrase!
  403. [10:45:02] Jarrod Barrett: The light, the void, existence within nature, those who think of themselves, and those who don't think at all
  404. [10:45:33] Jarrod Barrett: they all know of the tired Door, and they all claim it to be true.
  405. [10:45:43] Jarrod Barrett: But true, dare it be?))
  406. [5:16:01 AM] OboDerf: ((((Holy shite))))
  407. [5:16:41 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((precisely! that Plato fellow brings up some excellent points!))
  408. [5:17:02 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I think I like him already, and I hardly know the guy!))
  409. [5:17:34 AM] OboDerf: ((Like that Door fellow, You just can't help but love them))
  410. [5:17:51 AM] OboDerf: ((((I'm getting light headed from all this laughing))))
  411. [5:18:25 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I know right? It makes you feel like you're even related to them in some way, don't you think?))
  412. [5:19:05 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((man, I bet those guys have led some pretty interesting lives))
  413. [5:19:57 AM] OboDerf: ((I know. Probably some Necromancy or some global level conspiracy levels of cool)
  414. [5:20:20 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((haha, wouldn't that be something!))
  415. [5:20:47 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((but there's no way, I mean, they're both just regular people like you and me, aren't they?))
  416. [5:21:46 AM] OboDerf: ((I hope they're regular people like us, else it would just be weird to have a crush on them))
  417. [5:22:11 AM | Edited 5:22:27 AM] OboDerf: ((No gray skin or 30 foot long, pre-historic, meme addicted, planet ruling monsters))
  418. [5:22:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((yeah, woah, wouldn't that be something))
  419. [5:23:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((imagine if we were both crushing over some weird creature like that! shudder at the thought))
  420. [5:23:31 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((good thing that's impossible though))
  421. [5:23:47 AM] OboDerf: ((Literally gagging at such an idea))
  422. [5:24:08 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((oh man, it's just repulsive!))
  423. [5:24:46 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((almost so repulsive that it...))
  424. [5:25:15 AM | Edited 5:25:18 AM] OboDerf: ((...it?))
  425. [5:25:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((hey, you don't suppose there's any chance they are actually weird creatures like that, do you?))
  426. [5:25:51 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((cause that'd just be so wrong))
  427. [5:26:19 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((so... fantastically wrong and repulsive!))
  428. [5:27:15 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((woah, tired me is going to some weird places))))
  429. [5:27:29 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((but you know what they say))))
  430. [5:28:09 AM] OboDerf: ((((a tired Door is a Door who rambles on about nonsensical gibberish for hours on end!))))
  431. [5:28:19 AM] OboDerf: ((Hang on))
  432. [5:28:27 AM] OboDerf: ((What if...))
  433. [5:28:36 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((precisely!))))
  434. [5:28:44 AM] OboDerf: ((What if they are both of those things))
  435. [5:29:03 AM] *** Jarrod Barrett has renamed this conversation to "C4S10: The plot thickens ((The plot thickens))" ***
  436. [5:29:05 AM] OboDerf: ((Just look at this picture Door released a few days ago))
  437. [5:30:00 AM] Jarrod Barrett: oh my god what is that!?
  438. [5:30:04 AM] Jarrod Barrett: oh wait
  439. [5:30:04 AM] OboDerf: ((That skin looks awfully...))
  440. [5:30:08 AM] Jarrod Barrett: that's just door
  441. [5:30:20 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I thought it was a meme for a second there
  442. [5:30:31 AM] OboDerf: >Current year
  443. [5:30:36 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((grey... oh my god you're right!))
  444. [5:30:44 AM] OboDerf: >Door not being respected as a meme dream
  445. [5:30:53 AM] OboDerf: smh
  446. [5:31:06 AM] OboDerf: ((See? Maybe also...))
  447. [5:31:25 AM] OboDerf: ((I'm going to look for a picture of this plato fellow))
  448. [5:31:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((excellent idea!))
  449. [5:32:29 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Woah... that's weird...
  450. [5:32:50 AM] Jarrod Barrett: all the sudden I get this feeling that someone is talking about me...
  451. [5:33:04 AM] OboDerf: What?
  452. [5:33:10 AM] Jarrod Barrett: someone very close to me...
  453. [5:33:17 AM] Jarrod Barrett: and yet still so far away
  454. [5:33:19 AM | Edited 5:33:27 AM] OboDerf: Who in the world would be talking about you not-Plato?
  455. [5:33:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: HEY!
  456. [5:33:43 AM] Jarrod Barrett: the name's Nessie now!
  457. [5:33:54 AM] OboDerf: Old habits
  458. [5:33:56 AM] OboDerf: Sorry
  459. [5:34:23 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ah, that's fine. I understand
  460. [5:34:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: but don't let it happen again!
  461. OboDerf
  462. [5:34:45 AM] OboDerf: ((There, look, on the shoulder))
  463. [5:34:58 AM | Edited 5:34:59 AM] OboDerf: ((That's the same tattoo Trump has))
  464. [5:35:02 AM] Jarrod Barrett: that's... an old picture of me...
  465. [5:35:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: or, the guy I'm based off...
  466. [5:35:15 AM] Jarrod Barrett: or was...
  467. [5:35:17 AM] Jarrod Barrett: whatever
  468. [5:35:19 AM] Jarrod Barrett: point is
  469. [5:35:26 AM] Jarrod Barrett: now I know something's up!
  470. [5:35:30 AM] OboDerf: Aye, I can't believe you didn't see the resemblance between that and this:
  471. [5:35:46 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((what? no way!))
  472. [5:35:58 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((and now... what's this?))
  473. [5:36:03 AM] OboDerf: ((I know, here let me dig up the picture))
  474. [5:36:09 AM] OboDerf: ((I have no clue))
  475. [5:36:14 AM] Jarrod Barrett: and now another picture of my more recent style!
  476. [5:36:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: what could it mean Derf?
  477. [5:36:27 AM] OboDerf: ((It looks like a log in a pond))
  478. [5:36:38 AM] OboDerf: No, I posted the second one
  479. [5:36:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((no...))
  480. [5:36:50 AM] OboDerf: I have no clue who posted the 1st Nessie
  481. [5:37:08 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((that's definitely a lochness monster!))
  482. [5:37:11 AM] OboDerf: I was saying I can't believe you never saw the similarities.
  483. [5:37:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: what do you mean?
  484. [5:37:30 AM] OboDerf: ((But what does that myth have to do with Plato?))
  485. [5:37:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I don't know... but there is definitely something amiss here))
  486. [5:38:50 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((weren't you saying Plato was a 30 feet sea creature? I don't know why, but for whatever reason that sounds oddly familiar to me...))
  487. [5:39:12 AM] OboDerf: ((Hmm... I recall that, yes))
  488. [5:39:30 AM] OboDerf: ((But anyway, I've found that picture of Trump))
  489. [5:39:48 AM] OboDerf: ((But why would Trump have the same tattoo as Plato?))
  490. [5:40:11 AM] OboDerf: ((((2 hour anniversary))))
  491. [5:40:16 AM] Jarrod Barrett: That same picture again!? I get that he's a meme leader, but still! Why???
  492. [5:40:27 AM] OboDerf: I... I don't know
  493. [5:40:35 AM] OboDerf: I didn't post that
  494. [5:40:37 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((hmm... something's definitely off about this...))
  495. [5:40:41 AM] OboDerf: Something IS going on
  496. [5:40:48 AM] OboDerf: Right here in this very chat
  497. [5:41:02 AM] OboDerf: Maybe a hacker?
  498. [5:41:16 AM | Edited 5:41:21 AM] OboDerf: ((Aye. I can't put my finger on it though))
  499. [5:41:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((haha, these guy's have no idea what's going on. This is rather entertaining, but perhaps we should speed it up a bit?))))
  500. [5:42:07 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((that's... not what I meant to do...))))
  501. [5:42:35 AM] OboDerf: ((((What did you quote?))))
  502. [5:42:38 AM] Jarrod Barrett: wait... what did you post at 4:15?
  503. [5:42:59 AM] OboDerf: Timezones
  504. [5:43:02 AM] OboDerf: I have no clue
  505. [5:43:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I don't think we were talking at 4:15... what's that a quoting?))
  506. [5:43:20 AM] Jarrod Barrett: my time, of course I mean
  507. [5:43:31 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((in my time, that is))
  508. [5:43:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((I meant to copy that picture of Nessie))))
  509. [5:44:07 AM] OboDerf: I was talking about Hussie and the Sea Hitler
  510. [5:44:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I believe this is what you posted at that time:
  511. [5:45:22 AM] OboDerf: ((No, we weren't talking at 11:45))
  512. [5:46:11 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((BLAST IT!! I had the picture saved for Nessie to post, then I lost it in the files! D:<))))))
  513. [5:46:43 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((((DARN IT THESE FREAKING SKYPE EMOJIES!!!))))))))
  514. [5:46:54 AM] OboDerf: ((((Which one was it? I'll post it))))
  515. [5:47:08 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((well, that's strange...))
  516. [5:47:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((the one with Nessie and the tattoo))))
  517. OboDerf
  518. [5:47:50 AM] OboDerf: ((((Done))))
  519. [5:48:04 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((((((I might be going a little too deep here... but I don't think it's deep enough!))))))))))
  520. [5:48:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((nice, that should get this show on the road))))
  521. [5:48:24 AM] OboDerf: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Did someone say... Meta chat?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  522. [5:49:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((CHAT-CEPTION! HOW DEEP WILL IT GO!?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  523. [5:50:25 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((woah, hey, it's got the same tattoo as trump himself!))
  524. [5:50:32 AM] OboDerf: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Get the show on the road he says))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  525. [5:50:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((what could it mean??))
  526. [5:50:44 AM] OboDerf: ((Holy shite, I didn't see that))
  527. [5:51:42 AM] OboDerf: ((Trump. Plato. The Loch Ness monster))
  528. [5:51:53 AM] OboDerf: ((What could it all mean?))
  529. [5:52:14 AM | Edited 5:52:17 AM] OboDerf: Hey, it's that cheeky peaky I took of you and your tattoo
  530. [5:52:32 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR???))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  531. [5:52:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: that is... odd...
  532. [5:53:07 AM] Jarrod Barrett: why would that be appearing now?
  533. [5:53:13 AM] Jarrod Barrett: think it's a bug or something?
  534. [5:53:36 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((you don't think... they're one in the same??))
  535. [5:53:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((and I once had a crush on them!?))
  536. [5:54:13 AM] OboDerf: ((Well, it would be a huge case of dramatic Irony .))
  537. [5:54:23 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((that thought is truly... repulsive < 3<))
  538. [5:54:56 AM] OboDerf: ((ya cheeky cunt))
  539. [5:55:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((in fact, it'd be more so than anything I've ever seen or heard of!))
  540. [5:56:04 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((hey, can you blame me? I'm a growing troll! I have these sort of feelings, it's what I do!))
  541. [5:56:26 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((wait... why did I say I was a troll?))
  542. [5:56:35 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((what even is a troll??))
  543. [5:56:56 AM] OboDerf: ((I don't know... KALLIG))
  544. [5:57:05 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((like, a big ugly fellow who lives under a bridge or-))
  545. [5:57:22 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!))
  546. [5:57:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((MARTHA!!! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?))))
  547. [5:57:43 AM] OboDerf: ((Cause he's who I really love))
  548. [5:58:02 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((just watched the extended edition to that... just... why?))))))
  549. [5:58:03 AM] OboDerf: ((Door is a cruel joke of nature compared to him))
  550. [5:58:29 AM] OboDerf: ((((((Of wat?))))))
  551. [5:58:41 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((wait... I remember... they're both trolls, aren't they?!))
  552. [5:58:53 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((dawn of justice))))))
  553. [5:59:26 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((hehe, this'll totally freak 'em out, watch))))
  554. [5:59:30 AM] OboDerf: ((((((Bucket listed))))))
  555. [5:59:53 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((it's umm... not particularly good))))))
  556. [5:59:54 AM] OboDerf: ((WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!))
  557. [5:59:57 AM] Staraptor737: you two are STILL AT IT
  558. [6:00:00 AM] Staraptor737: oh my god
  559. [6:00:08 AM] OboDerf: Who is this?
  560. [6:00:23 AM] Jarrod Barrett: how did you...
  561. [6:00:33 AM] Jarrod Barrett: wait, you're one of us, right??
  562. [6:00:43 AM] OboDerf: Did you invite someone Nessie?
  563. [6:00:47 AM] Staraptor737: i'm
  564. [6:00:50 AM] Jarrod Barrett: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((You got a problem with that? ;) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  565. [6:00:51 AM] Staraptor737: uh
  566. [6:00:55 AM] OboDerf: I... I don't know
  567. [6:00:55 AM] Staraptor737: memety
  568. [6:01:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ...
  569. [6:01:15 AM] OboDerf: Where do you come from 'Memety'
  570. [6:01:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: well welcome to the chat, Memety! :D
  571. [6:01:40 AM | Edited 6:01:43 AM] OboDerf: ((Holy hell Kallig, that's a hell of a self portrait!))
  572. [6:02:06 AM] *** OboDerf has renamed this conversation to "C4S10: This is not what it looks like" ***
  573. [6:02:17 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((wait, do you know Kallig personally?))
  574. [6:02:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Wait... 'Memety'
  575. [6:02:44 AM] OboDerf: ((I thought you were Kallig))
  576. [6:02:50 AM] Jarrod Barrett: strange question, but we gotta be sure
  577. [6:02:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: what are you?
  578. [6:03:23 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I... I guess I could be...))
  579. [6:03:42 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((I never put much thought into "who" I am before))
  580. [6:04:22 AM] OboDerf: ((Neither by rights))
  581. [6:04:25 AM] *** Jarrod Barrett has renamed this conversation to "C4S10: This is exactly what it looks like" ***
  582. [6:05:11 AM] Staraptor737: i am
  583. [6:05:14 AM] Staraptor737: ...
  584. [6:05:23 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((What are you trying to say?))
  585. [6:05:31 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((wait.. who are you???))
  586. [6:05:37 AM] Staraptor737: the loch ness monster's
  587. [6:05:39 AM] OboDerf: ((I've never thought of who I am))
  588. [6:05:40 AM] Staraptor737: secret
  589. [6:05:43 AM] Staraptor737: twin
  590. [6:05:46 AM] Staraptor737: brother
  591. [6:06:03 AM] OboDerf: ((((Holy shite, METY, did you read all of that?))))
  592. [6:06:12 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Well welcome back to the family chat then!
  593. [6:06:15 AM] Staraptor737: ((i skimmed it))
  594. [6:06:27 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((who the hell are you?))
  595. [6:06:29 AM] OboDerf: Yes, sorry I forgot about you
  596. [6:06:44 AM] OboDerf: ((Yeah, where did you come from?))
  597. [6:07:05 AM] OboDerf: ((((Use the tier 2 meta chat for actual meta chatting))))
  598. [6:07:07 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((((this is so beautiful))))))))
  599. [6:07:41 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((kind of... it's also kind of cannon in a sense, wouldn't you say?))))
  600. [6:07:53 AM] Staraptor737: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((brb)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  601. [6:08:09 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((I like to use six and beyond for true absolute meta chat))))))
  602. [6:08:14 AM] OboDerf: ((((I don't know anymore))))
  603. [6:08:40 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((I'm starting to doubt my sanity aswell... wait, is that normal?))))
  604. [6:08:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((that's normal, right?))))
  605. [6:09:01 AM] OboDerf: ((((Well, Rolland is my DM))))
  606. [6:09:01 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((god I hope that's normal....))))
  607. [6:09:16 AM] OboDerf: ((((I suppose I will eventually go insane))))
  608. [6:09:57 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((haha, no sanity can last long when at the mercy of Roland!))))
  609. [6:10:20 AM] OboDerf: ((((He isn't even making me roll sanity))))
  610. [6:10:32 AM] OboDerf: ((((Yet I am already losing it))))
  611. [6:11:24 AM] Jarrod Barrett: Oh god, it's six... even a meme-loving monster such as myself must fall unconscious at set intervals, don't you think?
  612. [6:11:42 AM] OboDerf: You should have been sleeping 6 hours ago
  613. [6:11:49 AM] OboDerf: You know the saying
  614. [6:11:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((oh god, it's six... I'm gonna need to climb up to my recuperacoon right away. I'm so tired...))
  615. [6:12:29 AM] OboDerf: ((Mate, that's fine by me))
  616. [6:12:33 AM] OboDerf: a tired Door is a Door who rambles on about nonsensical gibberish for hours on end!
  617. [6:12:39 AM] Jarrod Barrett: A tired Door is a Door who rambles on about nonsensical gibberish for hours on end!
  618. [6:13:06 AM] Jarrod Barrett: haha, I love super well known sayings that no one could ever have not heard of
  619. [6:13:31 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((Yeah, I'm gonna need to sleep soon with the rest of 'em))))
  620. [6:13:49 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((seriously, I'm dying a painful death here...))))))
  621. [6:13:52 AM] OboDerf: ((((Hopefully you can cure your slepp deprivation))))
  622. [6:14:02 AM] OboDerf: GO TO BED U SHIT
  623. [6:14:18 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((I think we've established it's pretty incurable))))
  624. [6:14:39 AM] OboDerf: ((((However, this has been our 1st actual talk. You're legit fun to talk to))))
  625. [6:14:55 AM] OboDerf: ((((Can't wait for you to hopefully be my server player))))
  626. [6:15:06 AM] Geri or whatever: holy shit what the fuck\
  627. [6:15:13 AM] OboDerf: Hi Geri
  628. [6:15:14 AM] Geri or whatever: 8 messages in normal rpgstuck chat
  629. [6:15:19 AM] Geri or whatever: nearly 800 in S10 chat
  630. [6:15:24 AM] Geri or whatever: what the fuck were you doing
  631. [6:15:28 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((haha, look forward to it))))
  632. [6:15:32 AM] OboDerf: RPing
  633. [6:15:37 AM] Jarrod Barrett: also hi gery
  634. [6:15:44 AM] Geri or whatever: stop fucking typing in parentheses you fuck
  635. [6:15:51 AM] OboDerf: Get some slepp, I'll talk to you later today hopefully
  636. [6:15:52 AM] Jarrod Barrett: I'm kinda gonna ignore you and pass out, sorry about that
  637. [6:15:59 AM] Jarrod Barrett: to conclude
  638. [6:16:00 AM] Jarrod Barrett: ((((((((right, on behalf of all the many versions of me in here, goodnight Derf))))))
  639. [6:16:12 AM] OboDerf: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Night Jarhead)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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