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[20:04] <Weathervane> [Oh my.]
[20:04]  * GoldenTouch kinda wonders what its like to see rains thoughts
[20:04] <GreenLightGM> Trust me, it's TMI ;3
[20:04] <GreenLightGM> Anyways
[20:04] <GoldenTouch> ;A;
[20:04] <CaptGreenHoof> [/me used to want to cum inside Rain Drop]
[20:04]  * GoldenTouch knows that feel
[20:04] <CaptGreenHoof> [wh-when Four Cannon first started...]
[20:05] <GreenSleeves> [/me wanted Middle Mac.]
[20:05] <GreenLightGM> The seven of you meet up at Green Hoof's farm, after getting all your equipment.  It's nearly sunset.
[20:05] <GreenLightGM> Everyone, post HP, inventory and SSSS, along with total AC
[20:06] <CaptGreenHoof> [FAK I FORGOT MY SSSS AND CAN'T COUNT TO 6]
[20:06] <CaptGreenHoof> [hang on]
[20:07] <Al_Dente> [[ im excited :3 ]]
[20:07] <GreenLightGM> You will be expected to do three things:  Post HP after getting attacked, remember your SSSS boons, and remind the GM if he botches an AC call.  Meet is beat.
[20:07]  * GoldenTouch kisses waifu goodbye and sets off on a dangerous mission [10/10 would be sexy enough to cum in raindrop, 'Archangel' sword 1d8, crossbow 1d8, le magic amulet of +1AC, flute, and the power of christ, 0,0,2,1,2,0,1 AC:14]
[20:07]  * Al_Dente Earth Stallion. 11/11 [Would love]. Bono's Big Bone D8. Black Leather Armor AC1. Moon's Poncho. Saddlebag. Rag. Firestart. Rusty Knife. Bandage X1. Torch. [ 1,3,1,1,0,0,0]
[20:07] <GoldenTouch> *add 10 bolts to my sheet
[20:08] <GreenSleeves> [10/10 sexy Green, huge peen. Cheap poncho, saddlebags w/ 4x bottles of pruno. [Unicorn, Male, 0, 3, 1, 2, 0, 0, 0]]
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[20:08] <GreenSleeves> [Oh and AC 11]
[20:08] <Al_Dente> [[ oh and I have a scarf :3 ]]
[20:09] <GreenLightGM> Your GM has laryngitis and a couple needles inside him right now, he loves to do this but give him some leeway if he messes up pls.
[20:09] <GreenLightGM> Once everyone posts, we shall begin!
[20:10] <GreenSleeves> [Cute black nurse today told me I have nice veins. It was kind of weird.~]
[20:10] <Rain_Drop> [8/10, dagger d6, a few plants mostly dragons nerf and sunflower with some flowers, 2 bandages, 0 1 1 1 2 1 0 Ac 12]
[20:10] <Weathervane> [Pegasus female, 10/10 - {0,1,2,1,0,1,1} - iron spear d8, poncho and scarf, saddlebags and starterkit - AC 13(?)]
[20:11] <GoldenTouch> [rain]
[20:11] <GoldenTouch> [question...]
[20:11] <GoldenTouch> [why don't you have flight mastery?]
[20:11] <Al_Dente> [[ [Earth Stallion, 10/10, AC10, 4xJars of Pruno, Poncho, saddlebag, d8 crossbow, 10x arrows, 2x bandages ]]
[20:11] <Al_Dente> [[ 1 moment for nubmers ]]
[20:12] <Al_Dente> [06:20:17] <CaptGreenHoof> 2,0,1,1,0,1,0
[20:12] <Rain_Drop> [Cuz IC wise i have been playing with the clouds and the like so i figured...]
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[20:13] <CaptGreenHoof> [Earth Stallion, 10/10, AC10, 4xJars of Pruno, Poncho, saddlebag, d8 crossbow, 10x arrows, 2x bandages, 2,0,1,1,0,1,0 ]]
[20:13] <Rain_Drop> [i also was confused about the 6 month thing are you supposed to wait 6 months to put all those into flight mastery or is it just one point after the six months?]
[20:13] <CaptGreenHoof> [Thanks Al bby~]
[20:13] <GoldenTouch> [its just one point after 6 months]
[20:13] <GreenLightGM> .......
[20:13] <GreenLightGM> Hoof
[20:13] <GreenLightGM> That is five
[20:13] <GoldenTouch> HA
[20:14] <CaptGreenHoof> oh those are the wrong ones shit hang on, Al copied that
[20:14] <Rain_Drop> [IFbuiabf i thought grr can i buy that point back and put into mastery flight?]
[20:15] <Al_Dente> 2,0,1,1,0,2,0
[20:15] <GreenSleeves> [/me lerns Hoof real good~]
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[20:17] <CaptGreenHoof> >2,0,1,1,0,2,0         ah yes these are my real numbers, my apologies my intern fudged them up~
[20:17] <GoldenTouch> [rain go ahead m8]
[20:18] <Rain_Drop> [hey it ok to swtich one of my points to flight mastery isntead>?]
[20:18] <Rain_Drop> [since gm and all is the one that would allow it...]
[20:19] <GreenLightGM> Go nuts, Rain
[20:19]  * GreenSleeves nuts on Light~
[20:19] <GreenLightGM> Brb gotta switch syringes
[20:19] <GreenLightGM> [Waugh!~]
[20:19] <GoldenTouch> y-you too
[20:21] <Rain_Drop> [ok then new numbers for 4s then is  0 0  1 1 2 1 1
[20:22] <GreenSleeves> [8 6 7 5 3 0 9]
[20:23] <Rain_Drop> [tfw that will actually occur if we stick around for that long month wise]
[20:24] <GreenLightGM> The party meets up at GreenHoof's farm
[20:25] <GreenLightGM> Catnip, unusually quiet, motions for the group to hurry and and go
[20:26] <CaptGreenHoof> "Let's all follow Catnip. She's gonna take us to their camp. We're gonna go quiet from here on out, understand? Weapons ready."
[20:26] <Al_Dente> "Keep her close, I dont want to be left without a guide."
[20:27] <GreenLightGM> "Ready!"  Light shouts, slightly distractedly
[20:27] <GreenLightGM> *distracted
[20:27] <GreenLightGM> "Well, let's go, *Darlings*"
[20:27]  * CaptGreenHoof follows behind Catnip, crossbow at the ready.
[20:27]  * GreenSleeves follows quietly.~
[20:27]  * Weathervane wonders how she got roped into this as she nods and prepares her spear, darting her eyes about anxiously and keeping her lips shut while she follows.
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[20:28]  * Rain_Drop nods as she follows behind beside greenlight as she looks distracted
[20:30] <GreenLightGM> The lot stealthily trots for about an hour, the sunset glistens off the snow in the far-off distance.
[20:30] <GreenLightGM> [Well shit, have to go for a sec, sorry, thought this would've started earlier.]
[20:30]  * CaptGreenHoof sweats despite the snow and cold, nervous about the soon-to-come events
[20:31]  * GoldenTouch draws his crossbow and slides a bolt into the draw at the ready
[20:31] == GreenLightGM has changed nick to GreenLight|AFK
[20:31]  * Rain_Drop keeps her dagger sheathed as she is focusing on moving quietly in the snow
[20:31] <GreenLight|AFK> Unless Hoof wants to take over, be back in a little under an hour
[20:31] <CaptGreenHoof> [shit...
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[20:32] <Rain_Drop> [kek]
[20:32] <CaptGreenHoof> [gimmie a minute]
[20:32] <GoldenTouch> [time for live erp]
[20:34]  * Weathervane glances about as she continues on with the group, still braced and alert but not quite as nervous as before as the walk calmed her spirits.
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[20:34]  * GreenSleeves unbluckles his saddlebag flaps, ready to quick draw his jars. Sleeves is now the pruno-slinger.
[20:35]  * CaptGreenHoof leads the way towards the pirate Griffin camp. Before long, they can see the unclear outlines of a few tents in the distance, with a camp fire in the middle of them. Catnip raises a hoof for them all to stop, turning around to look at the ponies.
[20:36] <CaptGreenHoof> [brb getting another brew]
[20:36]  * Rain_Drop crunches in the snow as she walks with the others
[20:37]  * Al_Dente takes a deep breath as he follows the others, Weather and Hoof at his sides as he follows Catnip. His bone drawn as they crouch thru the bushes and quietly push thru the snow, looking at the camp where Catnip motions.
[20:37]  * Rain_Drop whispers so as to keep quiet "So whats the plan then?"
[20:37] <GreenSleeves> [>His bone drawn~]
[20:38]  * Weathervane slows to a halt at Al's side and looks ahead to the encampment, swallowing a bit and taking a few breaths to ease her heartbeat.
[20:38]  * GoldenTouch keeps quiet in the snow, lightly floating to avoid making noise
[20:39] <Rain_Drop> "Golden get down!" Rain whispers "Dont you know that they might be able to hear you?"
[20:41]  * GoldenTouch is literally hovering an inch above the ground
[20:41]  * GoldenTouch looks at rain like, dis pega serious face
[20:41]  * GoldenTouch is the quietst nigga here
[20:41] <CaptGreenHoof> Catnip: "Alright, darlings. I'll be right back and try to help you out from behind the scenes. You boys and girls work your magic, okay~? Your Captain Greenie promised I'd make it out of this unharmed, and I certianly intend to hold him to that!" The mare runs off into the forest, quickly blending in and leaving the team for tend for themselves.
[20:41]  * Rain_Drop tugs on Golden down to be on the same level
[20:42]  * GreenSleeves mumbles, "Cunt."
[20:42] <Rain_Drop> "Gah then whats the plan we go in and ask them to leave her alone and stuff? What were they asking for anyway?"
[20:42]  * GoldenTouch looks at rain and whispers "What are you doing?!" he sighs and decides to make more noise by walking in the snow instead
[20:43] <Al_Dente> [[ we should rape her~ ]]
[20:44] <Rain_Drop> "I dunno being in the air is more conspiciouse alright?"
[20:44] <CaptGreenHoof> "I don't know what they're doing... We're just gonna take this as it comes." The group of ponies creep towards the camp, eventually able to see four real live Griffins sitting around a camp fire, drinking and laughing.
[20:44] <Rain_Drop> "Look i say we go in and just ask them to back offf."
[20:45] <Al_Dente> "aye."
[20:45]  * Weathervane blinks at Catnip's departure but shakes it out of her head as she peeks over to the group of griffons before them. "Mhm..."
[20:45] <Al_Dente> "Let me go tell em, you guys ready up in the shrubs. If they dont take kindly appear and we try to impose our presence."
[20:45] <GoldenTouch> "..."
[20:46] <GoldenTouch> "Al, leave your weapons and anything here" he whispers
[20:46] <Rain_Drop> "Works for me..."
[20:46] <GreenSleeves> "Al please, let me go. You aren't the best negotiator."
[20:46] <Rain_Drop> "Eh I dont know about going unarmed they might not take to it well since warrior culture right?"
[20:46] <CaptGreenHoof> "Hold it, I see 'em...." Green Hoof observes them for a second. "Four male Griffins. Holstered machetes. One German Shepard-looking dog...." Green Hoof sighs. "Dogs? I hate it when there's dogs. These Equestrian dogs are like pussy cats compared to the ones back home."
[20:46] <Rain_Drop> "Or thats what I assum?"
[20:46] <GoldenTouch> "Rain...if we go with arms they may take it as a threat"
[20:47] <Al_Dente> "Ill go with my weapon holstered."
[20:47] <Rain_Drop> "Look why dont you both go then?"
[20:47] <GreenSleeves> "Nonono, Al, let me go."
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[20:47]  * GreenSleeves smiles, "I got this.~"
[20:47]  * GoldenTouch looks at sleeves
[20:47]  * GoldenTouch looks at al
[20:47]  * GoldenTouch looks at rain
[20:47]  * GoldenTouch looks at himself
[20:47] <Rain_Drop> "Ooooh this is going to be aclcuster fuck...i can just tell..."
[20:47]  * Weathervane looks to the back-and-forth going on dizzily.
[20:47]  * GoldenTouch looks at the sky
[20:47]  * GoldenTouch looks at the trees
[20:48]  * GoldenTouch looks at rain again
[20:48] <GoldenTouch> "I think rain should go..."
[20:48]  * CaptGreenHoof gulps. "R-rain...? But she's so... uh..."
[20:48] <Rain_Drop> "Wait whats wrong with me?"
[20:48] <Rain_Drop> "Farmerbro are you implying something?""
[20:48]  * CaptGreenHoof mutters. "Innocent..."
[20:49] <GreenSleeves> "I think I've got this one in the bag, I mean, look! They're all drinking and merry and shit. This is my territory.~"
[20:49]  * Rain_Drop makes a schuey face "What?"
[20:49]  * GoldenTouch kinda agrees now that he thinks about it.... "I think Sleeves is our best option..."
[20:49] <Rain_Drop> "Ok look we have to decide who is going for it?"
[20:50] <Rain_Drop> "Im open to who ever really."
[20:50]  * GreenSleeves smiles and nods to Golden.
[20:50]  * GoldenTouch kinda wants to go....
[20:50] <CaptGreenHoof> "I just don't want them to take advantage of you, farmersis. But... if you wanna try, go for it. I got your back. In fact, Sleeves, you should go too. Maybe you could pose as a couple or something..."
[20:50] <Al_Dente> "Look."
[20:50]  * GreenSleeves looks.
[20:50] <Al_Dente> "I like the sound of Hoof's proposal but if they dont agree, we need something to impose on them."
[20:50] <GoldenTouch> [Griffons:If your a couple, then show us...with lewd...]
[20:51] <GreenSleeves> "Al, pleaseeeee, always with the power plays and violence."
[20:51] <CaptGreenHoof> "Well of course, Al. If thingsstart to go south, we'll be here with force to back us up."
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[20:52] <Rain_Drop> "phh ok then lets use sleeves and Al then. Well watch you guys ...just hurry up before they notice us please?!
[20:52] <GoldenTouch> "Why don't we just let weather go"
[20:52]  * Al_Dente turns back and looks to Weather "Oh my.... How could I forget." Smiling at her
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[20:53]  * GoldenTouch blinks 'Weather is probably the best option that we've forgoten about..."
[20:53] <Rain_Drop> "Uhg fine works for me just lets go with it....cmon..." Rain nudges Weather up to Al and pushes them up a bit closer to the edge of the bush
[20:53] <GreenLightGM> My sincerest apologies, all good now
[20:53] <GreenSleeves> "We don't want a diplomat here, we've got no chips to bargin with. What we need is friend, a bro to butter them up. I can do that.~"
[20:53]  * Weathervane taps her hoof on her chin. "Hm... I dunno, I'm all for trying to set up open communication... no threats, no strings, just..." She blinks and looks around from her mumblings. "Wait..."
[20:54]  * Rain_Drop keeps pushing Weather and Al up
[20:54]  * GoldenTouch made friends with the equestrians...
[20:54]  * GoldenTouch shrugs
[20:56] <Al_Dente> "What is the consensus guys?
[20:56] <Rain_Drop> "Im up for whoever just want to get it done we have been arguing for the past 10 minutes now///"
[20:56] <GreenLightGM> "U-um... I'll back you guys up with whatever!"
[20:56] <GoldenTouch> [let me make a google doc]
[20:56] <GoldenTouch> [we can vote]
[20:56] <GreenLightGM> Hush, you
[20:58]  * GreenSleeves makes his zen face, "C'mon, guys, I got this.~"
[20:58] <CaptGreenHoof> "I vote for Rain Drop and green Sleeves."
[20:58] <GreenSleeves> "Shh, I work alone. Trust me.~"
[20:59] <GreenLightGM> A joke involving Ron Paul can be overheard.  Odd, Ron Paul shouldn't be a thing here...
[20:59]  * GoldenTouch just sighs "Let sleeves go, who cares"
[20:59] <Rain_Drop> "Tch you know what just send in sleeves."
[20:59]  * Weathervane nods, perfectly content with staying back at the moment. "Mhm..."
[21:00]  * GoldenTouch whispers to rain jokingly
[21:01] <GreenLightGM> "And then I says, "IT'S HAPPENING!"
[21:01] <GreenLightGM> Cries of laughter erupt between the four gryphons as the ponies watch from a safe distance
[21:02] <GreenSleeves> [Alright, here I go!~]
[21:02]  * CaptGreenHoof mumbles. "B-be safe, Sleeves..."
[21:02]  * GoldenTouch chuckles and nudges rian
[21:03]  * Rain_Drop rolls her eyes as she looks at Greenlight at the end from the nudge
[21:03]  * GreenLightGM shrugs
[21:03] <Al_Dente> [[ brb ]
[21:03]  * Weathervane grimaces from the punchline she overheard in the distance, looking on intently.
[21:03]  * GreenSleeves creeps over towards the gryphon camp. He gets about half way and stops, stands up straight and takes a deep breath as he composes himself. Then, he stumbles like a drunk as he approaches the jolly group, "Hiya!~"
[21:04] <GreenLightGM> "Ya know Grif, I still have no idea what that means- WHOA!"
[21:04] <GreenSleeves> "Waoh?!~"
[21:04] <GreenLightGM> Surprised, Grif runs up to the pony, attempting to grab him by the hindlegs and hold him upside down
[21:05]  * GreenSleeves attempts to casually stumble away, like a drunk would.
[21:05] <GreenLightGM> "W-WHAT are you doing here"
[21:05] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 im gun getcha
[21:05] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[21:06] <GreenLightGM> The gryphon holds Sleeves by the hindleg "I don't think so, Greenie.  What're you doing here, it's a far ways for a simple drunk."
[21:06]  * GreenSleeves "Waugh!~"s as he is lifted up, then answers the Gryphon's question, "That depends, what're you drinking?~"
[21:06] <GreenLightGM> "Yar, Grif would know, he can't walk a half-mile drunk"
[21:06] <GreenLightGM> "Shut up, Greg."
[21:06]  * GoldenTouch watches from the shadows
[21:06]  * GreenSleeves 's bottles of pruno fall out of his bags into the snow as he's lifted, btw.
[21:06] <GreenLightGM> "What we're drinking?  Not.  That."
[21:07] <GreenSleeves> "Exactly!~"
[21:07] <GreenLightGM> One of the gryphons holds up the jar of pruno "And what's this?"
[21:07] <GreenSleeves> "You know the shit I put up with? This is what I have to drink! We haven't got anything better in that godforsaken town.~"
[21:08] <GreenLightGM> "Right, well, a reminder that you shouldn't barge inta other people's properties!"
[21:08]  * GoldenTouch hues at the irony
[21:08]  * Weathervane holds in a breath as she braces herself, wide-eyed and aware but keeping herself reserved behind the bushes. She begins to relax the more the conversation continues.
[21:08] <GoldenTouch> [oocly]
[21:08]  * Al_Dente contains his internal /pol/itic for the good of the party.
[21:08]  * CaptGreenHoof watches from the brush as GreenSleeves puts on his excellent drunken hobo 'act' [>lol implying Hoof and Sleeves *aren't* just drunken hobos]
[21:08]  * Rain_Drop watches keeping her grip on her dagger as she thinks...
[21:09]  * GoldenTouch draws his crossbow again and watches how the scene goes
[21:09] <GreenSleeves> "Sorrry! I just heard you all laughing and drinking and shit, wondered if you'd like a plus one, ya dig?"
[21:10] <GreenLightGM> The gryphon looks at the Pruno before throwing it away, straight into the river "Yarr, yerr wrong horny.  Now, off with ye!"
[21:11] <GreenSleeves> "Of with me? C'mawwwn, I tell a mean story, ya know?~"
[21:11]  * CaptGreenHoof keeps the sights of his crossbow trained on the Griffin holding GreenSleeves.
[21:11] <GreenLightGM> "Oh?"
[21:11] <GreenSleeves> [>Nat 1, misses. I die]
[21:11]  * GoldenTouch has his there too! omg we're so in synch hoof
[21:12] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 amused?
[21:12] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[21:12] <GreenLightGM> "Well, we're all ears, Greenie!"
[21:12] <CaptGreenHoof> [OMG Golden we're like, soulmates or something!~]
[21:12] <GreenLightGM> "Entertain us, and we *might* let you live!"
[21:12] <GreenSleeves> "Yeah, you like stories? Here we go..."
[21:12] <GoldenTouch> [we should totally fuck]
[21:12] <CaptGreenHoof> [dude my ponute hole is waiting ]
[21:13] <GoldenTouch> [I doubt these gryphons will be able to hear us!]
[21:13] <Rain_Drop> "steady guys steady..."
[21:14] <GreenSleeves> "Tell me, you ever met a, uhh, hen who's heart was cold as ice? Cuz, man, I've got a true story about one I knew getting her just deserts!"
[21:14] <GreenLightGM> "..."
[21:14] <GreenLightGM> "I hope fer yer sake that was the intro and not the punchline."
[21:15]  * CaptGreenHoof rests his crossbow over a fallen log, sights trained on the Griffin with extreme prejudice. Ain't no bidie gonna burt my man~
[21:15] <GreenSleeves> "Alright, I'll call her Cunty, because she was a real twat bag. Anyway, Cunty was a realllll twat bag to a good friend of mine. Lead him on and broke his heart, you know how it is, right?"
[21:15]  * GreenSleeves mumbles, "Pfffft, mares."
[21:16]  * GoldenTouch keeps his crossbow aimed at the griffin with more precision than hoof, aint no birdie gonna kill the guy that cleans up shit in the town, who else is gonna do it
[21:16] <Rain_Drop> "Oh Sleeves please dont fuck this up..."
[21:16] <CaptGreenHoof> [/me just rapes GoldenTouch in the ass OOC.]
[21:16] <GreenLightGM> "My, such coarse language!  *Do* get to the *good* part, please."
[21:17] <GreenSleeves> "Anyway, Cunty /really/ loved to jerk my mate around, he'd come to his house late at night, crying her aligator tears about how she was wrong and that they should be togther. My mate was a sucker for it! He'd cave every time, only for her to break his heart again and again."
[21:18] <GreenLightGM> "Well, it's simple- yer m8's a pussy!"
[21:18] <GreenLightGM> *Wild Laughter*
[21:18] <Flora> [make it a good story Sleeves entertain me]
[21:18] <GreenSleeves> "Ah, but these things can change!!!..."
[21:18]  * GreenSleeves grins and nods.
[21:19]  * CaptGreenHoof tightens his hoof's grip on the trigger, ready to take out the nigger bird holding his best friend if need be.
[21:19]  * Rain_Drop looks worried more now...
[21:19]  * Weathervane listens on as she herself snickers from the story, observing the reactions and nodding as it seems they're amicable so far.
[21:19]  * CaptGreenHoof wonders if GreenSleeves is talking about him for a second...
[21:20]  * GoldenTouch wonders why they let the guy go out who can't tell a good story
[21:20]  * Al_Dente is euphotic at the story.
[21:20] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20
[21:20] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[21:20] <GreenLightGM> The gryphons are getting more and more uninterested
[21:21]  * GoldenTouch is about ready to step out there and show him how to tell a good story...
[21:21] <GreenSleeves> "Well, one day, my mate finally snapped. She comes around one night, knocks at his door and cries in through it as she bawls her eyes out, tellin' him how they should get back together. Well, he lets her in, makes her sit down. Tells her he's going for a walk!"
[21:21] <Rain_Drop> "Oh cmon Sleeves real them back in your loosin them..."
[21:21]  * GreenSleeves is trying his best to contain himself here.
[21:21] <GoldenTouch> [inb4]
[21:21] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 DC 5
[21:21] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[21:21] <GoldenTouch> >she walked out the door
[21:21] <CaptGreenHoof> "Just trust him..." Green Hoof whispers
[21:21] <GoldenTouch> everybody do the dinosaur
[21:21] <GreenSleeves> "He *snrk* he...." Sleeves laughs.
[21:22] <GreenLightGM> "Well, what happened?"
[21:22] <GreenSleeves> "He comes back with every hooker from the west side of the fucking city! I shit you fucking not!"
[21:23] <GreenSleeves> "Had to be, like, thirty mares, done up in their 'sunday finest'!"
[21:23] <GreenLightGM> The gryphons roll their eyes
[21:23] <GreenSleeves> "Needless to say, she got the message."
[21:23]  * Rain_Drop brushes up against Weather whispering to her then to Al "Hey if this goes south you two go for the one on the right alright?"
[21:23] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 DC 15
[21:23] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[21:23]  * Rain_Drop rolls her eyes as Greenlight who looks surprised and looking at her
[21:24] <GreenLightGM> "Welp, lad, ye tried your best, but you and yer m8 seem to both have a penchant for poor decisions."
[21:24] <GreenSleeves> "Please, I think /you've/ got a penchant for poor decisions.~"
[21:25] <GreenLightGM> *The gryphon is not amused.
[21:25] <GreenLightGM> *FLING*
[21:25]  * Weathervane draws in a deep breath and swallows hard, nodding affirmatively to Rain Drop and then to Al.
[21:25] <GreenLightGM> Sleeves, roll d20
[21:25] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
[21:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[21:25] <Al_Dente> [[ oh my ]]
[21:25] <GreenSleeves> [FAK]
[21:25] <Flora> [pfffft]
[21:25] <Al_Dente> [[ oh my ]]
[21:25] <GreenLightGM> Scrumptious
[21:25] <Phoenix_Down> [RIP in peace]
[21:25] <GreenLightGM> Sleevs and Hoof, roll d4
[21:25] <CaptGreenHoof> !roll d4
[21:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[21:25] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d4
[21:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[21:25] <CaptGreenHoof> [...]
[21:25] <GoldenTouch> [...]
[21:25] <GreenSleeves> [WOWOWOWO]
[21:25]  * Al_Dente nod at Rain as he gently hugs Weather with his foreleg firmly before taking a deep breath and readying himself, "Get ready." He whispers to Weather, mouthing the same words to Rain.
[21:25] <CaptGreenHoof> [...............]
[21:26] <Phoenix_Down> [1 intensifies]
[21:26]  * GoldenTouch wonders if al and them forget he's here...
[21:26] <Flora> [trips]
[21:26] <GreenLightGM> GreenSleeves gets flung, yelping in the air before landing somewhat safely onto Hoof, the two unintentionally letting out a surprised cry
[21:26] <CaptGreenHoof> "WAUGH!"
[21:26] <GreenLightGM> Hoof, roll d20 to NOT accidentally crossbow your pal
[21:26]  * Al_Dente and motions towards Golden to take the far elft.
[21:26] <Al_Dente> left*
[21:26] <CaptGreenHoof> !roll d20
[21:26] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[21:26] <GreenLightGM> Hoof, roll d6
[21:26] <CaptGreenHoof> !roll d6
[21:26] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[21:26] <Phoenix_Down> [1 pls]
[21:26] <GoldenTouch> [i can't even hold all these ones]
[21:27] <CaptGreenHoof> "WEAPONS LIVE, BOYS! OPEN FIRE!"
[21:27] <Rain_Drop> [oh god
[21:27] <Boris[Dead]> [tap faking kak]
[21:27] <GreenLightGM> In the surprise, the readied crossbow spears Sleeve's ear
[21:27] <GoldenTouch> [....]
[21:27]  * GreenSleeves grunts at the misfire from the crossbow, barely nicked. "Wow, just like that night at the Inn, ey?"
[21:27] <Flora> [top kek]
[21:27]  * GoldenTouch wonders if this town is filled with idiots
[21:27] <GreenLightGM> Hoof lost 1 HP, sleeves lost a combined 2
[21:27]  * Rain_Drop rolls out of the bush chargin at the one on the left closest to the griffon holding sleeves dagger sliding out in the tumble for a surprise attack!
[21:27] <GreenLightGM> The four other ponies have priority attacks on the gryphons, as the rush
[21:27]  * Al_Dente quickly breaks out from the cover quickly drawing his bone as he motions his bone towards the gryphons and groans loudly, "Fuck go fast now! Stand fast!"
[21:28] <GreenLightGM> First, Golden and his crossbow.
[21:28] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[21:28] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[21:28] <GreenLightGM> Hit
[21:28]  * CaptGreenHoof goes full Vietnam (or is it SwampQuest?) flashback,
[21:28] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8
[21:28] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[21:28] <Curious> [ohgod we're doing this now?]
[21:28] <GreenLightGM> The gryphon that was holding Sleeves yelps in pain
[21:28] <GreenLightGM> Next, Rain
[21:28] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 Slice and dice on the birdy as she comes out of the roll to hit!
[21:28] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[21:29] <GreenLightGM> Well, the log has a nifty mark on it now
[21:29]  * GoldenTouch stays hidden out of sight, not as retarded as them
[21:29]  * Weathervane holds a hoof over her mouth to suppress a yell as she looks on, moving toward the right side and following close to Al mentally cursing herself.
[21:29] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20+1 Light goes for the gryphon Rain told him to
[21:29] <GameServ> (1) + 1 == 2
[21:29] <GreenLightGM> "WAUGH!"
[21:29]  * Rain_Drop curses as her dagger caught on the log backing up to circle her choosen enemy before hearing Greenlight
[21:29] <GreenLightGM> Light gets held upside down, bumping his head for one HP damage
[21:29] <GreenLightGM> Al is up
[21:29] <Rain_Drop> "Greenlight?!
[21:30]  * Al_Dente hurls himself at the nearest gryphon as he raises his bone to strike, calling out for the others to follow up as he offers a heavy wing at his feathery foe. "Team up, go in groups!"
[21:30] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for bashing bird brain
[21:30] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[21:30] <Al_Dente> [[ da fuck these rolls :v ]]
[21:30]  * GoldenTouch continues being the only member of this team who can do something right
[21:30] <GreenLightGM> You miss, Weathers mocks you
[21:30] <Rain_Drop> [wind up dat gonk!]
[21:30] <GreenLightGM> Weathers go
[21:30]  * GreenSleeves was totally in control there.~
[21:31]  * CaptGreenHoof shoulders his crossbow, ready to take another shot
[21:32] <GreenLightGM> While Weathers writes, I'll give a small tidbit of info
[21:32] <GreenLightGM> *Light's Combat System Change*
[21:32]  * GoldenTouch quickly slides the bolt and draws it back loading another shot
[21:32] <GreenSleeves> *Lewd attacks get double damage!*
[21:33] <GreenLightGM> The enemies don't get an init roll.  However, if a pony misses an attack, the recipient has an opportunity to counterattack.
[21:33] <Phoenix_Down> [>ranged attacks]
[21:33] <Al_Dente> [[ im excited for the text wall :3 ]]
[21:33] <Al_Dente> [[ please :3 ]]
[21:33]  * Weathervane stands upright and spreads her forelegs to give some space between herself, Al, and the griffon, spear still firmly placed in her hoof's grip as she drops back down. "Woah, woah, woah, now..."
[21:34] <GoldenTouch> [greenlgiht]
[21:34] <GoldenTouch> [that sounds so familar!]
[21:34] <GreenLightGM> [;3]
[21:34] <GreenLightGM> Weathers, what is your action?
[21:35] <Weathervane> ["I don't want no trabble" pose]
[21:35] <GreenLightGM> Noted.
[21:35] <Al_Dente> [[ ahhhh~ how cute  ]]
[21:35]  * Weathervane would totally equip a ladder if she could.
[21:35] <GreenLightGM> The Gryphon captain, his first mate, both a tad bit flushed, enter the scene, wondering what the hell is- oh.  Well, time to get down and dirty.
[21:36] <GreenLightGM> Inits, everyone.
[21:36] <GreenLightGM> 6 Gryphons and a doge
[21:36] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[21:36] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[21:36] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
[21:36] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[21:36] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 Light
[21:36] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[21:36] <GreenSleeves> [/me tied to do this non-lethally.~]
[21:36] <Nova_Flux> !roll d100 for bat pone rape train
[21:36] <GameServ> 91 == 91
[21:36] <CaptGreenHoof> !roll d20
[21:36] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[21:36] <GreenLightGM> For the record, a non-lethal way was possible
[21:36] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for init
[21:36] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[21:37] <GreenLightGM> However, it was not 'barge drunkenly into the camp'
[21:37] <Curious> [/me would have done it]
[21:37] <Curious> [/me could have saved everyone. you only had to listen]
[21:37] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 "G-get me off of this Gryphon!"  He shouts, flailing wildly with his hooves
[21:37] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[21:37] <Phoenix_Down> [light PLS]
[21:37] <GreenLightGM> "WAUGH!"
[21:38] <GreenLightGM> 1 HP damage to him and his pride await, the gryphon swiping at the pegasus to shut up
[21:38] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20
[21:38] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[21:38] <GreenLightGM> Luckily, it misses, somehow.
[21:38] <GreenLightGM> Hoof
[21:38] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 init
[21:38] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[21:39] <GreenLightGM> CaptGreenHoof
[21:39] <CaptGreenHoof> !roll d20 to shoot bolt at opposite captain
[21:39] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[21:39] <GreenLightGM> At the captain?  Miss.
[21:39] <CaptGreenHoof> [erg, don't know if there's any modifiers]
[21:40] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 Captain found crossbow?
[21:40] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[21:40] <GreenLightGM> The captain cannot attack back
[21:40] <GreenLightGM> [Earth pony plus, pls]
[21:40] <Rain_Drop> "Light!"
[21:40] <GreenLightGM> "WAUGH!"
[21:40] <GreenLightGM> Rain's up
[21:42]  * Rain_Drop changes target to the one holding up Greenlight as she spreads her wings to do a flying attack going across the clearing with an extra boast of speed for a flying tackle!
[21:42] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20
[21:42] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[21:42] <GreenLightGM> Roll for it
[21:42] <GreenLightGM> Hit!
[21:42] <Rain_Drop> [er d4 or d6?]
[21:42] <GreenLightGM> [d4 for unarmed]
[21:42] <Rain_Drop> !roll d4
[21:42] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[21:42]  * Rain_Drop is a speeding bullet!
[21:43] <GreenLightGM> The based dose pone knocks the block off the gryphon containing the other dose pone
[21:43] <GreenLightGM> GreenSleeves
[21:43] <CaptGreenHoof> "Fuck yeah, farmersis!"
[21:43] <Rain_Drop> [holy shit did i decapacatate ghim?!]
[21:43] <GreenLightGM> "T-thanks, Rain..."
[21:43] <GreenLightGM> [Nah, but you knocked the wind outta him
[21:43] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to TK my empty saddlebags over the nearest gryphon's head!
[21:43] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[21:43] <Rain_Drop> "Year of football training teachs you some nifty tricks HAHA!" Rain cries out as she picks up Greenlight
[21:44] <GreenLightGM> ...
[21:44] <GreenSleeves> [Oh +1]
[21:44] <GreenLightGM> The saddlebags get draped over a gryphon
[21:44] <GreenSleeves> [B/c agility]
[21:44] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20
[21:44] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[21:44] <GreenLightGM> ...
[21:44] <GreenSleeves> [I blinded it!]
[21:44] <GreenLightGM> T-the Gryphon is now incapable of countering
[21:44] <GreenSleeves> [;3]
[21:45] <GreenLightGM> Welp, Al go
[21:45] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 to tackling the gryphon
[21:45] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[21:45] <Al_Dente> [[ make a wish 11-11 ]]
[21:45] <GreenLightGM> Which one?
[21:46] <GreenLightGM> There're two injured ones, one with a bag on its head, another one, a first mate, a captain and a doge
[21:46] <Al_Dente> [[ captain ]]
[21:46] <GoldenTouch> [gl]
[21:46] <Al_Dente> [[ :3 ]]
[21:46] <GoldenTouch> [which one did I shoot at?]
[21:46] <GreenLightGM> That's a miss, then.
[21:47] <GreenLightGM> Dunno, you didn't specify faget
[21:47] <GoldenTouch> [the one that was holding sleeves]
[21:47] <GoldenTouch> [was he duh captain?]
[21:47] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 Captain counters Al with his *reinforced speshul talons*
[21:47] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[21:47] <GreenLightGM> *Miss*
[21:47] <GreenLightGM> Golden, he was one of the four near the campfire, one of the injured ones
[21:48] <GoldenTouch> [kk]
[21:48] <GoldenTouch> [my turn?]
[21:48] <GreenLightGM> Yeap
[21:48] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 he lines up his next shot still hidden in his brush, trying to aim at the gryphon al just missed [the captain]
[21:48] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[21:48] <GreenLightGM> Hit!
[21:48] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8
[21:48] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[21:48]  * GoldenTouch breaths slowly, clicks the trigger on the release
[21:48] <Rain_Drop> [whoa]
[21:48] <GreenLightGM> The captain staggers, sputtering blood.  He mutters "Yerr gonna get it... Whelp..." As he pulls out the bolt, throwing it on the ground
[21:49] <GreenLightGM> Light's turn
[21:49] <Al_Dente> "Not if we have to say about it!"
[21:49]  * GoldenTouch grins, the sniper in the brush
[21:49] <Rain_Drop> "Light hit him!" Rain calls out 'the one I just tackled!'
[21:49] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 to do just that
[21:49] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[21:50] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d8 "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I bet you were expecting a crit fail!"
[21:50] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[21:50] <GreenLightGM> The gryphon is not amused, and is bonked on the head
[21:50] <Rain_Drop> "A what?"
[21:50] <GreenLightGM> Near-death, might I add.
[21:50]  * GoldenTouch loads back another shot, 8 bolts remaining
[21:50] <GreenLightGM> Hoof is up
[21:50] <GoldenTouch> [wait, are we not rerolling intis?]
[21:51] <GoldenTouch> [or are we just going in circle]
[21:51] <CaptGreenHoof> [Eh?]
[21:51] <GreenLightGM> [No need to reroll inits]
[21:51] <GoldenTouch> [kkk]
[21:51]  * Rain_Drop shrugs at Light as she keeps an eye on the now recovering griffon and the one behind them "Look just telling you bunch now if you dont leave its going to get messy as hell!"
[21:52] <GreenLightGM> [However, I must say I gotta take out some needles right now, be back in around 10]
[21:52] <CaptGreenHoof> [we'll wait~]
[21:52] <Rain_Drop> [okiedoke!]
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[21:53] <GoldenTouch> so how about that story
[21:54] <CaptGreenHoof> ?
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[21:55] <Rain_Drop> [I kinda like it I have to ask is it meta if we discuss a plan of attack or progress in OOC?]
[21:56] <GoldenTouch> [I don't know]
[21:56] <GoldenTouch> [i'm just going to keep sniping at whoever needs it]
[21:56] <GoldenTouch> [im doing pretty good i'd say so]
[21:57] <Curious> [i didnt realize we were doing this today, I was trying to concot a knockout poison for the gryphons]
[21:57] <Rain_Drop> [really? how was that working out?]
[21:58] <GoldenTouch> [not good]
[21:58] <Rain_Drop> [If your using my system for potion craft i would love to get som peer review for more abilities and traits for either the ones already listed there or you can add in new plants as wanted really just something to make it interesting n give players a way to well do something with their plants]
[21:58] <Curious> [flora said she'd work on it but was worried it might kill them]
[21:58] <Rain_Drop> [kinda made no sense to me to have plants but no alchemy if you get what i am saying hehe]
[21:59] <Al_Dente> [[ wait wait ]]
[21:59] <Al_Dente> [[ ok ]]
[21:59] <Flora> [i wanted to talk to you about that Rain but i never saw you]
[22:01] <Rain_Drop> [gah sorry did you want to talk about it now then?]
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[22:02] <GreenLight> Alright, where were we
[22:02] <CaptGreenHoof> [where we were~]
[22:03] <GreenLight> Hoof, go?
[22:03] <Curious> [kinda too late to try out that plan]
[22:04] <Rain_Drop> [oh hey i made a comment to the griffons if you wanted to acknowledge it i mean]
[22:04] <Rain_Drop> [Sorry ><]
[22:04] <CaptGreenHoof> !roll d20+2 to shoot at captain
[22:04] <GameServ> (11) + 2 == 13
[22:04] <GreenLight> A hit
[22:04] <GreenLight> The gryphons look unsure
[22:04] <CaptGreenHoof> !roll d8
[22:04] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[22:05] <GreenLight> *FREEZE*
[22:05] <GreenLight> Multiple things happen in the span of a few seconds
[22:05] <GreenLight> The captain looks on in horror as another bolt hits his chest... one which he knows he will not be pulling out.
[22:06] <GoldenTouch> [he dead?]
[22:06] <GreenSleeves> *Lazers shoot from the captain's eyes!*
[22:06] <Flora> [we can talk later Rain. It's late]
[22:06] <GreenLight> All of the other gryphons flee in terror, as none of them signed up for this
[22:06] <GreenLight> The doge growls...
[22:06]  * Rain_Drop hears the crossbow twang and whirls in slow motion to see the bolt flying and landing into the captains chest biting her lip seeing the horror in his eye
[22:06] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20
[22:06] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[22:07] <GreenLight> At the Captain, running over to the group of ponies and lying on its back
[22:07]  * GoldenTouch watches hoof kill steal
[22:07] <GoldenTouch> [wow, if this was lol I'd be pissed]
[22:07] <Phoenix_Down> [Golden pls]
[22:07] <GreenLight> GreenHoof, go for it.
[22:07] <GoldenTouch> [:3]
[22:07] <Rain_Drop> [Golden...golden please]
[22:07] <GreenLight> There are several things that you must do here, things that only Green Hoof can take care of from an OOC perspective
[22:08]  * Rain_Drop looks down to se ethe doge on its back and catiusly appraoch it "hey boy?"
[22:08] <GreenLight> As for me, I'm crashing, struggled to stay awake throughout my infusion.  Sorry folks, but I havta call it a night.
[22:08] <CaptGreenHoof> [goodnight~]
[22:08] <Rain_Drop> [alrighty nighty greenbean!']
[22:09] <GreenLight> Sorry for my subpar GMing, and have fun with what you find around the camp~
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[22:09] <CaptGreenHoof> "Leave the Captain. I'll talk to him. Check out the camp for clues."
[22:09]  * Rain_Drop pets the dogs belly in confusion looking to the others "Hey get a ban- what?! Why?! "
[22:10] <CaptGreenHoof> [anyone who wants clues, roll to look around the camp]
[22:10]  * GoldenTouch sees the group of them fly off, he walks out and goes over to the doge
[22:10]  * CaptGreenHoof trots up to the captain
[22:10]  * Weathervane blanks absently at everything going on, watching the griffons fleeing, the captain, the dog, and back around to the mess strewn around the camp. "Hm..."
[22:10]  * GoldenTouch has an idea...
[22:10]  * GoldenTouch looks at the doge and pulls out his wooden flute
[22:10]  * Rain_Drop stops her petting of the dog and goes over to the captain checking the crossbolt shafts and wounds for damage assesment and starts to get bandages out for stemming the blood.
[22:11]  * GoldenTouch holds the stick like object in his face "You know how to play fetch?!~"
[22:11] <Rain_Drop> [I just wondering if i can heal him or not or stop his near death and stablize him]
[22:12] <CaptGreenHoof> **the doge looks at GoldenTouch suspiciously, nodding slightly.
[22:12] <CaptGreenHoof> **
[22:12]  * Rain_Drop begins by holding the bandage against the wounds on the griffon mainly the two crossbolts as she applies pressure to the first wound and around the 2nd around the shaft as its keeping the blood in
[22:13]  * GoldenTouch blinks "Wait a minute....can you talk?"
[22:13]  * GoldenTouch wouldn't be suprised at this point
[22:14] <CaptGreenHoof> **the doge shakes his head, baring his teeth at GoldenTouch and growling. He goes over to the Captain, laying down next to his head and sniffing. The Captain looks up at Rain Drop, shaking his head.
[22:14]  * GoldenTouch holds the stick out to distract him "Fetch!" he throws the stick
[22:14]  * GreenSleeves watches on through a mental fog.
[22:14] <CaptGreenHoof> **A slight smile is evident upong the Griffin's face. "Don't even bother, my little pegasus. Your green captain lung-shot me. You cannot save me."
[22:15]  * Rain_Drop can see that the feather brain is thinking he is going to die "Ah no you dont...not dying on me that easy!" Rain says as she brings out some of her dragons nerf plant which simmers in the air "The hell I cant!"
[22:15] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 to find some clues
[22:15] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[22:15]  * CaptGreenHoof stays layed down next to the Griffin captain, a tear running down the German Shepard's face.
[22:15] <Al_Dente> [[ ... ]]
[22:15] <CaptGreenHoof> [hang on, Al~]
[22:15]  * Al_Dente is oblivious to any evidence
[22:16]  * GoldenTouch watches this and sighs he looks around for clues
[22:16]  * Rain_Drop applies the simmering hot plant to the open wound cauterzing it with sorched flesh "Sorry sorry this is really going to hurt!"
[22:16]  * CaptGreenHoof coughs, a slight trace of blood coming out of his beak. "Dear miss, don't bother. It's... ogre."
[22:16]  * GoldenTouch puts his crossbow back onto his back silently and starts to wander around
[22:16] <CaptGreenHoof> ^the griffin captain
[22:17] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 finding shit
[22:17] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[22:17] <GoldenTouch> *Golden is still unimportant!*
[22:17]  * Rain_Drop keeps a firm grip on the jerking griffon as he kicks and squaks from the pain or so she imagines "Ah cmon its ok, really just...just need to get blood out then, breath for you and god damn it...Guys a little help here?"
[22:17] <CaptGreenHoof> [hold up, everyone, scrounging will come~]
[22:17] <GoldenTouch> [k]
[22:17]  * GoldenTouch wonders where his bolt struck the captain,
[22:17] <Rain_Drop> "Fuck...Wiat!! Sleeves!" Rain shouts looking at Sleeves
[22:17]  * GoldenTouch suddenly remembers it doesn't matter
[22:17] <Rain_Drop> "Get over here!"
[22:17] <Rain_Drop> "Now!'
[22:18]  * GreenSleeves trots over "What?!"
[22:18] <CaptGreenHoof> Captain Farbeak coughs up slightly more blood, looking up at the ponies surrounding him with defeated eyes. "I... I don't know how you did it... I can't believe I'm lying on my death bed... dirt..."
[22:18] <GreenSleeves> [Too bad our doctor is NPC right now]
[22:19] <Rain_Drop> "I want you to TK the blood in his lungs out of there and back into his blood stream."
[22:19]  * GoldenTouch goes over "Rain...."
[22:19] <GoldenTouch> "do you not understand..."
[22:19] <GoldenTouch> "he has a punctured lung..."
[22:19] <Rain_Drop> "Or out up his lungs. Then hold the blood that is around this wound here and keep it there..."
[22:19]  * GreenSleeves sighs, "It doesn't work like that, Rain..."
[22:19] <Rain_Drop> "Whats not to understand we remove the blood then seal it shut!"
[22:19] <Rain_Drop> "And he has half a lung still working right?"
[22:19] <CaptGreenHoof> "I am a Farbeak... I have always dreamed of a peaceful place like this..." The Griffin looks around the forest surrounding him, a slight smile forming on his face.
[22:20] <Rain_Drop> "Cmon we gotta try at the very least!"
[22:20] <Rain_Drop> "A Farbeak?"
[22:20]  * GoldenTouch looks at rain in the eyes "Listen...that kind of thing takes surgon precision..."
[22:20]  * GoldenTouch blinks
[22:20] <GoldenTouch> "Like...flip?"
[22:20] <CaptGreenHoof> "So that's why you're a Captain..."
[22:20]  * Rain_Drop looks down at the griffon "Look I need you to stay awake alright stay awake and stay with me here we going to help you ok?"
[22:20] <Rain_Drop> "Dont know dont care need that magic now Sleeves!"
[22:20]  * GreenSleeves isn't good enough wit his TK to do what Rain wants...
[22:21]  * CaptGreenHoof blinks at Rain. "He's dying, Rain. We should hear his last words..."
[22:21] <Rain_Drop> "Damn it just try at least !"
[22:21]  * Rain_Drop snaps at sleeves who wont even attempt it!
[22:21] <Rain_Drop> "Not if we get him stablized dang it!"
[22:21] <GreenSleeves> "I can't do that Rain! I can't run the risk of making theings worse!"
[22:21]  * Rain_Drop keeps pressure around the bolt.
[22:21] <GreenSleeves> "I can't even /see/ what I'm trying to grab!"
[22:21] <Rain_Drop> "How would it be any worse if hes DYING?!"
[22:21] <Al_Dente> "I dont know what to do..."
[22:21] <CaptGreenHoof> Capt Farbeak: "I was born being hunted... raised, being hunted... crossbows, bolts, and screams, those were my lullibies..."
[22:22] <Al_Dente> "I got a rag, but if his lung is collapsed... CPR."
[22:22] <Al_Dente> "If you want a chance start giving him that shit and we need to get him back to the clinic."
[22:22]  * Rain_Drop looks at farbeak "Yeah ok keep talking buddy..."
[22:22]  * GoldenTouch listens to the captain on his deathbed, ignoring everybody else around him
[22:22]  * CaptGreenHoof listens to Captain Farbeak, knowing that rescue attempts are futile.
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[22:22]  * Weathervane frowns a bit as she glances over the captain, looking away to compose herself and keep her pitying eyes away as she listens. "...Damn."
[22:22] <Rain_Drop> "Then cmon!" Rain looks at sleeves to at least try dang nabit!
[22:24] <CaptGreenHoof> "We were hunted by our own family..."
[22:24]  * GoldenTouch looks at rain with a look so hardened just to get her silenced
[22:24] == CaptGreenHoof has changed nick to CaptainFarbeak
[22:24] <GreenSleeves> "Gah!" Sleeves shouts to the captain, "Turn your head and cough!"
[22:25]  * CaptainFarbeak ignores everyone's orders around him. "Each morning I'd wake up... and find a few more of my family or friends dead beside me..."
[22:25] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 for TKing a liquid that I cant see through his throat...
[22:25] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[22:25]  * Rain_Drop is silent for a second maybe two before trying to at least give the captain a few seconds more to explainhis story since they all seemed to have written him off before looking at sleeves in confusion
[22:25] <GoldenTouch> [sleeves]
[22:25] <GoldenTouch> [it was dc 20]
[22:25] <GoldenTouch> [darn]
[22:25] <GoldenTouch> [so close]
[22:25] <CaptainFarbeak> "I'd stare at Celestia's Sun... and pray to make it through the day..."
[22:25] <GreenSleeves> [This is kekplay, I'm not even a doctor.]
[22:25] <Rain_Drop> [now imagine the shitstorm that would happen if he had gotten a 20]
[22:26] <GoldenTouch> [rain...]
[22:26] <GoldenTouch> [i said that specificly BECAUSE he didn't get a 20...]
[22:26]  * Al_Dente sighs and trots back over towards Weather, draping his foreleg around her shoulder as he watches the captain fight for life. "It didnt need to end like this."
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[22:28] <CaptainFarbeak> "The government of Equestria turned a blind eye to our misery..."
[22:28]  * Rain_Drop grits her teeth as she watches sleeves light up his horn and not seeing anything to come of it "damn it..."
[22:28] <CaptainFarbeak> "So I became a pirate. I made omney and loot were I could, taking wealth when I could form none."
[22:28] <CaptainFarbeak> money*
[22:29] <CaptainFarbeak> "I formed a gorup of my own pirate mercenaries... to take my revenge on the world..."
[22:30] <Al_Dente> "Is this Four Cannon's destiny?"
[22:30]  * GreenSleeves is sort of supprised he didn't just die on the spot. He could have given the captain's heart a good squeeze, maybe tore some arteries, colapsed the /other/ lung. Seriously, that's the sort of shit that happens when you TK in someones chest. I wonder if Rain knew what she was asking...
[22:30] <CaptainFarbeak> "But... I have shamed myself and my flock. I am no longer the hero I was meant to be. In the name of vengeance, I sold my body and my soul." The griffin gestures toward the German Shepard running away. "Now I am nothing more than a dog..."
[22:31]  * GoldenTouch wonders too gl
[22:31] <GoldenTouch> >gs
[22:31] <CaptainFarbeak> [He's so fucked it doesn't matter at this point]
[22:31]  * CaptainFarbeak looks at Rain Drop with sad eyes
[22:32] <CaptainFarbeak> GreenHoof looks on, breathing heavily but not saying anything.
[22:33]  * GoldenTouch sits there listening to the story of the dying captain, bittersweet how his shot was so true and found its mark
[22:33]  * Weathervane sighs sadly as she takes one more look around the area, still listening to the captain as she looks to him empathetically. "Please... surely there must have been something good in your life... something you can think back on fondly, right?"
[22:34]  * Rain_Drop has gritted teeth and angry determination as she tries to keep him alive before looking at him "Come on you cant just die just like that...right?"
[22:34] <Rain_Drop> "Yeah like Weathers said I mean...not all is bad?"
[22:35] <CaptainFarbeak> "Y-you ponies... you're just mercenaries... just like me... You don't even know what we're all being used for... look around the camp... you will find your destinies amoung the *ruins*. You... you -dogs- of -war-." The Griffin looks at Green Hoof shot shot his heart, smirking his beak again. "I think he'll be interested to meet the lot of you..."
[22:36]  * CaptainFarbeak 's eyes fall closed, the body laid still and lack of life.
[22:36] <GoldenTouch> ....
[22:36] <CaptainFarbeak> who shot*
[22:36] <Al_Dente> [[ must resist shot thru the heart ]]
[22:36] <GoldenTouch> [...]
[22:37] <CaptainFarbeak> [........]
[22:37] <GreenSleeves> [AND YOU'RE TO BLAME]
[22:37] <CaptainFarbeak> **you are all now free to investigate~**
[22:37] <GreenSleeves> [YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAM]
[22:37]  * GreenSleeves pats Hoof on the back.
[22:38]  * GoldenTouch remembers when his shot hit hi- o wait, nvm, he goes and looks around the camp
[22:38]  * Weathervane kneals down to the captain with a blank look in her eyes, watching the life slip out of him with pursed lips and cloudy eyes. His last words linger heavily in her mind as she gives him some silence, sighing futily and lifting herself back up to her hooves. "Well..."
[22:39]  * Rain_Drop stares silently at the griffon who passed away with not a bang but a whimper bowing her head
[22:39]  * Rain_Drop breathes heavily through her nose before reaching up and closing the birds eyes as she yanks the crossbolt out handing it to Greenhoof "Here..."
[22:40] <Al_Dente> "I should.... Damn, we should try and do something with the body. Something decent...."
[22:40]  * CaptainFarbeak takes the crossbolt, looking to Rain. "What's this for?"
[22:40] <Phoenix_Down> [gg no re]
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[22:40] <Weathervane> [ZOMBIE]
[22:40] <Phoenix_Down> [its your money for the kill, now give Golden his assist gold]
[22:41] <Phoenix_Down> [you dirty KSer~]
[22:41]  * Rain_Drop gets up and looks about for a shovel in the encampment "One to reuse after you clean it," Rain tosses a blanket over "Two to remember the shot you used," Rain moves a basket out of the way knocking more stuff aside "And for you to fix it up...now help me find a shovel."
[22:41] <GoldenTouch> [/me rolls his eyes]
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[22:43] <Al_Dente> "Ill find a decent rock and some stones, maybe something for a headstone. Weather can you find some flowers."
[22:43] <Rain_Drop> [What?]
[22:44]  * CaptainFarbeak looks around, biting his lip and trying to find a shovel. After a few minutes he finds a small spade, slowly trotting over to the captain and starting to dig.
[22:44] == CaptainFarbeak has changed nick to CaptainGreenHoof
[22:44] <Rain_Drop> "That the only one?" [btw i find anything while searching for said shovel?]
[22:44]  * GoldenTouch continues looking for stuff, not sure what he found
[22:45] <Phoenix_Down> [sorry, I just kind of tuned in, why did you kill the griffon captain?]
[22:45] <Rain_Drop> [well mostly it was a fight and stuff and we two shotted the captain and i was kinda aiming for the bloody their nose then either make friends or scare off plan]
[22:46] <CaptainGreenHoof> [who looks for shit? Whoever looks, roll d20]
[22:46] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[22:46] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[22:46]  * GoldenTouch might actually be useful'
[22:46] <CaptainGreenHoof> [~]
[22:47] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 Looking for shovel and other things with good actual RP [goilden i looken at you]
[22:47] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[22:47] <Rain_Drop> [pfffffffffft]
[22:47] <Rain_Drop> [my sides ahahah]
[22:48] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 for loot.
[22:48] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[22:48] <Rain_Drop> [kek was not appeased by good rp it seems]
[22:48] <CaptainGreenHoof> [hue, relax Rain, you found shit~][who else?]
[22:49]  * Weathervane mulls over the captain's last words as she peeks off and on around the various tents, milling about the camp and surrounding woods, though her search for flowers proves futile in the cold, snow-covered soil. "Dogs of war... hm..."
[22:49] <Weathervane> !roll d20
[22:49] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[22:49] <Al_Dente> "Oh wow... Listen to me.... Flowers... Snow."
[22:50] <Al_Dente> [[ hurr ]]
[22:53] == Al_Dente has changed nick to Al_desert
[22:53] <Al_desert> [[ brb guys ]]
[22:53] <Al_desert> [[ buying desert for family :v ]]
[22:53] <GreenSleeves> [Gotta sleep, sorry Hoof, but muh body isn't ready]
[22:53] <Weathervane> [Get a nice Sahara for them.]
[22:53] <Curious> [>not gobi]
[22:54] <CaptainGreenHoof> **Rain_Drop** finds a small notebook detailing the sale of countless crossbows and explosives to an organization listed as only *HORS*. Weathervane finds the journal of one of the crew, named Jebediah, who details events of the pirate crew, where they robbed many pony caravans, having killed many. [not done, stand by GoldenTouch ]
[22:54] == GreenSleeves has changed nick to GreenSleevesSLUMBERING
[22:55]  * GoldenTouch hued
[22:55] <GoldenTouch> >jevediah
[22:55] <CaptainGreenHoof> [hue]
[22:57] <CaptainGreenHoof> **GoldenTouch finds the personal journal of Captain Farbeak. It details his personal thoughts of many of him and his crew's adventures. They'd picked off a few ponies making their way to Four Cannon to trade. In addition, he details an undisclosed buyer of many crossbows and explosives, saying that he pities Four Cannon's fate. He finally talks about the crew's final goal:
[22:57] <Rain_Drop> [bugger busy gimme a sec]
[22:58] <CaptainGreenHoof> The crew's final goal was to scout out the area to steal the precious metals stored in the warehouses near the train tracks. The Captain has a detailed map of where these metals are stored, and he has a detailed attack plan to be carried out within the next few days
[22:59] <CaptainGreenHoof> They planned to steal the metals. The Captain talks about how Four Cannon wouldn't be able to trade with Four Cannon and would starve, and wonders why their employer would want them to do this, but doesn't do much into details.
[23:00] <Rain_Drop> "THe hell..." Rain looks at the notebook and the sales found listed within then pausing at the mention of 'HORS' "Guys?"
[23:01]  * Rain_Drop carries the book over to Hoof and sets it down "I found something about them selling crossbows and explosives to something called HORS?"
[23:01] <CaptainGreenHoof> "Hm?" Green Hoof trots over to Rain.
[23:01] <CaptainGreenHoof> "HORS? The fuck?"
[23:01]  * Rain_Drop hands it off to Greenhoof to let him browse through it as she starts digging
[23:02]  * GoldenTouch takes the journal and starts reading it, flipping through the pages with a silent interest...
[23:03] <Phoenix_Down> [waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait]
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[23:04] <Phoenix_Down> [where did they get explosives, I thought the Equestrians didn't have those]
[23:04]  * Weathervane flips through the journal a moment and reads through some of the passages as she regroups at Al's side, raising her eyebrow in aghast intrigue before closing it and placing it in her bag. She curls her lip in a brief attempt to show a smile to him, though it quickly fades in the somber mood as she looks back down to the griffon. "Well, we might not be able to give him a very
[23:04]  * Weathervane proper send-off... but somehow it seemed like he wouldn't want one..." She turns her attention back to the tents. "Shame we couldn't have known more about these guys. Seemed like a very... interesting bunch."
[23:05] <Rain_Drop> "they were mercs from what I could find out, didnt mean we had to let em die, bloody them yeah but not kill..." Rain grunts as she digs nearly up to her neck from the efforts her and Farmerbro have dugged
[23:06]  * GoldenTouch reads through everything "....there's someone that wants fourcannon gone..."
[23:08]  * Weathervane rubs her chin. "Huh... wouldn't think we'd attract all that much attention out here, heh."
[23:09]  * GoldenTouch slides this book into his rucksack
[23:09] <CaptainGreenHoof> "Ugh... We should just take this all back., Analyze it and look over it."
[23:09] <Rain_Drop> "Really? Huh, Kinda confused by that myself, thought we were the podunk town of the world..."
[23:11] <Rain_Drop> "Sounds...like a plan." RAin tosses the shovel up with a hyup! before flying up out of the hole
[23:12] <Rain_Drop> "In either case we best get the bird into the ground proper send off and all..."
[23:13]  * CaptainGreenHoof gives one last look at the rival Gryphon Captain's body, before looking away, trotting back slowly towards Four Cannon.
[23:17]  * Rain_Drop takes one of the spare blankets and begins to wrap the griffons body in the blanket to make a burial shroud for the griffon
[23:20]  * Rain_Drop starts to heft the griffons body before looking at the others "Ya'll going to help?"
[23:20] <Al_desert> [[ is it ogre :v ]]
[23:20] == Al_desert has changed nick to Al_Dente
[23:21] <CaptainGreenHoof> **The group does a makeshift burial for the Griffon Captain, takin the various loot and evidence back to Four Cannon. Everyone gets 3 sticks of d8 dinomyte, a d8 crossbow with 3 bolts each, and the various evidence which has already been discussed.
[23:21]  * Weathervane nods and positions herself near Farbeak's body, assisting with the covering and helping to hold the lower half of his body with her shoulder. "I gotcha..."
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[23:22] <CaptainGreenHoof> **the Crossbows need varying degrees of repair, looking like they might hold up to one or two shots at most**
[23:23]  * Al_Dente emerges from NPC mode and sighs next to Weather, placing his hoof on her shoulder as he glances around the scene and the makeshift burrial site. "Yea... Just taking it in." Moving to help Rain as she continues to move the bodies.
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[23:38]  * Rain_Drop helps with the others tolower the captains body then begins to shovel the dirt back to the hole in the ground "So got any...words...for the guy?"
[23:38] <Rain_Drop> [so sorry satrgate movie playing on]
[23:39] <Al_Dente> [[ :3 ]]
[23:39]  * CaptainGreenHoof doesn't really say anything.
[23:39]  * GoldenTouch sits there standing over the grave
[23:41] <Al_Dente> "He sounded like one hell of a captain."
[23:42]  * Weathervane glides down into the hole with the griffon's weight partially distributed over her shoulder, hovering slightly before dropping down and stabilizing the body with her forehooves. She lifts the body off herself with a grunt as she touches the ground, gently bowing to lay the captain down and looks to the shrouded figure with a sigh. Lifting herself from the hole, she helps with
[23:42]  * Weathervane the burial. "Hard to say... didn't seem like he had much of a happy life. He led others to do wrong, even to the bitter end, yet... you can't really blame him. He just couldn't find peace, not even with himself..." She wipes her brow as she looks over the grave. "But... he's here now, poor guy."
[23:45] <Al_Dente> "It worries me what he said, you live by the sword you die by the sword. We arent.... We arent supposed to come off as mercanaries. It wasnt supposed to end like this, but shit..."
[23:48] <Rain_Drop> "I was all up for the bloody their nose and then either make friends or scare them off...guess we did that."
[23:49]  * Rain_Drop finshes with placing the dirt back into the hole with Weathers help "So Iguess we can say that he tried to do well but life conspireed against him and that in the next life he finds a better place or something thats all I can say..."
[23:52]  * CaptainGreenHoof just sort of nods, gulping.
[23:54]  * GoldenTouch nods his head
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[23:55] <Weathervane> "Yeah... guess we all have to do what we can. We get dealt a bad hand, and we live with it the only way we know how. And he just..." She ends with a shake of her head.
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