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- > Tending to my rose
- > knock at the door
- Roseluck, is that you?
- > "No anon, it's me"
- > fluttershy
- > I open the door
- > I fall on the floor
- > fluttershy's a dinosaur
- > "what do you think anon?"
- Prehistoric is not my fetish
- > "Anon! What're you doing with fluttershy?"
- > oh god no
- > Roseluck comes storming over
- > "Fluttershy, why are you dressed like a dinosaur?"
- > she looks at me abashedly
- > "oh..nothing...."
- > Roseluck turns to me
- > "Anon, what was she doing"
- come here
- > she leans in and I explain fetish-shy to her
- > she gasps
- > she looks, furious, at fluttershy
- > "I won't have you bothering my anon ever again!"
- > she opens her bag, and tosses a vial on the floor
- > suddenly thorny vines come out from under the floor, and wrap around my house
- > soon enough, most of my house is entrapped in plants
- > I hear fluttershy faintly from the outside
- > "Don't worry anon, I'll save you!"
- > Roseluck is nowhere to be found
- > I'm trapped in a jungle, in my own house
- > let day 1 begin
- day 1
- > my house has been turned into a jungle
- > I push aside various undergrowth in hopes of finding Roseluck, or a way out of here
- Crazy bitch, even fluttershy wasn't this bad
- > I hear distant chirping, as if some bird far away was calling out
- > stumble over what I think used to be an ottoman
- God dammit! Ow
- > grab hold of my automatic furniture detector
- > trip over a root
- fuck
- > get up
- > find what I think is a wall
- Hello? Can anyone here me?
- > bang on the wall
- > here another distant voice
- > "don't worry anon, i've got a goat to help get you out"
- > did she say a goat? What good can a goat do?
- > "it might take a while"
- great
- > slowly push toward the kitchen
- > the kitchen isn't a jungle
- > looks like a forest
- > great, each room has its own biome
- > suddenly, a monkey swings down and lands on my shoulder
- well hello there little guy
- > the monkey bangs on my head and leaps for the trees again
- well ok then
- > look at the trees that compose the kitchen forest
- > they've got to be at least 30 feet tall
- how'd my kitchen get so big?
- > here a giggle that sounds like Roseluck
- > rush and follow it upstairs
- > it's now a swamp
- > seriously? how did this shit happen?
- > I slog through the muck, trying to chase down roseluck
- > I end up on a small patch of dry land
- > no one in sight
- > I attempt to slog back downstairs
- > an alligator snaps at my foot
- looks like I'm going to be here a while
- > a few hours later, test the waters
- > the gator's gone
- > slog downstairs
- > maybe I can escape through the basement
- > nope, that's changed too
- > the basement is a grassland
- > as I'm walking through the grasslands, I hear a distinct rattling noise
- shit
- > run
- > hear a hiss and a snap
- > narrowly avoid being bitten by a rattlesnake
- > I think I'd rather stand my chances with the monkey
- > Set up camp in the kitchen
- > maybe one day I'll find the fridge
- > day 2
- > awake in the kitchen forest
- > eyes open
- > first thing I see is curious monkey face
- Ahh!
- > "Eeek!"
- > he scurries up the tree
- > slowly get up
- Where should I try to get out from?
- > upstairs seemed the least difficult to move around in
- > weave my way through trees and make it to stairs
- > start walking up
- oh fuck, I forgot about the gator
- > hear Roseluck's giggle at the top of the stairs
- > see a glimpse of her tail as the runs off
- > chase after roseluck
- Roseluck! Wait!
- > get to the top of the stairs
- > nowhere to be seen
- fuck
- > slog my way through to my bedroom
- > I can escape from the bedroom window
- > my bedroom is wetlands
- > my bed it a lilypad
- > on the lilypad is Roseluck
- > she's laying down, very seductively
- > "well, hello Anon"
- Roseluck, what did you do to my house!?
- > "isn't it wonderful Anon? Now we can be together forever, in a house of plants"
- No Roseluck, my house is a nightmare of ecosystems
- > "You....you don't like it?"
- I liked that you were defending me from Fluttershy, but this is a little extreme
- > she looks like I just stabbed her in the heart
- > "Well, it's gonna stay like this, and you're gonna love me"
- Well I can't say that I do right now
- > "you WILL love me"
- > she sounds just like fluttershy
- > right in the irony
- > suddenly, the grasses begin to tangle themselves around my feet
- > can't move
- > Roseluck makes her way over to me
- > "Remember the love we had? Let's get it back."
- > spot a wake in the water in the corner of my room
- > the gator
- > the wake is coming up
- > ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit
- > the gator springs forward, and knocks Roseluck off of me
- > the grass lets go
- > I make a mad dash for the first floor
- > by mad dash, I mean I splash like a maniac as I slowly slush my way down
- > the gator has Roseluck preoccupied
- > or so I thought
- > the gator starts chasing me
- > I start splashing more as I desperately pull myself downstairs
- > the gator follows me down the stairs
- > I lose the gator in the jungle brush
- > he could be anywhere
- > run for dear life to the kitchen forest
- > hit my shin on that damn ottoman again
- > no time to cry about it
- > hear an ominous growling behind me
- > also hear a hissing
- > turn around
- > see epic Python vs. Alligator duel
- damn, where's my popcorn
- > python wraps around gator's mouth and neck
- > chokes the poor bastard out
- > python wins, fatality
- > I get back into the forest before the python goes for me
- > the monkey is acting up again
- > dodging balls of what I hope is mud
- > hit what I think is the sink
- > "Anon! I brought a Rhino to help!"
- Fluttershy!? Can you hear me!?
- > "It's still gonna take some time!"
- > she can't hear me
- > plot my next escape
- > can't escape from upstairs swamp
- > Maybe somewhere in the central jungle?
- > I fight my way against vines and underbrush
- > this jungle seems to go on for forever
- > I think I'm somewhere in the dining room
- > climb over fallen trees
- > suddenly, a thunderstorm
- > seriously? My house has its own weather patterns too?
- > raining
- > lightning strike
- > think I see the shadow of a pony on a tree
- > it's gone when I do a double take
- > keep walking
- > the underbrush seems to be getting more and more stubborn
- > trip on something
- > try to get up
- > can't
- > turn to see various bushes crowding on me
- > hear a maniacal laugh
- Roseluck
- > "yes, anon dearest?"
- why are you doing this?
- > "because I love you"
- > a rose in the shape of a heart drops on vine from the tree in front of me
- > get flipped over onto my back
- > get kissed by Roseluck
- > the scent of Roses, once lovely, is now ominous
- > I break the kiss
- well, I don't think I love you
- > "shhhh, it's ok, you just don't understand your feelings"
- > feel a root probing at the groin of my pants
- > "now just relax, and I'll take you to a special place"
- > feel another root probing at my arm
- > the root slithers down my chest
- > it's not a root
- python
- > the python lashes out, snagging hold of on of Roseluck's hooves
- > it slithers its way around her
- > it squeezes
- > hear the air forced out of Roseluck
- > the plants let go of me
- > I flee once more
- > I swear, I see the python wink at me while I run
- > I'm in the forest again
- > the monkey has calmed down
- > I sit, trying to comprehend what's going on
- > the monkey sits next to me, mimicking my posture.
- Monkey see monkey do, huh?
- > the monkey gives me a playful punch on the arm
- > it's almost like he can understand me
- > I set up a camp in the forest
- > the monkey stays with me
- > I decide it's time for bed
- > the monkey doesn't seem tired
- > as I drift into sleep, the monkey sits in the tree above me, almost like he's keeping guard
- > day 3
- > I wake up
- > the monkey is sleeping next to me
- > take him in my arms
- > whisper to him
- You'll protect me won't you?
- > he snuggles into my arm
- > smile at him
- > realize I'm dying of thirst
- > the only water I know of is the swamp
- > go to the edge of swamp and drink up
- > monkey stirs
- > he chatters at me
- > beats on my chest a little
- > climbs onto my shoulder
- > stays there
- okay then
- > checked the jungle, no way out
- > hit shin on ottoman again
- > checked the swamp, no way out
- > check the grasslands?
- > go down to the basement
- > there should be a cellar door on the other end
- > start my trek across
- > stepping lightly
- > don't want to run into any snakes
- > hear something rustling in the Prairie grass.
- > swerve to avoid it
- > stepped in something
- > feels like a clump of dirt
- > suddenly, there's a fire on my leg
- > the stinging of a thousand ants consumes my nerves
- > shake rattle and roll my way across the plains
- > these fuckers hurt
- > the monkey hops off of my shoulder, and eats ants that are on the ant pile
- > eventually kill off all of the ants
- > including a small nest in my shoe
- > monkey regroups
- > my leg is slightly swollen
- > feels like a damn elephant foot
- > hobble onward
- > hear the sound of beads in a tube
- shit
- > monkey jumps down
- > gets absorbed into the tall grass
- > try not to step on him as I flee
- > hear him chattering
- > he screams
- > silence
- > I mourn the loss of my monkey friend
- > suddenly a snake carcass is held, just barely above the grass
- > the monkey screams in victory
- > monkey braveheart
- > he climbs onto me
- > I hug him
- > put him on my shoulder
- Thanks monkey
- > he puts on a dumb smile
- > continue walking
- > does this place ever end?
- > hear more rustling
- > suddenly, the grass grows to well above my head
- > the monkey climbs on top of a piece
- >I feel something slither its way across my elephant foot
- > constriction
- > next my arms
- > a pony walks out from behind the grass
- Roseluck, leave me alone!
- > I struggle against the grass
- > "Anon, I love you, I can't just leave you alone"
- > the constraints tighten
- > "And I'm going to make you love me"
- > my pants are removed
- > my boxers too
- > I'm tied up by grass, naked, with a pony about to rape me
- > well fuck
- > she fondles me gently
- > "remember what fun we had anon?"
- You mean before you were crazy?
- > she giggles
- > "silly anon, you just need a reminder"
- > she slips her mouth around me
- > she licks me, swirling around my shaft
- > she sucks
- > her lips glide smoothly over me
- > starting to feel good
- > she stops for a moment
- > "I can see you're enjoying it. I knew you loved me"
- > she continues, adding the use of her hooves
- > she cuts short
- > she turns around
- Please Roseluck, no
- > she slides me inside
- > her moan of pleasure is strangely high and piercing
- > realize that it's the monkey screaming
- > he drops from the tall grass, and lands on Roseluck's head
- > she falls to the ground
- > the grass loosens, but still holds me in place
- > I'm forced to watch as the monkey tears at Roseluck
- > he pulls her mane
- > she yelps, and bucks
- > he hold firm
- > he scratches at her face
- > the binds loosen
- > I struggle enough, and the grass tears
- > I'm free
- > Roseluck runs off with my monkey, still trying to buck him off
- > I collect my pants and flee
- > run in a random direction
- > lost in the above my head height grass
- > hear a rustling
- > feel a weight on my shoulder
- Monkey!
- > he grabs hold of my head
- > hugs the crap out of my head
- > he looks at me
- > I know exactly what he wants to say
- I don't know where I am
- > He clamors up the grass again
- > looks around
- > climbs down
- > points to my left
- > fight through the thick grass
- > boy what I wouldn't give to have a machete
- > make my way where the monkey points
- > stairs
- > climb up the stairs
- > back in the jungle
- not quite what I wanted, but ok
- > head to the only safe place I know
- > the kitchen
- > no, I'm not a girl
- > dodge the ottoman
- ha!! fuck you ottoman!
- > crash into the door frame
- > god dammit
- > find camp from last night
- > prepare for bed
- sleep well my guardian, sleep well
- > he climbs off my shoulder, and snuggles onto my stomach
- > we both sleep
- > day 4
- > rouse myself to feel like the monkey has gotten 5 times bigger
- > open one eye
- > monkey's yellow
- > monkey's got pink hair
- > that's not monkey
- ....fluttershy?
- > "oh anon, you're awake!"
- how'd you get in here?
- > "remember? I had a goat eat his way in"
- > vaguely remember how stupid that sounded
- > it took 4 days for that goat to chomp through
- > bet all the other goats were like: "dude if you eat all that plant, you're gotta get a wicked bad tummy ache"
- It's so good to see you again
- > hug her
- > she sighs softly
- > "come on, let's get out of here"
- but, what about roseluck?
- > "She's in here too?"
- yea, she's been trying to rape me for the past 3 days
- > "don't worry, I'll protect you"
- I have a feeling you have been since I got here
- > she gives me a smile and blushes
- So where's the hole?
- > "your front door"
- > walk with fluttershy toward the door
- > realize monkey is nowhere to be found
- > start looking for him
- > look up onto tree branch
- > monkey, gutted, hanging from branch by thorn vine
- oh....god
- > fluttershy urges me to keep walking
- > "if we're going to get away from that crazy mare, we need to keep moving"
- right
- > we keep walking
- > forest turns to jungle
- > hit that damn ottoman again
- > "anon are you ok?"
- yea, I'll be fine
- > limp onward
- > see the exit
- > make a mad dash for it
- > jungle trees bend across the path and block it
- fuck
- > "Roseluck, you bitch! Where are you"
- > "Oooh fluttershy. How nice to see you again. What do you think of the redecorating anon and I did?"
- Roseluck, for the last time, we aren't a couple!
- > "Anon, honey, could you do me a favor, and show fluttershy the way out?"
- No, I don't think I will
- > a thorn vine grabs fluttershy
- > she yelps in pain
- > "well then I guess I'll have to"
- > the vine picks up fluttershy
- > Roseluck appears from behind a bush
- > she's scarred from monkey attack
- > she turns to fluttershy, I see bite marks from alligator
- > "You are not welcome into our home!"
- It's my home!
- > hear two people at the trees
- > "hey! is anyone in there!"
- > the royal guard is here
- help! Roseluck's gone crazy!
- > "more intruders? Oh well, I guess we'll have to deal with this one first"
- > more vines wrap around fluttershy, and start to squeeze her
- > fluttershy is turning purple
- > tackle roseluck
- > vines release momentarily
- > fluttershy lets out a disgusting bellow
- > heavy hoof stomps are approaching fast
- > "holy shit is that a rhino?"
- > "it's coming right for us! Run!"
- > the two guards run off
- > a magnificent crash rings as the rhino breaks through the two trees
- > the rhino carries the charge through, and pins Roseluck against another tree
- > the two guards come in and arrest Roseluck
- > I rush to fluttershy
- > she's bleeding from the thorns, some look serious
- > I pick her up, and carry outside
- > half of ponyville is outside, waiting to see what happens
- > they gasp as I'm carrying an unconscious, bleeding fluttershy
- > several nurse ponies take her off my hands
- > cheering rings out
- > I turn around
- > a beaten, bloodied, and scarred Roseluck is being taken out of my house
- > once she's outside my house, the vines retract
- > I enter my home, it's the same as it ever was
- > I quickly rush off to the hospital
- > find fluttershy, bandaged, and awake
- are you ok?
- > "the doctors say I'll be healing for a while, but I'll be fine"
- thanks so much for rescuing me
- > "of course anon"
- > we chat for a while, I recount my tales of adventure
- > she seemed happy to hear the animals were helping me
- > I go home
- > find that ottoman
- > put it outside my house
- > light that fucker on fire
- > dance around the fire
- > piss on its ashes
- > and scream at it until I can't speak anymore
- > conclude by spitting at it
- > flipping it the bird
- > and farting in its general direction
- > go back to the hospital
- > take fluttershy home
- > sleep in her house that night
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