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- Daughter in Your Eyes
- > Fwuffy
- > Yuu fwuffy
- > Haff fwuff and weggies
- > Oh no! whew weggies?
- > ...
- > Oh, thewe they awe
- > Siwwy weggies yuu scawe fwuffy
- > uh...
- > Yuu haff fwuff, weggies, taiw, eaws, mouf, an eyes
- > Daddeh caww yuu wetawd
- > Yuu wuv name!
- > "Wetawd wetawd wetawd!"
- > You're the owner of a wall-eyed fluffy
- > Not the stereotypical grey and yellow pegasus
- > She's a pure grey unicorn with blue eyes
- > Well, aside from her brown and yellow backend she's pure grey
- > Currently she’s chanting "retard" but in a fashion that would cause even fluffies to question her intelligence
- > "Wweewawd weewawd weewawd!"
- > Her tongue wags stupidly
- > A few seconds ago she forgot where her legs were
- > "Weggee? Nyuuuu... weggee..."
- > She sulked till she noticed the legs attached to her body
- > Now she lifts one leg at a time and bounces around happy as a clam
- > You feel happy as a clam as well
- > A suicidal drug addict clam
- > Who is having a serious life crisis
- > And has depression
- > The point is you're not happy with Bunny
- > Not that she could remember her name
- > "Buuhni wheew bunnhni?"
- > "Buuuuuuhhnnniiii!"
- > She sobbed for hours
- > At first for losing the unseen friend "Bunny"
- > Then she forgot why she was crying and cried because she was crying
- > It's a vicious cycle
- > Punishment is out of the question
- > Her emotional state turns on a dime
- > Any negative actions or pain and she squeals and cries and screams
- > It takes hours for her to return to "normal"
- > You raised her since she was a foal
- > At first it was cute
- > She waddled and babbled like a baby
- > That silly look on her face tongue hanging out to the side
- > "Wauv dada!"
- > Sigh...
- > After she watched "Babies!"(tm) Bunny has been in a near constant state of denial
- > "Fwauffeh haff bebbeebeb! Beeehhbeeb! Muahmauh wahn babbee!"
- > You have managed to keep her from talking about it by removing her fluffy shaped toys, all mirrors, and small soft toys from her room
- > She sometimes still manages to remember watching the show
- > Fwuffy wuv fwuffy!
- > "Weetahw! We.."
- > Fwuffy foget...
- > Fwuffy wan... nummies?
- > Tummie yuu huwty?
- > "Nuu fwuffy nuu huwties!"
- > Yay!
- > uh... poopie nee poopies?
- > "Nyu poopies fwuffy!"
- > Whaa fwuffy foget?
- > Ba.. baww?
- > Nuu…
- > Bab.. babb... babbeh?
- > !!
- "Babbeh! Babbeh! Whew Babbeh? Mummah Hewe!"
- > Damnit not again
- > "Baaubhaee! Baebbhee! Hwaee Babbii? Muahmuae heah!"
- > You can't tell her she isn't a mother
- > That didn't go over well last time
- > This can't continue either; she will become extremely depressed if this goes on
- > That lingering pain that she isn't a mother
- > She's having less fun since then
- > It'll only get worse
- > Until she is actually a mother
- > Daddeh say bunny be mummah!
- > Nyuu faiw fwuffy wan be mummah!
- "Daddeh why bunneh be mummah? Fwuffy wan be mummah!"
- > "Ur gon be mom too"
- > Hu? Daddeh say fwuffy be mummah tuu?
- > Yay!
- > Babbeh!
- "Whew bebbeh? Mummah nao! Bebbeh?!"
- > "Ur nyu mom now, you suun be mom"
- > ...?
- > Nuu now? Soon?
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