Alice-SpecialThoughtExperiment

Special Thought Experiment:

Alice had been walking in the park when some stalkers jogged up to her and approached her unannounced.  She quickly took up cat stance and eyed them calmly, saying nothing, her body resembling a soft, fluid statue, seemingly in a trance state.  Alice stood there in cat stance, next to the Victim Lamb, the Spotless One with the Best of Intentions, as he and his butch friends gave her menacing stares.  They started shouting threats to rape her and beat her to death calling her a tranny, also saying stuff like "You think you're a tough guy hunh? You're not fucking special" out loud to her over and over again.  Alice replied calmly and unflinchingly "If you think you're a guy, please speak for yourself, I'm nothing but a wimp and I have never seriously thought I was special".  At this the leader became unnerved and took out a baseball bat he had strapped to his back and began menacing it at Alice.  As he went for the first strike, Alice stepped into infighting range, stepped on his right foot with her left foot, wrapped her left arm around his right arm, pulling it more taught, while also lightly striking her right leg up into his groin area, knocking him off balance momentarily.  With his left arm taught Alice took her right arm and broke his arm at the elbow on the underside of it, the metal bat fell to the ground clanking on the ground.  The man's friends were visibly shaken, as they were unarmed, and they turned tail and ran.  Alice picked up the bat, and made a practice swing at the bleeding and broken guy's head which fell just sort of it and said "Hey now, I'm not special; I'm just a wimp, you're the badass here, and transphobic butch men are a bad joke that need to be exterminated.  Do you think you're fucking special now tough guy!?  Don't project tough guy onto me, I'm just a wimp."  "I'm not special, I'm not special, listen man, I'll do as you tell me, just let me go, what is wrong with you, we weren't going to actually rape you man, or kill you, I was going to stop the bat short of your head, I promise, we were just messing with your head man, call an ambulance man, please" begged the guy, as he was pissing and shitting himself, an artery had popped in his broken left arm and he knew he didn't have long to live.

"Tell you what tough guy, I'm not special, and I was taught growing up that I'm not special, and since you seem to think my life was some kind of fucking privilege, I am here to share the privilege of I'm not special with you today." said Alice to the butch cismale whining in tears as he sat stunned on the ground.  "Repeat after me 'I'm not special, I am not a special snowflake" said Alice.  "I'm not special, I am not a special snowflake" said the man terrified and dying, clutching his broken and bleeding arm.  "I want to make a blood snowflake on the ground, a special snowflake out of your grey matter and blood smeared on the pavement, do you understand me Mr Special?" yelled Alice at the man.  "No no no wait, it w-w-w-w-as just a joke, we weren't going to rape or beat you up man."  "Well" said Alice, "I'm not a guy, but I can be a pretty cruel woman when pushed, and I'm afraid I'm just a privileged idiot and a wimp that's not special, we all are compared to somebody else in the world.  Repeat after me if you value your life 'I am a privileged idiot, a wimp, and I'm not special" said Alice.  "I am a privileged idiot, a wimp, and I'm not special" said the man, who was seeing stars and honeycombs closing in on his vision.  "That's good, very good, now, my privilege in life was to be told those things while having serious violence inflicted on me, since you seem to think my life was a fucking privilege, I will now share that privilege with you" said Alice.  She raised the metal bat up and struck the man with full force on the side of the head, knocking him out, and then splattered his brains all over the pavement, laughing hysterically while she was doing it, almost passing out a couple of times due to the hysterical laughter, taking pauses to catch her breath in between strikes on the crushed skull due to sheer laughter.  Eventually after obliterating his head, Alice muttered "You're not special, nobody is, you're just.....another asshole.", and then dropped the bat onto the ground and walked away.


-Sara